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A good AKB ally, Amoeba Pig! The red duffle coat designed by Sae Miyazawa is now on sale!
Just the other day, AKB faced their greatest danger.
They transformed into monsters!
Monsters attack people and destroy cities, AKB!
You can't just leave it like this!
Protect the world from monster-like AKB!
Super Natural Gourmet!
What?!
W-what?! What is this?!
Good evening! Tonight we're back with another episode of "Are you AKB Kyoku-kun?" Yay!
Today's guests are these members!
Hi! I'm Miyazawa Sae of Team K! Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Please tell us about today's show!
Today's show is...
Save the monster and the AKB! Super Natural Gourmet!
After various days of year-end and new year,
AKB members were extremely exhausted.
And now, a series of fear is going to attack the debilitated idols.
Rescue AKB who is turning into natural... Super Natural Gourmet!
Kyaaaaa!
This is...
Huh?
A parasitic monster is attacking Ichikawa's dressing room...
Who would have thought that would happen?
What's wrong, Ichikawa?!
Kyaa!
Kyaaaaaa!
Is something wrong?!
Pintaro-sensei!
What?
Pintaro-sensei is an occult researcher.
He is the first person in his family who has published many books about paranormal phenomena.
He is a decent person!
This is completely prepared for AKB!
Again...
A demon is stuck in Ichikawa.
Just like in the movie "Exorcist",
humans covered in demons will eventually roll down the road of destruction.
At this rate, Ichikawa will be in danger!
In order to save Ichikawa, a group of people visited this shop in Shinagawa.
Huh? What are you doing?
She is Juzen of a Kampo cuisine specialty store.
Ms. Bintaro will use this shop's Kampo cuisine
and attempt to exorcise Ichikawa's demons!
Thank you for waiting!
This is a pot that exorcises evil spirits.
It's called "poisonous waste pot".
"Poisonous waste pot"!
This "poisonous waste pot" is used to increase metabolism and exorcise toxins from the body.
Even demons can use this pot for exorcising demons!
"Spicy soup" and "Delicious soup"
Shut up!
Two types of soup are used as a base.
The main ingredient is Okinawa black pig.
It has a refreshing taste, low in fat and is very healthy.
The demon's health can be restored with this.
Really?
Can Ichikawa, who ate "spicy soup", exorcise demons?
It's delicious!
I want to eat "delicious soup", but I can't stop eating it!
It's very effective.
How did you do it?
Let me show you a picture of a demon that Ichikawa captured.
This is it.
Demons do exist.
Pay attention to the right corner of the photo.
Demons appeared in the abandoned factory.
In fact, in addition to this photo, there is a photo that captures the same demon, even though the photographer and location are completely different.
Here it is.
In the photo of a company's annual meeting, a demon with exactly the same face as before is said to be.
In fact, it is said that the demon is a human under a certain condition.
What do you mean?
Demons are mainly attached to women.
Demons are easy to attach to women with psychological and physical fatigue.
Yes, it is easy for an AKB member to become a demon's target.
Ichika wants to win against the demon and return to AKB members.
Ichika carries soup in her mouth one by one with a little reason left.
Then...
I want to become a fresh lemon.
No, you can't.
Oh, what's wrong with me?
Great! She succeeded in washing away demons with a poisonous waste disposal pot!
I want to be a fresh lemon!
I'm glad you saved me!
In this way, Ichika safely regained her lemon character.
But the tragedy is not over yet.
I went back to the meeting with the staff again.
What kind of meeting do you have?
A scream came from Kato Rena's dressing room.
I didn't think it would be like that.
What's wrong, Kato?
Kato Rena, who is wandering around the dressing room in a different form, is there!
Kato Rena! Kato Rena!
Watch out!
What's wrong, Mr. Yamaguchi?
I'm totally a zombie.
Mr. Yamaguchi doesn't have any power.
"Zombie"?
A monster revived by a dead human,
has a decayed skin and attacks people out of greed.
In the movie directed by George A. Romero,
the attacked human also turns into a zombie.
Why are you doing this to me?
It's crazy, though.
At this rate, AKB is in danger!
In order to cure Kato, who has become a zombie,
they came to this shop in Ikebukuro.
Ikebukuro?
What kind of dish will be effective for zombies?
Thank you for waiting.
It's not that scary.
It looks like J. Den. Smith.
It's genuine collagen soup noodles.
Genuine collagen soup noodles?
Collagen-rich noodles that are good for the skin.
With this, even a zombie's decayed skin will return to its plump skin.
