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We will never forgive you!
Kojima Haruna, prepare yourself!
We'll punish the good-for-nothing A.K.B. Republic, Kojima Haruna, special!
Good-for-nothing A.K.B. Republic, Amoeba Fig!
The actresses with ribbons designed by Kojima Haruna will be on sale starting today!
I will now announce the results.
In 6th place...
In the previous A.K.B.48 election...
A.K.B.48...
Team A...
Kojima!
Haruna!
Kojima Haruna has risen one rank from last time and is in 6th place, but...
I'm...
A very...
Slow starter, but...
It may be a little late, but...
I'll do my best!
Everyone, thank you so much!
Kojima Haruna has left a shocking comment that she has never raised her hand before.
I won't forgive you!
And with that...
I'll punish her for her scary staircase special.
Our first award goes to...
Staircase actress...
Ushidaki Sengka.
Her main job is to be active in horror movies.
Katari used her acting skills to her advantage...
In the Staircase Grand Prix, she was so scared of winning...
Don! Don!
...that she punished Kojima Haruna for her scariest fear in Japan.
This is a story my senior actually experienced when she was in elementary school.
Let me give you a name for you, Yoko-chan.
Yoko-chan used to be the most popular girl in her class.
She always did impersonations and made everyone laugh, and she was the center of her class.
The fourth class of that day was PE class.
Yoko-chan changed into her PE uniform...
And jumped out into the hall with a lot of energy.
Following the teacher's instructions, Yoko-chan began her warm-up exercise with everyone.
Okay! Now let's turn our shoulders!
At the teacher's command, Yoko-chan turned her shoulders with everyone.
She turned her shoulders back and turned them round and round.
Okay! Now let's do the triceps!
When the teacher said that...
Teacher! Teacher!
She called out.
It's Yoko-chan.
What's wrong, Yoko-chan?
When the teacher said that, Yoko-chan said...
Teacher! My shoulders won't stop!
Saying that, Yoko-chan turned her right shoulder round and round.
When everyone in the class laughed at her for doing that...
You're kidding me again, Yoko-chan! Do it properly!
Yoko-chan! Let's do it properly!
Even when the teacher said that, Yoko-chan turned her right shoulder round and round.
Yoko-chan had her right shoulder turned around for more than an hour.
Finally, she started crying.
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
What's going on with her right shoulder?
If you hold it down with one hand, it stops.
But if you let it go, it turns round and round again.
What should I do?
The teacher was in trouble.
He contacted Yoko-chan's mother and asked her to pick him up.
Even when his mother came...
Yoko-chan kept turning her right shoulder round and round.
It hurts! It hurts!
Yoko, are you okay?
What should I do?
At that time, my mother suddenly remembered her acquaintance Mr. Levi.
If I go to that person, I might know something.
And my mother took Yoko to that acquaintance Mr. Levi.
And when I entered the room where Mr. Levi was,
Mr. Levi looked at Yoko and said, "What?"
My daughter has been turning her right shoulder all the time.
What's wrong with her?
When my mother heard that, Mr. Levi said this.
I guess so.
Because...
Your daughter's right shoulder...
is hanging a boy!
Sister...
Play...
That's what your daughter looks like.
Because she's spinning her right shoulder all the time!
So...
Actually, I have something for you to see.
What is it?
I have a picture taken by the staff.
Could you take a look at it?
Please.
Here it is.
This picture was taken on April 12th by President Arioshi.
Is there anything you're interested in?
What is it?
I don't know.
Take a good look at it.
Where is it?
There it is!
Behind the chair.
Have you noticed?
On Kojima-san's side, there is a child's hand below.
For your convenience, I would like you to touch that boy's hand.
I think it will be convenient for you to just touch it.
It doesn't matter if it's a little, so please touch it.
With a gentle feeling.
I can't touch it.
Yes, I think that's enough.
Please touch it gently.
Touch it?
Yes.
I'm scared!
I think you'll like it.
I don't like it!
Please do it slowly and gently.
I'm scared!
It's okay, it's just a child.
I'm scared!
It's okay, gently.
What should I do?
You can touch it, right?
I'm scared!
The punishment period is not over yet.
The next blind man is Nobuhiko Otani, also known as "Dai".
Although he is a comedian, he tells a hundred stories about stairs.
At his stair live, the audience goes crazy.
Go! Go! You die for me!
It's the beginning of the punishment period that will push Kojima Haruna into the darkness of fear.
Thank you for your wonderful introduction.
Actually, I don't have any spiritual values.
