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That man will do bad things to AKB again!
Ariyoshi AKB Republic, Toshiya Sakai is furious! Why on earth?!
Don't you understand what I'm saying?!
As you can see, we don't understand at all.
A new work is released every week! Ariyoshi AKB "AMEIBAPIG"!
Mayumi Uchida's "Rock-paper-scissors Crown" is now on sale!
Ariyoshi AKB Republic, which started tonight!
I've been watching TV a lot lately, and I'm very happy to be on TV with Ariyoshi-san.
So, these are the members who brought us 100 songs!
I'm Uchida Mayumi, a small but passionate Eberest- class Uchida Mayumi!
I'm a passionate member of Uchida Mayumi.
I heard you learned Karate as a novice.
Oh, really?
So you have guts and guts.
That's wonderful.
I heard you succeeded in dieting with a song called "Beauty Colosseum".
Oh, really?!
First of all, why did you get fat?
Because you're a novice.
That's not guts!
I'm sorry.
You worked hard afterwards.
Thank you.
So, please tell us about today's project!
Today's project is this!
Toshia Sakai has been rejected by AKB members!
Again?!
Actually, Sakai-san sent us a letter saying he's still not good enough.
I told you! You're not good enough!
On a busy September day...
What is this?
It's not good at all!
That day, the researchers were called out by Sakai.
The reason Sakai called out the researchers is...
Don't you understand what I'm saying?!
When you want to cry, you can do it out loud!
If you don't say it all out loud, you won't feel better!
Sakai called out the researchers.
Since then, Sakai has been checking the program.
But Sakai has been comforting the researchers who can't see progress.
What is it you're lacking now?!
High Soul...High Soul...
That's not it!
What you're lacking now is...
INDIAN SOUL!
Once upon a time, India was a mysterious country where the Kano-Indus civilization flourished.
In order to become a top idol, it is essential to learn that soul.
So, tonight...
Takamina's soul is already old.
Sakai Toshiya's INDIAN SOUL!
First of all, since there is someone you want to meet, you were brought to a dance class in Shinjuku.
Sakai-san, you came.
A weird person came out again.
Kyoko-san, today, please give these girls some Indian soul.
This person is the first Indian dancer to introduce Indian soul to the students.
Nobby Kyoko.
Indian dance is one of many dances that emphasizes emotions more than others.
It is characterized by dancing by mixing up nine emotions called "navalasa".
The expression of lightness that Sakai points out as a problem of the students is said to be improved if you learn this Indian dance.
First of all, it is a very important expression, but let's try the expression of love.
What Sakai-san learned first is love, an emotion that is generally expressed in words.
How do you convey this in Indian dance?
And next is sadness.
Ah, I see.
In this way, if you express a weak woman who is about to cry, it will be easier to attract fans.
Researchers practiced Indian emotional expressions for two hours to improve the lightness of emotional expressions.
But I like it.
How did they improve their emotional expressions?
Pet shop "Pet Dog Pico" will test their practice results.
This is First Lady Haruna Kojima's dog, Usamimi- chan.
She specializes in small jewel pets, which are smaller than a teacup poodle.
Usami-chan is smaller than a teacup poodle and is very cute.
And if you use the Indian emotional expressions we learned earlier, you can introduce such a cute dog in a cuter and more dramatic way.
"Pet Dog Pico" by Natori Wakana Shuen.
I recently found someone I like.
Today, I went to his house and surprised him.
Ah, there you are!
He is always super cute!
He is like a prince in a white taxi.
I want to hug you right now!
What?
Hey, who is next to you?
However, he saw a cheating scene.
Next to him is an unknown woman.
You are so naive!
You were just playing with young people, weren't you?
You are cruel! You are cruel!
You are cruel!
Great!
Excellent!
I'm so happy for you, Nartori-chan!
I can feel your sadness just by looking at you.
- Right? - Yes.
- That emotion... - It's too late for that emotion.
In order to see more results,
they came to an Indian restaurant in Roppongi,
"Devi Fusion".
A chef who worked in a first-class hotel in India
arranged a chicken curry
to suit his taste buds
became popular in the restaurant.
Curry with eight kinds of spices and fresh cream
is mild but rich
and there are many repeaters.
Such exquisite curry
will be dramatically reported
in an expression of anger.
Who is it?
- He's angry. - He's angry.
By adding a spice called "nabarasa"
to curry,
it becomes more delicious
and more dramatic.
However, today's lead actor is...
Smile for you 12th grader
Takashi.
Nice to meet you.
His eyes are dead.
His eyes are dead
Takashi Juri was pointed out
for his dull expression.
Has his expression changed
with Indian spirit?
Ready...
Action!
Today,
I came to eat delicious curry.
There, I
had a wonderful encounter.
Six spices of chicken curry
and normal cheese.
Ah!
What a wonderful encounter!
Mr. Takahashi fell in love with the most popular original curry in the store at first sight.
I'm me-lo-me-lo to you!
What's in it is...
Is this...chicken?
And I just couldn't help but spit it out.
Mmm! I'm already falling in love!
Love, love, love, love, love!
Even he, who made such a wonderful curry,
Oh my! Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!
Handsome!
But...
If you look closely...
There is...
A kiss mark on his neck!
Oh my! Oh my!
Did you play with me?
Don't mess with me!
I'm not such a cheap woman!
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
OK!
Julie!
OK!
You're the best!
You're a little flustered, aren't you?
Wonderful!
Let's give her a round of applause!
But you're still a figure, aren't you?
Yes! Yes!
And you're...
Yes! Yes!
A top idol!
Yes! Yes!