However, can we expect any effect from a zombie who can't even say decent words?
Delicious. This is delicious collagen soup noodles.
(slurping)
(laughing)
He was trying to say something just now.
(laughing)
(clapping)
(laughing)
Even a zombie can't say decent words.
The collagen soup's base is domestically brewed for six hours.
In addition, it doesn't use any additives such as preservatives.
It's perfect for a healthy zombie.
It's perfect for such soups because it's an original noodle that doesn't use any additives.
Its smooth texture goes perfectly with collagen soup.
In addition, this noodle has a mysterious effect.
Actually, noodles have an anti-aging effect.
Have you ever eaten soba when you were young?
Noodles remove evil spirits and wish for happiness to last for a long and thin time in the future.
Doctor, we're in trouble!
Lena's nose is getting more and more swollen.
(groaning)
(laughing)
(groaning)
Not even for a second...
Huh? What's wrong with me?
Excellent! She successfully cured her zombie face with genuine collagen soup noodles!
(laughing)
Kato has safely returned to human form.
But...
The real fear awaits her after this.
Huh? There's more?
Thank you for today, Doctor!
No, no, it's my pleasure.
Shima tells Dr. Bintaro how grateful she is.
At that moment...
Something strange happens to her body!
Huh?!
Why?!
Whoa, what's this?!
Whoa...
She's gotten pretty big.
She's totally turned into a giant!
That's right, Marshmallow Man!
A giant's fear that doesn't go away no matter what AKB does.
But it's...
Just like Ghost Busters' Marshmallow Man...
It's a terrifying phenomenon that turns you into an evil ghost!
Whoa!
She's so cute!
To save Shimada from becoming a giant...
They've come to Shimaia, in Okubo.
But here...
There's a savior called Herb Sisters, who aren't Ghost Busters!
Herb Sisters...
We're in trouble...
We couldn't go in...
Shimada...
She's become a giant!
Huh?!
That's terrible!
Huh?
Wait a minute...
Will Herb Sisters...
Use what kind of food to save Shimada?!
Thank you for waiting!
Whoa...
Estesavuriopsal, right?
This is...
Korean-style pork belly...
Mixed with rosemary, which has an esthetic effect...
An original menu!
That's right!
This esthetic effect...
Will turn Shimada, who's become a giant, back to her original size!
Herb Sisters' skills come with an origami...
The Herb Sisters handle...
A total of 40 types!
Depending on your goal...
You can combine different Herbs!
As soon as it's cooked, it's effect appears!
From the smell of Herb being heated and thrown away...
We can expect the effect of being thrown away!
Can Shimada really return to his original size?!
Here you go!
How is it?
Esthetic effect of burning fat you hate...
And aroma effect of calming down your violent personality...
Then, there's a change in Shimada's size!
His body is becoming more and more slim!
Ah! I'm back to my original size!
Many paranormal phenomena have attacked us.
In order for such things to never happen again...
We have to be very careful in our physical condition management!
I'm glad you came today!
Yes! Ah, Sensei! It's a beautiful full moon!
Sensei, what's wrong?! Sensei! Sensei, what are you doing?!
Sensei, are you okay?! Sensei! Sensei!
Why did you leave a mystery behind? Let me finish!
Yes!
It's not "yes"!
Kato, do you have any memories of becoming a zombie?
No!
None? Not at all?
Not at all!
If you see me now, you'll be surprised, right?
Yes! I'll be surprised!
Sensei! Sensei! Sensei!
Sensei?!
Yes!
Then, let's make these two suspicious people become zombies and feel their fear!
This picture will be turned into a zombie now.
Turned into a zombie?
That's right.
Well then, I'll turn you into a zombie.
Feels good!
Not only this...
And next, Kojima-san!
It's Kojima-san after all!
Then, I'll turn you into a zombie.
Scary!
What's wrong?!
Come back to this world!
Zombie suits you!
But I've had this app for a while now and I'm tired of it.
Kojima-san!
Me too!
What should we do?
I'm sorry!
What?!
What are you doing?!
Sensei!
Sensei, what's wrong?!
Sensei!
What's wrong?!
But I'm tired of it!
I'm sorry!
You know it!
I'm sorry!
That's right.
I'm pissed off!
Good evening.
I'm Kojima-san who has become an alien.
I'm President Ariyoshi's wife!
Did you see how she made you do such a stupid thing?!
You bastard!
You idiot!
What's so funny about this?!
It's fun!
And so, as a punishment for Miyazawa...
I'll put a curse on your property!
What do you mean?!
