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"Watanabe Mayu" produces "AMEBA FIG".
Second issue for popularization, sale confirmed!
The rabbit and anniversary look, which is based on next year's picture, starts selling today!
This is the same as "Mayuyu" in 2011!
Tonight's "Ariyoshi AKB Kyoge national anthem" is...
"Why, why is it? It's "Chinchin Tensha", right?"
Comedians reveal new stories about AKB!
No mistakes in 30 minutes!
Second "AKB Thank You Festival" comedian story festival special!
"Kyowa country quiz" here!
During this broadcast, how many times will Kojima Haruna say "Chinchin Tensha"?
Second "AKB Thank You Festival" comedian story festival special!
Today, we have comedians from all over the world who have come together to create a story about AKB.
Just for this show, comedians from all over the world have come together to create a story about AKB.
First lady Kojima Haruna will be representing AKB in this tough decision.
The winner will receive a special reward!
Let's go! Here is the first comedian!
Ah, I'm hungry. Where should I eat? Ah, here it is!
AK Burger. I've never heard of it. Let's go in.
Welcome! Hello! Welcome to AK Burger, where you can meet AKB-like customers!
Is there such a thing as "AKB-like customers"?
I've always wanted to meet you! Yes! You!
Ah, is that how it is? That's great!
Thank you! Thank you!
Ah, I'm here to eat a hamburger.
A hamburger for 48 yen.
I don't need a 48-yen one. Can I have one?
One.
One, please.
I'll have a ponytail and a scarf.
I don't need it.
Why would you have a ponytail and a hamburger?
It's like a human hair.
Scary, scary, scary!
I don't need it.
One hamburger, please.
Understood!
One nugget, please!
What did you order?
Why are you giving it to her?
I only have one hamburger.
Don't say it like it's a big diamond.
What do you mean, "a diamond"?
I'm still a beginner.
Isn't that your usual way of speaking?
My part-time job shifts a lot.
It's a heavy rotation.
You can do whatever you want.
I live across the river.
That has nothing to do with it.
I'm sorry. It's like an excuse, maybe.
It's not "maybe"!
Don't say it like it's a big diamond!
Why are you crying?
No way...
It's a tear-supply.
It came out!
That's enough! Hurry up and bring it!
Understood!
Here are your orders.
Three chicken nuggets and a ponytail and a scarf!
You didn't order anything, did you?
You made a mistake!
I made a mistake! I made a mistake! I made a mistake! Yes!
But it's a lot of money!
That's enough!
Thank you very much!
Now, Kojima-san, please give us your order!
What is it?
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
What is it?
Five hundred yen!
That's great!
From the first appearance, her heart-shaped T-shirt was so cute that she passed the audition!
That's great!
It has nothing to do with it!
If you say it like that, it's like that!
Do you think it's a reunion with "Sea of Bone"?
It's not a reunion!
It's the first time in three years and nine months!
I missed you! I missed you! Yeah! You!
Do you really think so?
Do you really think you missed me?
If an AKB member confessed his love for you...
If my feelings for you don't change after you graduate from AKB...
I'll accept it.
You're delusional.
Kojima Haruna has recently gotten better at saying "kissing train".
Please.
Kissing train.
You're delusional.
Kissing train.
Kissing, kissing, kissing train.
Turn around, everyone, turn around!
Thank you very much.
Now, Kojima-san, please give us your decision.
Same choice!
As expected of a sales professional.
How was it, Kamiya-san?
It's been a while since I've heard "nan de daro" and it's changed.
Thank you.
"shisabisa ni ki" and "togi" exist.
"nan de daro" and "togi" exist.
It's funny!
How was it, everyone?
It's been a while!
Since we're talking about AKB, we looked up Yahoo! Knowledge Bag and printed it out and brought it here!
It's pretty good, isn't it?
Don't underestimate us!
To put it simply, Yahoo! Knowledge Bag has stupid questions and stupid answers!
