AISubs v3.5
Prepare yourself!
AKB's only son!
What's with you?! Prepare yourself!
What's with you?!
Tonight, we will give you treatment to help you recover.
Hey, Nishiken!
Say it a little bit!
I said say it!
Say it!
Hey! You!
Don't mess with me!
Stop it!
It's not Majiska Academy!
It's Ariyoshi AKB Republic! Special!
Kojima-san, it's time for your injection!
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Tonight, we will start with Ariyoshi AKB Republic!
President!
I, TBS drama "ikemen desu e"...
"ikemen desu e"?
What does "ikemen desu e" mean?
I was chosen for "ikemen desu e"!
My role is...
Everyone says I'm a fairy, but I'm actually a mean top idol.
A top idol's role?
You're so determined!
It's a proper drama, isn't it?
Yes, it's a proper drama.
Oh, is it?
Please watch it if you have the time.
Then I'll watch it for the first time only.
Thank you very much.
And now that we have a new "team four",
that member brought us the song!
Yes, we are "team four"!
Nice to meet you!
What is "team four"?
It's a new team.
Is this show exclusive?
No, it's an official show.
No way!
Should everyone in Japan support you?
Yes!
Please support us!
Then please play the song!
Here is today's plan!
The legendary champion appears!
Gachinko AKB club!
Gachinko AKB club was established to create new members from the Republic of Korea!
The former WBA world middleweight champion, Takehara, is...
Hey, make sure you split it properly!
What's wrong with you?!
While repeatedly colliding with each other, they managed to create new members.
The former members were promoted to regular members.
And this time, two new members have joined the club!
You look like a train!
I'm just tired of you!
What's wrong with you?!
It's so funny!
Unbelievable things happen one after another!
What on earth is going on?!
This time, with a certain purpose, they've entered the club.
Kawaii Rina and Morikawa Ayaka.
Hey, you guys.
Today we're going to make you look like you've been through a lot.
Unfortunately, we don't care about you.
Hurry up and bring us the legendary club members.
That's right, we're here to crush you all.
That's right, this time their purpose of coming to the club is only one.
To crush that legendary club member and take the seat of regular members.
With those two there, Takehara finally opens his heavy mouth.
I'll say it loud and clear.
Right now, you guys have 0% chance of beating him.
Don't mess with me!
I'm not messing with you!
Don't mess with me!
I'm not messing with you!
Today, I've prepared a temporary coach for you guys.
A temporary coach?
If you want to beat him...
Chigami-san?
Shut up and follow me!
It's Chigami-san, isn't it?
Who could it be that Takehara has called out as the "Rinji Coach"?
It's me!
There you are, Coach!
I'm the "Rinji Coach", Yoko Gushiken.
Yoko Gushiken and Yoko Gushiken were competing against each other.
The former WBA Junior Flyweight Champion,
Gushiken set a new world record of 13 times in one era under the name of "Kanmuri-Washi",
and it hasn't been broken yet.
Indeed, he is the strongest boxer in Japan!
Furthermore, he currently belongs to Ota Pro,
and he is worshipped as a god by Maeda and Oshima.
No way!
To such a great champion,
a 11-year-old boy, who doesn't know any manners,
takes an outrageous action!
What's with you?
"Rinji Coach" isn't you, Gushiken!
Hey, Gushiken!
Just say it!
I won't say it!
- Say it! - Say it!
I said I won't say it!
- Are you kidding me? - Are you kidding me?
Stop it!
- Stop it! - Are you kidding me?
Stop it!
That's not something you can use that easily!
In order for you to defeat the legendary club students,
you need Gushiken's "Okinawa Soul".
"Okinawa Soul"?
Yes, "Okinawa Soul".
In order to defeat the legendary club students,
you need not only "Hiroshima Soul" but "Okinawa Soul" as well!
But after this,
you'll have an unbelievable ending!
Let's start with "sparring"!
All right! Let's do it anytime!
Gushiken brought "Okinawa Soba" specialty store to "sparring".
"Souki Soba" is made of pork rind.
What does "sparring" have to do with "Okinawa Soba"?
"Okinawa Soba" is made of pork rind.
What does "sparring" have to do with "Okinawa Soba"?
Yeah, it's fresher than I thought.
This is a soup with a punch.
Did you hear it? This is the comment of the man who took the world!
"Salt sauce" made of Okinawa's Agunijima natural soil, which also made Gushiken growl.
The combination of slowly boiled pork bone and pongare katsuobushi is refreshing.
"Yonabaru Soba" has a chewy texture.
