AISubs v3.5
Tonight, we will do something bad to AKB!
Special lesson! Let's hit back AKB's slackness!
So, Kojima-san, you're really worn out.
What? Why?
You're really worn out. I've been watching you for a long time.
You really don't want to do it anymore. You've been slacking off lately.
Really?
You're not good at all.
You've been slacking off again, haven't you?
I can't think of anything.
No, no, you're really severely injured.
What?
Sashihara. Yes.
Sashihara, you're terrible, too.
It's nice to meet you.
You're completely out of shape.
Not at all!
You're like Otapro.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
You're really worn out, aren't you?
The trainees are, of course, worn out.
We're doing our best.
Oh, that's terrible.
In order for them to get back on their feet,
we've invited a teacher.
A teacher.
A special teacher.
Ms. Yamashita Shinji.
Please come in!
Wow!
A special teacher, Ms. Yamashita Shinji.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
She's a teacher.
She's Ms. Yamashita Shinji.
She's determined.
That's right.
She'll thoroughly correct your weaknesses.
Please, Ms. Yamashita Shinji.
I'm sorry. Stop!
Stop!
You haven't been in shape lately, have you?
No...
Yes.
What do you mean "self-taught"?
You said you were good at me, didn't you?
We were on the same TV show, weren't we?
Your costume at the time was a little...
I thought you were good at it.
I won't have mercy on you next time.
Yes, please.
Now, I'd like you to take a closer look at this so that you can get to know more about the strict teacher, Mr. Yamashita.
Mr. Yamashita, a former Japanese rugby representative and high school teacher.
He has been leading rugby, which had fallen into disrepair, to win the national championship for only a few years.
His guidance policy is, of course, tire replacement.
Even iron sword cutting.
Of course, there is also a way to help students, isn't there?
Of course.
Rugby is a martial art.
It's nothing if you hit each other.
It's a fight against fear.
That's why it's not like iron sword cutting.
I might be able to do it today.
I'll do it!
I'm not a lugger man. I'm an idol.
This is about a drama, isn't it?
Drama...
Let's do it!
I'll show you my guts today.
Yes, please!
I'll start the class now.
I'll teach you what you lack now.
Follow me with all your might!
Yes, sir!
Be quiet.
Follow me!
Yes, sir!
First of all, AKB is not good at...
This!
Opening of a concert.
Opening of a concert!
It's exciting, isn't it?
You should see it first.
AKB's performances and opening of concerts...
They usually start with this song.
Just listening to it, the fan's voltage reaches its highest level.
If it wasn't for this opening...
AKB's concerts are a classic song that never starts, but what is Mr. Yamashita dissatisfied with?
What is this?
It's really exciting.
The song is playing in the overture...
It's exciting, but it's normal.
Don't join such a lazy band like that.
Join? Join?
Don't you think you can win a match with such a song?
What's so funny?
What are you laughing at?
What are you doing?
The match has already begun before the whistle sounds.
The match...
Joining is...
Hey, this is it!
Yes.
It's a song that will stir up the audience!
That's right!
A song...
I've prepared a song suitable for the opening.
Listen to this!
It's cool.
It's a good song.
You've heard of it, haven't you?
Huh?
This song has to be used for the opening.
Is it suitable for the opening?
Isopu!
Yes!
What do you think?
It's the best!
All right!
Kojima!
Yes!
What do you think?
Is this song suitable for AKB?
What did you say?
It's suitable for the opening!
What do you think, Tashiro?
But...
Isn't it strange?
You young bastard...
The stage is a battlefield.
How did you feel when you stood on the stage?
I was excited!
Huh?
Yes! It was the best!
Is this song suitable for the opening?
Look at me, young bastard!
This story is a record of how AKB48 fought to survive in the idol world.
In the idol world, members who are not famous at all have built up a healthy spirit,
and through the miracle of winning first place in the orikon in just a few years,
they have dramatically transformed the trust and love that became their driving force.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
I'm all by myself
I want to show you
The color of the night
The color of the water
Anyone can fall into sadness
Chinchin Train
How about you?
I don't know who edited it, but it's well done.
It was very well done.
It's the best stage opening.
That's right. After all, it's a hero.
Why is it like that?
After all, it gets excited like this.
The tension rises.
But the opening is a hero, right?
Yes.
But your voice is still small.
The opening is a hero, right?
One, two...
The opening is a hero!
Your voice is small.
One more time!
The opening is a hero!
Raise your fists!
I'll cut your bad part.
The opening is a hero!
