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Sexy? Rock-paper-scissors? Rock-paper-scissors? Bang!
Please do your best in sexy rock-paper-scissors!
I'll do my best! Red for victory!
A miracle happened in the rock-paper-scissors competition.
It was the birth of the AKB Republic.
Rock-paper-scissors!
We will show you the backstage of the rock-paper- scissors competition tonight!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Good evening!
AKB Republic begins tonight!
Rock-paper-scissors!
This member brought us a song!
Yes! Miracle, miracle, it will come!
I'm Chika Norina, a 17-year-old member of Team B!
Rock-paper-scissors!
It's a pattern that Kojima makes a fool of herself!
I love it!
Miracle, miracle, will it come?
I'm sure it will come!
I love it!
The Monday broadcast ends tonight!
Wow!
With this broadcast, we will solve all your questions and move on Thursday!
The first question is the rock-paper-scissors enhancement plan!
Was it really useful?
Let's play rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Play rock-paper-scissors to make others irritated!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors to captivate everyone's eyes!
Rock-paper-scissors!
President Ariyoshi and graduates wore out their bodies and co-ordinated with him to enhance rock- paper- scissors!
So that's how it is!
The day of rock-paper-scissors competition has finally come!
The venue was crowded with 11,000 people.
Kojima chose this big stage with a special costume.
I've changed!
Thank you!
Wow!
This is...
lovely!
Really?
Yes!
Red dress!
Red hair accessory!
Red shoes!
Did we win?
Actually, this costume...
...was chosen by the legendary fortune-teller, Ramesses...
...to increase Kojima's luck.
Kojima-san's lucky color is red.
If you dye your whole body red, you'll be in the top ten.
I'll do my best with this show book!
There's also an ultimate technique to win a rock- paper-scissors competition.
It's a sexy rock-paper-scissors game that fascinates the audience and boosts their luck.
You'll do it, won't you?
I won't do it.
You won't do it?
I can't do sexy rock-paper-scissors.
Wow! Kojima won sexy rock-paper-scissors!
I can't do it!
Everyone, please go ahead and do it.
Rock-paper-scissors!
There's no such thing!
Everyone, please go ahead and do it.
No one wants to do it.
One, two...
Sexy rock-paper-scissors!
Sexy... rock-paper-scissors!
You can't do it!
But you must have something you want to do.
Sexy... rock-paper-scissors!
This is the sexiest rock-paper-scissors game.
Kojima-san, please show us the sexiest rock-paper- scissors game.
I'll do my best.
Will Kojima show us the sexiest rock-paper- scissors game?
The players are coming in.
Kojima-san, please show us the sexiest rock-paper- scissors game.
Could it be...
Let's check it again from a different angle.
This is sexy rock-paper-scissors.
She did it!
When 11,000 people are staring at only one person,
she showed a wonderful sexy rock-paper-scissors.
The result is...
Rock-paper-scissors!
She won three times in a row and advanced to the best four.
And now, it's time for her to advance to the finals.
Ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Let's go!
As a result, they won the 3rd final match after this.
I'm really surprised now.
I didn't think we'd come this far in the AKB Republic.
I'm really surprised!
However!
Our goal was only the center position.
Why couldn't we win?
Why?
Red dress!
Red hair accessory!
Red shoes!
By the way, you said you like everything red.
What do you think?
Are you wearing red underwear?
No, it's a plain color.
What?
A plain color.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
Yes, Kojima's underwear was plain that day.
What is this?
What are you doing?
What?
We definitely won first place, didn't we?
What?
When we played rock-paper-scissors, you didn't play sexy rock-paper-scissors.
I didn't!
You didn't make me angry like you did in "Questionnaire of the Century".
I didn't!
Why did you do it?
You're a time criminal!
We had to play it in this green frame.
We couldn't play sexy rock-paper-scissors.
And we couldn't show anything in the video.
That's right.
We couldn't play it in the video.
We didn't do enough research.
But you were very excited, weren't you?
Yes, I was!
When I wore a red dress, I felt like I could win everything even if I played rock-paper-scissors.
I see.
I also played rock-paper-scissors, but I didn't feel like I was losing at all.
I lost.
I see.
