AISubs v3.5
Tonight, the biggest crisis will come to the Republic of Japan!
A great demon queen of fear will come!
And her identity is...
Ariyoshi AKB Republic's Saito Nikkan's "Thank you, special"!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ariyoshi AKB Republic's Ameiba Pig!
The sales of Yokoyama Yui's design of purple rose T-shirt have begun!
Ariyoshi AKB Republic's Saito Nikkan's "Thank you, special"!
It started tonight, too!
President! The Republic's Saito Nikkan gave me a lot of compliments!
Really?
I don't know what it means, but it's like a subordinate program.
Oh, it's like a subordinate program!
It's exactly the same perception as mine.
I hope you'll give me the right words.
Thank you very much.
These are the members who brought us today's song!
Whether it's snowing or not, we'll make you fall in love with "Snowy World"!
I'm Yukirin and I'm Kashiwagi Yuki!
It's been a while since we've had such nice weather, hasn't it?
That's right!
It's been a while since we've had such nice weather, hasn't it?
It's nice weather, but we're actually hungry.
Hungry!
Saito Nikkan tore up his Saito Nikkan before the show.
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
What song did you bring us today?
Here's today's plan!
The biggest crisis in the Republic of Japan!
Defeat the Great King of Fear!
That's a bad smell.
Actually...
This isn't a gourmet show, is it?
The Great King of Fear!
Stop it!
It's the Great King of Fear!
Please watch it!
Did you know?
In a peaceful Republic of Japan...
The Great King of Fear appeared...
But it was saved by three brave men!
The Great King of Fear!
I'll cut you up!
This is a record of adventure...
From defeating the Great King of Fear...
To cutting him up!
COOKING QUEST!
And a legend!
In Gotanda, a peaceful city, a monster appeared.
The three brave men came here after hearing the scream.
As they proceeded to the kitchen dungeon where the monster was buried...
CABBAGE SLIME!
It's a vegetable monster with a terrifying amount of dietary fiber!
Cabbage Slime! I'll exterminate you with this!
A useful weapon for Cabbage Slime, "NEW CABBAGE"!
With these four sharp blades, you can cut Cabbage Slime's body into strips and cause great damage!
Cabbage Slime! Prepare yourself!
Cabbage prevents oil absorption, goes well with pork cutlet, and heals fatigue from fighting.
Wow, that's amazing!
Yay!
This voice is...
When you hear a creepy laughter and go outside of the dungeon...
You finally showed up!
I'll cut you into pieces!
You're making fun of me.
Demon King, I thought you were scary!
Yes, Demon King is a super-cheap roast meat, so it's very hard!
Steel-like defense!
Can it really do damage?
It's okay! I'll use this!
A weapon that softens any hard meat!
Meat Softer!
Its secret is these hidden teeth!
Like a carving knife, the sharp eight teeth pierce the Demon King!
By cutting hard tendons and tendons, you can soften the meat and lower the Demon King's defense!
Now's your chance! Use magic!
Here's a finishing attack with magic!
Using wheat flour's magic, coat with flour.
However, if you coat it too much, the batter will become hot, so hit the Demon King firmly.
Furthermore...
Melted burger!
If you add a little oil to the melted burger, it will blend well with the Demon King and the batter will not become sticky.
It's a finishing attack!
Using a finishing attack's magic, sprinkle raw bread crumbs.
If you do so, you will become a more crispy Demon King!
Now, let's put it in the oil and fry it!
But wait! I don't know the oil temperature!
Is there something?
Yes, in order to make the Demon King a delicious tonkatsu, the oil temperature is important.
The optimal temperature for tonkatsu is 170 degrees.
Just put bread crumbs in it and let it float up.
How will the three of them determine the optimal temperature?
At that moment!
They discovered a treasure chest!
Inside is a magical wand shining in silver.
The three of them happened to find "sermo 820 tempura agebashi".
The wand has a thermometer, doesn't it?
Put the magical wand in the oil, stir it well and check the temperature with a thermometer.
170 degrees, now!
When you start putting it in, you can hear a loud sound and bubbles...
...become smaller and smaller.
When the bubbles become finer, you can see that the fire has passed through.
When it becomes this brown, it means that the Demon King's hit points have decreased considerably.
For the last sword, in order for the cloth not to come off, cut it boldly once and finish it off!
What? Education TV?
Surprisingly, the pork demon king was still alive!