Don't forget it.
Next, there is one more bad part of you.
Is there more?
What is that way of saying it?
I'm sorry.
I'll shut up for a moment.
Did you just ask me what my answer is?
That's right.
Look at this.
It's tears.
Let's look at your own tears first.
AKB48 Team K - Oshima Yuko!
In the last election, many members showed their moving tears.
Those are beautiful tears of gratitude for the fans who supported them.
I didn't think I'd make it.
I'm really happy to stand on stage like this.
I only prepared important comments.
But for Yamashita-sensei, those are tears you can never admit.
What exactly is your complaint?
I'm sorry for being such a bad caller!
Do you know why I'm angry?
The general election was very moving.
I'm not just making up scary faces like this. I'm really angry.
Huh?
Ojima.
Yes?
What place did you get last time in the general election?
I'm 7th place.
Huh? Why is that?
Do you have confidence in 7th place?
In 7th place?
I'm happy to be in 7th place.
Happy?
Yes.
Are you happy you're in 7th place?
Yes. I didn't think I'd be in 7th place, so I'm happy.
What do you think, Yusopp?
Huh? You're 7th place in the national competition?
I'm 7th place.
It's not 110-0, but you're 12th place against 7th place.
That's right.
Are you losing?
I'm losing. I can't beat Sagami Chikou.
What about you, Sashihara?
I was 19th place.
19th place?
Yes.
Why are you laughing about that?
Huh? Because I'm happy I'm 19th place.
Are you happy you're 19th place?
Yes. I'm very happy.
What do you think, Yusopp?
That's weird.
You're 19th place?
Are you a 19th place human being?
That's my fault, too.
I want to say it, too.
You're licking the bottom of your life, too.
That's where you came from.
Aren't you really frustrated that you haven't become a center yet?
I can't forgive your hearts like that.
Think about it carefully.
They're also members of the same akb, right?
Why are you so different?
Are you guys zero?
Are you people of zero?
Aren't you guys really frustrated that you haven't become a center yet?
Kojima, look me in the eye.
Aren't you really frustrated?
Sashara, how long are you going to lick me and laugh at me?
I'm getting so hot.
There's no point in apologizing.
Idol, what about you guys?
Aren't you frustrated that you've been left behind like that?
Kojima!
I'm frustrated.
I thought it was natural for me to lose until now.
I'm really frustrated right now!
All right.
- Sashara! - Yes?
What about you?
I'm frustrated!
I'm frustrated, too!
I'm frustrated!
It's the same for everyone who's frustrated.
But that's not enough.
So...
What do you want?
I want to win. I want to beat Yoko Oshima!
Yoko Oshima! Let me win! What's wrong with you?
I'm frustrated!
Anyone can feel frustrated. But it's easy to feel frustrated. What do you want?
I want to win!
All right. I'll defeat you.
Listen up. I'm going to hit you now!
What?
The pain of being hit will go away in three days.
But don't forget about today's frustration for the rest of your life.
Yes, sir!
Yoko Oshima! Come forward.
Hurry up and close the door!
Are you ready?
You have to win! You have to get the center!
I'll get it!
Hurry up and close the door!
Get up!
Don't lose!
Yes, sir! I won't lose!
All right!
Thank you!
Come over here!
I'll beat you!
You bastard!
Don't lose!
You bastard!
You're like an attraction!
You have to win!
You can't lose!
Yes, sir!
Hurry up and come over here!
Yes, sir!
I know you're having a hard time.
I don't think you'll lose.
Let's do our best together.
Thank you!
Hurry up and close the door!
All right!
You guys have to do your best and definitely get the center!
Hurry up and close the door!
Yes, sir!
Hurry up and close the door!
You can't lose!
You can do it!
How cute!
I'm so happy!
It was an interesting AKB competition!
The legendary passionate teacher, Mr. Yamashita Shinji!
Please teach us more!
The path to the final rock-paper-scissors competition!
This time, we will challenge Mr. Yamashita Shinji with rock-paper-scissors!
The rule is simple.
The three of you will play rock-paper-scissors and win three times before Mr. Yamashita does.
If you win three times...
Even if it's simple, I'm definitely going to lose.
It's a psychological war.
He's so kind.
Okay, let's play rock-paper-scissors!
Actually, 30 minutes before this recording...
In order for you two to show your courage,
you will play a skinship game with Mr. Yamashita Shinji.
Oh, that one!
That one that everyone talks about a lot.
Yes.
Here's the question.
Don't lick my ears!
The emergency plan was carried out in secret.
