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Good evening. It's started again tonight.
Good evening, Gyoza Republic!
Gyoza Gyoza Republic!
I was listening to AKB.
AKB Gyoza Republic!
Good evening.
Please tell us about this episode.
Yes, this episode is...
It's the first time in such a long time!
The whole world is...
How long?!
New episode!
Tonight, all kinds of long things will appear and the length of the show will be unlimited!
And there will be a trick!
The whole world, how long?!
I wanted to meet you! I wanted to meet you! I wanted to meet you!
Thank you for coming!
The whole world, how long?!
Reporters love long things!
These two people!
The tallest in AKB!
171cm!
Suzuki Shihori!
And the owner of the policy of wanting to be defeated by long things!
Ova Luna!
Is there such a difference?
Longer!
Longest!
I love long things!
It's crazy, isn't it?
The whole world, how long?!
Super long!
The first question is about a long car!
Ah!
Isn't it that car?
Look!
That's where the car with the super long body came from!
It's long!
This is a special American Ford-made limousine!
As you can see, it has a super long body with eight windows!
Even if A.K.A.B. spreads out both hands, it's still super long!
If you go inside...
A truly gorgeous interior.
Of course, it's long enough for A.K.A.B. to drive in it.
It's this long!
It's long!
The cost of this long limousine is 4,000 million yen!
How many meters is this car, which took so much effort to extend?
Compared to the longest president's nose in the entertainment world...
Under the president's nose...
It's about 600 times as long!
Here's the question.
How many meters is this long car, which took so much effort to extend?
Everyone in the studio, please answer!
How many meters is it? It's 600 pieces under the president's nose!
Please answer!
15 meters!
1,200 meters!
1,200 meters?!
It's only 1.2 kilometers!
You're wrong!
It's not even 1.2 kilometers!
Let's measure it!
Long, long, longest!
Wow!
How long is it?
The length of this car is 12 meters!
That's right! It's almost the same length of a large tourist bus!
12 meters!
And this is the owner, Mr. Togawa.
He made this car as a hobby.
It's fun!
However, since it's a waste of a car,
Mr. Togawa is providing a service of driving around Kawaguchiko for free to those who order a set of 5,000 yen at a post office in Kawaguchiko, which is managed by the owner.
Since it is 12 meters long, it is quite difficult to drive.
The intersection with an angle cannot be turned at once.
In addition, if you park in an ordinary parking lot,
you have to turn it over and over again.
Finally, the parking has been completed for the ninth time.
Moreover, since more than half of the car body protrudes, it is troublesome.
In addition, this limousine has such a problem!
That's right! Even if you come all the way here today, you can only drive 1 liter at the fastest speed.
You can't help it because of the transportation costs.
You can drive with only 1 liter of gasoline!
It costs 50,000 yen to travel around Tokyo.
Transportation costs are the worst cars!
How long is the world?
The second question is "long yakiniku"!
The long-loved food has come to "Meimon", a yakiniku restaurant on Yotsuya Hillside.
Inside the restaurant, there are photos of famous people who have visited.
Among them are Soria Abemoto, Honda soccer players, and even Yasushi Akimoto's autographs.
I heard that this yakiniku restaurant has a long menu.
When I ordered the menu, I got a long meat like a rope!
It's long!
This long meat is a hormone, the longest part of a cow, the small intestine, and it is served in one meal.
Its length is about 5.75 times that of Kojima's small intestine.
Here is the question. How long is this long hormone?
Everyone in the studio, please answer!
Now, how long is the hormone?
Kojima-san's is 5.75 times, so it's super easy!
70 meters!
Oh, Ario-san, you're fast!
15.25 meters...
You're fast! You're fast!
Well then, I'd like to measure this long hormone right away!
Spreading the hormone onto a 1 meter wide plate and measuring its length by its folded number...
Ah, it's quite long...
While Ario-san and Ario-san are talking, the hormone is spreading.
Just how long is it?
Please look! It's all lined up!
This is the hormone for one cow!
Just how many times has it been folded onto a 1 meter wide plate?
It's been folded 34 times, so it's 34.5 meters!
And so, the correct answer is 34.5 meters in length!
Because you said 70 meters...
But, why is it possible to spread such a long hormone?
Since this store has a hormone for one cow, you can spread it as a whole if you place an order!
By the way, this time it was 34.5 meters, so it's about 104 servings!
The price is 103,500 yen!
After this, all of the staff ate it deliciously!
Don't eat it!
The 3rd question in "How long is the whole world?" is about the Guinness World Records for eyebrows!
The next person to come is a certain office in Taito Ward.
Here, there is a person with a Guinness World Records for long eyebrows!
It's me!
Oh, you are?
This person is Toshie Kawakami-san, who has a Guinness World Records for eyebrows in length!
