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Ariyoshi AKB Chakra's voice.
Come on up!
It's morning. Good morning, meow.
In addition to the lottery...
Kojiharu-chan will only welcome you with a wonderful morning.
Hiroiki-kun, it's morning. Good morning, meow.
Access the program's mobile site now!
Tonight...
...AKB48...
...will be reborn...
...by legendary men!
After 30 minutes, we'll move on Thursday...
...and for the first time ever...
...we'll have a special program with a luxurious guest!
Ariyoshi AKB Chakra's "Snakes Bite Me, Happy Happy Special"!
No!
I didn't say that!
Ariyoshi AKB Chakra's "Snakes Bite Me, Happy Happy Special"!
Kojima-san, you've changed a lot.
That's right. How do you like it?
You look more relaxed now.
You complained about it, didn't you?
I said it's too heavy.
I haven't changed at all!
You just got on the bus.
Police?
Not police, president!
Since it's our first special...
...we'll do a quiz with mobile phones!
The prize money is...
...one million yen!
Really?
It's true!
The prize money is one million yen! Mobile Q&A Quiz!
During the show, anyone will know the quiz, so please access it!
This is the first special episode, so it's a special guest, right?
That's right!
The time has increased, and more people are watching, so there's a lot of missing parts!
Really?
Well, it's not enough!
Who are you?!
Yes! I want to be a fresh lemon!
Yes! I'm a 16-year-old high school freshman, Ichikawa Miyuri! Nice to meet you!
Cute!
What is it?
What is it? Are you bringing a child?
Cute!
Everyone, there's really something missing, so I'd like to tell you about it!
Please!
Everyone, please look at what's missing!
Do you know what it is?
I know!
Those three have different auras, right?
What?!
You don't know?
I don't know yet!
You don't know yet?!
Yes!
You don't know in this state?!
Well, recently you haven't been on TV...
Well, these are the three members of DACHO CLUB!
Wow!
I'm going to show you what you're missing now!
Please look at it!
Please!
Now, please look at the movement of these three!
Normally...
You can just leave the room!
- It's wide. - It's wider than I imagined.
- Why is that? - I don't know.
Maybe it knows where the camera is.
- It's big now. - Watch out!
- It's dangerous. - Watch out!
- It's reaching my hand. - Watch out!
- What are you doing? - It takes time.
- Watch out! - Watch out!
I'm surprised!
- What's going on? - Watch out!
- The reaction is close to the camera. - I'm surprised!
- Let's see their reaction. - What's that?
- It's a balloon! - Let me see it.
Why is it attached to this tree?
- What's this? - Dajo!
- Dajo Club! - What?
- Dajo Club! - Yes!
- It's good to see you! - It's good to see you!
- Dajo! - Yes?
- It's a prank! - No way!
- Where is the camera? - Camera! Look in front of you! You have a camera, don't you?
- I didn't know! - You knew, didn't you? - No, I didn't!
- Really? - No, I didn't!
- You heard, didn't you? - No, I didn't!
- Awesome! - Awesome!
- Excuse me, Mr. Gadjo Graham! - Yes?
- I'd like you to show your reaction to "AKB" today! - "AKB"? - Yes!
- I don't mind! - You don't mind? - No, I don't!
- The staff will guide you, so please come to the studio! - No, I don't mind!
- You knew, didn't you? - You knew, didn't you?
- Are you here? - Yes!
- We're here! - We're here! - What's going on? - Come in!
- Thank you! - Come in!
- Wow! Awesome! - What's going on? - What's going on? - We're filming now!
- What's going on? Why are you doing a prank? - It's funny!
- We'd like you to show your reaction to "AKB"! - What? Really?
- You have to go to the studio! - We're not good at that!
- We greeted you before the show... - No, we didn't!
What you don't have is the technology of reactions!
- That's right! - That's right!
- So today, we're going to learn how to react from Mr. Dachou! - Yes!
In the entertainment world of military and military officials,
for over 25 years,
three men have survived with one reaction game.
