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ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS
Rock-paper-scissors!
At last year's rock-paper-scissors tournament, Haruna Kojima climbed up to third place.
Her biggest advantage was her lucky red dress.
Genius fortune-teller Taparia Rammes told her of Kojima's lucky color and chose a costume that would lead her to victory.
God, Buddha, Rammes, could you tell us what you'll be wearing for the rock-paper-scissors tournament held on September 20th?
Well, for you, Haruna Kojima...
Yes.
You'll be wearing a red dress.
Oh, even this year?
Even this year.
Is it a lucky color?
She'll be wearing a red dress and of course a red underwear.
On September 20th, the tournament day, let's add some color to the red.
Oh, like one point?
Yes, one point.
Then it'll be even more powerful.
A red dress and one point for yellow.
There's one more thing that'll increase your luck even more.
Imagine a mountain.
A mountain?
A mountain.
It'll be extremely powerful.
A dress and a mountain?
Hmm, what could it be?
The costume she'll be wearing this time is one that Kojima designed himself.
How about this?
Kojima's costume for the rock-paper-scissors tournament has been decided.
Her upper body will expose her skin.
Her lower body will be dyed red.
And to increase her luck, she'll be wearing a mysterious golden creature.
The first round of the rock-paper-scissors tournament will be held in Takahashi Minami.
Tonight's program is also on.
"Ariyoshi A.K.A.B. School"!
Good evening!
Hey, Ariyoshi!
Yes?
Don't you want to take a break?
Well, I can work.
Don't say that!
Say "I want to take a summer vacation".
Such humiliation!
Say "I want to take a summer vacation".
I want to take a summer vacation.
Shut up!
Ariyoshi and her staff will take a summer vacation.
Why?
"Queen of Punishment" Request Award 2011!
Yeah!
First of all, 5th place!
5th place!
Hey!
5th place is "Miracle of Music" composed by Yanagi Sawashingo and A.K.A.B.
"Miracle of Music Video"!
What kind of job is it?
A.K.A.B. can't imitate God's sound effects.
Here, we will introduce four sound effects representing Yanagi Sawashingo.
I wanted to see you, I wanted to see you, I wanted to see you...
Boom, boom, boom, boom, you...
It really is different.
But we have prepared a video to show just how amazing this is, and how wonderful it would be to add sound effects to AKB.
Please watch it.
As for the opening of an AKB concert, it is this song...
The members appear on stage according to this song, but there is nothing in it. What the hell is going on?
It's the same with AKB's PV.
They're dancing on the beach, but there's nothing in it.
They're riding bicycles, but there's nothing in it.
They're dancing on the beach, but there's nothing in it.
What the hell is going on?
AKB's PV and Yanagisawa's sound effects are mixed!
A miraculous collaboration! Here we go!
I'm in Tokyo right now.
Tonight, we were able to get in touch with Yanagisawa police for half a year.
Tonight, you're our witness!
Alright, you witness!
What is the final result?
4 hours and 48 minutes!
Who is against the constitution?
It's fired up!
Ah, they're squeezing the window and shooting.
People are shooting from their waist.
Ah, someone give me money!
Give me money!
Hey, what's this?
It's gone.
Let's cut it here.
Wonderful!
I want to thank the staff!
It's amazing, isn't it?
I had a good dream.
Until we meet again...
Abayon!
Wavy shaved ice
What you like
Surfing is the best!
How is it?
Even if you say "how is it?"
It's wonderful.
Don't say it randomly!
Next is the announcement of the 4th place!
Ariyoshi AKB Republic Kojima Haruna Birthday Special!
Now, let's call for today's star.
Kojima Haruna will be 23 years old on January 19!
Congratulations!
The 4th place is a challenge for Kojima Haruna, who is 23 years old.
It is a manner lesson for adult women who learn what they should never do on their birthdays.
Now, a special guest who wants to celebrate Kojima- san's birthday has come.
He is a professor of language studies at the University of Tokyo.
Please welcome, Jun Himonya!
- It's been a while! - It's been a while!
- Yes, please! - Thank you very much!
Researching points that make people angry and wishing for world peace!
