AISubs v3.5
Tonight, a magical cooking machine invites you to a dreamlike moment.
How much will it cost?
Which one is more expensive?
Quiz! Magical Mystery Tool!
Good evening, everyone! I'm your host, Haruka Ishida!
In this segment, you'll be guessing which of the wonderful products in "Dreams and Magic Land" is more expensive!
There are three questions. If you get one question right, one person will get two questions right, and if you get two or three questions right, you'll all go on a luxurious hot spring trip!
From open-air baths to silk river views, and luxurious dishes made from seasonal ingredients, hotel Shirakawa Unocra offers you a pair of hotel rooms!
Well then, Kojima-san, we're counting on you!
That's right! Everyone, let's work together!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
A price quiz with luxurious prizes! Think along with us!
"Ariyoshi A.K.B. Ryowakoku"!
During the show, Kojima Haruna will appear, so check it out!
What's wrong?
I found Kojima's weakness!
Yes, his weakness is... his butt! His butt!
His weakness is... his butt!
A.K.B. research student!
Yay!
Yes! This time we're going to "Dreams and Magic Land"!
Yay! I can't wait! Let's go!
Yay!
"Dreams and Magic Land" and...
Wow!
Machines that cut cabbage in a flash and...
Wow!
Machines that cut cabbage in a flash and...
Machines that can make anyone smile!
We'll quiz these machines!
Which of these machines is more expensive?
Quiz!
Magical Mystery Tour!
They came from a dreamy company, DORIMAX.
They welcomed us with...
Wow! It's Macky!
So cute!
Thank you for letting me work for DORIMAX.
You're a great person!
You're not Macky, you're a great person!
Chairman Hideo Matsumoto and Macky!
You're the chairman!
DORIMAX's image characters that invented many cooking machines!
Let's go on an adventure!
Wow!
Let's go!
They're making me do it!
First of all, a cooking machine that can be used by anyone.
With this machine, anyone can use magic easily.
Apple! I like apples!
Do you want me to cast a spell on the apple?
Yes!
Wow!
In an instant!
Yes, you can peel an apple in an instant!
It's a machine that can cast a wonderful spell!
In 30 minutes, you can cast a spell on 300 apples!
The peeler rotates along the apple's surface, so you can use it in any shape!
Until now, they've sold 135 machines.
It's a very popular machine!
The appearance of a bright red apple being reborn as a pure white dress is like a Cinderella transforming into a pure white dress with magic.
The next machine is a strawberry merry-go-round.
This is a merry-go-round for small strawberries.
When you put the strawberry on top of the spinning stage...
Look! It looks like it's having a lot of fun!
Wow! The little strawberry is spinning!
It's so cute!
We want to ride it too!
The strawberry keeps spinning and spinning!
Oh!
Oh! I see!
But, huh? Isn't the strawberry feeling refreshed somewhere?
That's right! This machine has the magic of cutting the strawberry stalks!
You can pick up 4000 stalks in one hour!
Yogashi makers and others have sold 20 of these.
Now, here's the question.
Is this apple worth peeling?
Or is this strawberry worth picking up?
Which is more expensive?
Arioi-san? Kojima-san?
Please give us an answer!
We couldn't read it from Macky's expression.
20 of them were sold, right?
The apple sold 135 of them.
Are there fewer strawberries?
It looks like it's more expensive.
Let's eat strawberries!
With strawberries!
Understood!
Now, let's see the correct answer!
Now, Macky, please give us the correct answer!
Now, the machine that Macky stopped at is correct!
This is also part of the production.
Strawberry?
Gocchi, right? Gocchi.
Where is it?
It's long, it's long.
Strawberry?
Here it is!
It's strawberry!
The strawberry picker machine was 950,000 yen!
The apple peeler machine was 500,000 yen!
Today, one of you will go on a hot spring trip!
But it's only me, right? It's only me who will go!
It's decided!
Next up is...
Splash Daikon!
Daikon will fall down on a 1m85cm course.
It's an attraction with a Sanagara design.
It's all Drimax, right?
It's amazing!
It feels good!
What is it? What is it?
Actually, it's a Daikon peeler!