That's right, 200g of tonkatsu has about 1000kcal
If an elderly hero eats it, it becomes an excess of calories!
In other words, the last boss was the enemy of the heroes, calories!
Even the three of them were about to give up at that moment!
Who is it?
There appeared the legendary hero!
Yukirin Meijin, who cuts off the excess oil!
He absorbed the pork demon king into his own body...
Like a tornado, it rotates!
With the power of centrifugal force, it blows away the excess oil of the pork demon king!
In just a few tens of seconds, it cuts off about 100kcal!
Despite the rotation, the demon king does not collapse!
Crunchy!
With the power of the hero Yukirin Meijin, it crushes the maximum amount of calories!
In addition, it adds cabbage slime!
Even though it's low in calories, it's crispy!
The pork king's tonkatsu, which scared the Republic of Korea into fear!
After this, we'll have the president and first lady finish off the show in the studio!
Is it educational television?
Actually, the king hasn't died completely yet.
Why?
I'd like you two to eat the tonkatsu and finish it off!
Go ahead!
Can you eat it?
It looks good!
The pork king's tonkatsu!
We'll have you eat it now...
Is it okay?
What's wrong?
There's no sauce!
What a mistake!
Bring it here!
I'm really sorry!
Bring the sauce!
The sauce...
Mr. Kashiwagi!
Look at that!
No way!
That's...
A treasure chest?!
The contents of the treasure chest will be revealed later in the show!
Until then, let's kill some time with this segment!
Sashihara Pride's segment!
It's been a while, but...
Kashiwagi, have you seen this segment before?
No, I haven't.
But...
For your information...
Yesterday, I told Sashihara...
Tomorrow is my first time recording for Ariose KB.
And then...
Since Sashihara Pride exists...
I said, "That's why I have Ariose."
I brought it because I thought it would be really funny!
I'm really going to quit now!
Please watch it!
What's going on?
The incident happened on March 29th at AKB Theater.
The theme of this day's talk show is "Wanting to graduate".
There, we heard a shocking statement from the host, Haruna Kojima.
I was on a show called "Ariyoshi AKB Education".
In that show, there's a segment called "Sashihara Plaza".
I graduated from that segment, too!
Let's graduate!
A sudden declaration of "Sashihara Plaza" graduation. This is humiliating.
Hey, Kojima!
You want to graduate? Does that mean you want to run away?
Are you going to run away?!
Are you going to forget all of your battles?!
Staff...
Let's do it again next time, Kojima.
But, honestly, I don't have any ideas.
It's okay!
The viewers have sent in so many!
Previously, when we asked for an idea for a competition, more than 6,000 ideas were sent in!
Moreover, there are so many innovative ideas that the Republic staff can't come up with!
Let's go with "Straw Bag Battle".
The competition that Sashihara has chosen is "Straw Bag Battle".
The battle stage is Aoyama Elysion House.
Inside the hall where fresh air flows, there is a place where you can fly a straw bag.
Sashihara-san!
To defeat Haruna Kojima and head for her dream, Sashihara risks everything in her life.
However...
Hey Kojima! Stop making fun of me!
Stop making fun of me!
Set!
Ready...
Go!
Do it in the studio!
Will Kojima, who is short-celled, understand the difficulty of this competition?
Just by blowing hard, the bag won't fly far away.
What is the record?
The current record is 2.30 meters.
Yeah!
Kojima! Don't think this corner is over!
Are you going to fly the straw?!
Huh? It's getting more and more interesting!
It's funny!
Anyway, the winner is the one who can fly the straw bag further away!
Let's do it!
Flying the straw bag! First of all, the first-time caster, Yuki Kashiwagi!
Are you confident?
I'm not sure. I used to be in the Aquatic Department.
Oh, I see.
But I'm confident in my swimming ability, so I think I can do it.
And I definitely don't want to lose to Sashihara.
That's right!
I'll do my best.
I understand. Please go ahead.
So, Sashihara's record is 2 meters and 30 centimeters.
Please try to exceed that.
Go ahead.
Here I go.
Oh, no!
The record is...
I don't have to say where the winner is, but if you're interested, please cover your ears and listen.
30 centimeters!
Oh, no!
It's 30 centimeters.
I lost!
It's a rematch!
Oh, I'm embarrassed!
I don't know what to do!
I want to go home!
It's 30 centimeters.
