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Tonight, there is a new page in human history.
Unidentified creature captures Yuma!
Wow!
I got caught!
Tonight you will be a miraculous witness!
Three, two, one...
Open!
Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic Yuma Capture Special!
Did you capture it?
What?
Wow!
You did it!
I did it!
Wow!
Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic mobile site!
You can only get it here!
Takahashi Minami's mobile phone is waiting for you!
We are giving you a lot of praise!
Tonight, Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic started!
It's what the rabbit said.
I see!
That woman is smart.
As expected!
Yes!
What kind of project did you bring this time?
Yes! Here is the project!
Yuuma Capture Great Operation II
To tell you the truth...
Yuuma has been captured!
What!?
Wow!
That's great!
I'm looking forward to it!
Then, Sashi, imitating Nyan Nyan...
Me?
Mediana! Dardon!
You look like her!
As expected!
An Identified Mysterious Animal - Yuuma
The reason why Yuuma became known all over the world...
...was this one picture.
A dinosaur-like creature captured in Nesco.
Named "Nessie", its existence revolutionized the world.
We still can't find any sightings of it.
The other day...
A small part of Nessie's back was captured...
...and it became a hot topic all over the world.
In addition...
Nessie and Yuuma's representative animal...
...is "Bigfoot".
It is about 3 meters in length...
...and weighs more than 200 kilograms.
The appearance of this mysterious creature...
...shocked the whole world.
And...
The other day...
A picture that is thought to be Bigfoot's growth was also publicized.
A growth that is completely different from humans and monkeys...
...made Bigfoot's existence more certain.
Yuuma is gaining attention all over the world again.
And among them...
...there is one Yuuma that is the most popular right now.
And that is...
"Cobit"!
According to "Cobit" magazine, which studied this creature...
...at the moment...
"Cobit" magazine, which studied this creature...
...found 27 kinds of "cobit" and one of them was caught by chance.
- What are you taking? - A photo.
- What's that? - What's that?
- Is it real? - No, it's not.
- No, it's not.
Did you notice?
The "cobit" jumping out of the shadow of a tree and attacking a bird...
...is clearly captured.
"Cobit" is confirmed to have various habits...
...from carnivorous and ferocious creatures...
...to plants-eating quiet creatures.
We began further investigation of "cobit"...
...where we wrote a number of books about unidentified creatures...
...and asked Dr. Yamaguchi, who is known as the first person to study "cobit"...
- Are there really "cobit" creatures? - Yes, there are "cobit" creatures.
- Really? - Really?
Here is a photo proving that statement.
In this photo, which was taken in Shinjuku...
...we can clearly see "cobit" creatures.
Please pay attention to the sign in the center.
Isn't there a little man sitting on the sign?
This kind of "cobit" has the most information about "cobit" creatures...
...and it also proves that we encountered "cobit" creatures.
"Cobit" creatures do exist.
To further confirm that statement, we will try to capture "cobit" creatures.
A...
K...
B...
Laboratory!
Let's go!
We thought this project was reckless, but...
Let's go!
Hey! I got caught!
We referred to "kobito observation mission".
With this mission, it's easy to catch kobito by identifying their characteristics and setting appropriate traps.
So first of all, let's see how to catch "little hanagashira", a carnivorous kobito.
What you need is a sturdy rope and a sturdy cage made of iron.
Hang this on a tree and put "little hanagashira"'s favorite meat under it.
Then...
Oh my! "little hanagashira" really appeared in that smell, didn't it?
And when the kobito group is absorbed in the meat, lower the cage.
Well done! You caught it!
However, since it's a fierce species that can attack people, it's important to blow whiskey on it and let it get drunk before you take it home.
You need to be very careful when you catch it.
In addition to such little flower heads, there are many dangerous youmas that are said to attack people in the world.
A representative one is the youma "oni" that has been passed down since ancient Japan.
It has been feared as a monster that attacks people since ancient times.
"Oni" is actually found in "oni no hone" and "oni no miira" and is preserved in various places.
Some of them are more than two meters in size and are very creepy and unpleasant.
"Oni" was thought to be an artificial creature, but its "miira" has been discovered.
The horn that grows from the head.
In the place where this "miira" was discovered, there is a legend that "oni" appeared and it is said that it is "oni no miira".
In addition to this, there are "miira" of dolls that appear in various documents around the world.
"kappa" of "miira" with a characteristic head plate.
There are many traces of youmas that were thought to be artificial creatures.
