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Just like that, this week has started again. Thank you, Sengenbin Kyomoku-kun!
This week, we have eleven researchers.
That's right.
Thank you!
Don't you all have any special skills?
Yes, we do!
Like...
Oh, you do?
I can use a plastic plate to turn a plate.
Huh? Not today, though.
No, we don't!
One day, right?
Yes, one day.
One day we'll be able to do it.
Don't you all have any special skills?
Yes.
I love strawberries.
I'm really good at picking strawberries.
I can pick them up cleanly.
You can pick them up cleanly.
Not today, though.
No, we don't!
Please give us a chance!
We can do it here!
We'd like you to show us!
Yes!
This week's song was brought to us by these members!
Yes! We're from Kyoto!
I'm Yokoyama Yui!
Thank you for having me!
What song have you brought to us this week?
Yes! This week's project is this!
Let's make a mascot character for the Republic of Korea!
That's right. Didn't I say I wanted to do this?
And then I thought about it and realized...
I think there's only one thing this show is missing.
A mascot, right?
You said it!
That's right! I did it on purpose, but you said it first!
There's only one thing this show is missing.
A show mascot!
Frogs from "Fittanko Kankan" and Super Hitoshi from "Wonderful Discovery of the World"
all have show mascots in their shows.
But why doesn't the Republic of Korea have a show mascot?
So, in order to make a show mascot...
A new mascot!
We asked a famous cartoonist for an illustration of a show mascot.
The model of the show mascot is an animal that only mixes cute parts of cute animals.
In other words, it's the cutest mixed animal.
For example, the first lady's pet rabbit Mimi...
and the mixed animal that mixed the president and first lady are...
like this!
This is gross!
The two MCs of the show become so affectionate because of their cute pets.
This is better than I expected!
Cute!
What is this?
So, this time we visited a spot where cute animals gather...
and took pictures of cute parts of animals suitable for show mascots.
We mixed them and made a show mascot out of the Republic of Korea!
It's so small!
It's so cute!
It's the size of my palm!
Tonight on Ariyoshi AKB Republic...
Goka ni Honji Tate!
This is going to be so good!
The most popular show project "Sankokuchi"!
The strongest unit of AKB will be decided!
Ariyoshi AKB Republic "AMEIBA PIG"!
Designed by Yokoyama Yui of Republic Family,
"rosegaru" skirts are now on sale!
In order to become a member of a first-class show,
we mix cute animals and create a show mascot!
We came to Atobe Zoo!
The famous white tiger is here!
There are about 200 of them in the world,
but there are only about 23 of them in Japan!
It's a rare tiger!
In such Atobe Zoo, we create mixed animals!
The first one is...
"vertical hair mixed animal"!
It's okay, there's a mirror here!
The lion king who made the two of them tremble,
"lion"!
You'll get angry if you stay still, "lion"-chan!
But when they eat food,
they eat it like a cat!
Oh, how cute!
The lion and "lion" are mixed because of "mantohihi"!
Why?
Actually, "mantohihi" means "vertical hair that looks like a cloak"!
When we mix two of those "vertical hair"
lion
"mantohihi" got "vertical hair", "lion" got "mantohihi"'s "cute" looks!
We'll keep these as our mascot candidates!
Next, the two of them went to...
"evaluation animal", "jagger"!
They went to look for an animal that matches this "beautiful evaluation pattern"!
So, the water and land mix animal that matches the evaluation pattern is...
The green puffer!
This pattern is exactly like an evaluation pattern in the sea!
If you mix these two animals...
What a wonderful evaluation pattern!
The surprised behavior of Osaka's old ladies is also a candidate!
Next up...
The "gobufu azarashi" that has a lot of counterfeits!
Its cuteness has become an anime character as well!
If you mix these two animals and make it even cuter...
The outcome will be...
A combination of "paguken" and "goma-chan"!
This is the combination of "goma-chan" and "paguken" that can be said to be a dream come true!
The "love-hate" mixed animal is complete!
If you're an animal like this, you'll be forgiven for everything you do!
Next up is...
The "marei baku" that lives in the forest but is good at swimming!
So, if you mix it with the idol of the sea, "iruka"...
The "iruka"'s streamlined body and "marei baku"'s cute face are beautifully combined...
And a wonderfully strange mixed animal is born!
We'll keep this as our fifth candidate!
