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[Kasihara]
Kasihara-san.
Huh?
Let me say this.
This can't be cut!
Hey.
It's on sale now!
A hot bath.
It's an inevitable hole for idols and tigers.
However...
A.K.A.B. appears in a hot bath!
Who are the members who broke their common sense?
Red-eyed...
A snake that became famous overnight in "Tunnels" program...
"Nance Bites"!
Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it!
Tonight, finally...
An idol is bitten by a red-eyed!
Who are those A.K.A.B. members?
Ariyoshi A.K.A.B. Confederation Junior 1st Generation No. 1 Finals!
I was "nyan nyan" when I was 22 years old, but now I'm "nyan san" when I'm 23 years old!
"Nyan san"!
Yes!
"Nyan san" is nice, isn't it?
Yes, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Well, you know, there's been a lot of rumours about you being stupid.
Oh, really?
Yes!
Did you know I was stupid?
I knew it!
You knew it early on?
Yes, I knew it early on.
That's good, isn't it?
You feel better now, don't you?
Yes, you're right.
Please don't call me stupid.
Tonight, for the first time on TV, we have 11 researchers here with us!
Hello!
11 is the best, isn't it?
That's right!
Why is that?
There's no one who looks like Shimada, is there?
That's true.
These are the members who are here with us today.
Yes, I'm from Kyoto. I'm 18 years old and I want to shine brighter than a goldfish.
I see.
Oh, Yokoyama, it's been a while.
Thank you for recommending me.
Thank you.
It's been a while, but you thought of a catchphrase in the Republic of Korea, didn't you?
We've collected a lot of new catchphrases from Yokoyama, so we'd like to choose one of them.
That's great!
From researchers to regular members, we've given them wonderful catchphrases.
I knew it.
You knew it?
Let's do that.
Hey, researcher over there, go buy some juice.
Team K's Yokoyama said it.
You got it right!
Hey, researcher over there, go buy some juice.
Team K's Yokoyama said it.
"Hey, researcher over there, go buy some juice." Team K's Yokoyama said it.
The present for Yokoyama that she sent with all her heart.
I thought she would be very happy about it, but...
You didn't use it?
I didn't use it just now.
What? You didn't use it?
Yes, I did.
You did?
Then do it.
"Hey, researcher over there, go buy some juice." Team K's Yokoyama said it.
That's good.
That's not good at all.
Good morning.
On April Fool's Day,
Team K's Yokoyama gathered together.
Seven 11th grade researchers who aim for the future of Team K's Yokoyama.
We're in the same class, but we have a lot of rivalry.
They're good friends, but they're all rivals.
Out of the seven 11th grade researchers,
there's no way they can become the top of Team K's Yokoyama.
So this time,
Team K's Yokoyama will hold their first serious battle in the history of Team K's Yokoyama.
They will decide the number one 11th grader!
Smile! Get ready!
The first battle to decide the number one 11th grader is...
Smile!
Smile, smile...
Idols are required to smile at all times.
No matter what happens,
the ability to keep smiling is a must for an AKB member.
So...
First lady Kojima Haruna is familiar with dancing during auditions.
She rides on a shocking blue Venus and dances with a smile.
What are you doing?
However, during the dance, incidents that usually occur on stage occur one after another.
Will she be able to endure those difficulties and keep her smile?
Be quiet!
The first thing she prepared for them was poop perfume.
In the past, the senior members couldn't keep their smiles due to their strong smells.
This time, before adding the poop perfume, they will compete whether they can keep their smiles or not.
They look like beautiful roses, but their smells are poop.
The gap between their looks and smells makes them suffer more mentally.
Will their desire to become No. 1 surpass the smell of poop?
However...
The oldest member of the 11th generation, 17 years old Yamaguchi, is out.
She can't smell poop with a smile. As an idol, she is still immature.
The next qualification is "savanna king lizard".
It is possible that a lizard, which has a flesh color and is ferocious, will suddenly come up to the stage.
She is laughing while saying she doesn't like it.
Here, Natori avoids the lizard unexpectedly and is out.
In addition, she has a deep kiss with a punk and a lizard.
I don't like it.
A moment later, her face is exposed.
Let me explain the content of the competition again.
What we are doing now is a competition to overcome harsh trials and keep a smile.
We are not laughing at punk and lizard's two-shot.
The last qualification is a giant balloon.
If you are an idol, you can keep dancing with a smile.
Here, Kojima Natsuki forgot her smile out of fear and went out.
After that, the momentum didn't stop and the giant balloon kept expanding.
And...
Kawaii and Suzuki were shocked and lost their smiles for a moment and went out.