Wow!
Just by dropping a set of Daikon, you can peel about 800 of them in an hour!
It's a very popular machine for pickles makers!
The key point is this peeler!
Twelve different angles of peelers fit on the surface of Daikon.
A white wave rises with a sudden fall and a splashdown!
Such a decisive moment...
We took a commemorative photo!
Next up is high-speed "tsuma" mountain driving!
"Tsuma" means thin sliced daikon served with sashimi.
If you use this machine, you can climb "tsuma" mountain at super high speed!
"Tsuma" means thin sliced daikon served with sashimi.
This feels great!
It's like a lizard!
It's like a kokigoru!
It's so beautiful!
In just one hour, a "tsuma" of about 200 kg can be made with this amazing machine!
In a blink of an eye...
As you can see, "tsuma" is now complete!
This is a very popular cooking machine that has sold 135 machines including the material maker.
Here is the question.
This is "daikon" and this is "tsuma cutter".
Which one is more expensive?
Arioi? Kojima?
Please tell us!
Please tell us which one is more expensive!
This is difficult...
Which one...
"tsuma" is more expensive, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
"tsuma" is more difficult to make by yourself.
That's right!
You can't do it by yourself.
Even if it's a little expensive, you still want to buy it.
I see...
"tsuma" making is...
Well, I'll go with "tsuma".
Why you?!
It's you!
Your opinion is being leaked!
Next question is...
Making 800 "tsuma" in one hour...
"tsuma" making machine is...
Making 200 "tsuma" in one hour...
The difference between 800 and 200 "tsuma" making machines...
It's like you're guiding me...
Which one is it?
I think... "tsuma" is more expensive...
It's like you want to make "tsuma"...
Let's make "tsuma"!
Let's make "tsuma" "tsuma cutter"!
Let's see the correct answer!
Okay, Macky, please show us the correct answer!
Okay!
The machine that Macky stopped in is the correct answer!
It's huge!
Oh, it's a house...
Macky, can you show us?
It's this one!
It's "tsuma"!
That's right!
I'm sorry!
The price of "daikon" is 250 million yen!
The price of "tsumacutter" is 1 million yen!
It's your fault!
I thought it was "tsuma"!
Let's move on to the next mystery!
The next one is a scary mystery room.
I'm scared!
As she is guided by a tree, she walks fearfully.
A cucumber is becoming a sacrifice.
Poor thing!
Cucumber Diagonal Cutter of Fear
She puts the sacrificial cucumber into the machine...
and pushes the "button that leads you to hell".
Wow!
The "diagonal cutter" cuts all the regrets of the world.
Once you cut it, you pack it up and sell it. It's very popular with pickles makers.
The price is only 650 million yen!
The next mystery tour is "rolling hell".
This machine has a terrifying square shape that you can't imagine from its appearance.
What's this?
What's coming out of the big open hole is...
a sharp blade spinning "drill of fear".
This cabbage is becoming a sacrifice.
When you push the red-colored button...
Ah!
Shin is scratching his neck.
Wow!
Shin was so stiff until he met this machine...
But now...
He's like this.
It's scary!
I'm scared!
What if it gets in my hand?
I'm scared!
It's noisy.
It was sold in a factory of O-te-gyudon chain.
Even now, 1,000 cabbages are sold every hour.
Wow!
Scary Mystery Tour
The last one is white liquid.
This machine.
When you open it, you'll see a silver drum.
If you look closely at the inside, you'll see countless spikes.
Moreover, the drum rotates at high speed.
Mackie devotes his life to this machine.
Wow!
It's coming out!
What is it?
Wow!
This white liquid is enjoyed by young girls.
What is it?
Tororo
This is Tororo Grinder.
You can make Tororo out of 300kg of Yamaimo per hour.
It's not impossible for girls to enjoy it.
It's not done by hand.
You can make fine Tororo with high viscosity.
Here is a question.
Which one is more expensive?
Ariyoshi-san? Kojima-san?
Please think about it!
Cabbage vacuum cleaner is amazing.
That's the only one.
That's the only one?
Cabbage vacuum cleaner has two buttons so that you don't put your hand in it and push it.
