AISubs v3.5
Ariyoshi AKB Republic's Ameba Pig...
...designed by Kashiwani Yuki...
...checkered pants set...
...on sale now!
Sashihara, you idiot!
I'm going to do it alone now!
After this, will Sashihara fly in the sky?!
It's Sashihara's pride segment!
I've been making fun of Sashihara for a while now...
...but I heard his jersey is selling well.
I'm going to lose it.
It's funny and funny.
It's bad, isn't it?
But Sashihara has been...
...rivaling Kojima-san for a long time now.
It's still on my lips!
Anyway, Komori-san...
Yes, I understand.
Go ahead!
Sashihara has been...
...rivaled by Kojima-san for a long time now.
Her devilish lips, as if she had found ignorance in her master.
Kojima-san, let's end this relationship.
Kojima-san! Kojima-san! Please stop it!
Please stop it! Please stop it!
I'm not Kojima-san's toy!
From now on...
I'll do it alone!
What is this?
Sashihara, who escaped Kojima's self-destruction and soared into the sky...
In order to seize her true freedom...
It's time for "Monster Ambassador"!
Today's event is...
"Bouquetos", a rite of wishing for one's best friend's happiness.
Kojima-san's feelings for Kojima-san were included in the rite.
Kojima-san, thank you for everything you've done for me up until now.
When I think about it, when I joined AKB and when I was having a hard time and when I was having fun,
I was able to overcome Kojima in my heart.
I have what I have now because of you, Kojima-san!
Thank you so much!
My beloved Kojima Haruna-sama,
I swear that I will crush you here and now!
How cruel...
Ready... Go!
How boring...
Kojima-san has worked in many fields.
This time, he will hit his twisted guts again.
Will he be able to redeem himself?
His current record is 4m90cm.
Yes! Kojima!
Look at your dress!
Red?!
You are losing already!
Say "red" to me!
What does that mean?
I don't know.
I don't know why you are losing.
I don't know either.
Most of all, the game doesn't look very boring.
It's not just about throwing, right?
That's right.
Super boring game, bouquet toss.
Since it's decided, we will have you do it.
First of all, today's guest, Komori Mika will challenge Sasihara's record!
Go ahead!
Now, the record is...
I wonder...
Oh, you are doing quite well!
6m!
Wow!
Wow, wow, wow!
A splendid 6m!
I did it!
I'm so happy!
Will Komori do a great job, or will Sasihara do a bad job?
We don't know for sure today.
Next up is...
Will Kojima challenge Sasihara's record?!
Go ahead!
Oh!
His record has increased!
It hit the ceiling a little, but...
The record is...
5m90!
I didn't think he'd wear a wedding dress and go that far.
We went all the way to the wedding hall and we're at the underground parking lot.
In any case, it's a great victory for you two!
With Sasehara defeated, a new project begins!
AKB Anything Derby!
(Applause)
A high-class luxury car dealership, Casino, is now open to the AKB Republic of Japan.
Tonight, two races will be held here.
The person with the most guesses will receive a luxurious product!
You can enjoy silk river views from the open-air bath and sea stone dishes made with seasonal ingredients.
The hotel Shirakawa Unocra will give you a pair of vouchers.
A wonderful project from the Republic of Japan!
AKB Anything Derby!
To commemorate the opening, the first race will be 50-meter stakes race!
Stakers with various special skills and AKB researchers will race for 50 meters in a straight line.
Players will be asked to guess which staker will be the fastest.
Now, it's time for the contestants to enter!
(Applause)
Wow, that's amazing.
First of all, the strength of the hand is more than that of the foot.
How about confidence?
Of course I have confidence.
Because I can use my hands like my feet.
That's amazing.
It is also said that the muscles of the hands are more than that of the feet, and it is a mistake to write letters while standing up.
It is also easy to stand on a pile of chairs while standing up.
Can he show the speed that surpasses other superhumans with his exceptional power?
Next, second place.
Four-speed walking superman running at a beast- like speed.
Kenichi Ito.
Isn't four-speed walking slower than normal?
No, I'm a Guinness record holder of four-speed walking.
It doesn't matter how fast you go.
Yes, this man is a world record holder of four- speed walking.
His running is...
Fast!
Already a human speed.
He has even beaten a dog in this four-speed walking.
He aims for the top.
No. 3 is Masao Komura, who is a Japanese champion of bamboo horse and a Japanese record holder of bamboo horse 30m layer.
Bamboo horse is now part of Canada.
He did rope skipping while riding a bamboo horse.
He pulled a car that even two researchers could not pull.
He pulled a thread easily while riding a bamboo horse.
Can he overwhelm other superhumans with his power?
