AISubs v3.5
One, sucking the life and blood of others.
Two, selling unworthy evil deeds.
Three, exterminating ugly and useless demons.
Gyoza Kenpo!
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Arioshi AKB Amoeba Pig.
President.
Yes?
Are you watching "Ikémen Desune", the Friday drama?
I see.
Are you watching it?
I see what you mean.
Oh, I saw it!
But I didn't tell you.
Kojima-san.
You did it.
Kissing scene.
You said it without telling me.
It's just a joke.
Thank you.
Please watch it.
Thank you very much.
Please watch it again.
Yes, this member brought us the script.
Yes, I'm from Kyoto.
I live near Sachihara-san.
I'm Yokoyama Yui.
Nice to meet you.
I don't need your information.
Thank you very much.
Please play the song for me.
Yes, this is today's topic.
Gyoza law!
I found you, Kojima Haruna!
What are you doing?!
Kojima-san, don't worry.
Kawaii-chan, it's "gyoza law".
What?
What's wrong?
Seiya!
Ah!
Seiya!
No!
This is "gyoza law", the strongest law of the Republic of China.
I made it into a movie until I learned this law!
Now, please watch the VTR!
Action!
Team 4 and their researchers' room.
The members spend time waiting, but...
Kawaii Kojima, you've been noisy for a while!
I'm sorry!
For the researchers, Shimada's orders as a regular member are absolute.
Do it, Kawaii.
Come on.
Stop it!
Shimada, who says unreasonable things every day, was reaching his limit of Kawaii's arrogance.
That's sudden.
Cool!
There's a swordsman over there.
But on the island, he was a swordsman.
Oh, I see.
It's 4,000 years too early for you to rebel against me!
Damn it!
Ricchan, there's no way we can beat Shimada.
Shut up!
Powerlessness and despair covered Kawaii's heart.
At that moment...
If you want to beat Shimada...
Do you want me to teach you swordsmanship?
What do you want me to do?
Why are you laughing?!
You've only been eating bento for a while now!
That tongue of yours is strong.
Chicken's fate has nothing to do with it!
Wow!
Is it water resistant?
Yes!
Wow!
Where am I?
This is where you train to defeat Shimada.
I'm going to make you some dumplings now.
Dumplings?!
I thought you were going to teach me martial arts!
Shut up and do as you're told!
First, we'll use this.
The martial arts training sword she prepared was "very goods" for making dumplings.
With three sharp blades, put vegetables in the main body...
In theory, you're going to defeat Shimada, right?
If you pull the string, the blade inside will rotate.
You can chop vegetables in no time.
The price is only 3,500 yen, but...
That's fine, isn't it?
I came here to learn martial arts, but I still have doubts about my master.
No!
Huh?
Hold the string tighter!
Pull!
Yes! Pull the string!
Pull!
Yes! Pull the string!
What does pulling the string have to do with martial arts?
Pull the string!
Okay, next...
Put the noodles in and pull the string!
You're still doing it?
However, the next tool was also "very goods" for making dumplings.
Set the dumpling skin on the main body...
Serve a special spoon full of red bean paste...
All you have to do is stick it in.
You can make a lot of beautiful dumplings in a short time.
It only costs 1,050 yen, but it's cute again and again.
Since then, there has been no special military training.
All you have to do is make dumplings.
I'm getting stronger and stronger.
I can't stand it anymore!
What kind of dumplings? What kind of military training?
It was my fault that you got it!
At that time, Kawaii was just looking at the forest.
What a mysterious mask she thought was a meteorite was there.
I don't like it.
Kawaii, I heard you have military training in the forest.
Who is it?
Who cares!
You're done here!
Goodbye!
At that moment of absolute destruction...
Wrap your face!
This movement is...
Wrap your face!
Yes, it's nothing like wrapping a dumpling's skin.
What's more...
Turn around and pull the string!
This movement...
Pull the string!
Yes, it's exactly like a speedy chopper's movement of pulling a string!
You're pretty good!
While she was unconscious...
The military law had taken effect.
Nii-chan, you're pretty good!
It's impossible!