It does!
It's got everything!
You're talking about AKB and stupid things!
There's a lot of stupid questions!
Read it out loud for us!
Read it!
Question!
I'm thinking of dancing an AKB dance at the school festival, what do you think?
Yes, yes, yes...
Answer! Don't defile the sacred AKB!
If you want to dance, test it in front of me!
Who are you?!
I don't know who you are!
Why do I have to check you out once in a while?!
You're crazy!
This is amazing, too!
Recently, Maeda Atsuko-san is in a drama, but why is her acting so bad?!
It's like she's a robot!
That's the kind of drama it is?!
If you're a robot, you're supposed to be a robot!
If you're a robot and look like a cat, you'll be in trouble!
You're crazy!
Answer me! Answer me!
Answer me!
I think you're good!
I think Maeda Atsuko-san's robot is the best in the entertainment world!
There's no one else like you!
You're crazy! You're crazy!
This is amazing, too!
It's amazing!
It's written here, right?!
Question! Why is Kojima Haruna cute and has a nice body, but she smells like countryside and can't get out of it?!
That's bad!
That's really bad, you idiot!
I think you're crazy, but it's just bad!
That's right!
Answer me! Answer me!
That's because you're from Saitama!
That's right!
That's because you're from Saitama!
You don't know anything about Saitama!
You've been to Saitama and Omiya!
Alright, let's go home! Thank you!
Thank you!
Alright, Kojima-san, please give us your verdict!
5 points!
- Congratulations! - Thank you!
- How was it, Miyazawa-san? - Wow!
Even with Yahoo! we didn't really look it up ourselves,
so we learned a lot and it made us laugh a lot, so it was great!
- Wow, that's great! - Thank you!
- But even if you didn't say it today... - Yeah?
...they said you'd really get hurt.
- You can say it here! - You can say it!
- That's right! - We didn't look it up ourselves.
- Well, you said you wouldn't look it up yourself... - That's right!
We definitely wouldn't look it up!
Under the orange hangar
A red butterfly in a bird's nest
Give me a drink, give me a drink too
Osaka, I miss you so much
OK, Pocky-san!
How was it, producer?
It's no good, right?
What?
It's no good, right?
But Pocky-san made a new song for AKB
It doesn't sound like AKB48 at all
If it's not a song like this, it's no good
It's no good, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Hot can coffee in black
Forty-eight cups
Stop it, stop it, stop it!
AKB48 doesn't mean hot can coffee in black and forty-eight cups!
It's not like that!
Aomori Kumamoto bike
Forty-eight hours
What are you talking about?
Go home!
What?
Go home!
Are you OK?
Yes, I'm OK
AKB
That is
Adult videos
Basically
Remove the bra
AKB
That is
Akimoto Yasushi
Because I have money
I won't work part-time
Akimoto Yasushi
Give me money
To us who are poor
AKB
Thank you very much!
Oh, that's not good.
Logic!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
That's great.
What a revolutionary double structure!
I heard that the staff was also a little confused.
I see, I see.
Both of you have done it.
It's a break before you go to the next mic.
It's an easy attack.
Dragon Ball
I'm Vegeta and...
I'm Nappa!
Applause!
That's a dirty applause!
Well, it doesn't matter.
Today, we, Saiyajin, will train with them, AKB48,
and come up with an idol group.
We'll see how popular they are.
Let me show you.
The idol group produced by Saiyajin is...
N.M.S.
Namekusei Forty-Eight!
It's a group of 48 brave Namekusei people.
Of course, they are also divided into three teams.
First, Team "N".
This is Namekusei people's only battle type, Nail's "N".
In other words, it's a team, but it's one.
Next, Team "M".
This "M" is the "M" of the villagers.
Out of 48 people, 46 people are in this team.
I don't know their names or anything else.
In other words, you guys are like researchers!
And last but not least, the most popular member, Team S!
