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Tonight, we welcome one and only content creator, Shingo Yanagi Sawa.
A.K.A.B. 48 will evolve into the strongest idol!
Adioshi A.K.A.B. Republic! Tears of hot water performance!
I am now in the metropolitan area of Tokyo.
Well, tonight, I was able to get close to this police force that protects the peace of Japan for six months.
Tonight, you are the witness!
Get out of my way, you coward!
And so, once again tonight, we welcome you to "A.K.B. Alliance Country",
where we will once again welcome Mr. Yanagi and Ms. Shingo and hold a special lecture for you!
Welcome!
Thank you for having us!
Excuse me, are you wearing the same outfit as last week?
It's fine!
Are you stupid?
It's fine. The viewers aren't stupid either, so they know what's going on in Japan.
That's right!
I'm sorry, it's a little cold in here.
I'm sorry!
Even the breakers keep talking!
I'm sorry!
Everyone's nodding like this, it makes me want to hit you!
We should all hold hands like this, right?
That's right!
We should all do this!
That's right!
And so, what day is it today?
It's March...
8th.
It's March 8th, Ms. Shingo's birthday, so we have a birthday special for you!
That's right!
We have prepared this for you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, Ms. Shingo!
Ms. Shingo!
You're too quick!
One more time!
Give me one more chance!
One more chance!
I can do it!
It's so nice!
One more chance!
You can do it one more time, because it feels so nice!
Ah, I'm sorry!
One more time!
Yay!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Thank you, everyone!
Congratulations!
You're the best!
The best! I'm happy!
I'm happy, too!
I'm really happy today!
Wow!
What are you doing? You're destroying people!
What did you say just now?!
I didn't say anything!
You just became human!
Did you know?!
You're making that face again!
That face?!
I'm sorry!
You have to move instantly like that!
You have to see the whole thing!
Yes!
Right?!
You have to see the whole thing!
You brought a towel because you wanted to do this?!
I'm sorry!
Please say it!
Thank you very much!
You're welcome!
As a special for Shingo-san's birthday...
This time...
We watched Shingo-san and Yanagi-san's journey!
Please watch it!
He was one of them, and on March 6, he turned 49 years old!
This time, we will send you his 49-year journey with Shingo-san's big hit song "Piero"!
Shingo-san was born in Yaoya-san, Odawara-city, Yanagi- sawa Shopping District.
Shingo-san has been active since he was little, and has always had no calmness, no concentration, and no understanding of things.
However, he was different from his favorite TV show.
When he was in high school, he became a champion in a comedy show with amateurs as a weapon.
You're good!
After that, Yanagi-sawa-san became a talent and starred as a bad guy in the drama "Kinpachi- sensei".
In 1983, he starred as a regular in "Fuzoroi no Ringo-tachi".
He made his position as an actor unwavering.
However, not only was he unwavering in his position, but he was also great in variety shows.
Go, Shingo!
His baby face hasn't changed for 49 years.
Please continue to be our beloved "Piero".
"Piero"?
I'm happy.
Congratulations!
As an actor, you're first-class.
You were here when you did "TBS", weren't you?
Yes, I was.
It's been 29 years since then.
You haven't changed at all.
- Really? - Yes.
You were 21 years old back then?
Really? I haven't changed since I was a baby.
- Really? - Yes.
Please don't make fun of me.
It doesn't matter what you say.
Harumi-san! Harumi-san!
You just said "pfft", didn't you?
It stinks in here.
I've been doing that face since "Kinpachi-sensei".
"Kaien-tai".
As you can see, his main job is being an actor.
No matter how old he is, he always gives a birthday present to Yanagisawa-san.
What should he give as a present?
Please tell me what you think about it.
Thank you.
Let's go!
The lip balm he uses as a joke is a must-have item for Yanagisawa-san.
The shocking truth was revealed to the Republic of Japan, which planned to send lip balm as a birthday present.
I heard that there's a lip balm that's really popular in Ikebukuro department store.
It's 6,300 yen for 10g.
That's expensive!
It's a 9g and 6,300 yen expensive lip balm!
I'm sure there's something behind it.
The Republic of Japan police, who sensed the smell of a heinous crime, finally took action!
"Actual Report"!
"AKB Police, 24 hours".
"Chasing Luxury Lip Balm"!
A ringing radio.
"Luxury Lip Balm", "Luxury Lip Balm"
A place where you can find luxury lip balm by calling and putting your eyes on it.
The main store in Ikebukuro, western part of Japan.
This is a different place.
Dekas are operating in the store where there was a drop-in.
And finally, they find a hideout!
This is a high-end lip balm hideout, Du-La-Me-Re.
It is a cosmetics store that deals with skincare products using natural herbs and rare seaweeds.
"We will definitely arrest you!" Dekas keep putting in their efforts every year.
And when the tension peaks!
A high-end lip balm that makes you go crazy and shines a bright light appears!
And look! Even though it is a lip balm, it is not a lipstick!
This is unforgivable! You will be stripped of everything!
Don't move! We'll secure the suspect!
We've finally secured his body!
But what's the secret of the price?
Even though it's only 9 grams, it weighs 6,300 yen!
Therefore, the investigation team is checking the crime scene.
A thorough inspection reveals the reason for its high price.
This rough lip is not only for moist lips, but also for smooth and plump lips.