No. 4 is Kawaii, the leader of AKB.
I have a good nervous system, so I will do my best.
Kawaii is the fastest member of AKB today.
Will he be able to beat other superhumans?
What does "kawaii" mean?
It means that a superhuman can reach a maximum speed of 25m.
Who is the fastest superhuman?
Players, please predict.
Here is the prediction.
Let's start with Ario-san.
Bamboo horse.
Why?
I've seen it before.
A bamboo horse runs extremely fast.
I've never seen it before, but I remember a bamboo horse running extremely fast.
And Kojima-san.
A four-speed walker.
Four-speed walker.
The previous video was very fast, so if it's not a bullying quiz, I think it's normally fast.
And Komori-san.
Yes.
A bamboo horse running extremely fast.
That's definitely not it.
It is.
It's definitely there.
Now, it's time for the first race.
Ah, I'm nervous.
I'm nervous.
A.K.B. Anything Derby.
The fanfare for this memorable first race has just been played.
Each horse looks very calm.
Which horse will be the fastest superhuman horse in this race?
Why?
It's low.
It's high!
Who is it?
It's fast!
Read it!
Finally, AKB surpassed Super Jins!
AKB's 11th generation, KAWA-RAY, led the show!
What is it? What is it?
It's always a serious battle!
As a result of showing AKB's spirit, Super Jins' greatness was not withdrawn at all!
So, KAWA-RAY is in first place!
Unfortunately, everyone missed the prediction!
I don't know!
It's super boring!
What do you mean "fastest when running normally"?
The second race is "AKB First-time Salary Cup"!
Currently, there are more than 20 shows in which AKB members appear on a regular basis!
Please predict the contents of AKB members' wallets as they work busily!
And the one who entered this race is...
It's TEIVER!
AKB's newest unit, TEIVER!
The other day, they made their glorious debut, and now they are the most energetic four members of AKB!
Please line up these four members, who are currently earning money, in the order you think there is a lot of money in their wallets!
And now, the first generation of AKB members!
Matsuko Deluxe!
She is a big fan of AKB!
She is appearing on a regular basis with a smile on her face!
AKIMOTO SAYAKA, 22 years old!
I have money in my wallet today!
You do?
Yes!
I always have money in my wallet!
How much does AKIMOTO say she "has" in her wallet?
By the way, AKIMOTO's plan after this is to eat grilled meat with other members!
And now, the second race!
Hello!
KAI-CHAN!
She appeared in a movie for the first time in her high school debut!
And now, she is spreading her activities!
MIYAZAWA SAE, 20 years old!
You have a lot of things!
I always carry my wallet with me.
Her wallet is a French brand, Valencia!
You have a nice one!
My mom manages my money.
When I run out of money in my wallet, I ask my mom for some money.
It's my own money.
When I ran out of money in my wallet, I asked my mom for some money.
Her mom manages her money.
MIYAZAWA has a lot of money in her wallet.
How much does she have in her wallet?
Good morning!
The next one is AKB's singer, MASUDA YUKA, 19 years old!
Do you have any expensive things you bought recently?
Expensive things?
I don't know.
I saw it on TV!
Really?
I heard about it!
I bought a TV and spent a lot of money on it.
And now, she goes out for a meal with her mom, MASUDA!
Does she have money in her wallet?
Good morning!
The last one is AKB's singer, YOMUAKU YONBAN!
She is 22 years old and has a regular show called "CUNNING TAKEYAMA" on BS FUJI.
I think I have a lot of money in my wallet.
I always have a lot of money in my wallet.
She has a Louis Vuitton wallet.
Does she have a lot of money in her wallet?
I have a lot of money in my wallet.
However, when she goes out for a meal with her members, she always has a lot of money in her wallet.
How much money does she have in her wallet?
Who has the most money among the four divas? Please give us your predictions.
Please show us the clip.
Let's start with the president.
Well, I don't know anyone else, so I don't have any evidence.
I know that Ume-chan used to do a show a long time ago.
I know you're really poor.
Ume-chan is poor.
She didn't have money at the time.
Kojima also predicted that Ume-da would recover.
However, Komori, who opposed it, predicted that Ume-da would be in second place.
Now, let's look at the answers.
Ariushi-san, whose wallet do you look at first?
Well, I know Ume-chan the best.
What do you know about Ume-chan?
Let's look at Ume-da's wallet contents.
Spring Match!
Ume-da's wallet contents
Let's start with the bill.
One thousand yen.
And next...
That's it!
Oh my!
The bill is one thousand yen bill.
Today's Ume-da's wallet contents were...
One thousand and six hundred and ninety-five yen!
She doesn't know her own wallet contents.
She won it with one thousand and six hundred and ninety-five yen!
