AISubs v3.5
Tonight, we have a special guest in the studio!
But due to a problem, he can't speak, speak, speak!
Ariyoshi AKB Republic, it won't end in 30 minutes, special!
Hello, it's been a while.
Actually, everyone, today,
Aryoshi AKB Republic,
I wanted to come here.
I'm here.
I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, yeah!
You~
I'm sorry, camera-san.
If I do this, can you move back a little?
I'm here.
I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, yeah!
You~
I said move back!
I'm sorry, camera-san.
The time is...
6 in the morning.
Shh!
I'm coming.
She's here.
How many people were there just now?
There were five people, right?
Open the door.
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Oh my!
Hey, hey, hey!
What is it?
Hey, everyone...
You're all sparkling.
It's like...
The smell of this waiting room...
It's different!
We were talking about it just now.
We were about to do it, but...
It smelled awful, but...
Look, it smells like pink.
It's nice!
It's sparkling.
How is it?
Oh my, it's nice!
It's European.
It's European, right?
It's European.
It's good, it's good!
Your nose is small.
Is it okay?
It is indeed a small nose!
Can you see it?
It's really small!
Should I make it bigger for you?
I'm sorry!
Let's get started!
Yes! Please!
But young people are nice!
Young people are nice!
It's different!
You can really feel it!
You don't want to age, do you?
It's true!
If you don't mind, can I use a tissue?
Look at her kindness!
Hey, hey, hey!
Do you know who you are?
Let's get started!
Yes! Please!
She's here!
Wow!
You surprised me!
I'm already tired!
You were so energetic!
You were like a typhoon!
A storm!
A storm is coming!
She's here!
Do you know her?
No.
Do you know her?
No.
She's here!
Is she here now?
Ah! Hello! Nice to meet you!
You're noisy!
Don't blame me! Don't blame me!
Don't blame me!
What is it? What is it?
I'm counting on you as a guest today!
Thank you for having me!
Thank you for having me! I had fun today!
No, you didn't have to!
Well, I'm going up!
No, no!
The live is about to start!
Let's go a little more!
For now...
No, no!
The live is about to start!
It's been 10 years!
I wanted to meet you! I wanted to meet you!
I wanted to meet you!
That's not the kind of dance!
Cameraman...
Cameraman, I told you to back me up!
Well, I'm counting on you!
Yes, I'm counting on you!
Are you waiting for me?
Yes!
Hurry up and come!
You're a guest!
Hurry up and come!
Yes, yes! I'll be waiting for you!
I'm counting on you!
Hurry up and come!
Yes!
What is it?
Please!
What is it?
(Laughter)
Why do you play such a prank?
(Laughter)
After this, studio explosion show!
A.K.B. will really challenge!
(Laughter)
Let's go!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
(Laughter)
Let's go! I'm sorry!
Well, everyone, this time it is a special class.
Thank you very much.
Well, I think the teacher went to the academy earlier.
Yes.
Teacher?
Yes.
How was it?
Well, I'm tired.
You are tired.
(Laughter)
That's right.
That feeling will last about two hours today.
(Laughter)
Thank you very much.
Let's do our best.
Yes.
Well, let's invite.
Today's teacher is Shingo Yaragi!
(Applause)
Thank you!
I'm sorry in advance!
(Laughter)
Thank you!
Well, here you are.
Oh, I was looking forward to it.
Thank you very much.
I'm tired!
Thank you very much.
Well, I'm going home now.
(Laughter)
Thank you very much.
(Laughter)
How was it?
Please tell me various things.
I understand.
Thank you very much.
(Laughter)
Now only Shingo Yaragi and Aki Machi can laugh.
(Laughter)
I want this band-aid!
(Laughter)
(Music)
Yanagisawa Shingo, 49 years old.
People call him...
One-man-content craftsman.
He plays and acts in all kinds of TV shows.
Let's take a look at his many tricks.
First of all, one-man lecture hall.
A batter, pitcher, audience, announcer...
He plays and acts in all of them and reproduces the match.
(Humming)
Wow! A big catch! Wow!
I can't throw it! I'm a genius!