They are called "God of Reaction".
The reaction games they show are already a work of art!
Tonight, we will introduce such "God of Reaction" techniques.
First of all...
"ASUASUO GAME"!
I'll eat it with my heart.
Wasabi sushi.
Thank you for eating.
I'll eat it all.
Super Wasabi.
I'll eat it with my heart.
I'm doing it myself.
Cheese ball.
I'll eat it with my heart.
It's hot.
It's really hot.
Cement.
It's coming.
What is it?
It's floating.
Don't move.
Even if it's an impossible situation, there is a reaction from God.
If you add this to AKB, you can evolve into a legendary idol.
AKB48 sings "anata ga ite kureta kara".
The painful days when it didn't sell yet and the passionate friendship of the members is the theme.
The many tears they shed on the TV call for emotion.
However, if this is in the hands of God of Reaction, it will evolve into an even more moving work.
You are here for me.
Now, let's see the reaction game added to "AKB" and the more moving "You are here for me."
Everyone, please prepare a handkerchief.
It's a closing.
I'll close it.
What is this?
Wow, this is amazing.
You are here for me.
Even if there is no sound, it's fun.
Ah, Kojima-san.
Ah, it's the same.
Wow, this is amazing.
This is the one where the trolley doesn't stop.
Look, it's a treasure of memories.
This is good.
It's dancing.
It's dancing, it's dancing.
It's reaching out its hand.
It's peeling off its past.
It's the same.
It's amazing.
You are here for me.
I'm going to get caught.
Who chose you?
I'm going to get caught.
What is this?
She's crying.
It's a good scene.
It's necessary.
It's a moving scene.
It's deep.
What do you think, Gojima-san?
I was more moved by Ekemi's scene.
What about you, Tachio-san?
What?
We don't have to collaborate.
You should do it instead of collaborating.
That's right.
It's more moving.
We have prepared a project for you.
A project to bring in President Ariyoshi.
No-slip Reaction.
DVD "Reaction no Dendou"
A parody project of a popular show that was included in another work.
A simple and clear rule that anyone who sees a dice will definitely get a "no-slip Reaction."
No-slip Reaction.
Tonight, along with the God of Reaction,
shouldn't we challenge AKB to a "no-slip Reaction"?
Ariyoshi AKB Republic "No-slip Reaction."
Let's go!
"No-slip Reaction." Let's go for the first time.
It's Kojima-san!
Here is Kojima-san's list.
List...
Which one would you like?
Then...
Wasabi-sushi!
Are you confident?
I'm not confident, but if it's like this...
Wasabi-sushi is normal!
Is it?
Kojima Haruna will show us her "no-slip reaction" with wasabi-sushi!
So, Kojima-san's "no-slip reaction" is...
Wasabi-sushi!
Let's go for it!
What should I do?
Then, my favorite...
This!
Is that a problem?
I know how to choose, Nee-chan.
I see.
Salmon is...
Here, take a bite.
How is it?
She took it out.
Yes!
Well, well, well...
It's not bad.
It's not bad, right?
If you could do it a little more, it would be a big reaction.
I see, I see.
It's coming now, right?
It's not bad, right?
By the way, what kind of "wasabi-sushi" is the correct answer?
No, no, no...
It seems like you couldn't say many things.
No, no...
If you could say more, I would like you to say the correct answer.
No, no...
But wasn't it good?
Wasn't it bad?
It's not good...
You did your best!
But "Ueshimai Kurabi" is already...
I see...
You did your best!
Kujima-san did his best!
But you were forced to do it differently!
Why do I have to do it again?
Showing you the script? That's not right!
I won't do it!
What?!
Then I'll do it again...
No, it's fine! It's the second time! I'll do it!
I'll do it!
No, I'll do it!
No, it's fine!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
Then I'll do it!
Please do it!
You're the one who's decided!
I won't do it!
Please look at me carefully!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
I'll do it!
You did your best!
But... I think it's wasabi so it's not good!
Isn't it matcha?
