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23 years ago,
1988, April 19th,
AKB48's Kojima Haruna was born.
Tonight's "abirashi atb kyoha koku" broadcasts Kojima Haruna's 23rd birthday special, "kanketsu hen".
We will host the show and celebrate it grandly.
Then please receive a wonderful surprise present from "kyoha koku"!
Here is the wonderful present we have prepared for you from "kyoha koku"!
Kojima Haruna's debut as a singer-songwriter!
Kojima-san, you will compose and make your debut.
And you will be in charge of composing the song.
- Really? - Yes!
This is not a question mark shop!
- Is it okay for me to do this? - I think it's absolutely okay for you.
- Really? - Yes!
Kojima-san, you will go to the composer's room and compose the song.
- It's urgent! - Yes, it is!
What kind of artist will compose the song?
I can hear something.
Is it this song?
Could it be...
He is singing!
What should I do?
Excuse me!
Hello!
Kojima is supported by genius improvisation singer Shigeru Matsuzaki.
He says that any word can instantly become a beautiful melody.
I bought a toy poodle called "rabbit ears" and "rabbit ears" and made a song with it.
Toy poodle is small, isn't it?
Yes, it's small.
Wow!
Rabbit ears, cute dog.
Rabbit ears, my lover.
Rabbit ears, rabbit ears, cute, cute, puppy.
Wow!
Rabbit ears.
Thank you very much!
Genius improvisation singer Shigeru Matsuzaki and AKB Kojima Haruna create a theme song for ARIOSHI AKB Republic.
After this, you can see it all in studio live!
Don't take my silicon ball.
ARIOSHI AKB Republic "AMEIBA PIG"
A set of denim and sneakers designed by Sayaka Akimoto will be on sale now!
Kojima Haruna's path as a singer-songwriter.
Nice to meet you. I'm Kojima Haruna.
I heard you were going to make a song today.
That's right. I'm here because I want you to make a theme song for the show.
The theme song for today is...
You have to think about various lyrics.
That's right.
When you first joined AKB, was there anything?
There was an audition for singing and dancing.
What kind of song did you sing at the audition?
I sang Matsura Aya-san's song "Watarasebashi".
I'd like to hear you make a theme song for the show.
"Watarasebashi"?
Yes. "Watarasebashi".
Okay.
This is a video from the AKB48 opening member audition held in 2005.
Kojima, who was 17 at the time, passed the audition with "Watarasebashi" burning in his heart.
For Kojima, who was just an ordinary high school girl, "Watarasebashi" became a bridge of glory.
Okay. Remember about the audition.
Yes. I remember.
"Watarasebashi".
Yes.
I've prepared it for you.
Thank you.
First of all, I'd like you to sing for me.
Yes.
Music, start.
Please.
Six years later, Kojima Haruna, who is now an AKB member, sings "Watarasebashi".
"Watarasebashi" by Kojima Haruna and Kojima Haruna.
You said you wanted to live here.
Even now, even tomorrow, even life,
When I think about it,
Even you, this night,
- Thank you! - Well then, we'll ask you a lot of questions... - Yes! - Let's make lyrics while we're at it! - Yes, understood!
- So you joined AKB, and what did you think when you were chosen as the MC of this show? - Ah! It was my first time, so I was really happy!
- And, you know, it's called "first lady", so I was really excited to see if I could become a princess or Cinderella or something like that!
- Cinderella, huh... - Yes! - Cinderella story, huh...
- The one that goes "bibbidi-bobbidi-boo", right? - Yes!
- On behalf of AKB, Kojima Haruna was given Cinderella's spell! - First lady of AKB48, Kojima Haruna! - Yes, nice to meet you!
- However, the spell was broken in an instant! - Kokekoko! It's President Ariyoshi's favorite song!
- Sometimes, she's a graceful queen... - It's been a while since I've eaten!
- Sometimes, she doesn't show her face at all and wears an armor weighing 20 kilograms!
- And, for Kojima Haruna, she's a cute junior researcher!
