AISubs v3.5
August 2nd, 2011, Akasaka Blitz.
Out of all of the highly sold tickets, only 400 were selected and filled up the venue.
You're definitely not going to make it.
With the announcement of the tournament by Akimoto Yasushi, producer of AKB, the venue quickly heated up.
For the first time since the founding of AKB in Paris, the curtain has fallen.
Five seconds until the opening performance!
Four! Three! Two! One!
Start!
People of Japan! Welcome to the Ariosh AKB Republic!
Now, sing and dance and get excited!
Raise your tension! Alright, let's go!
That's right, we've lived carrying it with us.
It's a festival, it's a festival, it's a festival, the Ariosh Festival!
I'll live again as an adult.
This is the festival of nippon.
The Ariosh AKB Republic Summer Fan Appreciation Festival is coming to an end!
A new game comes out every week!
Ariosh AKB Republic Amoeba Pig! Miyazaki Miho Designed AKB Support Towel On Sale Now!
Hello! Welcome, everyone!
Arias! AKB! Republic!
Topp Doss!
Chicken skin
Shiriko-dama
Don't take it away
It's already too late
Baby, yeah, baby, yeah
Researchers who are never good at anything
Believe in me and let's cross together
Cross machine!
The first time I ate it
Self-sufficient water in a vase
A special train
This is my hometown
Sayonara Bibidebabidebu
Bibidebabidebu
Wow!
Who are you?
Shut up, Kanimahara!
Be prepared, Kanimahara!
You always make fun of us and laugh at us!
That's right!
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Are you protecting the people?
Yes!
Haruna Koshima was attacked by someone.
Luckily, she was saved and her life was saved.
Who attacked Koshima?
And what is his goal?
Not only Kojima has a grudge against us.
All members of AKB are.
We are always made to suffer.
Seeing that, members of AKB are laughing.
We researchers are working hard.
But members of AKB are watching us with pride.
It really makes me angry.
That's right. The one who attacked Kohima Haruna is...
A.K.A.B...
Researchers!
Their anger...
...was reaching its peak!
They were bitten by fierce snakes...
...put into boiling water...
...and covered in mud!
Some of them were made into monsters and reptiles!
Idiot! Idiot!
The A.K.A.B.s. were mocking them!
Everyone was crying in the shadows.
Before they knew it...
...a deep groove had been created between them.
A.K.A.B.s.
Butsubutsu!
A.K.A.B. Training Ground!
A.K.A.B.s. vs. Team Researchers!
Today, we'll settle this fair and square!
And everyone here will be the judge of the match!
First up is Team Researchers!
Morikawa Ayaka, Iwata Karen, Taii's Yokota Elena, and Takahashi Juri!
Next up is Team Researchers' regular members!
Maeda Ami!
Ohta Aika!
Nakagawa Haruka!
Kikuchi Ayaka!
Iwata Misaki!
And...
Sashihara Rino!
Thank you for your patience!
And...
Hello, everyone!
Well...
I'm surprised at how popular you are!
You're very popular!
Thank you very much!
President!
Well, well, well...
So, this time...
We're going to have a battle between students and researchers!
First of all, let's hear from the researchers about their enthusiasm!
Yes!
First of all, we'd like to express our enthusiasm with our bodies!
Go ahead!
One, two...
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Researchers!
Now, on the other hand, the regular members are also enthusiastic.
Yes! We can't lose either, so we'd like to compete in Canada!
Let's go! Yes!
48!
Yay!
That's amazing.
You say "yay" for everything.
I'm grateful.
Thank you.
Now, let's get excited.
Let's move on to the first competition.
A.K.A.B. has challenged various projects in the past.
You're doing a good body line.
Among them, there is a project that made the members shine.
That is...
A.K.A.B. has challenged various projects in the past.
That's right.
"SEXY VOICE"!
Each team will say what they want the A.K.A.B. members to say in advance in the survey.
The first round is...
"SEXY VOICE COMPETITION"!
The bigger the team is, the higher the prize.
First of all, let's see what the researchers will say.
Let's do this.
"NAMEKOJIRU"!
What do you mean "oh"?
I don't know.
Please choose a representative of the researchers who will say "NAMEKOJIRU".
Oh, I see.
Here, there are many "SEXY PHEROMONE"s.
"WAKANYAN" is...
"WAKANYAN"!
"SEXY PHEROMONE".
Can I say "WAKANYAN"?
"WAKANYAN".
Please say it, "WAKANYAN".
"WAKANYAN".
Please.
Well, then...
It's "NAMEKOJIRU".
Well, let's do it!
"NAMEKOJIRU"!
Now, the record is...
The current record is...
113 decibels!
I see.
Isn't it a good record, being 113 decibels?
The regular member chosen for the research student is...
Let's go with this one.