So, I'd appreciate it if you could listen to me with a non-spiritual feeling.
This story is a story that my colleague Peace's friend Ayabe actually experienced.
He is from a small town in northern Ganto, Ibaragi.
Let's say that his classmate is A-kun.
A-kun was delivering newspapers.
He was a very serious boy.
He delivered newspapers every morning without being late.
There is a fairly large street in that town.
There is a straight road like this.
Is it called "T-shaped"?
There are about three houses in that area.
There is a road like this in the countryside.
The house in front of it is an apartment that is about 40 years old.
They always put the newspaper in the apartment and put it in the two houses in the back.
I've always thought it was strange on my way home.
When you put the newspaper in the back and come back,
the newspaper in the front apartment newspaper box is always gone.
In other words, the person living in the apartment in the front
is already taking the newspaper the moment the newspaper enters.
I vaguely thought he was probably an early riser,
but I thought it was strange because it was always gone.
At one time, he was serious about his work attitude, so he was also in charge of his pay.
When I arrived at the apartment, I was wondering what kind of person would come out.
My grandmother was actually living alone.
And I said to myself a little.
After all, the elderly wake up early in the morning.
So I woke up early and was waiting for the newspaper to come.
Then my grandmother said.
Thank you for always bringing the newspaper to my bedside.
I thought it was strange.
Of course I didn't bring the newspaper to my bedside.
I know this.
I'm probably unconscious.
Well, I'm not an unconscious person,
but I thought I was always taking the newspaper with a sleepy feeling.
So I thought I'd play a little prank on him.
The next day, the newspaper stand...
This is an apartment, an old apartment.
There was a door like this.
There was a glass frame and a newspaper stand here.
The moment I put the newspaper in here, I was holding it by hand.
But you can't take it off, can you?
The moment you put the newspaper in, you hold it by hand.
With great force, the newspaper disappeared.
Huh?
It's not the power of a five-year-old, is it?
This speed.
I thought it was strange.
I told all of my friends about it, and my friends said it was interesting.
About five of us went together and said we'd all hold it.
I'm going to do it next day.
We met up and went to the apartment with about five people and put in a newspaper like this.
The moment I put it in, I was holding it like this with five people.
This is not easy to pull.
It's the power of five people, so I grabbed it tightly.
With great force, I pulled it out with one hand and said, "Huh?"
What's this?
It's amazing power.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
What should I do? What should I do?
I'll be taken away. I'll be taken away.
Let's pull it together at one go.
Listen, let's breathe together.
Let's go.
"One, two," I said, and pulled out the newspaper.
A French doll came out of the glass.
Dolls have such mysterious powers that they can suddenly appear from somewhere.
Oh, no!
At the end of Kojima's punishment for Haruna, the Republic sent out a death sentence.
Miki Daigumu, Governor of Kyoto's Lenkyuji.
The stairs are made of real swords without any fabrication.
Tonight, with the fear of being told the truth...
Kojima will strike back his rotten guts.
This is because a young man asked the temple for a payment, and when I asked him what kind of payment it was, he said that it was actually an "oreore" fraud, and that it came out a few days ago.
And when I asked him about it, he called me in various places.
At one point, when I said "oreore", he called me and said, "Oh, Hiroshi, it went well." He called me in Marumaru-cho, Niigata Prefecture.
"Hello?" "Mom?" "Oh, that's right. What's up, Hiroshi?"
"Kurihara Hiroshi-kun" - well, his last name is Kurihara - "Kurihara Hiroshi-kun" and he kept calling me.
"Actually, there's been a traffic accident, and I want you to give me 3 million yen right now." "I can't do it right now," he said, and I had to call him on the phone and say "today".
So my mom understood and hung up on me.
In the evening, when he went to withdraw money, he had 3 million yen in his pocket.
Well, he withdrew it in the evening and went home and paid 3 million yen by himself.
He said, "I'm a man who can make 3 million yen with just one phone call," and he was drinking beer all the time.
Then, well, in the TV news, he was doing the news of Marumaru-cho, Niigata Prefecture.
Well, he said, "Oh, I just called you," and when he was watching it, he was doing the news that there was a robbery incident there.
"Well, I make 3 million yen with just one phone call, and he's robbing me. He's a miserable guy," he said and he was drinking again.
And if you look at it all the time, it looks like he went into the house and took 3 million yen for a robbery, and the criminal went somewhere for about 30 minutes, right?
And after about 30 minutes, he came back to the scene, wrote a letter of "it's" and hanged himself with the knife he had and committed suicide, right?