What color was it?
It was 16th place.
Oh, silver!
You won!
Thank you!
Was your underwear red, on the contrary?
No, it was a plain color.
A plain color!
Silver! Silver!
Silver!
The next question is, doesn't A.G.A.B. make a new song?
No, no, it's already completed.
A.G.A.B.!
Hey, 48!
A.G.A.B. "48" means "If you go to Shinjuku Nichome, you can meet Gable".
A.G.A.B. made their debut with their first single "nakitakatta" (I wanted to cry)
Without knowing that momentum would stop, they kept releasing new songs.
Their second single is a gay version of "namida sapuraizu" (tears of surprise)
"nani ga samurai saizu" (what's with the samurai size)
They sang of the sad gay heart that tempts President Ariyoshi.
In addition, they released "river" but not "caper" continuously.
Tonight, they will deliver such A.G.A.B.'s latest song as soon as possible.
This time, the theme is...
"tony tail" and "shushu" (gay)
Their sad gay life and their bond with their second single "nakama" have been completed.
Now, please listen to their gay version of "tony tail" and "shushu"
"tony size" and "tissue"
The title is the worst.
Wow!
Ah! I got used to it. Ah, it's not like this.
Wow, it looks like him!
You're going to get in trouble.
Ah, this is pretty cool.
On my date with him the other day...
Ah, you're right! That's pretty cool!
This is totally different!
Gross! Arios-san definitely looks like him, doesn't he?
Stop it!
Ah, gross!
Kojima-san?
Hey, look!
Ah, cute!
Where did you come from?
Ah, cute!
Where did you come from?
My hands are getting busy!
Wow! It's so big!
It's important.
Oh, it's so cute!
It fits perfectly.
Oh, it's so cute!
You should get mad at it! It's so well-made!
If it's too well-made, you'll get mad at it!
It's so cute!
When you get on the train, you get tired of sitting by the window.
Don't lose your job just by cycling.
If you lose your job, you'll be hated by your team.
If you don't lose your job, you won't be called for a long time.
If you look each other in the eye, you'll hear a dog's bark.
Even if you get sick, you'll get well.
If you work hard, you'll live.
A gay's bond will never break.
It's so beautiful.
Let's put our hands together for the home town.
A gay's bond will never break.
That's amazing!
Mr. Akebo really has something!
I can't tell the difference!
There's a lot of things I don't know!
Kojima-san has definitely become that kind of person!
What's with you, Akebo-chan?!
Everyone's turning red!
That's right!
They're getting cute! It's annoying!
Who in the world is Mr. Punk Machida?
Mr. Punk Machida, an animal expert.
In the past, he helped increase the number of animal fans in AKB.
However, in that VTR...
With only noisy researchers screaming,
the identity of Mr. Punk Machida was not revealed at all!
And so, this time...
The mystery is...
A...
K...
B...
Researchers!
Researchers explore!
We visited a pet shop in Shinkoiwa, where we visited before.
We meet again in a memorable place where we met animals.
Mr. Punk's warm welcome!
And the insects he eats...
Mr. Punk...
His cute, playful childhood...
Giant Millworm-chan's one week after birth...
Why is Mr. Punk so familiar with animals?
He learned about the world's wildlife and managed an animal training facility.
That's why he's trained all kinds of animals, like dogs and otters.
Wow, amazing!
Wow, so cute!
And...
After spending a day with Mr. Punk, I was able to feel his wonderful humanity.
Mr. Machida Hidefumi, 42 years old, was born in Nakano County, Tokyo.
His wife is Ms. Kimi.
She was met at a pet shop she knew seven years ago.
She's currently recruiting a disciple.
Mr. Punk takes care of all kinds of animals and insects.
That's why he's known as "Nightingale of the Animal World".
Speaking of animals...
This time's presenter is Rina Chika.
She's in a commercial as "Mother Farm Image Girl", right?
In the commercial, she's dressed up like a cow and dancing beautifully.
Is she really dressed up like a cow?
If she's really dressed up like a cow, I think it's only natural for her to kiss a cow.
Yes, I can kiss a cow.
Of course you can!
You love cows, don't you?
I love cows!
You love cows, don't you?
Yes!
