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Good evening! Tonight's show is also starting! Ariyoshi A.K.B. Kyomoku-kun! Yeah, yeah!
Yeah!
We've got people we don't know again.
Excuse me! Yes!
Uh... yes!
Is there something you'd like to say?
Um... well... I want to see your smile, so I'm Suzurapper's full-fledged emergency researcher, Rannran Kotematsu!
Are you out of your mind?!
No, I'm not!
It's okay, please relax.
I'm doing my best, you know.
Okay, please introduce yourself.
I'm Mariko Nakamura, 16 years old, and I love coupons! Thank you for having me!
Thank you!
She loves coupons.
She loves coupons?!
Yes!
I love coupons, but...
Like red pepper?
Oh, yes, yes! If you have any information, please let me know!
Information?!
Well, it's included for free, so I'll give you anything you want...
Oh, really?
Thank you!
Thank you for having me!
Okay! Today's guests are...
Okay! Smiling, smiling, full of energy, takoyaki! I love 'em!
I'm 19-year-old Yuka Matsuda, and I love Osaka's soul! Thank you for having me!
Thank you!
Okay! Go, go, go, go, go, Rumi, Rumi, whoo!
I'm Smile Messenger's Yone-chan, also known as Yone-san Rumi!
Thank you!
Is it okay for you to laugh like that?
Is it okay?
It's okay!
Why are you laughing?
Do you always do that?
Thank you for having me!
Is that so? Thank you for having me!
Thank you for having me!
Okay! Please tell us about today's project!
Today's project is...
Discovering an AKB's soul's bath! SPA48!
Here are the researchers who went on location!
I'm Sano.
I'm Yokoyama.
This time, it's a bath tour!
Don't look at us!
I guess high schoolers like this kind of stuff.
It's nice, though.
You're late!
How long have you been waiting for us?
You called us out of nowhere.
We're busy, but we're sorry!
Senpai! Senpai!
What's with that voice?!
Hello!
Who are you guys?
Who are you?!
You're strict with strangers.
Who are you?
We're AKB's researchers.
Researchers?
Yes!
What are you doing?!
Apologize to us!
You're late and you're looking down.
You're late, but you took a big picture.
Thank you for your hard work!
You're not reflecting, are you?
That's funny!
It's funny even if you don't apologize!
That's funny!
I almost laughed!
This time, we'll introduce a super spa where many AKB members stay.
She's there! She's there! She's biting!
It was a discovery of a century that can be claimed that AKB members took a bath.
Spa Forty-Eight!
A!
Ke!
B!
Ke!
Tsupai Prefecture, where many AKB members reside, is a nice place where you can enjoy natural hot springs while being in Tokyo, and you can enjoy various large and small baths in the inn facing the circle that rebuilt the wooden house of Showa .
I, Mitsuko, will first introduce you to this hot spring!
This is Gensen Kakenagashi's bath.
First of all, this specialty, Gensen Kakenagashi's natural hot springs.
Here, one AKB member resides and that is...
Oh, it's salty!
Oh, it's salty.
Yes, this expression!
This is not only Kojima Haru herself...
It's salty!
No, that's...
This is a natural Kojima Haru that if you lick it, everyone will become Kojima Haru.
Oh, it's salty!
I'm scared!
It's salty!
Moreover, if you look closely, the shape of the bath is also Kojima Haru itself!
It's about the same temperature as Kojima Haru!
Have you ever touched it?!
Kojima Haru's kindness is melting in hot water.
Kojima Haru is saving you now!
Kojima Haru is saving me!
Here and there!
Wow!
Kojima Haru has been healed with natural Kojima Haru.
What is natural Kojima Haru?
To Neyue, where the next member will stay!
As its name suggests,
Neyue is a bath where you can take a bath while sleeping.
It has about 3 times more relaxing effect than normal, but...
Will you notice anything when you see me like this?!
Really?!
AKB48's new song, "Heavy Rotation"!
When you enter this Neyue, you will be in a miraculous harmony with the members who are relaxing in Lingerie!
