AISubs v3.5
Dreaming of joining AKB one day, they continue to fight against evil.
They are "Youkai Cleaning Human".
I want to be human soon! Ariyoshi AKB Republic!
Every week, a new work is released! Ariyoshi AKB "Ameiba Pig"!
Katayama Haruka produces "Arma Candle" is on sale now!
Today, "Ariyoshi AKB Republic" has begun!
President, since it's Christmas, I'd like to give you a present!
Wow, I'm happy!
It's "Uekara Mariko"!
It's on sale now!
"Uekara Mariko".
Yes, this song is AKB-like and it's a song that everyone can get excited about.
Please change "Uekara Mariko" to your name and...
"Uekara Ariyoshi"!
It's perfect, isn't it?
Where does Kojima-san come from?
I'm from the back.
From the back, Kojima!
Please listen to it!
Thank you very much! As always!
And so...
Today's song was brought to us by these members!
Yes! We've also joined the chosen members of "Nengan"!
Former "Gakkenpochi" idol, Umeda Ayaka!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- It's been a while! - How are you, Ume-chan?
- I'm fine! - You've completely grown up!
- Yes, I've gotten prettier! - You've gotten prettier, haven't you?!
- I'm glad! - You've changed a lot, Aryoshi-san!
- No, no, that's not the case! - Every time you say "Ume-chan" on a show,
- Yes, yes, yes! - Your fans go crazy on the internet and Twitter! - Oh, really?!
- You're being treated like a god! - Oh, really?! - Yes!
- But now that I've gotten prettier and grown up, I can't call you "Ume-chan", can I?
- Please do! Please do!
- Umeda-san and...
- There's still a lot of distance between you two!
- I'd like to ask you... How did you get along with Aryoshi-san, Ume-chan?
- Ume-chan and I were working together when AKB wasn't that popular yet! - Yes, we did, quite a while ago...
- We'd hug each other every time... - Yes...
- We'd hug each other every time and have a good sense of humor! - Yes, we did that a lot!
- We did that a lot, didn't we?! - Yes, we did! - It was terrible!
- Two years ago, on a show called "Gakkeppuchi", broadcasted on TBS, the two were co-starring!
- AKB's second generation, Umeda Ayaka!
- Umeda Ayaka... At the time...
- I'm AKB48's Umeda Ayaka! Nice to meet you!
- Huh?! You're from AKB?! - Yes!
- I didn't know! - I used to be an idol!
- Really?! - Yes!
- Among AKB, I'm pretty much "Gakkeppuchi"... - Really?! - Yes!
- AKB has "Gakkeppuchi"?! - No! Not at all!
- As a popular girl with 100% support, I'm about 40% or less...
- Ah! Then you don't have to worry about AKB that much, right?!
- That's right! If you say so, I'd be happy! - It's like "I'm afraid of fans", but...
- Yes! I thought I'd have to do it on "Gakkeppuchi" desk! - Right?!
- Thank you! You're probably an ace!
- I'm an M, so I was a little happy! - Oh, really?!
- Thank you very much! - Amazing!
- Umeda, who has come up from "Gakkeppuchi" state, will present...
- Today's project is this!
- "Youkai Cleaning Human"! - It's out!
- As expected of you, Ume-chan. You've brought a good project. - Thank you.
- Actually, this project is for Kojima-san. - Oh, I wonder what it is.
- Kojima-san! - Yes!
- You said that the room is dirty? - No, it's not...
- You, hurry up and clean up! The way to the side is painful!
- Why don't you clean up when you're human?!
- We are "Youkai Cleaning Human"!
- Wow! - This looks dangerous!
- Then, VTR, start!
If you eat it, you don't get a rip. If you eat it, you don't get a baguette.
Why can't we clean up after ourselves?
If we overlook the trash that has been thrown away, we will become just youkais.
Let's clean up!
They are youkai cleaner humans.
When they see trash, they transform into youkais.
In order to become humans, they have to clean up the city.
That's what the three of them thought.
How many years do we have to clean up to get rid of the trash?
But can we really become humans with this?
Just hurry up and clean up!
Those are the three youkais' favorites, Chiritori Sharaku.
He sets up a commercially available trash bag on his body,
collects the trash,
and then throws it away in a trash can.
Phew, it's clean now!
Youkai cleaner humans can return to humans by cleaning up all the trash.
Huh? Juri isn't here!
Let's go look for him!
Juri, where are you?
- Where are you? - Juri!
- Where are you? - Where are you?
- Juri! - Juri!
Ah!
Over there, Juri plays with human girls but...
Ah!
You two, this way!
Don't do it.
This is Miyori Ichikawa, a member of AKB.
Nice to meet you! I'm Ishikawa Miyori.
Oh, it's been a while for me too.
I'm Miyori.
While they were dancing lessons in Kawara, they happened to meet Juri and became friends.
If I become human too, I want to join AKB.
Eh? Juri-chan, you weren't human?
No, no, no! I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
I'm just kidding!
You're weird.
Hey, do you want to come to my house?
I have a lot of AKB DVDs and such!
Yay!
You're talking a lot now.
Let's go!
Better than before.
However, the house where Juri lives in Ichikawa is very dirty.
It's dirty.
A house full of garbage is something Juri should be proud of as a youkai, but...
It was completely shown in an AKB DVD and she was in trouble.
Excuse me!
Hello! Juri is calling you!
Excuse me for coming so late!
Juri came home late and was worried about them.
Were you okay?
But you...
Miyori-chan!
I came again!
Miyori-chan!
The two saw the messy garbage.
Naturally, the youkai cleaner's blood started flowing.
What?!
Ichikawa has lost his sense of fear.
Let's clean up while we're at it!
This electronic dustpan is used by youkai cleaners like that.