Then...
Would you like me to kiss a cow?
Mr. Punk Machida, please!
Thank you!
Then...
I don't see any cows, though.
No, no.
Well, of course.
There's a box covering it.
What could it be?
Cows?
There are cows in it, so please open it and take a look.
Cows...
There are cows in it.
Mother Farm...
Really?!
Mother... Mother...
A kiss with her beloved cow... What a peaceful Republic!
Actually, the other day, the greatest crisis came!
In order to protect the Republic's peace and order, a hero stood up!
Hello! I'm the President of the Republic Knights, Kojimharuno!
President of the Republic Knights, Kojiharu-chan will face the strongest assassins!
I'm counting on you!
Who is it?
Ah! Who is it?!
The one who appeared there was a warrior wrapped in armor and helmet!
Who is it?
I have come from the land of Simoeser! I am the Flaming Stopper Samurai!
What is this surreal feeling?!
A battle for the Republic's peace and order! First, a 50m race!
Wow! This is fun!
President of the Republic Knights vs. Flaming Stopper Samurai!
The battle of the century is about to begin!
On your marks... Get set... Go!
Ah! Ah! You're fast!
Why?!
You're fast!
Why?!
You're cute!
Why?!
You're cute!
Why?!
You're cute!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Come on!
You're heavy!
You're not cute at all!
And so, the winner is... Warrior!
And so, the defeated knighthood commander finally draws his sword!
The final battle is "Balloon-Breaking-Chan-Bara".
The one who breaks first the three balloons on his butt and shoulders wins!
The knighthood commander Kojiharu-chan, who has no chance left, and the fire-stopper samurai Kuramochi, will fight with double swords!
It's a match!
No! No! Stop it!
Can you cut it out?
It's funny, isn't it?
Will the double swords have an advantage?
Immediately, one for the samurai!
No! Stop it!
It broke!
The second knighthood commander is crushed and only his butt remains!
The samurai is so cute!
And so, the match is over!
No!
Even in a battle of fighting skills, the samurai wins!
I lost!
However, friendship grew between the two who fought against each other, and the crisis of the Republic of Japan was avoided!
Thank you for waiting, everyone!
In "Mother Farm Image Girl", Rina in the basement will kiss her favorite cow!
There are cows in it, so please open it.
There are cows in it.
Mother Farm!
Mother... Mother...
Yes. It's a stag beetle.
No, no, no!
The back, the back!
No, no, no!
The back, the back!
The back is fine.
But I really can't flip it over.
Just one more time.
Can you do it?
One more time!
Can I hold it down?
One more time!
I'll do it!
Can you do it?
Can you do it?!
Ariyoshi A.k.a.Republic Amoeba Pig!
Yonezawa Rumi has designed three windbreak vests for sale!
Also!
Kojima Haruna's "Flash standby" is on air!
A cute first lady in the afternoon and a dramatic dress queen at night!
We're looking forward to your access!
Can you do it?
I'll do it!
Hey, hey, wait!
Can you do it?
Can you do it?!
Wow!
That's amazing!
Now, Kojima-san!
Kojima-san in third place!
Now, Kojima-san, you can do it, right?!
First of all, I want you to touch it.
Touch it.
Touch it and see.
See, it's cute.
How is it?
Is it bad?!
Alright!
"Flash standby" has been decided!
And also...
You can't kiss it!
"Flash standby" corner!
From next week, you'll be moving on Thursday,
so you'll be doing the announcement with this cow.
Huh?!
Hold the cow like this, and bring it to the center...
What?!
Bring the cow to the center, and this...
Yes...
Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic, Thursday midnight, 0:55!
Watch it, everyone!
The president is...
Ah...
He's a cow now?
It's not funny at all!
It's not funny at all, so it's fine!
Do it, quickly!
You idiot!
I-I can't hold it!
Okay, go!
Go!
One, two...
Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic, Thursday midnight, 0:55!
Watch it, everyone!
Huh? The president is...
Ah...
He's a cow now?!
Okay!
See you on Thursday!
Goodbye!
You heard it, didn't you?!
I didn't hear it!
After the commercial, you'll be bitten by a snake!
Hey, Den-den! Den-den!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!