Miyazawa-san, who is in second place.
You don't have much, do you?
I might be lucky today.
Yuki-chan is in first place.
Yuki-chan is in second place.
Yuki-chan is in first place.
Higuchi Ichiyo is in first place.
Hideyo Midareochi is in first place.
There is also 2,109 yen in coins.
Today's prize money is...
33,109 yen!
They won with a 30,000 yen prize money.
I'm tired of coins.
Komori, who expected Miyazawa to reopen, is out.
In third place is Yuka Masuda.
First, Chinese currency, silver.
Next, dollar.
And second place is...
This is bad.
10,000 yen.
One more.
Okay, one more.
The pace is speeding up.
One more!
40,000 yen.
And the coins are...
230 yen.
My prize money is...
42,230 yen and...
43 dollars and 90 yen.
If you convert this to Japanese yen...
Masuda's prize money is...
46,813 yen!
Marius and Kojima are in the middle of their predictions.
Now, only Akimoto remains.
What is Masuda's prize money?
Is it bad?
Okay, come here.
He said it was in today...
Huh?
Wow!
Here you go.
23,032 yen!
That's a lot of money!
Akimoto's goal is 23,032 yen!
Unfortunately, Akimoto's result is 23,032 yen.
Incorrect!
It's so boring.
Unfortunately, the first race and the second race were all incorrect.
It's over!
Since there was no excitement, we will change the plan!
If everyone works together and answers the quiz correctly, the luxury goods will belong to everyone!
Even if you don't like it, the studio will be excited! Fat quiz!
A.K. Bingo!
If all four average faces that will appear from now on can answer correctly, we will give out hot spring pair accommodation tickets to everyone!
Here is the first one!
First frame, team A!
Driving ace Atsuko Maeda, first lady Haruna Kojima, models and MCs Mariko Shinoda and many others.
A large number of beauties have gathered in a righteous idol team!
Is A team the most popular?
No, it's not like that.
What's your name?
Do you really know me?
Second frame, team K!
Starting with first place Yūko Ōshima in the pre- election election,
Genkingu Sai Miyazawa, popular in gal fashion Tomomi Itano and other energetic girls have gathered in a powerful team!
How are you?
I like IKB, but I don't know their names.
Third frame, team B with captain Yuki Kashiwagi!
Team B, that's right.
CG type idol Mayu Watanabe,
as well as guests Komori and Mika Komori,
and younger sister characters have gathered in an energetic idol team!
I'm Ranma Miruce.
And in the fourth frame...
I really like you.
What do you mean you like me?
A large number of beautiful fighters have gathered in a famous MMA team!
Jewels has joined in!
A team color that doesn't exist in AKB, a martial arts beauty has joined in!
That's it! Four average faces have joined in!
Each of you will guess which team they belong to!
There's no Rowneys in it, right?
There's no Rowneys in it!
There's no researchers in it, right?
I'm not sure about this one.
I'm sure it's Yūko.
There's also Yokoyama Yui in it.
Yokoyama-sensei.
But her eyes are Maeda's!
Her eyes are Maeda's, right?
It might be.
It's Akira-san, right?
So it's Dandy-san in it, right?
Which team is Dandy-san in?
It's Itano-san in it, right?
It's Dandy-san in it, right?
That's definitely it!
Why do we have to work so hard for this?
After seeing a little excitement, everyone guessed it right.
Will it be the correct answer?
First of all, it's this one.
Dandy-san has joined in.
Is Itano-san really in it or not?
Here we go!
Yes.
Before we announce the correct answer...
Mobile news!
Komori Mika's flash wait!
And Kojima Haruna's delusional phone call!
Hello? Where are you now?
I'm hungry.
Would you like to go eat now?
Which team is the average face created by this mix?
The studio members guess it's Team K's average face.
Could it be...
Is Itano-san in it or not?
Here we go!
Yes!
If you get all average faces correct, you'll get an expensive product!
Next up is this!
We expected the average face of the beautiful martial arts club, Jewels.
The answer is...
It's like this!
Look!
Congratulations!
It's correct!
It's correct! We did it!
Let's go!
Here's the last answer!
It's like this!
We'll show you at the same time!
We showed you the highest excitement, and now we'll do a commercial!
Let's go!
Here's the last answer!
It's like this!
We'll show you at the same time!
Here we go!
One, two...
It's the opposite!
The opposite!
It's the opposite!
Let's compare the answers!
Captain Takahashi Minami's average face of Team A is...
Like Team Color, it's the face of an adult idol!
Yuki Kashiwagi and Mayu Watanabe's average face of Team B is...
Like an older sister!
That's it for this week!
Next week, we'll show you our cooking quiz!