Matcha?!
Matcha ice cream?!
It's matcha!
I see...
It's matcha!
I know! I know!
It's matcha!
Is it good?
It's good!
Really?
I'll say it!
Why are you laughing?!
I'll say it!
Hey!
If you think it's good...
It's good! It's good!
It's good!
Camera!
It's coming!
Miraba Kesso!
It transformed!
This is amazing!
If you think it's good...
Miraba Kesso!
It transformed!
Kojima-san, do your best!
Yes! I'll do my best!
Natsumo Club!
- Alright, then... - Here's the list.
Which one should we eat? Which one do you like, Ueshiba-san?
- Didn't we just eat wasabi? - No, Ueshiba-san...
I'm not very satisfied with it. Look, it's all over my mouth and I can't speak much.
- It's all over you! Your mouth is covered in wasabi and it's all over you, so... - It's all over you!
- Then, shall we eat this? - Shall we eat it?
- Shaved ice? - Yeah, it's all over you.
- Shaved ice? - Shall we eat shaved ice?
- Shaved ice? - Yeah.
- Is it shaved ice? - It's not shaved ice, right?
- It's not, right? - It's not.
- Then, it's okay if it's shaved ice. - It's not shaved ice.
- Then, umm... - Let's use this rubber band to pop the dirt.
Ah, it's a rubber band. It'll be a good example of a reaction.
- It's not a rubber band? - It's not!
- Wait, wait, wait. - What, what? - There's nothing else.
- Then, why don't we use the washing scissors? The washing scissors are the leader. - Actually, I wanted to ask you that, but...
- With the washing scissors! - Yeah.
- Huh? - It's still in my mouth, so...
So, mustard...ah, wasabi, followed by mustard, shall we show it?
It's the same, isn't it?
Well, you're left-handed, aren't you?
Shall we go?
You said shaved head, didn't you?
It might be red hair.
If you reject everything, it's red hair.
It's red hair.
Then, it's left red hair.
Yes, let's go.
Red hair.
It's real.
It's red hair.
Really?
Hello.
Wait a minute.
Show me.
Hey, hey.
Look above you.
Lower.
Don't let it in, don't let it in.
I say you don't let it in.
Hey above you.
Don't let it in.
I say you don't let it in.
Put it in the basket.
Don't let it in, don't let it in.
It is being bitten.
Oh, it's biting me.
It's biting me.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I say you don't let it in.
Hurry up and go!
Hurry up!
Alright, go!
Go!
Alright, let's go.
It's not slipping, is it?
Let's go.
Are you ready?
It's a hoax.
I want to see something cute.
Is there something cute?
Do you want to go for shaved ice?
I live nearby.
Shaved ice.
Let's go for shaved ice.
The prize money is one million yen.
Mobile quiz.
Now, Kojima and Haruna will eat shaved ice and react.
What is the last word?
Let's eat.
The answer is after the commercial.
After the broadcast, we will receive it for 30 minutes.
So, please access the program's mobile site as soon as possible.
That's great.
Akiyoshi and AKB Cooperation.
Ameiba Pig.
Rino Sashigara designed it.
The shaved ice is ready for sale.
Let's eat.
It's small.
That's great.
It's coming.
Ueshiba and Ryuhei will eat shaved ice and react.
Before that, we will show you a live performance of AKB48's new unit, Team Pig Mint, which was held at about 7 o'clock the other day.
I like black tea more than coffee, I cut my bangs a little, and I'm addicted to Pilates.
Good evening, everyone! We are Team Pig Mint!
Thank you for choosing us out of a million votes!
We will have a live performance at Amemba Pig in November, so please come and visit us!
Why (why) are you (are you) so (so) familiar with me?
Yes, I wonder if you were somehow worried about me.
I'll say it hot, I know love.
Mint's song is a really good song, I want to sing it too!
After the commercial, Ryuhei Ueshiba will eat shaved ice in one go and show his sincere reaction!
Ueshiba, Ueshiba, Ueshiba Ryuhei!