It's easy to use.
Collect garbage with a broom and bring it near the main body.
It automatically draws garbage.
It doesn't make a loud noise like a vacuum cleaner.
It's perfect for youkai cleaners who want to stay out of sight.
Wake up, Miyori-chan! Wake up!
Miyori-chan, wake up!
Miyori-chan, wake up! Wake up!
Miyori-chan, wake up!
Wake up, Miyori-chan!
Huh? Where's the monster?
Monster? What are you talking about?
Don't say that and don't get your room dirty!
Wow! It's clean now!
Did you clean it up for me?
Thank you!
The next day...
Oh, I'll do it one more time.
What's with you? You're always so serious.
That's right!
One week later, there's an audition for AKB researchers.
Audition?
Yeah. I think I'll take it.
Let's take it together!
Are you serious about that?
Come here for a second.
Why?
Listen up, Juri. You're not human.
You can't be an AKB researcher.
You can't be an idol.
You can't dream like that.
That's what I thought.
What's wrong with trying to make your dream come true?!
Did you hear that?
But...
Can you teach us how to dance?
Miyu!
Of course!
She can be trusted.
That's what Miyu thought.
She's lived her life thinking only about cleaning up the city.
Sometimes, we spend our time dreaming.
Isn't it okay to have that kind of time?
But...
The green blood flowing through youkai cleaners didn't even allow for that little time.
I can't do it anymore.
Let's take a break!
That was when she was about to take a breath of hot cocoa.
Ah! It's hot!
Ah! Ah!
If you leave the cocoa powder on the ground, the ground will become sticky.
And if you walk on top of it, it will become dirty and hard to remove.
I messed up...
But... it's going to rain, right?
Why?!
Why didn't you clean up right away?!
M-Miyori-chan!
Hey! What's wrong with you three?!
Oh, let's clean up right now!
In front of Ichikawa, who has finally become friends,
there are three people who have become youkais.
The three of them love "shower, wash, magic" everywhere.
When you put a special hose in a bucket of water and shake it up and down quickly,
a shower comes out of the tip!
If you keep shaking the hose, water will come out.
If you stop shaking it, water will stop.
Moreover, if you attach a special brush to the tip of the hose,
you can clean up with water coming out of it.
I'm sorry, Miyori.
Even though we're youkai cleaning people,
even though it was a short time,
I was happy to be able to have a human dream of being in an akb.
Goodbye!
Well, how many times have you moved?
I like this city!
Let's go!
Wait a minute!
Don't go! Don't leave this city!
I love you.
I love you so much.
I thought I was fine if I was alone.
But it's not true!
In order for us to love the earth we live in forever,
we humans needed our own efforts!
Message theory...
Miori!
Look at this!
Ichikawa took it out.
It was exactly round like the earth we live in.
A small vacuum cleaner...
Orb 48.
It has a handle and a nozzle that open at the same time.
It's compact, but it doesn't have much suction power.
I see.
And once you're done using it, you just have to put it back in the charger.
With this, any human can easily clean up.
And so the day passed, and in May of 2011, at the AKB theater...
There was a youkai standing on stage.
A youkai cleaner.
A youkai who loves cleanliness more than anyone else and has a heart cleaner than anyone else.
This time, it may appear in your city.
Yes, I see.
It's included in the AKB.
There is such a youkai.
I think youkai should be eliminated from the world.
I want youkai to disappear from this world.
Why are you riding it?
So?
What are you going to do?
What should I do?
But it was good, wasn't it?
Was it good to watch it?
I think it was good.
Yes, but if you say so...
I'm sorry.
Mom, let's pat each other's shoulders.
Ton, ton, ton, ton, Washington, ton, Washington!
It's President Ariyoshi's punishment carol!
Thank you for choosing a minor one out of all of Bet Yoshida's jokes.
As a red mania, I'm happy.
Here's today's punishment.
It's youkai juice!
Youkai juice, youkai juice.
Here you go.
Wow, it looks good!
Something came out of it.
We're going to make youkai juice now.
We're going to make it?
Let's go.
It's easy to make.
Tell us how you make it.
Mrs. Hikken's youkai juice recipe!
I'll make it for you.
Drink it all up!
I'll make it for you. Drink it all up!
I'll mix it all up. I'll make you drink it all up!
I'll make it for you. Drink it all up!
Sugar, salt, soy sauce, youkai juice!
I'll make it for you. Drink it all up!
Four weeks in a row of special projects!
Kojima and Haruna's love story!
The content of the love story is...
...to get "The Whisper of a Goddess" four weeks in a row!
Hello? Are you free now?
No, I didn't see you today, so I was wondering what you were up to.
The punishment for fear is youkai juice!
Here you go.
Wow!
The mirror! The mirror!
The mirror... Wow!
The mirror fell down!
Okay! Youkai juice is complete!
Yay! Yay!
Here you go. Drink it!
Thank you for the drink.
Oh, you kissed me!
That's gross!
Gross!
Are you going to drink it?
No...
Kojima... Kojima!
Yes?
Take a sip!
But...
The mirror is floating...
It doesn't smell like that...
This is bad!
This is bad, isn't it?
I think you should drink it for entertainment purposes.
Just in case...
No, no! Let's go!
Everyone, drink it up!
Don't worry about the mask!
Hurry up and take it off!
I don't want it!
Hey...
Drink it up.
Thank you for the drink!
Here you go.
Oh, it's pretty...
It's meat!
Thank you for the meal.
Spicy!
I don't like it.
Miupon, you too?
Here you go.
Miupon, you too?
It's spicy, isn't it?
Take a sip.
It's spicy!
I thought it was orel juice.
Itadakimasu.
She said it was spicy.
Spicy!
Spicy...
Spicy!
It's pretty spicy, isn't it?
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