(Laughter)
Next, one-man-content suspense theater.
The climax of the show.
Fighting on a cliff.
He acts and acts alone.
Satsuko! Don't die!
Satsuko! Don't! Don't! Satsuko!
Wow! Wow!
Satsuko! You will fall and die!
Stop it! Satsuko!
You will die!
You will die! Stop it, Satsuko!
Lastly, one-man police station at 24 o'clock.
Yanagisawa's cigarette radio, which chases away the rioters,
is no longer a traditional Japanese game.
Beep! Beep! Beep!
One-man-content craftsman, one-man-content craftsman.
Obey guide, four cars, forty motorcycles, Shingo Shingo.
And also...
Maruso, comedian, comedian, one-man-content craftsman.
One-man-content craftsman, one-man-content craftsman.
Please come in!
One-man-content craftsman who never ceases to fascinate people.
His essence lies in the sound effects.
Beep! Beep! Beep!
What are you doing?
Shira-chan!
God's sound effects that AKB members cannot imitate.
Here, we will introduce Shingo Yanagisawa's four kinds of sound effects.
This is tough.
Ah!
Yes, Yanagi-sama was expressing that complicated siren's sound with just one letter of "a".
Next, driving a car.
If a woman does it, her body will definitely be destroyed.
It has a very dangerous effect.
Wow!
Lastly, a truck's passing sound.
Wow!
An effect sound that cannot be reproduced by Yanagi- sama does not exist in this world!
I had a very good dream today.
You're so naive!
An effect sound given by God.
That is Yanagi-sama's true nature.
Wow!
Until now I thought you were a useless gay, but now that I think about it, you're different.
- Really? - Yes.
- Let's learn from you, AKB. - Yes.
It's okay to say it once in a while. There are things you lack.
- I'll teach you in class today. - Thank you.
First of all, I think what AKB members lack is...
This!
- Scary! - Scary!
- Scary face! - Scary face!
I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you...
- You're different! - You're cute!
- You're young now, so it's okay to sing. - That's right!
- But you're a Tokyo Prince Hotel dinner show.
- That's right! - Singing alone isn't enough!
- Let's see how amazing Shingo-sensei is! - Yes!
If AKB had sound effects, how wonderful would it be?
- Let's watch the VTR. - Yes!
Speaking of AKB concert openings, this song!
The members appear on stage with this song, but...
There are no sound effects at all!
What is going on?
Even if you look at AKB's PV, it's the same thing!
They're dancing on the beach, but there are no sound effects!
They're riding bicycles, but there are no sound effects!
That's right, no sound effects are included in any of the songs!
I can't stand such songs anymore!
And so, AKB's songs are mixed with Yanagisawa- sensei's sound effects!
A miraculous collaboration! Here we go!
We're in Tokyo right now!
Tonight, AKB's Yanagisawa-sensei and Yanagisawa- sensei can be together for half a year!
Tonight, you're our witness!
What's wrong with you, guys?!
Guys?!
Where are you?! Where are you?! Where are you?!
Hey! You guys!
I see.
You're better than me.
4 o'clock! 4 o'clock! Up!
Right, left and right!
I like you.
I like you...
Yamamoto-kun.
Oh my!
He took off his tail!
He took off!
Ah, he squeezed the window and shot it.
The people below must be saying "Ah, he shot it."
Ah! Someone give me some money!
Give me some money!
On my way! Because...
Hey! What is this?!
Let's cut here.
Wonderful!
Really amazing!
What is amazing is that Shingo-san is laughing the most!
I want to thank the staff!
This is amazing, isn't it?!
I'm happy!
How is it?!
I feel like I have to do this!
Right?!
This collaboration is really good!
It's really cool!
If we do this, I think it will be exciting!
It will be exciting, right?!
It's already included in the next work, isn't it?!
Right?!
I think there is something else that AKB doesn't have enough of!
Is there?!
I've been saying it for a long time!
I was wondering what it was... and it was this!
Yes, yes!
This is it!
This is not enough!
There is no "gay"!
Yes, from now on...
"gay"!
Yes, that's right!
Can we do it?!
As I thought!
It has to be "gay"!