And according to "kobito" document, there are species of youmas that leave traces among youmas.
It is "kusamadara okobito" with a decorative and cowardly nature.
They like grasslands and especially love yellow flowers.
Let's see how to catch such "kusamadara okobito".
First of all, like you love grass and yellow flowers, draw a picture on a cardboard.
And make an entrance to invite "kusamadara okobito".
Pass a thread like a leg around it and put a bell on the ceiling.
Finally, if you sprinkle honey on your favorite yellow flower, "wana" is completed.
Thank you for watching.
Will "kusamadara okobito" appear?
Immediately, "kusamadara okobito" appeared on "suzu no ne".
Looking at the video of another camera set up, "kusamadara okobito" appeared on "suzu no ne".
"suzu no ne" was surprised and lost his mind.
If you catch "suzu no ne", you can easily capture "suzu no ne".
If it's so easy, I'm sure you can capture "suzu no ne" and make "wana" immediately.
And originally, only yellow flowers are put in this completed box, but this time...
In order to increase the effect of "wana", we will also display photos of "noselibus" that have just been released and are now on glue.
I'm sure "kusamadara okobito" will also appear because of its charm.
Two people set up "wana" with photos of "noselibus" in "kusamadara okobito" and wait for "kobito".
Will "kobito" really appear?
While we wait for "kobito", let's introduce "gyodai youma" which has been captured before.
Speaking of "gyodai youma", this year in Okinawa, a huge lump of meat has arrived.
It is called "zoku ni burobu" and it has no bones, organs or organs at all.
That white "gyodai youma" is 6 meters in length and has no bones at all in its body.
Because of its size, it is hard to think of it as an insect-eating animal such as squid and its identity is still shrouded in mystery.
And similar creatures like this one have been confirmed in South America and Chile.
In addition, "gyodai youma" which has become so huge that it is unthinkable has also been captured.
It is a fish swimming in the sea.
Yes, this is "gyodai youma".
In recent years, "gyodai youma" which is much larger than humans has been captured from time to time.
At that time, although they were waiting for a "kobito" to appear, it was hard for them to appear.
So they decided to try another different "kobito" capture.
What they will try next is "kakuremomojiri" which means "peach in love".
The way of capturing is to tie your favorite peach to a tree and dig a hole under it.
If you hide it in a newspaper so that no one can find it, "kakuremomojiri" which means "peach in love" will come to you.
"kakuremomojiri" appears from the shadow of a tree.
When the peach is caught, it moves to the top of the tree.
And it jumps to the peach in love.
The peach fell down and was successfully caught.
"kakuremomojiri" has a habit of protecting peaches.
By covering the peach, it will fit into the pit of the peach.
And just like a peach, it is easy to hurt, so gently pick it up with your fingers and carry it with your favorite peach and it will make you happy.
Immediately, you hang your favorite peach and make a trap.
Will "kakuremomojiri" appear?
In addition...
I saw a picture of "mothribus" earlier, so let's put "sashihara"'s favorite "gooboo cushion" on it.
When caught in a trap, like "sashihara"'s "onara"
If you make a loud noise, it is obvious that "kakuremomojiri" has been caught.
Can you catch "kobito" this time?
There is a picture of a creature that was actually thought to be fake being photographed.
Is it a living thing or an unidentified flying object?
There is something I don't know.
ittamomen
This is a mountain in Hyogo Prefecture.
You can see it if you look at the continuous photos.
An object about 30 meters in diameter keeps climbing up the mountain.
In addition, I think this is "ittamomen" that our ancestors saw in the Edo period.
If you look at the continuous photos of that thin and long object flying,
"ittamomen" is moving like it is flying in the sky.
It is hard to think of it as a bird or insect because of its thin and large cloth.
This time, we will catch "mori" and "iri" mountains with two kinds of traps in order to capture "kobito".
If it is the sound of bells, it is "kusamadara okobito".
If it is the sound of "moomoo cushion", it is "kakure momojiri".
Can "kobito" be captured?
The sound of "moomoo cushion" finally succeeded in capturing "kobito".
Is it over?
It's over.
Then, goodbye.
AKB Republic, see you next week.
It's "ittamomen".
Is it "ittamomen"?
Let's call the TV industry development "kobito".
"kobito"!
- What is it? - I'm nervous.
I'll open the curtains.
3, 2, 1...
Open!
This time, we captured a lemon fairy, Fresh Lemon.