That was the dumpling law!
Wow!
Please tell me the rest of it!
With this...
I can still win!
What was that meteorite's name?
The core of the dumpling law...
Is in its way of baking.
Pour boiling water...
Empty...
When the skin becomes translucent...
Put the flour-dissolved water in the frying pan...
Make wings for the gyoza...
Finally, sprinkle with sesame oil...
When it starts to smell delicious...
It's finally done!
This is the strongest gyoza with wings in "Gyoza Kenpo"!
Not only is it delicious...
In this beautiful shape, the ultimate secret of "Gyoza Kenpo" is hidden!
Looking at the wings of this gyoza...
Don't you feel anything?
Wings?
That's right!
The wings of the gyoza are...
The wings of victory!
It's not about thinking...
If you can feel...
You should be able to fly higher than your hands!
The poison-stained arrow pierces the seaweed!
Mr. Mori?!
Shut up and watch!
Sorry about that...
My parents are dead...
Mr. Mori!
Before teaching the ultimate secret...
Mr. Mori collapsed...
His face must have been the hand of Shimada...
The battle that started with rebellious spirit...
Changed to Mr. Mori's sacrifice...
The place of battle against Shimada is...
Ikebukuro Gyoza Stadium in Namco Namja Town!
Gyoza specialists from all over Japan gather here...
To taste about 100 kinds of exquisite gyoza!
It really is...
The true essence of Gyoza swordsmanship!
Welcome to my river...
You use mysterious fortune...
How dare you, Mr. Mori!
What do you mean?
Are you going to cut off my blood?
Prepare yourself!
I didn't expect to see you here...
Gyoza!
You raised your hand, Kawaii. Then I'll go all out!
As expected, he lost his last chance and still couldn't win...
At that moment, he was about to give up!
Gyoza with wings...
What Kawaii saw was...
Akasaka Chibisuke's Gyoza with wings!
At that moment, Master Mori's teaching came to his mind!
Gyoza with wings...
Is a flying wing!
Don't think about it...
If you can feel it...
You should be able to fly higher than the sky!
Don't think about it...
Feel it!
Don't think about it...
Feel it!
Gyoza with wings...
Is a flying wing!
Go!
Mori-sensei, it's all over now.
Kawaii successfully defeated Shimada and fell in love with her mentor.
Mori-sensei...
You're the one from back then!
Shimada Mori...
I'll defeat you and become the first...
...selected members!
Weak.
W-why?!
You must be pretty tired from fighting Shimada!
Gyoza...
The vitamin B1 contained in pork...
...can be combined with allicin contained in leeks and chives...
...which can improve fatigue recovery.
No way!
What exactly is this mask?
I wonder...
I'm hungry?
Why did this happen?
The road to becoming a selected member of AKB...
...is a road of bloodshed.
That was super cute!
Gyo!
How did you like President Ariyoshi's Gyoza Martial Arts?
Well...
Surprisingly, I was able to watch it!
Surprisingly, I was able to get into it!
Well...
It's a punishment!
And with that, the punishment is decided!
The strongest defense of the Republic of Korea, Gyoza Martial Arts!
Seiya! Seiya! Seiya!
Don't mess with me like that!
It's President Ariyoshi's punishment segment!
It's decided, isn't it? Your attitude!
I'm happy!
I'm embarrassed!
Today's punishment is "Russian Gyoza"!
Out of the five gyozas, four of them contain "tagame".
A tasty gyoza is only one-fifth chance!
Could it be...
I'm going to "gyoza-shuffle" a little.
Four "tagame"...
Four "tagame" is a great chance.
Well then, let's begin.
Russian Gyoza
Start!
There's a gyoza around here.
Yes, that's right.
I see.
Let's eat the one you chose.
Here you go!
Can I hold it properly?
Yes, you can.
How is it?
Is it still a gyoza?
It's still a gyoza.
Yes, it's still a gyoza.
Can you eat more?
It's okay, right?
Yes, it's a gyoza.
Yes.
That's right.
Now, can you close your eyes like that?
Close your eyes, please.
It's a gyoza!