AKB48's new song, "Heavy Rotation"!
When you enter this Neyue, you will be in a miraculous harmony with the members who are relaxing in Lingerie!
"Heavy Rotation"!
Why are you wearing three of them?
Next up is an electric bath that hits the lower back.
What is the AKB member who lives in this bath that is famous for working out?
Ah, look, it's coming.
Ah, geez, this guy is cute.
Ah, geez, it hurts, it hurts, it's biting me, it's biting me.
Who are you talking to?
It's biting me.
Tomo-chin! Hey! Hey!
What is it?
Wow, this electric bath's stimulation is exactly like Tomo-chin's charming point of biting with a cute blade.
A Tomo-chin bath in which the blade pierces the pot and the pain in the lower back also softens.
Biting with a sharp blade is for advanced users.
Young girls should know this stimulation.
Will it bite you?
It bit me!
Are you kidding me?
Will it bite you that much?
It's biting me!
Will it bite you that much?
It's biting me!
Oh my gosh!
Is it that bad?
It's biting me!
The next is a bug repellent bath.
Steam steams seven kinds of bug repellent baths.
A sauna popular with women whose bug repellent ingredients permeate the skin.
This bug repellent bath is very particular about temperature and humidity.
So, speaking of being particular about temperature and humidity...
Yes, in AKB48, it is a sauna that is most particular about temperature and humidity.
It is a sauna hosted by Kashiwagi Yuki, a weathercaster for "TVS" afternoon news program "Hiruobi".
Moreover...
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
Don't take it!
It's salt.
Aren't you on drugs?
I'm not on drugs like that.
Here, they directly apply salt with a lot of minerals on the skin for moisturizing effect.
With this white salt, everyone transforms into a snow wolf.
Yes, the white skin of a snow wolf and the salt- applied skin of a snow wolf are exactly the same.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh, no! It's a snow wolf!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Look!
It's a snow wolf!
Look at this refreshing expression!
Not only white skin, but your body and heart can also become a snow wolf sauna!
Just by applying salt, you can become an idol that everyone wants to meet!
After sweating in a snow wolf sauna...
Spring, summer, autumn and winter...
In four rooms with different temperatures, you can get rid of toxins and detox your body.
Who are staying here?
Well...
Haruna Kojima is Haru.
And Natsumi Matsubara is Natsu.
And...
Aki...
Aki Takaji is Aki.
Huh?
What?
What are you girls talking about?
Who are you girls talking about?
Who?
It's not like that!
Who do you think it is?
The only one hiding in spring, autumn and winter...
Is that person!
Who?
Who is it?
It's Miss Shigeru Izumiya!
What?
What do you mean?
What do you mean by that?
Speaking of spring, autumn and winter...
There is no one but Miss Izumiya!
This is the hot soul of Miss Izumiya...
The silver bath!
And...
When you get rid of toxins with silver bath...
The king of forks, Miss Shigeru Izumiya and...
Two whales!
It's always like this!
Miss Shigeru Izumiya and A.K.B.'s collaboration...
Will continue in the next episode!
What are you doing?
Where are you going?
Stop it!
I'm not in such a hurry!
We've arrived at our second stop!
Our second stop!
Yes, our second stop is this place!
Times Star!
What is this? Is it sunshine?
It's in front of sunshine!
It's in front of sunshine, right?
It's in front of it!
It's only in front of sunshine that it's in front of it!
In other words, "ad-chance-pass" facility!
In the store where under 18 years old cannot enter,
there is a routine bath using ocean deep water,
and a shape-up bath that stimulates the body with a jet,
and facilities that heal adults are abundant!
And here, many AKB members are staying!
It's hot!
It's hot, right?
It's hot!
High-temperature and high humidity Finland's sauna!
Finland's sauna!
What a surprise!
On weekends, this sauna turns into a second AKB theater!
We're going to perform!
What? What?
Please!
What are you going to do?
Will you show us your performance specially this time?
We're going to start "row-ryu" now!
