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The world's worst monstrous monster threatens the Republic of Japan in fear and leads it into darkness.
Now, stand up and rise up, heroes!
Arioshi AKB Republic!
We'll also show you another secret rock-paper- scissors tournament!
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Tonight's show is also on! Arioshi AKB Republic!
President, last time I, First Lady Kojima, took a day off.
Were you lonely?
Yeah, I was so lonely I couldn't talk at all.
Really?
I was surrounded by laughter, though.
That's amazing.
In other words, you were excited, right?
What?!
What's going on?!
For some reason you were excited, right?
That's strange.
But you were lonely, right?
Now, go ahead.
That's funny.
Today's guests are these members!
Yes!
I'm Maeda Ami of Bye Good Morning!
Nice to meet you!
There's quite a few of you, right?
Yes!
I'd say we're the most.
Right?
Please let us in.
Right, these members?
Yes!
It's fine here.
What?!
I don't like it!
I don't like it when you say things like that!
No, no, no!
Everyone, please get along, okay?
Yes!
Please tell us about today's show!
Yes!
Today's show is this!
[Cooking Quest 3]
Peaceful country is in danger of extinction!
"Cooking Quest 3"!
Yes, this time we will not use kitchen goods, but we will fight using hidden techniques!
Ladies and gentlemen, please take note of the memo...
Ladies haven't seen it.
I think you've seen it, I think you've seen it.
I think you've seen it.
Then, please have a look!
Peaceful country is in danger of extinction!
Busy and free ladies' enemies...
"Autumn taste-testers" appear!
All sweet potatoes...
To deal with such a fierce monster...
The two brave men who are too lazy...
Have raised their heavy backs!
We're not lazy!
Ladies, please have a look!
I haven't seen it.
This is the record of the adventure...
Until the autumn taste-testers who visit all supermarkets in November...
Make a delicious meal.
"Cooking Quest 3"!
And...
To a restaurant...
It's a scary and scary place...
The brave men go to a kitchen studio where monsters are hiding.
Ah! That's...
What appeared was...
A hard skin covered with high defense...
Maroon slime!
I'll make you naked and make you chestnut rice!
That's it!
However...
Ouch!
My nails hurt!
It takes a lot of effort to peel with bare hands...
Did you do it with a knife?
Leave it to me!
Natori took out her item, a swimming net.
Why?
And she put a maroon slime in it.
She hit it hard on a hard table.
Then, a crack entered the hard skin.
Ah, my nails don't hurt at all.
Even if you have a low level, you can easily peel off the skin.
In addition,
Maroon slime has low defense.
Now! Let's put it in a rice cooker.
Continuous attacks!
Salt!
Sugar!
Sake!
They are ready to cook delicious chestnut rice.
However...
Heroes, you made a mistake!
You can't make delicious chestnut rice without mochi rice.
Wow!
There is no mochi rice here!
What should we do?
Go and buy it!
There are very few wives who buy mochi rice only for chestnut rice.
When you think you've run out of food...
Use this!
Mochi?
No, no.
In "Absolutely Desperate Pinch",
in the novel,
there is no stress in housework.
It's easy housework.
Wives like it.
Food researcher,
Miyuki Shimamoto.
It's not this time.
Even if you don't have mochi rice, you can have chestnut rice.
Lend it to me!
Let's go!
Chestnut rice!
Magician Shimamoto put chestnut rice in a jar and cooked it together.
Then...
Chestnut rice was completely melted.
And...
When you mixed it, chestnut rice came out.
Just like when you mixed it, chewy chestnut rice came out.
What's left is a side dish.
In search of more autumn monsters, to the depths of the dungeon...
Potatoes with paper!
Boil hot water and let it float for a long time.
A troublesome monster.
What should I do? There's no stove and hot water in a place like this.
Without a stove, you can't float the potatoes.
In that case, you can use this!
Shimamoto, the magician's special item.
What? A rice cooker?
To his surprise, Shimamoto, the magician, put potatoes with paper in a jar.
Take this!
Just by putting water in and pressing the button...
A hot and fluffy chestnut rice.
Moreover, the rice cooker passes heat slowly at high temperature.
The starch contained in the potatoes melts and the sweetness increases.
Hooray!
In addition, to finish it off, you need to beat it!
Sugar! Milk! Butter!
Then you mix it up.
After you shape it and coat it with yolk, you can finish it off with a toaster and eat it!
Then...
Potatoes with starch transform into sweet potatoes very easily.
It's so good!
Is it good?
Even people like us who can't be bothered can easily make it.
That's right! You can make it with only one toaster, so it's very easy to clean up.
The heroes obtained the easiest sweets you can make with a toaster.
What's left is the strongest last boss with the most oil.
Sanma.
There you are, Sanma! I'm going to grill you up!
The worst monsters fight in a dirty way.
The smell and oil they leave behind after grilling.
They have to do a lot of cleaning.
I don't want to do that.
Sentai-chan!
Leave the cooking to me.
Oven toaster!
Oven toaster?
If you use an oven toaster, it's easier to clean up.
I don't like girls like you.
You only have to throw away the aluminum foil, so you don't even need to clean it up.
In addition, if you crush the foil, the excess oil will also be removed and calories will be reduced.
A delicious-looking saury was baked with an oven toaster.
Hooray! It looks delicious!
Moreover, if you make it with a toaster, it will be more juicy and delicious.
However, the Demon King Saury was not dead.
The Demon King Saury's greatest weapon is this thin blade sword.
It pierces the throat and injures the inside of the mouth.
Some people suffer from osteoporosis later.
It's hard work, isn't it?
Then, let's work together and do our best!
Yeah!
