AISubs v3.5
That battle, once again...
It looks like a train, doesn't it?!
I'm just sick of it!
You're an idiot!
A.K.A.B. and entertainers will form a duo for tonight...
And reveal a story only for tonight!
"Ariyoshi A.K.A.B. Republic - A.K.A.B. DREAM MATCH PART 2"!
Hey, you're against me, aren't you?!
W-w-wait...
No!
Why?!
Summer Circus 2011 - The Door of Smiles...
Here at the Ariyoshi A.K.A.B. Republic booth...
Tonight, once again...
A.K.A.B. members will challenge for a draw!
Miyazaki Miho!
Now, let me hear you!
Little...
HEO!
Set...
Ready...
Go!
Current record... 94 decibels.
If you put on some weight, you'll have a luxurious fart.
The program's logo-branded BooBoo Cushion will be on sale soon!
In addition, program-specific clear files are on sale!
It's a must-have rare item for sales!
The program's logo-branded BooBoo Cushion will be on sale soon!
NyanNyan's VTR appearance!
This week, I, Takahashi Nami, will be the first lady!
Please tell us about today's program!
Today's program is...
"AKB DREAM MATCH"!
It's a program where artists and AKB come together and come up with ideas!
This is the second episode!
This is an interesting one!
It's interesting!
Actually, the staff of "King of Cont" watched our last episode.
So we got an offer to collaborate with them!
And we're doing the second episode!
After the VTR, Takahashi-san will decide which team was the best!
Yes!
Thank you for your cooperation!
Then, let's watch the VTR!
This summer...
The hottest battle!
It looks like a train, doesn't it?!
I just have a sore throat!
Bring me a cushion!
She said it!
It's super interesting!
An unpredictable chemical reaction between AKB and artists!
"AKB DREAM MATCH"!
Tonight, ahead of the King of Contest 2011, which will be held in September.
Four teams of talented contestants who will compete in King of Contest 2011 will participate in the AKB DREAM MATCH!
These four teams will collaborate with AKB researchers and reveal a special story tonight!
The winning pair will receive an expensive dinner voucher from GINZER COAT DA JEWEL, which is well- known in AKB.
"It's like candy. I don't want to put it in my mouth." "It's not like that at all."
Comedians and idols. With their own pride, they started making stories and practiced for three hours.
"What are you thinking about?" "It's weird, isn't it?"
By collaborating with comedians and AKB, what kind of Conte was born? First of all...
We've been on stage for 11 years, so let's put it all in here.
"Did you like it?" "Yes!" "It's developing fast!"
Comedians and idols. With a good tempo and a sense of loss, they advanced to the semi-finals in two consecutive years of King of Contest!
Ota Pro's talented comedians. Top of the top!
"Karen de Karen na Date Musume!" (Karen de Karen na Date Musume!)
A little over 13 years old, a 12th grader, Iwata Karen collaborates with them!
"I didn't think we could go this far." "Yeah, we were able to win." "We were able to do it easily."
"So you're confident?" "Of course." "We have no choice but to win."
Three people who are confident about their story.
AKB and comedians.
Now, an unknown door will open!
"Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Please come again!"
"Ah, Yusuke-san!" "Yusuke-san, thank you for everything!" "Thank you!"
Yes, sit down and do as you're told, okay?
Wait, wait, wait!
What about a handshake?
Ah, I'm thinking of doing something else today.
Eh, why?
Eh, you've always been supporting us!
Well, that's true, but...
As fans, there's something we can't forgive you two for.
Eh?
It's that! It's definitely that!
That, that, that!
We'll fix that!
While you were singing...
I wanted to see you, I wanted to see you, I wanted to see you, yes!
To you...
Weren't you in pain?
No, I wasn't!
Ah, it hurts!
We'll fix it!
Fix it!
Ah, it hurts!
No, it's true, we pulled that out, but...
No, it's not that!
Ah, it's that!
Eh?
Ah, it's definitely that!
We'll fix that!
Before the show...
Ah, the concert, I'm nervous!
Ah, I'm super nervous!
My heart's pounding!
Ah, I'm nervous!
W-what are you doing?!
When you're nervous, you can't breathe.
That's old-fashioned, old-fashioned!
Wait, I'll take it!
Wait, stop it!
Burp!
What are you doing?!
What are you doing before the show?!
Before the show, I'll stop breathing!
I usually can't see you before the show, you know?
You don't know, do you?
Then it's that!
Ah, it's that!
There's only that!
Ah, it's that!
We'll fix it!