MANHOLE!
MANHOLE?
Who should we choose?
I really like MASAHARU-san,
but if it's MASAHARU-san, wouldn't it be too good?
It's too good!
If it's a research student...
Let's go with AI-chan.
Yes.
So, it's LOVE-tan.
LOVE-tan.
It's LOVE-tan.
Now, then...
LOVE-tan.
I don't know what you're saying.
It's MANHOLE!
Let's make it sexy!
Go ahead!
MANHOLE!
So, what's the record?
The current record is...
121 decibels!
Wonderful! 121 decibels!
Shall we do it one more time?
Hey, since we're doing this,
shall we have Kojima-san do it for us?
What is it?
Let's do it like this...
Your posture is splendid.
Well then, Kojima-san...
Your posture is splendid.
Please do it!
Your posture is splendid.
Now, the record is...
The current record is...
126 decibels.
As expected of you!
As expected of you, senpai!
Thank you very much!
With that said, the first 1000 people's sexy voice battle is won by...
Seikiguu!
Now, with that said, let's move on to the next battle.
Here it is!
Even if you hate me...
Please don't hate AKB!
AKB General Election Decision.
Effort is always rewarded!
I, Takashi Minami, will prove it with my life!
As an idol, you must speak words that resonate with people's hearts.
I want to be an idol who makes people say, "You should win first place!"
I'm not satisfied with my current state!
With that said, the second battle is...
A battle of screams of souls that resonate with your hearts!
Now, with that said, the second battle is a battle of screams of souls.
We've heard this before, but...
What should we do with the words?
If it's you, I can do it!
Who wrote this?
Are you one of them?
A woman!
Can you stand up for a moment?
A woman!
You're a woman!
Yes.
What's your name?
Wada.
Wada-san.
By the way, can I ask you something?
Yes.
Your last name?
My last name is Kojima-san.
Thank you!
What do you like about him?
I just admire him.
Admire?
Yes.
What is it?
What is it with that expression?
I don't know what to say.
Okay, you will say "you can do it" in two groups.
Please decide which one resonated with you.
Okay.
Okay, who will go first?
When I say "scream", Natsuki usually screams first.
Is that so?
What do you think? The last "kyaa" was also a bit...
Kyaa
The representative of the students, Natsuki Kojima, will now scream with all her soul!
Okay, let's begin.
"You can do it", please!
Wada-san, hey, why are you giving up?
Hey, why?
Why?
I believe in you!
So... so...
You can do it!
Your lung capacity is weak, isn't it?
No, it's not like that.
I don't think it's like that.
It's not like that at all.
Now, let's move on to the representative of regular members.
Kozuharu-san would be happy, but Wada-san wouldn't.
But in order to be fair, if you're a favorite member, you can't help it.
You talk a lot!
It's fine!
If you don't talk, you don't know what you're doing!
It's fine to talk.
A.K.A.V.'s lung capacity is wasabi.
Yes, wasabi is good.
Your song is good, too.
Wasabi is good.
Wata-min. Wata-min.
Now, Iwasa-san!
If it's you, you can do it!
Let's hear it!
It's fine! Everyone agrees!
What?
You're still saying that!
Listen carefully!
It's fine! You can do it!
Now, Wada-san!
Let's see who won!
Wasa-min won!
And so, the winner is...
Regular members!
And so, for regular members...
If you succeed, you'll go to heaven!
If you fail, you'll have to do a challenge in hell!
So far, many members have fallen into despair.
Fear of poop perfume!
Prepare a giant balloon filled with poop perfume and a car with a needle at the end.
Push the car without breaking the balloon.
If you get closer than one meter, you'll get a luxurious prize for all members.
However, if a car stops outside of one meter, you'll have to use poop perfume.
I'll push and you'll get in.
But you can see the result!
You know, right?
Please sit down.
You know, right?
Of course.
A professional stops in front of you.
I don't like it.
The worst is over.
Now, let's go!
I don't like it!
Kawaii Rina!
Now, let's go!
If you can stop a car within one meter of a giant balloon, we'll give you a luxurious prize!
Don't pull it!
I don't like it!
Don't pull it!
There's a lot of poop perfume in the balloon.
If it breaks, of course!
I believed in you!
Next week...
Chinchin Train! Chinchin Train! Chinchin Train! Chinchin Train!
Finally, Chinchin Train will be canceled!
After the commercial, Haruna Kojima's heart- pounding scream of joy!
I'm sorry, but...
Also, Wada-san is a fan of Kojima-san, so if you could...
Ah!
What should I do?
Yeah...
Wada-san, you have a lot of things in life, but...
Wada-san, I think...
Effort is always rewarded!
You can do it!
Yeah!
I'm glad you said that, Wada-san!
Thank you!
You can do it!
Good luck!
Thank you!