- Researchers of the Republic of Korea are given words that you don't know if you'll learn them later...
- For example, "kappa" - "Kappa", ah, "kappa", right?
- I'm going to get a "sirikodama"! I'm going to get a "sirikodama"!
- Also, "riwatori" - "Riwatori"?
- I did it! I did it! I did it! - Because she couldn't have any expectations for her reaction...
- She was given hypnosis and "riwatori" - "Riwatori"
- Furthermore, she was given a stocking and her only weapon, her killer smile, was stolen!
- You have to pull it, you have to pull it hard and let it go, let it go and then do it with your mouth!
- Ah, I did it! I did it! - Wow, that's amazing!
No, no, no, stop it!
Chicken skin
Chirico balls
Don't take it!
No, no, no, stop it!
For idols, there are only projects that are not profitable at all.
They are at their limit of patience.
At last, Kojima has opened up her dissatisfaction with the show that had accumulated so far.
It's all poop!
- Yes. - Yes.
- With the boob cushion... - With the boob cushion...
...how much you can make the poop smaller or bigger, you can pull it all out with poop.
It's a show all about poop.
- Well, you should also include the poop in it. - Yes.
Well then, I'll do it.
Ha!
Haaaa!
Ha!
Kojima thought...
He wanted Onara to forgive him.
If that's the case...
Goodbye, Onara.
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
What else did Kojima want to say goodbye to?
Poop perfume.
600 yen including tax.
It smells just like its name.
It's burning!
Oh, no!
It stinks!
Oh, no!
This is an incident!
Ready...
Go!
Oh, no!
Smell it, Akimoto.
Like this, even though it's a low-key program, it's not all bad things.
It's a wonderful first experience.
I've never eaten tantanmen before in my life.
This is the first time I've eaten tantanmen on this program.
I see. I can't forget that spiciness.
The wonderful first experience was tantanmen.
However, in order to eat it, you had to overcome a certain trial.
Oh, where should I put this?
Tantanmen is made of the strongest foam, muskul armor.
The iron wall guard won't easily fall apart.
Oh, I should put it vertically.
Mmm! It's delicious!
It was a wonderful first experience.
It's hot!
I've never eaten...
Tantanmen...
Unchi kosui...
Oh, you're going to sleep there.
Unchi...
Kosui...
Baramaite...
Baramaite?
It's not "baramaite."
It's "baramaite."
The lyrics are very novel.
But when she sings them, it doesn't sound like that.
That's her charm.
Mmm...
I think I can give it about 85 points.
This is amazing! It has an impact!
A really wonderful theme song of the Republic of Korea has been made!
Ariyoshi, wait for me!
Now, let's have them appear!
Singer-songwriter Haruna Kojima and...
Shigeru Matsuzaki!
Thank you very much!
Did you make it?
It's amazing!
As expected, it gives a lot of impact.
In the program, there are a lot of words that have been bullied.
Oh, is that so?
It came out a lot.
Oh, that's right. It's like "let's make up your mind."
That's right, that's right.
It was very difficult to make it into a song, but it came back in no time.
Yes!
Then, let's have you stand by for singing!
Yes!
Now, let's have you sing!
Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic State!
No! No! No! Stalking!
Chicken wings!
Silicone ball!
Don't take it!
Sayonara
Bibbidi bobbidi boo
I will never be a good researcher.
Believe in me and let's cross together.
Watarasebashi!
The first thing I ate
was a
lunch box.
It was a rose.
It's special, isn't it?
Chinchin Train
This is my hometown.
It's already midnight.
Sayonara
Bibbidi bobbidi boo
It's a national song, isn't it?
Yes.
There were lines in it.
I thought it was a line.
As expected, the song is cool because it was sung by Matsuzaki-san.
But the lyrics are terrible.
But if you put it on Matsuzaki-san's song, it will be nice even if you throw up poop water.
That's true.
That's true, but...
I don't want to do it at all.
When I threw up...
I ate chicken and bread.