Ah, it's that!
Thank you for coming today!
Ugh, it stinks! This mic stinks!
I'm so happy to be surrounded by so many customers!
Ugh, it stinks!
Ugh, it stinks! What is this?!
Ugh, it stinks!
It stinks!
But I won!
What are you eating?!
Ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh...
Ugh...
Should we fix it?!
Fix it!
It's disgusting!
What on earth is that?!
It'll become a habit!
You're a fool for not picking it up!
Hey!
No, it's not like that...
Then what is it, Yusuke?!
Ugh, Yusuke-san, say it clearly!
Well, I'll say it, but...
I'm not Yusuke, I'm Satoshi.
Huh?
Satoshi!
You're late!
This is no good!
Thank you very much!
Last time we couldn't win just because of that.
Yeah.
We need to stay focused.
But you're not focused.
As the winner of "King of Con"
They wanted to win with pride.
However...
The result was a loss.
The "King of Comedy" who wants to win with pride.
And the "King of Comedy" who has won for the second time.
Who is Natori?
It's new.
I think people will like me.
The "King of Comedy" who wanted to challenge herself.
Natori Gumi.
Will she achieve her dream of revenge?
Can you hear me?
The final battle of the century.
She will challenge boxing world title match.
I'm here in Konno's waiting room.
I'm sure you're very nervous, but I'd like to ask you something.
Konno, can we talk for a moment?
Not really!
Thank you very much.
Finally, this day has come.
Welcome!
It has come, but...
One more thing...
You're the best in the world!
Boixel and happy new year!
Please don't sing.
By the way, what was the most difficult thing in your training so far?
Not being able to eat a hamburger!
The source of hell.
Anyway, it was tough.
Mom's cooking is the best!
Let's leave it at that.
By the way, who is the president of the gym today?
Shogi TV!
Please choose your words.
She's going to the bathroom.
Oh, you're here.
Thank you for your hard work.
President, if you don't mind, could you introduce yourself to the camera?
Good evening! I'm Koura Shin!
Please be serious.
You're President Natori, right?
She's laughing.
By the way, what do you think of Konno's performance today?
Well, he's in good shape.
Oh, is it rock climbing?
Could you be serious?
It's not rock climbing.
She's laughing, but...
Body blow!
She's getting there.
President, it's rock climbing, not rock climbing.
Rock climbing is...
Oh, iron bar...
Of course it's soccer climbing!
Wait, wait, Konno!
Iron bar is soccer climbing!
Don't hit me!
How does it feel to hit me here?
President...
It's weird!
President, you're shaking.
President!
President, you said it hurt. Are you okay?
Okay, boxer!
As expected of a former boxer!
Well, then...
President!
As usual, show your spirit before the match!
Okay!
She's fired up!
Good job!
What did you say?!
If you follow this path, you'll know what will happen!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
I'm very nervous.
Don't worry. I'm nervous, too.
Really?
How old are you?
I'm twenty-three.
I'm twenty-five.
Are you serious?
With a one-minute-change-in-characters-unfolding- crazy-mysterious-contract,
it has gained tremendous popularity and caused a laughter boom.
Acting-lover-contract worker, Hanya and...
Kyuu!
AKB's number one actress, Kojima Natsuki!
Kojima-chan will do it no matter how much she breaks herself.
Yes.
Tonight, dream collaboration between acting-lover- contract worker and idol-contract worker!
What kind of characters have they created?!
(laughter)
Today, I'd like you all to know how wonderful Aikido is.
My name is Samomatsu Buichi of Shihan University.
And this is my first disciple...
(laughter)
I'm Kosasami.
And this is my second disciple...
I'm Hikone Shima.
(laughter)
First...
Oshimune.
Don!
Yah!
Next!
The next technique is when your opponent grabs you from behind with both hands.
Let's see.
Wow!
Next!
More!
Alright!
I'm sweating.
And finally...
Jutsuen!
Now...
Come at me from anywhere!
Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah!
Yah! Yah! Yah!
In this way, Aikido is the best martial art.
Thank you very much!
It was a tournament, so in the final of M-1...
In the final...
I would like to say this regretful feeling in exchange for the championship of AKB DREAM MATCH.
How much my special skill is slipping!
The last one is last year's M-1 finalist...
AKB's big fan who says "I'll bet everything of an entertainer's life on this project"...
CANARIAT!
I hope you are always healthy and happy!
JURI SAKAHASHI of the popular "deadly eyes"
You can do it!
Yes! I can do it!
Let's do our best!
