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A.K.B. Researcher Sportsman No. 1 Defeat Match!
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I'm sure you'll cry after watching this video!
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It started on a clear morning.
On this day, 11th and 12th grade researchers gathered at TBS.
The school building, which is always bustling with people, also calmed down on this day.
If I lose today, I'll be disqualified from A.K.B. and I won't be able to lose.
A.K.B.!
A battle for A.K.B.'s pride!
A.K.B.'s charming and powerful dance!
It is born from people who have a kind of sports nerve.
So!
Tonight, people who have absolute confidence in their sports nerves will gather and decide who is No. 1!
Researcher Sportsman No. 1 Defeat Match!
The first stage is a police training ground.
Let's go!
That's a lot of strength!
Wow!
Here, against this police dog,
they compete for good footwork!
In this training ground,
in order for Max-kun, who has the highest reputation for being No. 1, to not get caught,
the one who runs away for longer wins!
The first challenger is
No. 11 Kojima Natsuki!
Wow, this is...
Wow, she's fast!
Ah, scary!
That's dangerous!
Kojima used to be in the track and field club.
Even if she runs away desperately, she can't use her footwork at all.
Her record is 9.13 seconds!
Wow, scary!
Wow, she's strong!
No good!
The second challenger is
No. 12 Iwata!
Since childhood, Iwata has been practicing Japanese dance and ballet.
She makes herself visible in her footwork!
Even if she's a zegahi, she wants to win first place!
She celebrated it!
Since she was young, her lessons didn't work at all.
Her record is 5.81 seconds!
Next, in third place...
Takahashi, who is said to be dead,
was planning a strategy of running away and disappearing.
Takahashi carefully moves away from his surroundings.
However, his surroundings are detected by Max.
Takahashi is desperate.
What about your eyes?
What's wrong with your eyes?
As expected...
Ah, I can't see.
I can't see with my helmet.
And in fourth place...
For the first time in the Republic of Korea,
in 12th place...
Sasaki!
I only love you.
Sasaki is also known for her voice of Eguchi Aimi- chan,
which was talked about recently.
In middle school, she was in the tennis club.
She has a lot of confidence in her footwork.
I'm not really a professional tennis player.
Max surprised her with his speed and made her slip her feet.
The record is 12 seconds and 10 seconds in the top.
However, the results so far do not mean that they showed AKB's pride even when they were pushed.
In the meantime, Morikawa showed AKB's pride.
Footwork is the basis of dancing, so I don't think I can dance if I can't do this.
Morikawa has been training footwork since she was young.
I'm confident I can stand up.
Will she show AKB's pride?
Is it a technique that comes from a long dance experience?
Morikawa leads the dog with light footwork like a matador.
Max is praised for his beautiful footwork.
But in the end, he's turned around and it's over.
I'm scared!
It looked like she ran away, but Morikawa's record is...
Morikawa's record is 33 seconds and 34 seconds.
This is AKB's pride.
She showed off her beautiful footwork and made it to the top without being pushed.
And last is Juic and Natori.
Juic vs Natori
She runs desperately for the top!
Juic vs Natori
However, she didn't break Morikawa's record and the result is 16 seconds.
So, footwork No. 1 is Morikawa Ayaka, who showed a beautiful step.
And No. 2 is Natori, and No. 3 is Sasaki.
Next is the second round. The stage is Tokyo Summerland.
Here, at a height of 17 meters and a water slide with a top speed of 50 km/h,
who will go the furthest?
Let's compete for that driving force!
If you decide a pose, it's safe and you can go far.
That's right! The secret to going further in this competition is "decide a pose"!
If you decide this "river" pose beautifully, you will definitely set a high record!
Do you know "river"?
No, I don't know!
Looking from above, it's so steep that you can't see the front view of the course.
Will Kojima be able to decide a pose in order to overcome fear and win the competition?
Oh, I see.
Go for it!
Kojima couldn't get any decisive points from his fear.
With this, the record shouldn't be extended.
8 meters just before the frame.
I don't know, idiot.
Next, Sasaki, 12 years old, will challenge.
I'm scared!
Will he be able to overcome his fear and strike a pose?
AKB!
48!
Oh, beautiful!
Awesome!
Sasaki keeps his pose and advances!
With this, his speed has increased dramatically.
His record is 12 meters above Kojima!
Next, Takahashi. His pose is decided, but his upper body floats away.
11 meters and 50 centimeters!
Iwata opens his legs wide and retreats.
With this, his record is not extended by 9 meters!
My chest hurts.
Looking at this, Morikawa tries to cross his legs at a tempo, but...
This is also an ordinary record.
In order to set a new record, one has to strike a perfect pose.
AKB!
48!
Not bad, right?
From her beautiful pose to her speed,
what is her record?