However, the candidates so far don't have enough impact!
And so...
To make a "marei baku" mixed animal...
Recently, "marei baku" characters called "mare" and "kawaii" have become very popular!
And so...
I'm scared! I'm scared! I don't like it!
We came to a reptile specialty store.
There are a lot of weird and cute reptiles in the store.
Among them, this is the most shiny one.
Giant lizard "perentie monitor".
The price is 5 million yen!
This beautiful pattern is rare and expensive.
What we found in such a store is...
It looks like a dalmatian.
That's right, it's a dalmatian.
It's fluttering.
It's cute.
It's cute, isn't it?
This is "california kingsnake crazy".
This black and white inverted pattern is a dalmatian of the snake world.
So, there is a mix of dalmatian and real dalmatian.
Why?
Dalmatian's body and snake's thin head really change your mind.
We keep this as a mascot candidate of our show.
In addition, "california kingsnake" has a different color.
This vivid pink color looks like a pig somewhere.
So, it's a mix of pig and animal!
"california kingsnake"'s body and pig's face.
This is "california kingsnake".
The next animal we found is...
"california kingsnake".
But, it doesn't look brave.
When does "california kingsnake" open its collar?
Usually, it opens its collar when it's in love or when it threatens its enemy.
I see.
Since "california kingsnake" opens its collar when it's in love,
let's see their sexy poses.
Stop it.
Can "california kingsnake" answer their love?
5 minutes after start, there's a change in "california kingsnake"!
- Wow! - Wow!
- I'm so happy! - It's threatening!
- The "hermit crab lizard" is also attracted by "akb"! - Wow! It's so cute!
- Similarly, "hermit crab" and "hermit crab" spread their wings and combine!
- Big and gorgeous "hermit crab" wings and in the middle of it, "hermit crab"'s cute face! - Wow!
- There's no animal that can't be dropped like this! "Choiwaru Mix Animal" is complete!
- That's all for "kimokawa mix animal" but it's not enough to be a mascot!
- So, in the third shop, they bet on their last chance! - Wow! It's so cute!
- There's a lot of cute rabbits in the shop!
- This shop is "usagi senmon shop"! - Wow!
- "usagi senmon shop" is famous for this year's "rabbit" and cute animals!
- Wow! It's so cute!
- It's so small! It's so cute! - It's so small! It's so cute!
- This rabbit is "netherland dwarf" and it's become a model for "peter rabbit" and it's very popular!
Next is "holland drop".
The biggest feature is its drooping ears.
This rabbit's name is "lion head".
Its long hair looks like a lion's mane.
Meanwhile, we found the ultimate rabbit!
It has two pink ears.
The owner of its ears is "minirex"'s "hama-chan".
The rabbit's nickname "long ears" is a must-have for the show's mascot.
So far, we have mixed and tested many different animals.
And we found the ultimate combination!
We mixed six different animals.
And those six animals are...
The first one is "penguin".
We mixed its lovely body.
The second one is "restartand".
We mixed its cute face.
The third one is "tenagazaru".
We mixed its trademark long arms.
The fourth one is "white tiger".
We mixed its magnificent pattern.
The fifth one is "rabbit with 5 million yen".
We improved its gorgeousness.
The sixth one is "rabbit's ears" which we found last.
rabbit's ears
This is the ultimate mixed animal made only of cute parts of cute animals!
Cute!
Because their faces are cute!
Cute!
What do you think of this?
Is it cute?
I don't like the roughness of their faces.
It's cute, but it doesn't stand out much in this set.
The patterns are too strong.
What are you talking about?
The show's mascot hasn't been completed yet!
We asked the cartoonist who is riding on this mixed animal to illustrate it for us.
Who is it?
When she was 16 years old, she started serialization of "Young Jump", a popular weekly magazine.
Her name is Mayuyu-sensei.
Wow!
Her works are arranged like a fairy tale, and her own story development and character design fascinate readers.
I suddenly lost my tension.
Mayuyu-sensei lent her special talent to us because of her love for the Republic of Japan.
I was expecting her to be a great cartoonist.
Now she has become a popular mixed animal.
The show's mascot for the Republic of Japan has been born!
Now we have a very cute mascot!
I'm going to beat you up.
A nice mascot needs a nice name.
Let's think of a name.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Can you show me?
Yes!
Ta-da!
AKIMOTO-KUN!