Alright!
The dream that was shattered in last year's M-1...
Tonight...
On this stage...
We will seize it!
Contest!
Me, an AKB researcher, and Bon, who is introduced to strange jobs at an employment stability center run by Canary and Adachi who run it as part-time jobs.
Okay, well... Please write your name here.
Okay!
Um, I don't have any qualifications or anything like that, but is it okay for you?
It's okay! Even if you don't have any qualifications, there are a lot of jobs you can do!
- Oh, is that so?! - Yes!
Oh, then I'm glad! Then, please!
- Okay, well... It's you, Bon, right? - Yes!
I understand. Then, let's get started, Bon-san. How about this job?
- Oh, what kind of job is it? - Um...
It's a job where you put a stain on Minomonta's face and make him keep that black light...
What is that?!
Are you putting a stain on him?!
I don't like that kind of thing!
- Huh? - You just looked down!
- Huh?! - Then, Bon-san, how about this job?
Huh? What kind of job is it?
Um...
It's a job where, after a person with a urine stain pees, you say to that person...
You endured the pain and worked hard.
I'm touched!
- Huh?! - That's the job you do.
What is that?!
You're talking like Koizumi-shujo, but I don't like that kind of thing!
- Why?! - Huh?!
It's not like you're choosing a job, you piece of shit!
- That's so funny! - What?!
- What is this?! I'm leaving! - Oh, Bon-san!
- Huh?! - I forgot my salary.
- Salary?! - Yes.
- I get paid for my job, but I don't do anything! - No, you do.
Huh?! What kind of job is it?!
It's a job where you release the stress of an AKB researcher.
You were just doing that?!
In the middle of my line!
Thank you very much!
And with that, the four teams' stories have come to an end.
The winner of the second dream match will be decided in the studio!
I see...
Mr. Takaya, how do you feel?
No, no, well, I'm glad you did your best.
Well, I'd like you to decide the winner right now.
I'm really confused about this right now.
I see.
Can I?
Yes!
Well, let's have you decide.
Miracle collaboration between AKB and comedy entertainer!
The second AKB dream match!
Who will be the winner?
The winner is...
Takashi Kadaria!
Thank you!
Takashi!
Why!?
Why did you choose this job, you piece of shit!?
After all, you saved me from death!
Oh, thank you!
That was wonderful!
You were fearless and scary.
Thank you!
I think you and I had the same opinion.
I'm glad you chose this job.
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
By the way, Mr. Kadaria, how do you feel?
Well, I know that researchers work hard, but...
But you two don't work that much.
No, we do work a lot!
No, we don't.
You want to do your best in one show, don't you?
Right?
Yes, we do.
That's why we did this last time, too.
Let's have you show us your talents!
This time, since you two are strict, we have invited professional comedians as well.
Please show us your talents by collaborating.
And the evaluation will be decided by an adult.
It will be decided by Haruna Kojima.
Good evening.
Now, we will sing.
Music, start!
Ariyoshi AKB Republic mobile site.
Takahashi Minami's "Flash Waiting" and "Delusion Phone"
Hello? Have you arrived home yet?
Me? I'm walking now.
I want to talk a little more.
In addition, in the research student bonus movie, we will distribute a gesture speech game.
Access now!
Ariyoshi AKB Republic Ameiba Pig.
Takahashi Minami's design "Sleeveless"'s "Sleeveless" sales start now!
Tonai Bousho.
Here is the person who took a break from the program due to adult circumstances.
Thank you for your hard work!
A comedian teamed up with Takahashi Minami and Miyazaki Miho...
...and wrote this story with the life of a comedian.
Now, we will sing.
Good evening. Now, we will sing.
Music, start!
Minamiyazaki, step on it again.
It's scary.
No. 1 is scary
Young researchers are scary
If you're over 20, worry about your boyfriend
No way!
I know about ribbons
If you're over 30, you'll have a hard time
The members think so too
I want you to pass it on to the left
I know about brakes
A new star should appear someday
Save it now
I want you to save your salary regularly
We recommend you a real life song
Thank you very much.
Wow!
Thank you.
What is this?
I thought I should do my best too.
They did their best and it was interesting.
"Ikémen desu ne" is also interesting.
I'm also doing my best as a mean person.
Please watch it.
After the commercial, we'll show you a big event in midsummer.
What is this?
Next week, Ariyoshi Akb Alliance Country Summer Fan Appreciation Festival!
I, Kojima Haruna, will close my acquaintance train only tonight!
Kojima-san!
I'm glad!