The strongest!
They call me Satchan.
I'm old, so be careful.
And next up is this guy!
SSJ-III!
Super Saiyan III!
And last but not least, SKR-V!
Combat power is only 5!
Look at this!
I'm going to use you guys to boost the entertainment industry!
I'm going to follow you forever, Vegeta!
What?!
Vegeta, what are you...?!
I don't need useless Saiyans!
Die!
Vegeta!
I'll say it loud and clear...
This is the end of the story!
Now, Kojima-san, please say it!
Passed!
It seems like a duo, but you two broke up, right?
Yes, two years ago.
Why?
It's a directional difference!
You're lying!
It's the same!
What did you do?
He doesn't remember any lines at all!
You were a little fluffy today, too.
I won't do it with you again!
I can't do it alone!
Thank you very much!
Next up is this comedian!
The last one to talk about is this comedian who wants to win Kojima Haruna over!
"Kind Rain"!
It's from last week's special!
You failed!
It seems like you hate people on the left.
"Kind Rain", who failed because she didn't feel good, will take revenge tonight!
It's a song that proves that Kojima Haruna, who said she hated me last time, is clearly aware of me.
Kojima Haruna's furniture is white and uniform.
She's aware of my white shirt.
She's buying toy dolls.
She's aware of my hairstyle.
She goes to a beauty salon.
Oh, she said it again. I've already graduated.
Oh, please say hello to Watanabe.
In a magazine interview, the type of man she likes is...
A man with a big butt and a big face.
It's not me!
But...
It's not me!
I know you like girls, but we're not allowed to date, so I'm sorry!
Kojima-san, it's your turn!
What?
You're not allowed!
I'm not allowed? I'm the only one allowed!
Why?
Why is that?
Because I hate you!
I hate you, too!
I don't think that's true.
I'm not saying I hate you or anything like that.
I'm just saying I hate you.
I hate you!
I hate you! I hate you about twice!
I hate you!
Now, we'll give out a special prize to only the contestants who pass!
Now, we'll give out a prize to only the contestants who pass!
Thank you!
Now, Kojima-san, what's your prize?
Request Sexy Voice!
Sexy!
Let's start with the entertainer.
Can I say anything?
Anything!
Any request?
I want a train!
Train! Train! Train!
Can I have it personally?
Yes, you can.
Can I have it?
Yes, you can.
Can I have it with my ears?
Can you do that?
What is it?
Chinchin train.
You should have it!
Can I hold it like this and sing?
Yes, you can.
Chinchin train.
You should have it!
Can you sing for me with your guitar?
Yes, you can.
Chinchin, chinchin train.
Can I?
Yes.
Chinchin.
Can you sing one octave higher?
Chinchin.
Yes.
Chinchin.
Train.
It has nothing to do with "ask".
There is also dancing in "chin chin train".
Shall we give you this as a special present?
Please join us, everyone.
Here we go.
One, two...
Before that, a Christmas present from Harunyan Santa.
A slot machine that you can join for free.
If you have a good design, you can only get it here.
Emojis and "ask" presents.
In addition...
Harunyan Santa's "crash" "ask" "queen does" emojis are also on sale.
There is also dancing in "chin chin train".
Lucky Ikeda-san came up with it.
Shall we start?
Here we go.
One, two...
Chin chin train.
We're stopping.
Chin chin train.
We're stopping.
Chin chin train.
We're stopping.
Chin chin train.
We're stopping.
Chin chin train.
We're stopping.
Chin chin train.
We're stopping.
That's it for "entertainer's "ask" special".
"entertainer's "ask" special"
After the commercial, that project happens again and a terrible thing happens!
"entertainer's "ask" special"
Next week, those mischievous people will return!
"Gachinko! AKB Club"!
Gachinko! AKB Club
The correct answer for the Republic Quiz is...
The number of times Kojima Haruna took the Chinchin train was...
13 times!