Professor Himonya Presents!
How to Make People Angry On Your Birthday Party That You Must Not Do!
Huh?
- Well then, since we're here, why don't we eat up the rock-paper-scissors game? - Sounds fun!
- First, we'll give out the game to Kojima-san, who's our star today. - Ah! Is that okay? - Yes. - Thank you very much!
- Huh? - Huh?!
- Wow! - Wow!
- I'm so happy! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
It's delicious, but the back is a mess.
What does this mean?
This is the opposite.
This will probably be quite angry.
Let's be careful. People get angry about little things.
Next is...
We have a present for you from the professor.
I've spoken with you many times.
We have a little present for you from us.
Thank you very much.
Would you like to receive it?
Yes!
I was surprised!
How is it?
I made a mistake! I was surprised!
In addition, in the program, he examined the great experiment of the century to a super major artist whose face color does not change one bit!
That person is...
Shigeru Matsuzaki-san.
What?!
Really?
Are you okay?
No, no.
People say that when you get angry, your face turns red.
Then, we would like to actually examine what happens to people with black faces.
The question that everyone has been waiting for is solved!
Will Shigeru Matsuzaki-san's face turn red when he gets angry?!
Along with A.K.A.B. Akimoto Sayaka, the experiment begins with the interview interview.
Is it me?
Please be careful.
Matsuzaki-san thinks it's an interview.
Oh, really?
That's right.
Here you go.
It's black.
Please excuse me.
Thank you for coming.
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous, too.
Then, please excuse me for a moment.
Thank you for coming.
He's here!
Mr. Matsuzaki!
Then, may I ask you a question?
Yes, of course.
Is it okay for me to ask you a question?
No, you can't.
Mr. Matsuzaki, you're always dark-skinned.
Yes.
Do you sunbathe even in winter?
I sunbathe in a sunbathing machine about once a month.
I have my own.
What?!
Yes.
I have my own sunbathing machine.
I see...
I'm scared!
Mr. Matsuzaki, are you good at rock-paper- scissors?
No, no, rock-paper-scissors is no good.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Well, I've done it a lot since I was a kid.
Actually, I'm pretty good at it, too, so I'd like you to try it for me.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Seriously?
No way.
Seriously?
Let's play a serious game.
This is the worst!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Hey, staff.
Are you always like this?
I'm sorry.
Do you come out as a guest every time?
No, but I'm sorry.
You can't do it a little, can you?
He's pretty angry, but he's not angry.
I don't like being with you anymore.
Oh, my God.
Don't "oh, my God" me!
Oh, my God.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Mr. Matsuzaki, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You're really bad-tempered.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, too.
Actually, Mr. Matsuzaki, you're very dandy and dark-skinned.
When people get angry, blood goes up to their heads and their faces turn red.
As a representative of dark-skinned people, we verified if you get angry and your face turns red.
We're very sorry about that.
You should have said that from the beginning.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Then we can deal with it.
You're pretty angry, but your face doesn't turn red at all.
I don't know if you're pretty dark-skinned.
I don't know if you're dark-skinned.
I don't know if you're not laughing.
I'm happy.
It's too light.
I'm happy. I'm happy.
This research aims for world peace.
Thank you very much for your cooperation, Mr. Matsuzaki and Ms. Shigeru Matsuzaki.
Aloha!
I'm the representative of dark-skinned people!
Let's move on to the third place!
Yes, sir!
All right!
Fire!
Eat it!
The third place is "Fear of President Ariyoshi".
This was the most popular among the many.
I'm sick of it! I'm sick of it!
It's President Ariyoshi's punishment corner!
The target is authentic caster Yuki Kashiwagi.
Let's move on to "den" caster from the Republic of Korea.
Speaking of which, we have Ms. Kojima here with us today.
Oh, is that so?
I'll let you hear her weather forecast that will never go wrong, so please have a seat and listen to it.
I'll have a seat and listen to it? I see.
Now, we'll have Ms. Kojima read us the weather forecast that will definitely hit us. Please.
The weather forecast that will never miss.
Now, we'll tell you about today's weather.