How do you feel now that you're fully equipped?
I'm sorry, but what should we do?
This time, we'll give you a reward instead.
It's President Ariyashi's reward segment!
Wow!
This time, we have a reward prepared by an animal expert, Punk Machida.
Along with the cute animals in this Yuma Box,
you can announce North Leaves' first album!
Shall we start with You first?
One, two...
It's a bullfrog.
Is it alive?
You is a cute hand-drawn bullfrog.
Next is M.
It's a cockroach!
M is a cockroach world idol, Madagascar cockroach.
We're used to this.
It's cute.
Let's open "A".
What's "A"?
It's a red-legged mackerel.
"A" is a sweet red-legged mackerel that can be bitten by anyone.
This is my most recommended one.
That's my most recommended one.
Of course, it's a red-legged mackerel.
It's an expression of love, isn't it?
That's right.
It's a red-legged mackerel.
Choose one of these cute red-legged mackerels you like and announce it together.
This one is good, too.
Which one do you like?
There are three of them.
Leave me alone!
This one is good, too.
No!
Don't come!
Who will hold it?
Captain will hold it.
Only at times like this, Captain will hold it.
While you are holding it, you can promote it.
I will hold it like this.
Good, good.
Please do your best.
Will they be able to announce it safely?
From poor idols who invest their money in Nato Koshima Haruna to...
Viewers, please go to sleep.
It's time for "Sashihara Pride".
Good night.
Do you like "Sashihara Pride"?
I don't remember anything from last time.
Of course you don't.
I will crush Kojima Haruna!
Come out, you who call me a loser!
"Sashihara Pride"!
Sashihara Pride
This time, Sashihara will challenge Kojima Haruna with...
What is it?
The first thing that comes to her mind is the sour taste of dried plums.
Sashihara says that dried plums and Kojima Haruna have a great relationship.
What could it be?
This mouth.
This is Kojima Haruna's best face.
This small mouth that looks like a sweet stick is Kojima Haruna's best face.
This time, Sashihara intends to compete in Kojima's field, but what kind of game is it?
We will have a seed-throwing match.
This match is a seed-throwing match between dried plums and dried plums.
Every year, seed-throwing matches are held all over Japan and Kojima is the best at it.
Kojima is in a completely blue state.
Last night, Sashihara told his parents about his determination.
Yes, I will definitely beat Kojima.
If anything happens, please take care of me.
Don't do that.
See you.
It seems that Sashihara is prepared to die in this match.
Futsal court was chosen as the battlefield.
A hot seed-throwing match with dried plums and dried plums is being held.
Sashihara has challenged Kojima many times and then lost.
I can't lose anymore.
Sashihara has challenged Kojima many times and then lost.
I can't lose anymore.
For the people who support him and for Sashihara's own pride, Kojima will not lose.
A secret investment in his heart.
Sashihara Quality awakened here.
The seed of umeboshi, which put everything into idol life, drew a magnificent treasure battle.
Shio is also prepared for the first match.
The record is...
The current record is 4.9 meters.
Kojima Haruna!
Don't make this face anymore!
Will Kojima be able to get rid of Shio?
We've come to a different studio.
The two of you will be challenging the seeding of umeboshi.
First, Mayu will challenge the record of 4.9 meters.
You're going to make a face, aren't you?
Mayu is cute!
Now, please sow the seed!
Will she be able to break Shio's record of 4.9 meters?
2.36 meters!
Well, I don't care about Nabe-san.
Now, Kojima Haruna will challenge the seeding of umeboshi!
She did it! She's ready!
Now, please sow the seed, Kojima-san!
Now, let's see how far the salesperson has gone!
Could Kojima really break the record of 4.9 meters?!
But before that, there's good AKB partnership, Ameiba-ping news!
Mayu-yuu's design of rabbit-year anniversary look features a cute pink!
AKB48 is completely attached to all activities of 2010.
Sowing the seed competition!
Could Kojima break the record of 4.7 meters?!
4.75 meters!
Kojima-san has beaten Sashihara!
Please send a message to Sashihara.
Sashihara, you idiot!
That's all from Sashihara Pride!
Thank you for waiting! PR time with Takahashi Minami and Ushigaeru!
Will we be able to announce it safely?!
Oh, we can do it!
Now, please announce it!
Yes!
"No Sleeves"'s concert album "No Sleeves" is currently on sale!
Each member has their own version, so please check them all!
Sashihara, thank you in advance!
Nooo!