In the end, it's Kojima's turn.
Here I go.
Kojima, please go ahead.
I don't think I should blow it too hard.
That's right!
You just did a herb, didn't you?
Maybe.
Kojima, you're also in the Aquatic Department, aren't you?
I'm in the English Department.
English Department.
English Department?!
No way!
What's up with English Department?
Okay, here we go.
Kojima, please go ahead.
Oh!
You're back!
I don't know!
Now, this is bad!
1 meter 96 centimeters!
It collapsed from my knee!
Okay, Kojima.
Yes!
Please apologize to Sasihara for this time.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
The staff has no intention of thinking about it.
We will continue to request Sasihara Pride's proposal.
For those who have been chosen, we will give you a Sasihara T-shirt.
Please apply now.
The terrifying pork demon king attacks the Republic.
However...
I will make pork demon king into tonkatsu!
The three brave men cooked pork demon king deliciously.
They made low-calorie, crispy tonkatsu.
However...
A problem occurs here!
What's wrong?
There is no sauce!
What a mistake!
I'm really sorry!
The sauce...
Mr. Kashiwagi!
Please look at that!
No way!
That is...
A treasure chest?!
There is sauce in it.
There is sauce in it, right?
This is...
It took three years to make...
Climax Maintenance!
Three-year-long sauce!
It looks delicious.
They cooked vegetables and fruits for a long time and let them rest for a long time.
They used a limited sauce of 10,000 bottles per year.
They will finish off pork demon king!
Mmm, it's good!
Is it good?
It's a pork cutlet with no weirdness!
It's the best! It's the most reassuring taste!
It's got no personality, it's the best!
Does that mean it's good?
It's good, it's good, it's good!
Then, please try Kojima-san's too!
Okay, I'll eat it!
What's wrong?
Huh?
What's wrong?
I want to say something!
What is it?
Kojima-san...
This pork cutlet has...
the world's spiciest "jolokia" in the world!
How is it?! Is it sweet?!
What do you want me to do?
You wanted us to do a prank, didn't you?
That's right!
I'm sorry!
It's not funny at all, and there's nothing wrong with it!
I'm pissed off! I'm pissed off!
It's President Ariyoshi's punishment corner!
Who are you?!
Now, well...
I've brought a completely stupid plan...
Huh?
This is your punishment for today!
I don't know what you're talking about...
What's with you?!
I don't know what you're talking about...
Today's punishment is...
a weather forecast that will never go wrong!
What do you mean?
You're a weathercaster, right?
Yes, I've been doing it for about two years now.
You've been doing it for about two years, right?
Now, speaking of weathercasters in the Republic of Korea...
it's you, Kojima-san!
Oh, is that so?
I'll let you hear Kojima-san's weather forecast that will never go wrong...
so please sit down and listen!
You're going to sit down and listen?!
Got it!
What is an idol doing, you bastard?!
No! What is this?! I'm surprised!
Now, we'll have Kojima-san read the weather forecast that will definitely come true. Please!
Now, the weather forecast that will definitely come true! What will happen?!
On the show's mobile site, "The Queen of Poisonousness's Mobile World" is being streamed!
Ah, there's a phone ringing!
When calling in, you'll be notified by voice!
On top of that, "Sashihara Pride"'s "Machiuke" is also being streamed! We're looking forward to lots of access!
The weather forecast that will definitely come true!
Now, we'll tell you about today's weather.
In the Kanto region, it's sunny in the morning, but in the afternoon, it can sometimes rain heavily.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
What is this?!
Also, in the Chubu region, it can be cloudy in the morning, and...
Ah! Look up there!
It's cloudy, and it's a hot towel!
It's... it's a slightly wet towel.
Are you okay?
I'm not okay!
It might hit you.
The weather will change in the afternoon.
Please be careful of the "hishaku" that can cause thunder.
What is "hishaku"?
"Hishaku"?!
Ouch!
We've told you about today's weather.
How about it, you bastard?!
No, no, no!
It's definitely changing!
You're making fun of the weather, aren't you?!
It's weird, isn't it?!
We are making fun of the weather!
That's all for today!
When we first met, you must have had a bad feeling about me.
I wanted you to leave me alone.
That's how you and I felt for a while.
After a while, you started to notice my type.
After all, I can't say I like you.
The me of that day wasn't the type to fall in love.
After all, even now, with that face of yours,
can I say I can't forget you?