In the Kanto region, it's sunny in the morning, but in the afternoon, it may rain sometimes.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
What is this?
And in the Chubu region, it may be cloudy in the morning and...
Ah! Look up there!
It's cloudy and hot.
It's a little wet towel.
Are you okay?
In the afternoon, the weather will be bad. Please be careful of lightning.
What's a "hishaku"?
Hishaku!
Now, we'll tell you about today's weather.
How is it, you bastard?
No, no, no!
It's 100% "hishaku"!
You're making fun of me, aren't you?!
It's weird, isn't it?!
This is not the only thing that falls from the sky.
♪ Which one of us will be punished? ♪
♪ Which one of us will burn? ♪
♪ Lemon peels peel lemon peels ♪
♪ There are lemon and orange peels ♪
♪ There are fouding pears and hibiscus pears ♪
♪ And the color of the sky ♪
♪python of birds and goat of war ♪
♪ It was a big star in the sky ♪
After the commercial, the second announcement!
On the program's mobile site,
Kojima Haruna's "Flash" waiting for you.
A new version of "Clock Connection" and...
"Emergency Student Bonus Movie"!
I'm the criminal.
Good evening!
It stinks!
The criminal is...
Clock Connection
♪ Ah, I don't like it anymore ♪
What song is it?
Hurry up and go!
What is it?
The next one is...
the second one!
An AKB and comedy entertainer caused a chemical reaction.
Why?!
Look at you!
Why did you choose this job?!
The 2011 Request Award for "Queen of Punishment" goes to...
AKB and comedy entertainer combined and challenged for a new work.
AKB "DREAM MATCH"!
How was it?
Comedians like you appear on this show a lot.
Wasn't it the first time you did it yesterday?
Yesterday?!
It was good.
It's been a while since I felt like I was on TV.
It was good.
The show that continues for a year and a half is the show that only President Ariyoshi praised.
Here is the duo who won the drum roll.
11th grader Kawaei Rinato and Savannah Yagi.
I've gained weight recently. I should go on a diet.
I should ask if I can go on a diet here.
Excuse me!
Can you go on a diet here?
I'm doing a gag exercise here.
A gag exercise?!
Can you do it now?
Please follow me.
You want me to follow you?
Here I go!
Doesn't it look like a train?
My armpits are itchy!
Doesn't it look like a train?
My armpits are itchy!
Does it work?!
Doesn't it look like a train?
It's more interesting than a gag.
Huh?!
My heels are happy!
My heels are happy because it's Friday!
This is so funny.
Nyakka, nyakka, nyakka, nyakka, nyakka, nyakka!
It's 50 yen per ride. Should I get on it?!
You're not getting on it, are you?!
Darn it!
The transparent human is holding me back!
This is going to hurt my abs, isn't it?!
It's starting!
Yes!
Let's go!
Yes!
Ka-wa-e-i!
This is Kawaii-san's new joke!
Ka-wa-e-i!
She's jumping over a river!
Nasubi!
She's got a bogey and a Nasubi!
A-k-a-w-e-i!
Thank you very much!
Kojima and Kashiwagi, who were stimulated by the hard work of these researchers, urgently formed a combination and challenged the cont.
I'm not asking you to push my back.
Please follow me.
I'm Kojima Hardo.
Hello! I'm not hungry idol!
Look! I'm hungry!
I'm Kashiwai Genki!
We are Frenchpus!
Short story "Oshima Yuko".
I won't say push my back.
Please follow me.
Tsun-tsun, tsun-tsun, tsun-tsun, tsun-tsun...
No! No!
If you really follow me, what will you do?
Frenchpus!
Cut!
The first place of "Request Award 2011" is...
Music, start!
What is it?
What do you mean "what is it"?
It's a winter scenery of Vasamin's "Tsugaru Beach" sung by Koukai Record.
That's it for today.
Hurry up and close that!
Shut up!
Why are you washing your nose too?
Shut up!
"Tsugaru Beach" is a beach in Vasamin's hometown.
It's a beach in Vasamin's hometown.
I was watching and crying.
Ah...
Tsugaru Beach
A winter scenery...
Next week, we'll have a special "rock-paper- scissors" competition!