The only one who kept dancing with a smile until the end was...
The woman who wrote "fart perfume" with a smile...
Morikawa Ayaka.
Really?
She won 200 points and came out on top.
The next battle is...
Heavy Akamata, who bites right away when the weather is rough.
By the way, it's not poisonous.
Ouch!
Is it that painful?
In the second round, this Akamata will test their courage!
Akamata-san has come to the Republic of Japan many times.
However, senior members who don't know manners can't even touch anyone.
In order to pay for such an AKB insult...
They will hold the three Akamata that came out and see if they have the courage to return the case.
11th grade students are upset in front of heavy Akamata-san.
Can't an idol touch an Akamata?
Ready...
I can't do it! I can't do it!
But...
Oh, that's nice.
As soon as it starts...
She wants to step on it when it bites her.
The 11 students touch their red paws.
They are in a state of fear of being stared at by a snake.
It's staring at me a lot!
When everyone thought it was impossible for the competition to continue...
A hero appeared.
Her name is...
Natori Wakana.
A.K.A.B. market's first ever delicious happening where a woman gets bitten by a red-legged animal.
Once again, her name is... Natori Wakana, 15 years old.
As a woman bitten by a red-legged animal, she left her name in A.K.A.B. history.
And with that, Natori has gained 100 points.
There are only two red-legged animals left.
The other 11 students haven't lost either.
Even though she wasn't bitten by a red-legged animal, 16-year-old Natsuki Koshiban gained 100 points.
Can you let me in?
And of course, the last animal is this man who made a new legend for A.K.A.B.
I did it!
And with that, Natori Wakana, who was bitten by a red- legged animal despite being an idol, is number one in courage!
With this achievement, Natori has gained 200 points and is in the lead!
Sometimes, A.K.A.B. will have to dance on a sandy beach that has turned into a blazing hell.
Sometimes, A.K.A.B. will have to perform on a stage that has turned into a blazing fire.
In other words, for A.K.A.B., it is essential for them to have the courage to endure the heat!
Therefore, for the second battle, they have prepared a hot water bath that you can't normally enter, and will compete on how many stones they can pick up.
Furthermore, there is only one white stone in it, and they will be given ten times the points of the black stone!
A.K.A.B. 11th grade researchers have shown great courage in their previous competitions.
What kind of activities will they show here?
Hey, don't go back!
It's hot!
It's hot, isn't it?
It's fine!
The temperature of the water is hot enough for the staff's feet to turn red in an instant.
However...
Here, too, the water is hot and they suddenly enter the hot water bath!
It's Taicha! It's Taicha!
Moreover, a variety of spectators come into the hot water bath!
And...
Until now, we've been raising our muscles together.
Ushikubo, who had been in the hot water many times due to fear and determination, gets a white stone!
As such, No. 1 in guts is the hot water diver, Ushikubo Sara, who showed her power in the hot water!
As you can see, Ushikubo, who earned 220 points in the guts battle, is in the top 10!
And finally, the final battle! The theme is "stamina"!
I'm tired! I'm tired!
The final battle will be held at the national stadium, where many famous matches have been held.
There, they will run 600m of track and do a survival race where each lap will end in loss.
In order to become an AKB ace, it is essential to have the physical strength to perform in many performances.
In addition, since the winner will be decided with this, the No. 11 student will also win a white stone!
Ready!
Finally, the final curtain has been cut and dropped!
Whether you cry or laugh, in this match, AKB's No. 1 student will be decided!
Unfortunately, in the first lap, Natori, who was bitten by Akamata, was eliminated.
Even in the second lap, she's in a dango state.
In the second lap, No. 11, the oldest, Yamaguchi is in the lead.
And in the elimination race, Morita, who endured a bunch of water pollution, is eliminated.
And in the third lap, Yamaguchi and Suzuki, who are the oldest in the race, are separated from the group.
In addition...
Suzuki is ahead of Yamaguchi.
And she's in a dango state!
Wow, wow.
She's the only one left to fight.
She can't slow down.
Why does she have to fight against herself?
Today, I'm performing for the first time as a No. 11 student.
Before, Suzuki belonged to AKB as a No. 7 student, but she resigned due to academic reasons.
However...
I'm No. 19, Suzuki Shihori. I'm 16 years old. Nice to meet you.
She couldn't give up her dream.
She retook her No. 11 audition last year and made a comeback.
I'm trying to keep up with young people so I don't lose.
But I can't lose.
She doesn't want to lose to herself anymore.
Those strong feelings were driving Suzuki.
Returning to the market?
Oh, really?
Really?
And with that...
I'm not moved at all.