What's with you?
He's here to clean up the sun.
It's amazing!
Yes!
Let's report the hot springs in a more dramatic way!
You like hot springs, don't you?
The Oedo Onsen Urayasu Mangekyo, which opened in 2006...
It's amazing!
Right?
There are 38 types of hot springs, including natural hot springs.
Indoor swimming, open-air baths, family and couples can enjoy the swimsuit zone...
Everyone can enjoy the hot spring facilities...
And the expressions they use in this wonderful hot spring are fear and laughter.
Fear is a cute expression that makes you want to protect the person watching you.
Laughter is a bright expression that makes everyone around you happy.
Cute!
This natural hot spring is tea-colored and effective for beautiful skin.
If you add Indian dhammachi bath salt to such a hot spring, you can make it more attractive and dramatic.
Hahahahaha!
Are you okay?
Ready, action!
No!
I absolutely hate it!
I can't stand hot springs alone!
Why?
I'm scared of water!
Yay!
But this is my job!
It looks like it has a lot of pleasant things in it!
With courage, I'll go in too!
Cha-pon!
Eh?
Oh my, oh my!
Hot springs might be nice!
I love hot springs!
Ah, it's nice!
Yes! OK!
Much better.
Wonderful!
Excellent!
It's been a while since I've heard someone say "stop it."
If you keep it up like this, you'll definitely become a top idol.
Yes!
After learning about Indian dhamma,
the students' bright expressions have completely changed.
It might be better than before.
Once again, for the girls who have come close to becoming top idols,
a scenario called "a brilliant future" must have been prepared for them.
[Music]
It's good to see you talk in various ways.
[Music]
I'm really grateful to Mr. Sakai.
[Laughter]
I didn't know you'd do it like this.
[Music]
It's good.
[Music]
Wow, look at her expression.
[Music]
Wow.
[Music]
[Laughter]
Yes.
Mr. Ario, what do you think?
Hmm...
I don't really know.
[Laughter]
But Takahashi's eyes are already closed.
[Laughter]
Don't forget that expression!
Yes!
Yes.
Please do it. With everyone's happy faces.
[Laughter]
Takahashi...
Yes!
It's difficult.
It's a little difficult.
Yes.
So, what will you do for punishment?
Of course, it's punishment!
Wow!
[Applause]
Punishment is decided!
Stand up! Stand up!
[Laughter]
Thank you, President!
Punishment is decided!
[Applause]
Please do it again.
Stand up! Stand up!
Stand up!
[Laughter]
Stand up!
[Laughter]
I can't do it anymore!
[Laughter]
Don't embarrass Kojima-san!
Don't embarrass me!
[Laughter]
Scary! Scary!
So, we have prepared a traditional Japanese punishment for you.
Yes!
Please bring it!
What is it?
Ah!
It smells really good!
That's right!
It looks delicious!
The punishment is to eat delicious curry while sniffing the smell of poop perfume.
Wow!
A traditional Japanese punishment...
Poop perfume.
Wow!
[Laughter]
[Coughing]
Tonight, it's a great experiment of the century!
[Screaming]
What will happen if you eat delicious curry rice while sniffing the smell of poop perfume?
Now, open the smell of poop perfume.
Ah!
Wow! It stinks!
What? Ah! It stinks!
Ah! It stinks! It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
Hurry up and eat the curry while sniffing it.
[Laughter]
Ah! It stinks!
Thank you for it!
Ah! It stinks! It stinks a lot!
[Laughter]
Ah!
[Screaming]
[Laughter]
[Screaming]
[Screaming] [Laughter]
That's all for the punishment segment!
It's good, but...
Sashihara Pride's segment!
[Applause]
Okay, Yokoyama, why don't you join us as well?
Please do.
[Screaming]
Sashihara has chosen the 12,000-ton chessboard...
Sashihara.
Yes?
What kind of chess will you be playing this time?
This time...
I'll be playing this.
I'll be using dried plums as seeds to defeat the bowling pin!
In the past, Sashihara used dried plums as seeds in his chess game and unfortunately lost.
Since then, he's been called "the dog who lost."
I don't like that!
I'll make you pay for what you did last year!
Watch me, Kojima!
I'll strike you down with dried plums as seeds!
That night, I cried without knowing it.
I thought my tears had dried up.
But when I put dried plums in my mouth...
I start crying again with a sigh.
I'll never shed tears of frustration again.
Dried plums as seeds...
Bowling pin...
And...
Kojima Haruna!
I'll strike you down!
Ready...
Go!
Wow!
The treasure ship drawn by Umeboshi no Tane is a bridge to glory!
So far, there are 6 records.
Wow!
Hey, Kojima! You're too old!
Now, they're making fun of me.
Let's do it!
The team with more bowling pins wins!
Connor and Kojima will set a new record!
Boom!
Will it be a miracle strike?!
The mobile site of A.K.B. Republic!
Uchida Mayumi's heart-pounding delusional phone call!
Hello? Sorry for answering late. I missed your call.
In addition...
Kojima Haruna's sexy rock-paper-scissors voice!
Dear customer...
Energish!
Sashihara Pride is a bowling match with Umeboshi no Tane!
Sashihara has 6 pins.
Will Kojima break his record?!
Now, Kojima! Please!
It's a miracle!
One pin!
Kojima's record is only one pin.
Sashihara wins!
I'm sorry for my bad lip sync today.
That's all for Sashihara Pride!
This changing emptiness on earth
I lost my words and stood still
What should I do first?
Looking for light in despair
If there is a god somewhere
Let me open up a new world on this earth
Even so, in the future...
Shall we begin?