Her current record is 12.50 meters!
Yeah! Yeah!
And so, No. 1 in propulsion is
No. 11, who showed us her beautiful pose,
Natori!
She's just playing, right?
Even in fierce competition, Natori added 100 points and is now No. 1!
And now, it's time for the final battle!
An unstable floating island floating in a 40 meter long pool.
This floating island will compete for its balance without falling into the pool.
But at night, the weather is bad and the floating island is also in a pretty sleepy state.
And in such bad weather...
- You can do it! - You can do it!
The first one to try was No. 12, Iwata.
Her balance is worse than expected and the floating island is also pretty slippery.
Her record is 2.55 meters!
In the rain, the final battle is even tougher.
Even No. 2, Takahashi, can't keep his balance.
His record is 5.20 meters!
Even No. 2, Sasaki, failed to slip his feet.
And even No. 1, Natori, slipped his feet and fell from his butt.
- I don't know what's going on. - I knew it.
As expected, due to the rain, not one person can go over 10 meters.
Meanwhile, Morikawa showed off his wonderful sense of balance!
Morikawa is advancing at a speed incomparable with the other members!
There were moments when Morikawa lost his balance, but Morikawa responded with an excellent sense of balance!
The record is 20 meters, more than half of the course!
He showed off his ability!
And last is Kojima Natsuki!
His acting ability is akb 1, but is he not good at sports?
In the water slide, he cried.
Even in footwork, there is no good part, and the desire for overall No. 1 has already disappeared.
However, that does not matter!
Even if there is no desire for No. 1, I want to continue to have the feeling of challenging!
How should I look at it?
Are you trying to impress me?
For herself and for her pride as an AKB member...
You can do it!
...the path continues because she challenges herself.
You're not going to win, are you?
Kojima showed his strong will as an idol who will challenge any difficulties.
He successfully crossed the 40m floating island without ignoring the bad weather.
And, the number one all-time sportsman who everyone aimed for and fought for,
and the number one all-time sportsman is...
The number one all-time sportsman is...
Natori and Morikawa!
The number one all-time sportsman is Morikawa with his beautiful footwork
and the beautiful pose of Natori and Morikawa.
And, as you can see, the finalists are...
A passionate battle has closed the curtain here and now.
Where are you crying?
It's amazing.
It's amazing. Why are you crying?
I'm moved.
You look like a pervert. Stop it.
I'm moved.
Fuse Akira, number one all-time sportsman!
Who is the number one all-time sportsman, Fuse Akira?
A serious battle for the number one all-time sportsman!
Fuse Akira's famous song...
"You Are More Beautiful Than a Rose".
This "You Are More Beautiful Than a Rose" part will be sung by Fuse Akira, who didn't hold his breath and sang it for a longer period of time.
I've always wanted to marry you since I was born.
I knew it.
So I'm very happy to sing like this on earth.
I see.
Please say something to Mr. Fuse.
Mr. Fuse, I love you.
I hope you don't see it.
Now, this is a serious challenge.
Ready, start!
The more I walk, the more I dance.
While making fun of me, while making fun of me.
You are more beautiful than a rose.
12.01 seconds!
Next up is Nakata Chisato's challenge!
The more you walk, the more you dance
While making fun of me, while teasing me
You are more beautiful than a rose
10.33 seconds
The last one is Kojima. Will he be able to get the No. 1 seat in Fuseaki beyond Ota?
18 seconds!
Fusea Kira No. 1 goes to Kojima Haruna!
From now on, I'll be AKB's Fusea Kira!
No problem!
Thank you!
So, Billy goes to Nakata!
After this, it's a hard punishment with a giant balloon filled with poop perfume!
Pushing out time with handwriting, receiving flashbacks and wearing voice of Mayumi Uchida!
Hello?
It's a test for tomorrow, but...
Cinderella
Oh! My God!
Ariyoshi AKB All-Japan Poop Punishment Tournament!
The current poop center is...
Yokoyama Yui with 58.2 dB!
These four will attempt to break that record!
I'll get you a poop center!
First, Love Tango and Ohta Aika will attempt to break the poop center!
READY... GO!
Hmm... Hmm...
Pfft!
Yokoyama's record hasn't been broken, 79.8 decibels!
Next up is Team A's Nakatachi Sato!
93.2 decibels!
Sato Amina...
Pfft!
He couldn't break Yokoyama's record with his big hands.
And last but not least...
Last year's rock-paper-scissors champion, Uchiran Mayumi!
The current record is 68.6 decibels.
One person has been left behind in this room and will be punished.
And now for some reason, the number of balloons attached is wrapped around my hand and I can't get away.
And inside the balloons, there is a traditional Japanese punishment, poop perfume.
What will happen to Nakata?
Let's have fun!
Ugh, it stinks!