However, at first glance, it looks like an ordinary eyebrow, but...
Huh? Huh?
But it's an ordinary length, isn't it?
That's right. Now it's an ordinary length.
Yes, eyebrows are an ordinary length.
What does this mean?
Last September...
Oh, I see.
It was cut a little.
Oh, what a waste!
Actually, this is a loose eyebrow.
It's long!
This is the Guinness World Record eyebrow!
This is a picture of an eyebrow that can be cut.
Wow, it's long!
Look, it's this long!
Indeed, from the left eyebrow to one eyebrow, this was a true eyebrow.
In 2009 Guinness World Record, it was recognized as the longest eyebrow in the world.
Until 2011, it maintained its title of "king" for two years.
By the way, how many centimeters is this eyebrow?
It's about 3.6 times longer than the long and famous Miyazawa Sae's tongue.
Here's a question.
How many centimeters is the Guinness World Record eyebrow?
Everyone in the studio, please answer!
Now, how many centimeters is the Guinness World Record eyebrow?
It's about 3.6 times longer than my tongue.
22 centimeters. 25 centimeters!
Wow, that's a similar answer!
Are you a finalist?
This is Kawakami-san's genuine Guinness World Record certificate.
According to it, it's 17.8 centimeters long.
Oh, I see!
There was a reason for extending eyebrows.
It is said that long eyebrows have good luck and are worshipped all over Japan.
In fact, Kawakami-san also said that when he had long eyebrows, many consumers from overseas flocked in and sales grew steadily.
So, one-point advice for Kojima-san, who wants to grow his eyebrows out right now, aiming for a Guinness World Record!
Making music play for you. Classics are the best!
Yes, they're the best!
Kojima-san too! Let's try!
I don't want it! I don't want it!
"How Long is the Whole World?" Question 4 is "How long is it to use poop?"
It seems that people waiting in line can do long things by using poop, but...
Thank you for your hard work!
Masamune, Ichikawa, and Munehiro, a duo of comedians with the nickname "non-comedians," were there.
Let's have them show us their poop tricks.
First of all, as a demonstration, we'll invite you to the world of "merhens."
Merhens?
Yes!
What kind of "merhens" will they show us by using poop?
Wow, beautiful!
Wow!
The soap bubbles filled with poop are a fantasy that shines like a rainbow!
Wow!
Even more, this rough trick...
Wow!
You can fly further!
What?
You can do that?
You need a whole lot of poop to fly even further.
Yes.
So...
You have to suck in air from the anus and let the poop fill your stomach explode!
I love this show!
By the way, this sound is not poop...
This is burning!
This is the sound of vacuuming the anus out of the anus!
And...
At once, the accumulated air...
- Wow! - Wow!
Here is the question! How many meters did Fukiya fly with her fart? Please answer!
- Well, it's like that... - How many meters did Fukiya fly with her fart?!
- This is NO HINT! - Please answer with your intuition!
- Hinting so far is meaningless, isn't it? - Please answer with your intuition!
- 6 meters! 6 meters! - 8 meters!
- Oh! 8 meters and 6 meters! - Yes! - OK!
Fukiya's Fart
Inhaling lots of air...
...and firing the fart cannon!
- Wow! - Oh!
- Wow! - Wow!
- The air pressure is awesome! - It's incredible!
- It's fantastic! - Even if we catch it with our eyes, it will fly with an impossible speed!
Let's see Fukiya's instantaneous sense of distance in slow motion that can be called a miracle!
As soon as Fukia's tip floated, it drew a line of glory and flew far beyond the horizon.
It is no longer possible to confirm with the naked eye at such a short distance.
Let's measure it right away.
Fukia flew with tremendous momentum.
What is the record?
The record is 8 meters!
Wow!
So, the correct answer is 8 meters!
Great!
I did it!
Wow!
You did it!
Congratulations!
And don't you want to know what a fart comedian's fart smells like?
That's true.
If you actually show it...
If you fart in your body...
So, today we have a non-comedian, Ichikawa-san!
Oh, I'm happy!
I wanted to see you! I wanted to see you! I wanted to see you!
Yay!
Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you!
I'm probably your senior, right?
Yes! You're my big senior.
Don't say that to me!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
You're amazing!
A comedian who can fart freely, Ichikawa Munehiro.
What does his fart smell like?
President, how is it? Do you want to smell it?
No, first of all, it's Miyazawa, right?
No, that's not it!
You're the leader of today's project.
You're in time!
It's okay! It's okay!
You're already a senior!
This is better, right? Miyazawa's is better, right?
You're the big senior!
It's okay! It's okay!
Please! Please!
How does it smell?
You can't show your face, okay?
I'm prepared for a lot of complaints.
Please! Please! Please!
Please!
Let's go!
It stinks!
It doesn't smell at all!