One of them doesn't work, right?
Yes, it doesn't work.
Cucumber vacuum cleaner also has two buttons.
Put three of them side by side.
It's hard to make fine Tororo.
If you do it by hand, you might leave a small one at the end.
That's right.
It will be beautiful.
So, what is it?
Do you want to make fine Tororo?
Yes, I do.
OK, fine Tororo.
OK, I got it.
Let's see the correct answer!
Mackey, please announce the correct answer!
OK.
Mackey's destination is...
Both of them are similar.
Both of them are big.
Yes, both of them are big.
I think I bought bigger ones before.
Which one is it?
This one.
It's fine Tororo.
The price of Tororo vacuum cleaner is 2.5 million yen.
On the other hand, the price of cabbage vacuum cleaner is 2 million yen.
Yes, congratulations!
Since both of you got the correct answer, you can go on a hot spring trip!
Hotel Shirakawa Uno Club, where you can enjoy the beautiful scenery of Kinugawa!
Who will get the pair ticket?!
Who will go on a hot spring trip?
Me!
Why don't you let her have it?!
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead!
No, it's not like that!
That's because I'm the best, so it's decided, right?
Then I'll be the second best!
Well, we'll decide it later by punching each other!
Well, it's been three months, but it's Sashihara Pride's corner!
Well, it's been a while, but how is it, Kojima- san?
Well, it seems like there are people who are looking forward to it a little, so I'd like to give it a try!
Well, Ishida-san, why don't you join us?
Yes, I understand!
Please watch the video!
Sashihara-san...
What kind of competition will you have this time?!
Ahhhh!
What's wrong?
What's wrong?!
I've found Kojima's weak spot!
Kojima-san has a weak spot?!
Yes... his weak spot is...
his ass!
His ass...
His weak spot is...
his butt!
What?!
Yes, Sashihara has revealed Kojima's weaknesses in past matches.
It was during the Juliana vs Shirizumo match before the grand final.
Kojima's butt proved to be just a big decoration.
His butt swing is not good at all.
He really can't do it.
But you can't do it.
Like this.
Sashihara chose a game where he hits a ball with his butt.
Look at her, Kojima.
She made her solo debut.
Let me show you my skill!
With a clear wish...
Now!
Set!
Ready...
Go!
Look!
The swing of the butt that entered this waist!
And!
The splendid cannonball shot from the butt!
What is the record?!
The record so far is...
64cm!
Hey, Kojima!
It's been a while since we fought, so don't underestimate me!
Come at me!
Shall we?
Let's do it!
The one who can fly the cannonball as far as possible wins!
Have you forgotten something?
Kojima will whisper in your ear and kiss you boldly!
And you can check out the emergency clothes fashion on the program's mobile site and the iPhone app!
Also, on Kojima Telecom, you can get a premiere voice and an image!
Using Kojima's weak point, his butt, we'll have a battle to fly the cannonball as far as possible!
SASHIHARA broke the record of 64cm and set a world record!
Set...
Ready...
Go!
How was it?
Which part was it?
Ishida Haruka's bloody butt...
Could she break SASHIHARA's record of 64cm?!
The record is...
71cm!
That's easy!
Next up is NyanNyan.
Next up is NyanNyan, please.
First of all... Huh?!
Yes!
NyanNyan, what's with you?
Every week, a new game comes out!
Ariyoshi AKB, Amoeba Pig!
Valentine's Day presents from Falkenkerl!
Chocolate candles on sale now!
Now, it's time for the battle!
Kojima and Sashihara's Ketsubatto Tournament!
Next up is NyanNyan.
Thank you.
NyanNyan, how do you feel?
Sashihara seems to be in a good mood watching this video.
I have to win this one.
I see. Let's go.
How about you, Ketsu?
I'm not confident.
But you're famous for being big.
I'll do my best.
Please do your best. Let's go.
Set...
Ready...
Go!
Sashihara's record is over 64cm.
With his proud big butt, he hits the bullseye!
What will happen?!
The record is...
77cm!
I did it!
I'm so happy!
Sashihara, please say a few words.
Sashihara, you idiot!
If you don't mind, please play a drama.