The returning queen of April, Suzuki Shihori, is in 1st place!
And in 2nd place is Yamaguchi Nao!
To be honest, I was a little frustrated.
Huh?
Yamaguchi is also the same as Suzuki, the oldest in 11th grade.
He didn't want to lose to Suzuki.
Each of them has their own thoughts in their minds.
And in 1st place is...
Ms. Ushikubo!
In 11th place, she jumped into the hot water and even in a physical battle, she was in 3rd place.
Ms. Ushikubo is in 3rd place!
The final ranking is as follows.
They are in 10th place, but their hard work pays off.
We will continue to move forward in 11th place!
We look forward to Ms. Ushikubo's great achievements in 11th place.
I'm a cow, so I'm competitive.
I didn't want to lose by guts, so I did my best.
That's crazy.
I'm sorry.
I said it without thinking.
I did my best.
I see.
Everyone did a good job.
Good luck.
Thank you.
I'll say this, staff.
You don't have to rent a national stadium.
I want to rent a stadium.
You should rent a grand stadium like that.
Today, we'll have another game in another stadium.
It's called "Russian Kindarai".
"Kanadarai", right?
Yes.
Before we start "Russian Kandarai"...
If a high school baseball player reads "Drucker's Management"...
Will that team become stronger?
I'm sure it's not a dream to go to an academy.
Some people don't want to go to an academy.
"Russian Kandarai" will be released on June 4th.
This movie will be presented to 15 teams and 30 people only by members of the TBS mobile site.
It's unforgivable for a team to lose by guts.
No!
There's no such picture!
For more information, please visit the mobile site "tbs entertainment".
In addition, you can enjoy many expressions of Aki Takajo in "Flash" and Yui Yokoyama's movie.
Thank you for your hard work today.
I will do my best tomorrow as well.
Who is the luckiest person in Russia and Canada?
There is only one rope connected to Canada.
The one who dropped it will be the luckiest person in Russia and Canada.
Do your best!
I think Kojima-san should do it.
Me?
He wants to stand out.
I see.
Let's do it.
Let's do it for Yokoyama and Kojima.
Let's do it for everyone.
In this game without any reason,
the luckiest person in the entertainment world will be chosen.
Let's start with number one, Ushikubo.
Please.
Which number is okay for you, Ushikubo?
Number two, please.
Number two!
Okay, number two!
No good!
It's a complicated game.
I don't want to hit it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Next, Kojima-san.
Please.
No good!
Kojima-san, you still have your rock-paper- scissors punishment left.
I think you are quite lucky.
What should I do?
What number should you do?
What should I do?
Number three!
Okay, number three.
What will happen? Let's see!
No good!
It's frustrating!
Next, Yokoyama.
Yes, please.
Okay, Yokoyama.
What number is okay for you?
What should I do?
It's December 8th, so number eight.
Number eight!
Okay!
Did you go for number eight?
What will happen?
Are you okay?
Okay, let's see.
What will happen for number eight?
What a shame!
It was bad, wasn't it?
Now, there are five left.
Next, Natori.
Which one will you choose?
Number four, please.
Number four!
Isn't it an ominous number?
No, it seems that if four are gathered, you will be happy.
I'll write it on Wikipedia.
Now, let's go.
What will happen for number four?
Number four!
It's not bad at all, everyone!
Now, next, Morikawa.
I'll choose lucky seven, number seven.
Number seven!
That's an ugly reason.
Lucky seven.
Yes.
What will happen for number seven?
Let's go!
It's not bad at all!
Amazing!
Now, Yamaguchi.
Yes, it's scary.
Do your best!
Now, there are one, five and six left.
What will you do?
I'll choose number one.
It's ugly.
The reason is ugly.
Now, number one.
Now, let's see what number one is.
Amazing!
It's not bad at all!
Oh, my!
What a bad luck!
After this, money will fall down for sure, so look forward to it!
Amazing!
Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic Ameiba Pig
A set of knit boots and rider's jacket designed by Akimoto Sayaka will be on sale now!
Please!
I'm Unagiru!
If you missed it, please check it out!
Unagiru vs. Kojiharu vs. Unagiru will be broadcasted on Nico Nico Douga's official channel!
Everyone, thank you for waiting for such a long time!
Countdown until your money runs out!
Next up is...
Kawaii!
Kawaii...what should we do? Which one?
I just got 60,000 yen, so I'll go with number 6!
Number 6!
It's about time, isn't it?
How about number 6?
Congratulations!
The symbol of fear is Kawaii!
If you want to die...
The symbol of fear is Kawaii!
Please tell us how you feel right now.
It hurts already!