Yes, he is the human air purifier which emits air through a filter called airway.
Do you want to try it?
Let's do it!
The smallest one should go first.
You go first.
No, you go first and I will go first.
That's wrong.
The last one!
Look at me, everyone!
Let's go!
Ah!
I'm sorry!
What will you do about the punishment?
Here is the punishment.
What? What? What?
It's so exciting!
Wait! It's so exciting!
What's wrong with you?
You are blocking the room!
It's only me!
Why did I do it?
Puppuppu, heartpuppu, this is President Ariyoshi's punishment corner!
So, today's punishment is...
"Poop deflating method"!
The name is cool, but I don't like it!
You said it just now, didn't you?
What do you mean by putting your hand in an AKB program?
Why?
Put your face there.
Ichikawa-kun, are you ready?
I will charge it.
Charge it.
Ah!
There is another gun behind this curtain.
Ah! It's a gun! Wait!
It's a gun!
Okay, Ichikawa-kun!
Yes!
Prepare the deflating method!
Ah!
Here we go!
Okay!
"Poop deflating method"!
Fire!
Eat it!
"Poop deflating method" has finally been launched! Will Miyazawa's fate change?!
"Sashihara Pride" corner!
Yay! It's fast!
Well, well...Tagaya-san, for now, please go out with me.
Ah, I got it, I got it.
Well, let's see it.
Yes.
Go ahead.
I'll crush Gojima Haruna!
Come out, you who call me a loser!
"Sashihara Pride"!
This time, Sashihara will challenge...
What kind of match will we have this time?
Don't you know?
I don't know.
No, I don't know.
It's "no sleeves"!
Sashihara has more "no sleeves" than Gojima Haruna.
"No sleeves" is a trio of Gojima Haruna, Takahashi Minami and Minegishi Minami.
The girls who just released their first album a few days ago are riding on "no sleeves" now.
Sashihara has complaints about "no sleeves" song "kimi shika".
What? What?
That famous song "kimi shika" is not a song Gojima Haruna should sing.
Why?
It's a song I should sing.
Eh? Again?
That's right!
"No sleeves" song "kimi shika" is a song Gojima Haruna should sing.
"kimi shika" song "kimi shika" is a song Gojima Haruna should sing
How are you going to fight?
This time I will use this egg.
Sashihara has prepared a boiled egg.
I will eat all the white part of this egg and show you only love.
Shut up.
You only eat white part of egg and make "kimi shika" song.
"kimi shika" song "kimi shika" is a song Gojima Haruna should sing
Shut up.
There it is. It's Nojima-san.
Ah! It's the same! It's the same!
Not at all!
Ready... Go!
So that's how it is...
If you mess up even a little bit, it's game over.
Carefully, she only takes off her white clothes.
And...
The current time is... 48 seconds.
Kojima Haruna, did you see that?
Sashihara is really suitable for "No Sleeves"! Bring it on!
So that's how it is... Huh?
No way! No way!
What's up?
I'm sorry, but Sashihara is in the studio right now.
Hello!
What are you doing here?
It's been a while.
It's been a while, but I'm here to ask you for a favor.
What is it?
If you win the game today, please put me in "No Sleeves"!
Is that okay with you?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I'll do my best! I'll do my best!
I'll do my best, Captain! I'll do my best!
You can win the game.
You can win.
Oh, I see.
Let's do it right away.
These are the eggs I prepared.
Are you okay with those eggs?
You're cheating!
No, no, no! It's in the rules!
It's in the rules!
In the rules?
In the rules, if you go under 48 seconds, Kojima will leave "No Sleeves" and Sashihara will go in.
Really?
I'll break the shell and eat it until it becomes yolk.
Are you ready?
Five! I got you!
Huh?
I got you!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Did you think it was a boiled egg?
I didn't think you'd really get caught.
I didn't think you'd get caught.
It's a raw egg, you idiot!
Kojima, you idiot!
Everyone, thank you for waiting.
The punishment for fear, "Puking Wave Law".
Well then, "Puking Wave Law", fire!
Take this!
Ta-dah!
Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic's mobile site.
"FLASHMACHI-UKE", which supports Sai Miyazawa's entrance exams and job hunting, and...
"MEGAMI NO SASAYAKI MOVIE" have started streaming.
Good morning! It's morning!
Hurry up and wake up and hug Sai!
Ichikawa-kun!
Yes!
Prepare "Puking Wave Law"!
Here we go!
Well then, "Puking Wave Law", fire!
Take this!
The miraculous footage captured by the camera, Onara Wave Cannon!
One more time in slow motion!
Before that, Ameiba-Pig designed by Ariyoshi A.K.B. and Miyazawa Sai are now on sale!
Well then, Onara Wave Cannon, fire!
Take this!
Space Battleship Yamato!
I never thought this day would come in my life!