The secret lies in the lip pigment, which has been studied over 6,000 times.
The price is 9 grams, 6,300 yen, because it takes a lot of time and effort to produce it.
Its fame has spread all over the world.
Even now, David Beckham and Brad Pitt love it.
The 9 grams, 6,300 yen expensive lip cream, which the detectives were able to steal,
is a gift from the Republic of Japan to Ms. Yanagisawa.
Ms. Yanagisawa Shingo!
Happy 49th birthday!
Is this it? The 6,300 yen bill?
Is this how you do it?
Look, it's different!
What is this?!
I'm going to sue you with my lips!
This is good!
It's smooth!
It's good when your lips are dry!
Is this how you do it?
I didn't ask you, but it was funny!
This is good!
This is luxurious!
Do you apply it with your fingers?
Is this normal?
Is this okay?
The total is 6,300 yen.
Thank you very much.
This is great.
Is this okay?
Thank you very much.
This is great.
I have one thing to give you.
Is it a school support story?
Is it okay?
Thank you very much.
After this, Yanagisawa-san and other members' school support story.
But before that...
It was 2011.
From the huge idol group, AKB48...
Many units were born.
As a result, AKB48 entered the world of chaos.
In that AKB unit...
The one who has great power as a candidate is...
Captain Minami Takahashi.
First lady Haruna Kojima belongs to that unit.
"NO SLEEVES".
And like "NO SLEEVES"...
A unit of three people...
Aki Takajo.
Yuki Kashiwagi.
Asuka Kuramochi.
"FRENCH KISS".
Furthermore...
In March of this year...
A unit led by Yūko Ōshima, who won first place in the general election...
"NOT YET" will debut.
Currently...
These three units who have great power as AKB...
Will announce themselves...
And cut their "sleeves".
"THREE ANNOUNCEMENTS".
First of all...
"FRENCH KISS".
"NO SLEEVES".
Aki Takajo! Please!
Yes!
I will definitely win!
The battle for the ending song is a wipe-and-wipe battle.
All you have to do is throw the tissue further away.
Danger level zero.
In a very safe environment.
Ready... Go!
70cm
The current record is...
70cm!
Next...
From "not yet"...
Yokoyama Yui-san!
Yes!
Do your best!
"not yet" will definitely win!
Ready... Go!
The current record is 60cm!
Now, from North Leaves...
Kojima Haruna-san, please!
Yes!
Takamina... Mii-chan...
Today...
I'll fly you away!
READY... GO!
OK...
Not yet... Not yet...
The current record is 1 meter!
Yes! I did it!
So, today's ending song will be North Leaves' "Answer"!
We'll show you a lot of it!
But first, the program's mobile news!
Aki Takajo's "Flash Match" broadcast starts now!
Also...
Have a good day! Do your best today, too!
Oh! Before that...
Give me a hug!
Kanagawa's Yokohama High School!
Yokohama!
No. 3! Short! Hasegawa Ward!
Yokohama!
Kajiwarefu High School! Reito High School! Hamakaze!
I threw it! Ball!
And there is a natural disaster! Coach Watarumi!
He squeezed the mat and hit it, but it hit his waist and tongue!
Oh! There is a standing album stand!
Manager Hasegawa, who passed away three years ago!
Yokohama!
Oh, it's summer!
I think the temperature is 50 degrees!
Yokohama!
How about Kachiwari?
After all, it is better to take water!
Yokohama!
It's summer!
Yokohama!
There are many girls in summer!
Yokohama!
I'm very sorry, but I'm going crazy from 1 o'clock and 45 minutes!
I threw it! Ball!
1 o'clock and 45 minutes!
Yokohama!
Goodbye, home!
Yesterday, yokohama high school won by 3-4.
To honor yokohama high school, we will promote the same school's high school and honor it in the following season.
Connecting the world
Saturday's
yokohama high school
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Yokohama high school has advanced to the finals!
Hooray!
And now, at the alps stand, yokohama 9 is...
Hooray!
They took a step forward! T.L. Kaken!
Hooray!
You did well, T.L. Kaken! You did well!
T.L. Kaken is the next match!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Seiza, that's enough.
Wonderful!
It was great. How was it, everyone?
It felt like one drama was all up.
It's artistic, really.
It's artistic.
It's really exciting.
It's really wonderful.
It's really passionate.
Thank you very much.
Thank you!
Please come again!
Thank you!
That's all for this week's Yaragisawa Shingo Special.
Lastly, Mr. Ishigo, please say something.
Today, I was able to come here with all of you and have a wonderful dream.
Until we meet again...
Abayon!
That's all for this week's Yaragisawa Shingo Special!
After the commercial, Nocellibus's "Answer" will show you a lot of wonderful PV!
In the mobile phone world, a new version of "dress queen" has appeared!
Ah, the phone is ringing! Hurry up! It's already time!
For more details, check out the program's mobile site!
"Yaragisawa Shingo Special" is now on sale!
What is it that makes my heart hurt just by being near you?
It's the first time I've felt such a hot feeling that words can't express
But you don't know (the whole time) The wind is just blowing on your shoulders
If love is for someday, it's okay to stay like this until that day comes.
your heart is about to break
Next week is First Lady Kojima Haruna's birthday party.
Professor Kimoiya comes to delay her.