Stop using kanji!
Kanji is not cute!
Let's change it to hiragana.
I think there are many misunderstandings.
Let's change it to hiragana.
Yes!
This one!
AKIMOTO-KUN will be the host of this program!
Emergency announcement!
Mayuyu-sensei's "Genga! Akimoto-kun's Waiting For You" will be broadcasted on the program's mobile site!
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
Good evening.
I'm Oishii Ishii.
I'm Ariashi Daito-ryu's "Oshiyokura-no-kun"!
You need to be punished for this.
What was that, Morishi-ichi?
My heart broke in the middle of it.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, I've prepared a useless character for you.
I'm going to turn you into a character!
Be happy!
That's not how you say it.
Anyway...
We'll have Yokoyama become a "kimokawa" character.
I'm happy!
Kojima-san, please show us your "kimokawa" character item.
Here it is.
It's a stocking pattern.
You know how to do it, don't you?
That's good.
That's pretty good.
I'll put in my boss, too.
That's good.
And on top of that...
Yokoyama doesn't seem to be in a good mood.
That's right.
So we want more of her crying voice.
Crying voice...
So we've invited Dr. Foot, who is well-known for her weekly AKB songs.
Welcome!
We hope you'll give us a good crying voice.
We'll do our best.
Please show us your usual AKB songs and weekly AKB songs.
Here we go, Morikawa-sensei.
Please!
Let me make a crying voice for this character.
Let's see what kind of crying voice she'll make.
I want to hear it.
It's hard, isn't it?
That's good!
Make a pig-like crying voice for a child.
I'm a little tired.
It's stressful, isn't it?
Don't resist the sensei, Foot!
It hurts!
That's not good!
That's all for today!
It hurts!
In 2011, many units were born from the massive idol group AKB48.
As a result, AKB48 entered the world of chaos.
In that AKB unit, the captain Takahashi Minami and the first lady Kojima Haruna, who are proud of their great power, belong to the No Sleeves.
And, like the No Sleeves, the unit consisting of three members, Takajo Aki, Kashiwagi Yuki and Kuramochi Asuka, French Kiss.
In addition, in March of this year, Not Yet, led by Oshima Yuuko, who won first place in the general election, will debut.
Right now, these three units, who are powerful in AKB, are putting their own blood on the line...
"Cruel Blood"!
This time, it's "If you lose, it'll hurt a lot", a game of rubber bands.
Well then, No Sleeves, Kojima Haruna-san, please stand by.
Yes.
Pa...
Next...
From "French Kiss"...
Aki Takajo! Please!
I won't lose.
And...
"Not Yet"...
Rino Sashara!
Yes!
Today...
Finally...
It's time for me to speak directly.
Kojima Haruna will be crushed!
Set!
Ready...
Go!
I can't do it anymore.
I don't want to lose.
If you're bad at it, it's over. At this rate, you won't be able to compete.
Wait, wait, wait! Stop it!
Stop it! I didn't say anything!
Yokoyama, wait! Calm down!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Kojima Haruno!
Finally, a direct match between Sashihara and Kojima!
I always get asked at the song contest, "When will Sashihara Pride win?"
I always get asked, "Please let me lose too."
I won't lose today!
There's no excitement in this match, but viewers, please watch this match until the end!
Please watch it until the end!
Ariochi AKB Republic's mobile site!
Yokoyama Yui's "Flash Standby" and "Whisper Movie" will be streamed!
Good morning! How long are you going to sleep? Even if you're late, don't worry about it!
Using the song at the end of the show, will they compete with rubber gloves?!
"Not Yet" or "No Sleeves"?!
Not yet!
Damn it, Google!
And with that, today's ending song will be No Sleeves' "Answer"!
If a high school baseball manager were to read Drucker's "Management"...
Will that team really get stronger?
It's not a dream to go to an academy.
There are people who can't even go to an academy!
The premiere of this movie will be released on June 4th.
A limited number of members of the TBS mobile site will be presented to 30 members of 15 teams.
It's not possible for us to lose and be driven into defeat!
Cigar!
There's no such bitch!
For more information, visit the mobile site or TBS Entertainment.
No Sleeves, who won a fierce battle, will sing...
"Answer"!
♪ What is love? ♪
♪ Words cannot express ♪
♪ This hot feeling ♪
♪ For the first time ♪
♪ For the sake of love ♪