It's a complaint for such a staff.
It's terrible.
It's like you're in a cafe.
That's right.
Matsuzaki Shigeru-san, thank you for making such a wonderful song.
With that, I'll make you angry!
Professor, it seems like you have something you want to verify.
Yes.
It is said that when you get angry, your face turns red.
Yes.
Then, what about people with black faces?
Would you like to verify it in real life?
Yes.
People with black faces and sunburned faces?
There are people like that.
But...
Is that so?
There aren't many people with sunburned faces here.
Don't you understand?
Yes.
That person is...
Matsuzaki Shigeru-san.
Matsuzaki-san!
Are you okay?
Are you going to make me angry, Matsuzaki-san?
That's right.
Even if it's just me, it's okay.
Today...
Among these people...
To make you angry...
There is someone who has a very excellent talent.
Is it you?
It's not me.
Huh?
It's you, isn't it?
Okay.
We found it on the location.
But I don't think it's me.
Why?
Why is that?
The way you stand, the tone of your voice, your existence...
All of it can make you angry.
No!
Why did you say your existence is everything?
A.K.A.B. is people's energy and happiness, isn't it?
The big experiment of the century!
Will Shigeru Matsuzaki turn red when he's angry?
Hey, staff...
Are you always like this?
On the show's mobile site, Akito Takajo...
Akimoto Saeka's "Flash standby" is being streamed!
That face!
This face!
Depending on the amount of battery left, you can enjoy many facial expressions!
The big experiment of the century!
Will Shigeru Matsuzaki turn red when he's angry?
And so, as the interview host, we'll make Shigeru Matsuzaki angry.
This is just an experiment.
Please don't try this at home.
Matsuzaki-san must think it's an interview.
Oh, is that so?
That's right.
Please come in.
It's dark in here.
Excuse me.
Please come in.
Thank you for coming.
I'm nervous.
Thank you for coming.
Here it is.
May I ask you a question?
You always wear colorful clothes.
Do you get sunburn even in winter?
I use a sunburn machine about once a month.
I have it.
A sunburn machine.
I have it.
I see.
I'm scared.
I think you need luck to survive in the entertainment world for a long time.
Are you good at rock-paper-scissors?
No, I'm not good at it.
Rock-paper-scissors?
Yes.
I've been playing it since I was a kid.
Actually, I'm good at it, too.
Let's play it with me.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Are you ready?
Rock-paper-scissors.
No.
Stop it.
Are you serious?
Let's play a serious game.
Anything.
Are you serious?
Yakimoto.
He is the worst.
Let's play a serious game.
Wait a minute.
When this guy came in, his fists were covered in darkness.
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Hey, staff.
When do you always get like this?
Do you come out as a guest every time?
Um...
I didn't mean it like this.
Huh?
I didn't plan it like this.
I'm sorry.
No, I don't want to get mad at you, but you're being so rude.
Oh, come on.
I'm sorry.
I can't help it, can I?
You're pretty angry, but you're not mad at me, are you?
I don't like being with you.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm not mad!
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm not mad!
Are you stupid?
I'm sorry.
Mr. Sashihara.
Huh?
Let me say this.
I can't be mad at you like this!
Hey.
It's done!
Ta-dah!
It's on sale now!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Hey, staff.
You're always like this.
I don't like being with you.
Don't "don't" me!
Are you stupid?!
I'm sorry. Please wait a moment.
Matsuzaki-san, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You're really bad-tempered.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Actually, Matsuzaki-san, you're very dandy and dark-skinned.
When people get angry, blood goes up to their heads and their faces turn red.
As a representative of dark-skinned people, I was wondering if Matsuzaki-san's face turned red when he got angry.
I'm very sorry about that.
I'm sorry.
You should have said that from the beginning!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Then we could have dealt with it.
You're very angry, but your face hasn't turned red at all.
I don't know why you're so dark-skinned.
I don't know why you're not laughing.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'll do it again.
As a result of the verification, your face hasn't turned red.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
That was too light.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.