Yes, it's a gyoza.
What's behind you?
Your outfit changed!
Sashihara Pride
Is Yokoyama close with Sashihara?
Yes, she is.
She is from the local area.
She sometimes plays with us in the local team.
Can we call you "Sashihara Ippa"?
Either way, it's "Kitahara".
Kitahara Sashihara Ippa
The number of views for "KyoGiAn" has finally exceeded 12,000 views!
Since the number of views for "KyoGiAn" has exceeded 12,000 views, we'll be using this!
We'll be using HP's computer!
The first commercial was starred by Kojima, but in the second commercial, Sashihara took over the role!
The second generation Intel Core i5 with HP's computer!
Kojima, this is the latest computer!
Sashihara's heart was filled with superiority. And...
Sashihara-san...
Yes?
What kind of competition will you be competing in this time?
Let's see...
This time...
It's this!
Could it be...
That's right!
It's loose socks!
I will show you how to take these loose socks off without using my hands!
At first glance, it looks like a crazy competition.
However, Sashihara's feelings are...
I'm an adult idol, so I want to say goodbye to loose socks.
In the second half of the 1990s, loose socks became a sensation among girls' high school students.
The way it's worn...
And the way the wind blows through it...
That laziness is exactly like Kojima Haruna herself!
In addition...
Some men criticized it.
The biggest reason for that criticism is...
That's right...
I like it!
You can't see your loose socks!
Set!
Revealing your loose socks is what makes you a true adolescent!
Ready...
Go!
Oh, you're fast.
In order to defeat Kojima, who is immortal, and in order to prove his youthfulness...
Fukurohagi has appeared!
What will be the result?!
The current record is...
4.7 seconds!
Kojima!
As I thought, you're too young for this!
Yeah, you're too old for this!
In any case...
The one who takes off their loose socks first is the winner!
Let's have them try it!
Ariyoshi A.k.a. B. Republic's mobile site...
Yokoyama Yui's flash waiting room...
And an impromptu drama by researchers, Momotaro!
I'm Momotaro!
I'm going to look for my friends now!
Something weird is happening...
What should we do?
This is...
Wait a minute!
Emergency announcement!
That famous match is happening again!
The time has come!
But that's all.
The voting will begin soon!
The results will be released soon!
Kinki-neesan!
Sashihara Pride - Request Our Set List!
Without using our hands, we'll have a loose socks race!
Sashihara's record is 4.7 seconds!
Will Yokoyama Yui...
be able to surpass Sashihara's record?!
Let's begin!
Sashihara's record is 4.7 seconds!
Ready...
Start!
I see...
I see!
5.94 seconds!
Unfortunately...
That's not enough!
This is frustrating!
The 4.7 second wall is thick!
Kojima Haruna challenges her loose socks!
Shall we begin?
Not bad, right?
You suddenly sound like an idiot.
Let's go. Please pass 4.7 seconds.
Let's begin. Ready, start!
Fast!
3.11 seconds!
Gyal, Kojima-san, please say something to Sachihara.
Sachihara-san, please do your best as an adult!
That was Sachihara's Unpride segment.
Tonight, the god of the flute will come here.
Now, let me hear you play...
...the miraculous...flute.
Hessenbatsu Tournament
Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic's Hessenbatsu Tournament!
So far, the smallest flute has been recorded...
...by Kashiwagi Yuki with 64.6 decibels.
I'll be the center of the Hessenbatsu Tournament.
Kashiwagi was led by...
...the Republic's most prominent leader, Yokoyama Yui.
Hessenbatsu Tournament
The current record is 58.2 decibels.
Wow! This is great!
This means I'm in the center, right?
Akimoto sensei, please write Hessenbatsu's poem.
Hessenbatsu Tournament
On the beach, where the dazzling and gracious sun
sticks to me with its strength,
the temperature rises and rises,
but I still can't calm down.
But for some reason, when we look into each other's eyes,
the charm of the dress resounds right away.
Could it be? Could it be?
Even so, I'm still in love with you.
Your feelings...
I can't feel it in my heart, not even for a second.