The place where he happened to call is Niigata Prefecture Marumaru-cho.
For a moment, 3 million yen.
Yeah, yeah, he's getting scarier and scarier.
When I thought "maybe", the criminal's name came up.
It says "kurihara". He must have made the call.
That's right. So...
His mother, who was worried about his child, couldn't afford it, so she entered a robbery and killed herself in the end.
And according to the memo that came out of it, "Hiroshi is not bad at all." That's what the memo said.
So he's getting scarier and scarier. Well, he didn't kill the master, but the three million yen here definitely cost the master's life.
Oh, it's getting scarier and scarier, and he's drinking more and more. And he's trying to borrow the power of alcohol.
Well, he was getting drunk and wanted to leave like this, so he turned off the light and went into the bed.
Then in the middle of the night, there was a knocking sound. It's a fierce knocking, isn't it?
And he thought, "Oh, this is the police."
Well, I thought it would be easier for me to be arrested like this, and he seemed to be sleeping like that again.
Then, a police officer broke the clock and came in.
But he thought it was okay and seemed to be sleeping.
Then someone turned over the bed and seemed to be holding his hand.
"Oh, I thought I was held by a police officer," he said. "That hand is really cold."
"Oh, it's cold," he thought.
A woman shouted, "Give me back three million yen!"
All of a sudden, he shouted and looked up.
He was just angry while looking at me, an old woman with only one face connected.
That's why I asked you to pay me back.
Now that we're talking about this, I can't help but feel like a ghost is approaching me.
I have three candles here.
I'd like you to put them in order of left, middle and right.
Could you turn it off in that order?
- Ms. Kojima? - Yes.
I'm turning it up.
- Then I'll go from the left. - Okay.
- Then to the right. - From the right... oh, next to the right. - Yes, because it's a kuyo. - Okay, I'll go to the right.
- And finally, to the middle. - Okay, I'll go to the middle of the middle.
After the fear of punishment, you will experience humiliating death.
Go, Sashihara Rino! Finish Kojima Haruna!
Tonight, on the raining circuit, a new history will be engraved in the race world.
Sashihara-san.
Yes.
How will you describe it this time?
Let me see...
I'll go with this.
I want to run a minicar with my chin for a long distance.
What is that?
This is it.
And this is it.
Like this.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It may crumble again.
Sashihara-san!
She may shed tears again. She may have had enough of it.
But the girl of that day...
...challenged the devil with her lips.
A GOMINI CAR RACE BEGINS HERE!
Overcoming unbearable humiliation...
...and snatching away idols' pride...
...Sashihara will challenge...
...for world peace...
...and...
...in order to grasp her own dream with her own hands...
...Daisuru is world's youngest lipstick king!
You were my dream.
Thanks to you, I became strong.
Thank you, Haruna Kojima.
Tonight...
...I will give you India!
The race has been selected from among the best 10,000 cars.
It's a race in which you drive your MINI CAR as far as you can with your chin.
Even though it's a MINI CAR...
...one mistake could cause a major accident.
I'm not afraid of defeat anymore.
Because I'm not who I was back then anymore.
In order to make that dream come true, Sashihara enters the pit here.
A hot-blooded chin engine.
Will it be...
Ready...go!
Give me back my bus fare.
Sashihara enters the pit with a loud voice.
What will happen?
The current record is...48cm.
Hey! 48cm, you!
You're the only one who can do it!
I hope we can do this for next year's general election.
Wait a minute.
The winner of "Move the minicar with your chin and fly it further away" is...
Let's go in, Kojima-san.
You can make phone calls with Maeda Ami-chan on the show's mobile site.
Hello?
Hey!
You ate my ice cream in the fridge, didn't you?
In addition, there is a super-expensive shopping that you can never broadcast on TV.
The winner of "Move the minicar with your chin and fly it further away" is...
Let's go in. Show us your determination.
I'm not really a "chin" type of person, but I'll do my best.
Please do your best.
Please get ready.
Sashihara is 48cm.
Please do your best.
Good luck!
Let's measure it!
The record is...
20cm!
Which means...
Sashihara wins!
Now, Kojima-san, with that attitude, apologize to Sashihara.
Sashihara-san, I'm sorry. Good night.
After the commercial, North Leaves' "Kuchibiru Furezu".
Even if it's only for a moment, I want to make it mine.
I want a hundredth of a heart.
I won't say "forever"
Just forget about him.
How about it?
I'm close to you, even if you're far away.