The winner is the one who touches all three of Shinji Yamashita's giant bodies first.
I think you can't win if you don't have the courage for the rock-paper-scissors competition.
That's right.
You have to have big feelings.
Are you ready?
Can you touch my butt?
I'll touch your butt!
Can you touch my earlobe?
I'll touch your earlobe!
Can you touch my chest?
I'll touch your chest!
Let's do it!
Okay!
The courage test for the rock-paper-scissors competition.
The skinship game!
Of course, Yamashita sensei doesn't know anything about it at all.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Please stand a little more forward.
Stand here?
Sensei, don't tell Yamashita sensei where to stand.
My hand just came down.
I was surprised.
I'm sorry!
Kojima was the one who took the initiative.
He boldly took action to support veteran actor Yamashita sensei.
He successfully touched Yamashita's chest!
Rock-paper-scissors!
I'm sorry.
Rock-paper-scissors!
You're still sorry about it?
Huh?
Are you okay?
I can't calm down.
I'm sorry.
Why are you apologizing to Yamashita sensei?
Wait a minute.
Do you have a personality like that?
No, I don't know.
Have you calmed down?
Yes, I have.
Sashihara showed off his special personality even after giving up riding.
He touched Yamashita's earlobe!
Kojima and Sashihara are having a fierce battle.
Who will be the next one to touch Yamashita's earlobe?
Yamashita sensei is aiming for a chance.
Rock-paper-scissors!
I won!
I don't know the rules yet.
Is it okay for me to stay?
Yes, it's a rock-paper-scissors training.
He touched Yamashita's earlobe!
Kojima only has Yamashita sensei's earlobe left.
Rock-paper-scissors!
I won!
So, Kojima won!
How was it? Was it difficult?
It was difficult, but I was excited.
Earplugs are difficult, right?
It's a little difficult.
How do you do it naturally?
Earplugs are natural at first, right?
What are earplugs and butts?
Please watch it on-air.
So, it was a rock-paper-scissors project!
I don't know well.
Thank you for watching AKB Kyoakoku for half a year!
Kojima-san, don't cry and say hello properly.
After commercial break, important announcement!
AKB Kyoakoku Ameiba-Pig designed by Moeno Nito and Moko Moko Boots are on sale now!
In addition!
Kojima Haruna and Sashihara Nino's original hats and voice-overs have been distributed on the program's mobile site!
One, two, three!
President Ariyoshi's "Osha-Cola-Cola"!
Thank you for your hard work!
President Ariyoshi's "Osha-Cola-Cola"!
Ariyoshi's "Osha-Cola-Cola"!
Thank you for watching "Osha-Cola-Cola"!
Don't cry, Kojima-san. Say hello to everyone.
The airtime doesn't change!
Ariyoshi's "Osha-Cola-Cola"!
"Move-in" decided!
It airs every Thursday from October 30th.
It airs every Thursday from October 10th at 12:55 am!
Everyone, it's time for bed!
Please!
Next week, a new rival threatens AKB!
Produced by this man, of course!
Donburi...
...48!
What is Donburi 48?
Also...
Sashiko-chan!
You'll learn how to play sexy rock-paper-scissors!
Hello! I'm Sashiko! Nice to meet you!
Hello! I'm Kishi-dan's leader, Kojima-hara!
Kojima-hara's "Armor Series" is airing on Nico Nico Douga!
Kojima-hara-chan, appointed as Kishi-dan's leader...
...tries on armor for the first time!
She puts on armor and eats Italian food for the first time!
That emotion is revived once again!
Kojima-hara! Kojima-hara!
And more importantly, there's good news!
AKB is moving to October!
It airs every Thursday from 10 pm!
Everyone, it's time for bed!
From October, the time zone of broadcast has also changed, and a new unit has been born from akb48 as if to celebrate the arrival of the AKB Republic, which will play an even greater role.
In addition, the debut single is like the AKB Republic itself that viewers have drawn out in their minds.
Then listen to it!
"FRENCH KISS" FROM A LONG TIME AGO!
The sweat falling on the cold ground was dazzling.
We were going to understand each other.
We laughed and cried together.
We have the same footprints on our hearts.
I've always liked you without saying it.
The sweat falling on the cold ground was dazzling.
We were going to understand each other.
We have the same footprints on our hearts.
After this, we will show you a little of Kojima Haruna and Sexy Sensei's ugly fight!
Please put it in your friends!
Sashiko-chan, let's do it together!
Please put it in!
I will do it, too!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Welcome back!