But which part of "soba" is "sparring"?
In Okinawa, we say "soba" as "suba".
You're not good at it.
"Suba", "suba", "suba", "sparring"
What's up with this actor?
This is "sparring" in Okinawa.
"Sparring"? That's lame.
It's not lame. Okinawa is lame.
What are you talking about?
No! Okinawa is lame! Okinawa is lame!
What are you talking about?
Okinawa is lame! Stop it!
If you have such an attitude, use it against him!
Yes, this time's goal is to learn Okinawa lame from Gushiken and defeat the legendary club members!
So, for the next special training, we went to an Okinawa restaurant in Roppongi.
In this restaurant, Gushiken will choose two 11th graders as the selection members of "Everyday Kachūsha".
Oh, Kojima-san is here.
In this restaurant where you can enjoy the authentic local cuisine of Okinawa,
how will Gushiken choose them as the selection members of "Everyday Kachūsha"?!
First of all, eat the food quietly.
As the selection of shrimp katsu was successful,
as expected, the two became quiet and completely...
At that moment!
Everyday Kachūsha
Yuki, why don't you dance, too?
Are you kidding me?
That's right! What's the point of dancing?
This is "Kachūsha", the dance of Okinawa!
Yes, the biggest feature of this shop is that customers can dance "Kachūsha", the dance of Okinawa, together.
About two or three times a week, Okinawan musicians come and hold a live show.
At that time, you can dance "Kachūsha" almost every day.
Mainichi, kachāshī da
Mainichi, engo ni suruto everyday
"This is fake every day kachashi!" "kore ni se wa,everyday kachashi!"
"Everyday Kachashi?" "Everyday Kachashi?"
Now, you guys, Everyday Kachashi is in the starting lineup!
"Hey, Sarah, Stara!" "Hey, Sarah, Stara!"
The rebellious spirit of the past has disappeared, and Juichi has danced with a bright smile.
Yes, Everyday Kachashi is a song that brings smiles to everyone.
This is the Okinawan spirit that Gushiken wanted to convey.
Gushiken-san, can we defeat the legendary Classen?
"Tchotchnee?!" "Thotchinee?!"
"Oh, tchotchine!" "Ah, tchotchine!"
Gushiken san ni chochine iwasetan ja, omae taishita mon ja
"You did it!" "You did it!" "Mr. Connick, that's terrible!" "Mr. Connick, that's terrible!"
"Tsochine is the winner of graduation from Gushiken" "Tsochine is the winner of graduation from Gushiken"
"When you enter Gushiken-san, you feel no tension." "When you enter Gushiken-san, you feel no tension."
After saying goodbye to Gushiken, let's go to the place where the legendary club players are waiting for the final battle
Setou Minchi in Asagaya
This is a restaurant with a carp zashiki that you used to visit to learn about Hiroshima's soul
In fact, this is a restaurant where you can enjoy authentic Okinawan cuisine
11th generation opening a press conference
Who will be their opponent this time?
"Fresh Lemon" Miori Ichikawa
Hiroshima's soul winner, Ichikawa
Her ability is so remarkable that even Takehara wants to become "Fresh Lemon"
I want to be a fresh lemon with this.
At that time, the 11th generation thought that defeating Ichikawa would be the shortcut to the final battle
"What do you want to do? Please name it. Do you want to be bitten or not bitten? Which one is this? What is this, you idiot? What is this, what is this? .What the heck is this? You're saying no nomination or no. You're saying that, you bastard. What the heck is this, you're saying no nomination or no. What the heck, stop drinking.
Stop swallowing your words, you guys. If you just keep going like this, you'll get away with it, you guys. Why don't you stay calm and play the game with dignity, guys?
Takehara has prepared "Jumbok Miyaki's Fast Eating Showdown"
Plenty of bitter gourd slices, and the noodles inside are Okinawa Soba. The winner is the one who eats the mega-sized portion for two people first.
Which school do you go to?
Are you kidding me? Nishiyama?
I know the name.
Ichika is a Hiroshima Damashii winner.
It's a one-on-one serious battle with Kawaii, who learned Okinawa Damashii.
20 minutes from the start, Ichika eats half of the food.
Kawaii also eats the other half of the food.
Kawaii also sparred with Gushi Prefecture.
Gushi Prefecture also chose Everyday Kachahashi.
All that's left is to defeat Ichika.
45 minutes from the start, Kawaii eats the rest of the food.
Thank you for the meal.
I did it.
The game seemed to be hot, but Ichika continues to eat at her own pace without interruption.