I see, I see!
When you are young and cute, you say "hello"!
"Hello"!
But when you are in your 20s, you say "hello"!
Gradually, in your 30s...
"Hello"!
In your 40s...
"Hello"!
In your 60s...
"Hello"!
In your 70s...
"Hello, good evening"!
No, no!
It was more interesting in your 80s!
In your 80s!
"Hello, good evening"!
You are...
Do you understand?!
I understand, I understand!
You are young and cute!
You are cute!
You say "cute"!
But from now on...
You have to survive by yourself!
I see!
The entertainment world is harsh!
Of course!
Without "gay"!
So I think it would be good...
If there is one "gay"!
For example...
What would you like?
Well...
It can't be helped...
Today...
I will...
Look at the policeman!
You're going to teach me, right?
Yes!
Put your hands like this.
Relax.
Put your hands like this.
This is what happens when you're young.
This is what happens when you're not young.
His joints...
This is what happens when you're young!
You're not young!
You're so young!
Say "ah".
"Ah".
Lower your voice.
"Ah".
Can I do it alone?
"Ah" "Ah" "Ah"
Not good at all.
The contact is too slow.
More "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah"
Higher "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah"
That's quite good!
That's good.
You have to stop.
"Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah"
"Beep" "Beep" "Beep"
Please do it!
Please!
Stand up!
Stop there and do it.
"Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Ah" "Beep" "Beep"
Beep
Wataru.
Let's try this once.
Let's do it!
Don't end it.
Are you serious?
"Sashihara Pride" competition application.
Receiving on the program site.
For those who have been chosen magnificently,
Sashihara T-shirt will be presented.
Please apply.
A.K.B. challenges the police control.
Capture the outrageous leader, Ariyoshi.
Kanagawa Prefecture Traffic Automation Investigation Team VS.
The outrageous leader.
Investigators were waiting for Rokata.
But one thing.
They won't come.
It was at that time!
The outrageous leader.
From Koika Prefecture, Rainbow Bridge, Etrorro direction,
Two cars, four in total,
And now, at this hour,
The outrageous leader.
Don't stop! You'll get hurt!
Don't stop!
We, investigators, will
coalesce against them.
Don't stop!
Go!
First officer, first place, 05 group, in total,
Thank you very much!
It's been a while!
Thank you very much!
Sosia go! Go! Sosia! Part!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Director!
Bring us Part!
Thank you for your hard work!
Can I say something?
Hey, Shingo's acting is too long!
I wish I was alone.
But it was a good meeting!
Was it good?
It was a good meeting!
This is funny!
Everyone's faces are lively!
Right?
Right!
You all feel like managers, right?
Yes!
Right?!
How was it?
I do it at home.
I do it all the time.
No, you have to wear a helmet.
A helmet?!
You can't do that anymore, right?!
Right?!
You have to know everything!
I do it like this!
If I do it like this, I'll bump into you!
I'm sorry!
You have to do it like this!
I see!
You have to do it like this!
Right?!
Amazing!
You can't think about it all of a sudden!
I see!
Try it now!
Try it!
Wear a helmet!
Good!
So, Shingo-san...
Today is already over.
What?!
I heard it's only 30 minutes...
But it's only 15 or 20 minutes, right?
It seems like it's enough.
Enough?!
You're kidding!
They just remember "ooh"
Then let's do it together!
1, 2...
No!
No, no!
Like this!
It's good, right?
That's right!
Let's do it again next week!
I understand!
Yes!
No, we'll do it 4 weeks in a row!
4 weeks?!
Let's do it!
Thank you very much!
Thank you for your hard work!
You suddenly changed!
Yes, thank you for your hard work!
No, no!
Shingo-san is like that!
What are you saying?!
Thank you for your hard work!
Someone please stop this man! Yanagi Sawa Shingo is still rampaging!
Next week, the Republic of Japan goes to Koshien. Yanagi Sawa Shingo is rampaging again!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
The AKB members challenged a baseball game and wept.
What is their truth?!
Abayon!
(Let's kiss in the summer)
(Until then, I'll wait)
(Instead of running to you, I'll run to you in my arms)