The three people worked together and chanted the strongest union magic.
First, wake up the saury.
Push it from above with chopsticks and so on.
Then cut off its tail and pull its head to the bone.
Then...
You have to go wash your hands when you do it in a restaurant.
Only the saury's bone comes off cleanly.
Because it stinks all the time.
I know it.
Hooray!
The saury's bone doesn't hurt at all.
It's true!
It's a relief for little children, isn't it?
The heroes made the saury boneless and cooked it deliciously.
This game is like "Autumn Season Special" in which you have to cook and trouble the wives of the world.
The skin is hard and has high defense power.
By putting it in the net, crushing the skin, and cooking it with mochi, you can eat chestnut rice with elasticity.
Potatoes with paper that were troublesome to boil.
If you cook it in a jar, it's easy to boil.
And if you cook it in a toaster, it turns into a sweet sweet potato.
The demon king, Sama, had a hard time cleaning up.
He cooked it in a toaster and made it into an easy-to- eat saury with a bone-removing magic.
And here, by the hands of the troublesome heroes, you don't have to use a stove at all and you can easily make "Autumn Season Special"
Hurry up and eat it.
It will come out anyway, right?
You can see it, right?
Hurry up and eat it.
You can eat "Autumn Season Special" that the heroes made.
Let's eat chestnut rice first.
It's so chewy.
It's good.
It's like chestnut rice.
This is potato.
It looks delicious.
It's easy to make.
It's sweet potato.
That's right.
It's delicious.
I prepared "Autumn Season Special".
You are Matsutake, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
I'm Matsutake, the king of "Autumn Season Special".
Matsutake Battle Zaltan Game
Ready, go!
One representative will sit on top of 20 layers of matsutake and will not fall to the ground.
If all matsutake can be pulled out, all members will receive expensive matsutake.
The representative of New Gymnastics Japan, Saido Yokota, will challenge.
I'll hand it over to the staff. I'll take it home.
I'll do my best.
Let's do it!
Ready, go!
You can do it!
Ready, go!
You can do it!
Ready, go!
That's all for today!
1, 2, 3!
Without making any funny faces, the challenge is a success!
Sometimes this is good too, isn't it?
Let's move on to the next corner!
Rock-paper-scissors to decide which member will sing a single song.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Many dramas were born in last year's first rock- paper- scissors tournament.
I'm Mojita Mayumi.
She has no experience in selection, but she has won the order of opportunities.
And in the second rock-paper-scissors tournament held this year...
The winner is the youngest member, Mariko Shinoda.
Sometimes she is a mood maker and has supported AKB's growth so far.
And now it's finally the turn of opportunities!
I'm sure she will bring out the charms of the new AKB.
In this way, 16 members have been selected and the second rock-paper-scissors tournament has begun.
Except for two members...
What I'm about to show you is the story of "tarako" and "hetare" who gave everything to rock- paper-scissors for their own pride.
The battle that has become an illusion will become a reality tonight!
That illusionary battle will be broadcasted on "Sashihara Pride" in August of this year.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Huh?
Aiko?
I did it!
Hey, Kojima!
What are you doing?
Are you eating it?
You idiot! You idiot! You are losing! You idiot!
What should we do?
This battle ended with a draw.
But after this, the tape that wasn't broadcasted hid a terrible fact.
Please forgive me.
But there is a rock-paper-scissors competition this year.
I see!
So the continuation will be in the rock-paper- scissors competition.
I understand. Please finish me off.
You can't do it.
But it didn't happen in the rock-paper-scissors competition.
It became an illusion.
Kojima prepared a secret plan to defeat Sashihara.
It is a red dress and sexy rock-paper-scissors.
It's sunny!
Teacher!
A ceremony of victory is demonstrated by sexy electrician Nana Okazaki.
This customer!
Everyone, please give me strength!
Energy!
A ceremony of victory is the one who gets power from life on earth.
The winner is...
If you lose in a battle, it's polite to show your sincerity to all living things that gave you power.
I'm sorry I lost...
But...
I love you!
And the fortune-teller, Lammes, gave her advice on costumes that would improve your luck.
Kojima designed her own dress based on that advice.
Kojima's lucky color is red.
It seems like it's a sign of his return when he defeated Sashihara.
No one can stop their battle anymore!
Sashihara-san...
Yes?
If you lose in a battle...
Is there anyone who thinks about losing before going out?!
Get out of here!
If you lose in a battle...
Is there anyone who thinks about losing before going out?!
Now, shall we begin?
A rock-paper-scissors battle for their own pride!
The strongest in history...
Petal Quality...
Shibue...
Sashihara...
Rid!
The red comet that will burn everything to ashes...
Shimue... Kojima... Harada!
ENERGIZE!
The goddess of rock-paper-scissors has prepared a cruel punishment.
The big match of this tournament!
The battle between the two of them...
Right now...
FIRE!
The commercial is finally over!
Kojima Haruna's "Flash Machoke" and "Shark Voice" with lots of facial expressions and new versions have finally been completed!
Good evening. I am Kojima Haruna, who has become an alien.
What is my breakfast for today?!
The research student bonus movie is also being distributed!
Another rock-paper-scissors tournament by "Tarako" and "Hetare".
Here it begins!
The goddess of rock-paper-scissors must have prepared a cruel punishment!
This tournament is a big match!
The battle between the two of them starts now!
FIRE!
SET!
FIRE!
SEN-TEN-PO!
Say it! Gomen-na-san!
After the commercial, self-study notice!
What?
There is something wrong with Kensei Kawai!
That means...
Nothing!
Next week, Rina Kawai has a strange experience and falls in love.
Watch out!