Bring it back!
Wait a minute! Really?!
Good! Good! Good! Really?!
Now, this is... Do you know? Really?!
Miya-san's... Wait a minute! Really?!
Private bag, isn't it?
You cursed me a little... Wait a minute! You're kidding, right?!
Open the bag. No! No! Really!
There's no frog in it, is there?! There's no frog in it!
No way! That's not a curse! Seriously, stop it!
That's a prank, isn't it?! No, it's not!
I cursed you!
What is it?!
What is it?! What is this?!
Huh?! Wait a minute!
Take one out and look at it.
What is this?!
This is the crab shell that the staff ate at the New Year's party.
Stop it! Stop it!
That's right! It's crab shell!
Stop it! Seriously, stop it!
Amazing, isn't it?!
Amazing! It's intense!
This is... a curse!
It's not a curse!
Also, the curse will continue.
Why?!
Open the bag.
It looks good!
Nikuman, please eat it.
I'll eat it!
It's good, isn't it?
Try opening it.
It's good.
Wait a minute!
Huh?!
It's a ring I know of!
You know of it?!
It's a ring I know of!
That's right! It's Miyazawa's name!
He put his ring in the nikuman!
What?!
How is this romantic curse?!
How is it?!
Please do it for me!
Why me?!
It's in my pocket!
It stinks!
I want to throw it away!
Really?!
Is it important?!
If it's important, put it in your bag!
I put it in my bag!
Put it in your bag!
Accessories!
What is it?!
Thank you!
It stinks!
The last one!
"Nukadoko"!
It's meaningless!
Open it!
What is it?!
There is something in it!
Wait!
What is it?!
It's mine and yours!
What is it?!
This is slimy!
What is it?!
I can't see it!
It looks delicious!
That's terrible!
It's only for breakfast.
That's all for "Accessories Corner"!
It stinks!
If you think you're good, come out!
SASHIHARA PRIDE
Today, Sashihara will challenge Kojima.
Good evening. I'm Kojima Haruna.
You're funny sometimes.
Today, I'll use my greatest weapon and challenge you.
Kojima Haruna's greatest weapon is her crazy lips.
Kojima Haruna's lips pierce Kojima Haruna's heart like a poisonous needle.
This time, I'll use only my lips and challenge Kojima Haruna.
Sashihara's proposal is to measure the volume of Kojima Haruna's lips when she kisses Kojima Haruna.
Hello, dad? I'm not a child forever.
It's been three years since I left Tokyo.
This city grew up in Kyushu and it was too cold for me.
In order to endure the cold of winter, I had to grow up a little.
Kojima Haruna, I'll win today for sure.
The battle scene is in Tokyo Dome City, Raku.
From the spectators who can see the city, Sashihara will release her true kiss.
"Most Sexy Rib of AKB".
Sashihara will be reborn in order to take back that title from Kojima.
Sashihara will send a message to her fans all over the world.
"This year, I'll sell it in a sexy way".
A kiss filled with such a message will soar in the sky of Tokyo.
Shihara...
How stupid...
Tadema's record is 80.1 decibels.
To defeat Kojima Haruna, her feelings changed one pure girl into a woman.
Finally, she broke her own shell and entered Shihara.
What will happen in the match?
This time, it's more valuable to make a louder "chupa" sound.
Miyaza-san, are you confident?
Yes, I am.
Please do it. Please do it lightly.
Yes, I understand.
Let's do it.
How is it?
The record is...
Tadema's record is 85.3 decibels.
I'm glad I won!
And now, the battle of their lives.
Kojima and Haruna are off!
Kojima-san, please win.
I'm fine like this.
With a light heart.
She's been making fun of you a lot.
That picture is awful, isn't it?
I didn't like it here.
Let's win.
Next up is Kojima-san's challenge.
Let's go!
Will the battle end after the commercial?
On the program's mobile site, "Fresh Lemon Chuck Voice" is being praised.
I want to be "Fresh Lemon"!
Finally, Kojima and Haruna will challenge "Chupa".
Will they be able to make a bigger "Chupa" than Sashihara's record of 80.1 decibels?
Let's begin the battle!
How is it?
The current record is 81.6 decibels.
Today's "Chupa" is...
I see. Since Sashihara's record is 80.1 decibels, Kojima-san has won.
Sashihara, you idiot!
Kishi vs Bush
That legendary match is happening again!
I have come from the land of the dead. I am the Flaming Stopper Samurai!
Wow!
"Armor Series" Part 4. It is now streaming with a smiley face!
It's a match!