And ten minutes late from Kawaii.
After eating the last bite...
The winner is Fresh Lemon.
I did it.
What does that mean?
Of course, Kawaii will not be convinced of this victory.
However...
Give me ramen.
Why?
Show me your teeth.
While being told by Takehara, Kawaii showed his teeth.
There was green laver on it.
Yes, in a club that respects manners, it is illegal to put green laver on your teeth when you eat okonomiyaki.
Damn it!
I even got a secret training from Mr. Bushiken.
It's not a secret.
I know it.
What?
Because I've seen it all.
Yes, Ichikawa has seen it all.
No, I'm scared!
Even when he met Takehara...
Even when he met Bushiken...
This is...
Kacharsi!
Even when he danced Kacharsi every day...
Hello, Mr. Bushiken?
I lost.
I see.
Did you lose?
I have a last word for you.
I want to be Fresh Lemon!
I'm proud of you.
Thank you!
How was it, Ania-san?
I don't know...
Kojima-san and I got tired of it.
We always do the same thing.
Um...
Hey!
And what did you say earlier?
No, no, no...
Huh?!
Get out of my way, you slimy, slimy, slimy slug!
What's wrong with you?
Hey!
What's wrong with you, slug?
Don't mess with me!
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you, slug?!
Stop it!
Kojima-san! Stop it!
Don't fight for me!
Kojima-san...
Kojima-san!
You thought so highly of me!
I didn't do it for you, Kojima-san.
Kojima-san!
What's going on?
Let's work together and do our best!
Yes!
Is the drama okay?
Let's push forward towards our dreams!
Team...
Four!
How lame.
With the spirit of the Republic of Japan,
aiming for further promotion,
we look forward to Team Four's future activities!
Sashihara Pride corner!
President.
Yes?
Sashihara-san...
Yes?
Sashihara Pride's location...
It's too early.
It's too early in the morning.
That's what he said.
Stop it already!
Let's stop it!
Please watch it just in case.
Finally, what kind of competition will Sashihara choose from over 10,000 proposals?
Sashihara-san, what kind of competition will you choose this time?
This time, it's a competition to see how accurately the water in the syringe is flown.
What are you choosing?
This one.
Like this.
This time, it's a competition to see how accurately the water in the syringe is flown.
This one contains Sashihara's wishes for world peace.
Until now, he must have defeated Kojima, who is extremely rude.
Hey, Sashihara! Stop making fun of my lips!
Now, those lips are possessed by the devil.
Stop it, Kojima!
I'll cure you today!
Kojima-san, it's time for your injection.
With this blood-bathing stage, Kojima-san has fallen into the path of evil.
A small mistake may lead to the worst situation.
Mistakes will never be forgiven!
Even if it costs me my life, I have to fix it today!
I'm nervous.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm nervous.
He sharpens his nerves and puts the water filled with the syringe into a triangular flask with a diameter of only 2 cm.
Will it work?
He did his best. All he can do is pray for his surgery to be successful.
It's like a song.
Current record...
It's 34 milliliters.
34... Sassy!
Sassy! Are you going to pass?!
Apparently.
The one who can inject more water into the triangle glass is the winner.
Kojima-san, what do you think?
Let's do it.
Does a wedding dress look good on me?
I'm kind of embarrassed.
The bride-to-be, Kojima-san, is about to confess her love for Kojima-san.
The show is about to start!
Injection battle! Kojima-san will challenge Sassy- san's record!
Let's do it!
Here I go!
The challenge is to pour water into a 2cm diameter triangle glass and let it drip.
I'm sure a touching drama will be born.
It's quite accurate.
It's not spilling at all.
What is this picture?
It's really accurate.
It's all in there.
Just a little more!
Oh, it's in!
Time's up!
Let's take a look!
Sassy-ara had 34ml, but Kojima-san had an overwhelming 50ml!
50ml!
You won!
Sassy-ara, you're next!
Don't mess with me, you idiot!
That's all for Sassy-ara Pride!
Nami Nori Kakigori
After the commercial, Sassy-ara's unit "Not Yet"'s long-awaited new single "Nami Nori Kakigori" music video will be shown for you!
Anata ga suki na mono
Gliding the sea far away
I'm forgetting you now
It's like you haven't noticed
It's a free flight, isn't it?
Pretending to be timid
Turning love upside down
Let's burn it with our backs
Someone help me
Come on, let's paint it
Because it won't get wet
More than anything, I hope
What you like
I don't need anything, I'm cool with anything
What you like
Look me in the eye and fall in love with me