Row-ryu!
Row-ryu is...
By putting aroma water on a sauna stone and raising steam,
and blowing wind with a towel,
you can relax and let out a sigh!
And this movement!
Yes, if you're an AKB fan, you know it!
Airplane clouds!
Ms. Haruko!
Mr. Sasaki! Mr. Sasaki!
The AKB members ride on Mr. Sasaki, who turns the towel.
The hot air is like the heat of the theater!
Ms. Haruko!
Good job!
SPA48!
SPA48.
The last one is a caterpillar insect that can transform into that unit.
By mixing caterpillar and hay and incorporating it into the body,
it is said to warm up the internal organs, promote blood circulation, and cause colds.
In addition, it also has a sauna effect because it wears a cloak and is steamed.
See, it's getting hot, isn't it?
It's so hot!
The steam from below is so hot!
It's so hot!
Really?
The one that excreted waste matter and toxins from the body makes you feel lighter without minding it.
And the steam of caterpillar that circulates through the body has caused a miracle to the three of them!
See, the steam is coming in!
It's coming in!
See, it's coming in!
It's coming in!
It's amazing!
If my health gets better, I can sing and lose weight like this.
What is this?
It's true.
And so, "Oshioki" has been decided!
It's over!
There's not a single one left.
It's the last music video, so it's the best!
Don't waste money!
It's "Oshioki" corner!
Come on, get ready, you idiot!
I'm scared.
Today...
I've prepared...
...the strongest "Oshioki"!
Here it is!
Good evening, I'm Esper Kojima.
A woman who's embarrassed by her superpowers, Esper Kojima!
Esper Kojima-san, first of all, show us your superpowers.
Let me show you.
Okay, you two, come over here.
What is it?
Okay, I'll do it.
I'm embarrassed.
You're making me embarrassed!
I don't like it!
Of course you don't like it!
Please sit down.
You stink a little.
I didn't do it!
It's not only me!
Please look at me!
Now, I'm going to put your superpowers on this picture.
Okay.
Please.
Okay, I'm going to start counting now.
Yumi, you look good in it!
Hey!
What are you doing to me?!
It's not like that!
What? There's more?
What?!
You look ugly with that ugly face!
Don't say that!
Now, it's Masuda's turn!
Oh, how cute!
Cute! Cute!
You look like your dad!
Oh, really?!
Isn't it amazing?!
Amazing! Amazing!
Now, there's more!
Next up is this picture!
Oh!
Oh! Yay!
Of course, Esper Kojima-san, you can of course change your own picture, right?!
I can.
Please do!
Ah!
Something's wrong with my head!
What do you think of this mess?!
Kojima-san, please be serious!
I'm sorry!
I'll do it one more time.
I won't do it.
Not at all!
That's terrible!
That's too terrible!
That's terrible!
Kojima-san!
It's not funny at all, is it?!
I'm sorry.
That's all for today's punishment segment!
With only rock-paper-scissors, a new song will be decided at the center.
The "Punishment Rock-Paper-Scissors Tournament"!
Who will be the winner?!
There!
Go for it!
In the past, a legendary Nepali fortune-teller, Rammesh, made horse racing a thing of the past.
His prediction of the "Punishment Rock-Paper- Scissors Tournament"!
51 contestants will participate in the Rock-Paper- Scissors Tournament, which is held in the form of a one-time match tournament!
Researcher Nagao, who will also participate in the tournament, visited the legendary fortune-teller.
He will predict your fortune with your name and your age.
First of all, we will predict First Lady Haruna Kojima's fortune.
Kojima won the seed right in the middle of the game.
If he beats Misato Nonaka and Manami Okuma, he can be selected.
Among these three people...
This person, Kojima Haruna...
Oh! Are you Kojima-san?
As a result, Kojima Haruna has been selected!
However, as a result of fortune-telling...
The shocking facts about Kojima are revealed!
This person...
You should also pay attention to people around you.
You might want to be considerate of people around you.
Legendary fortune-teller Rammes said...
Kojima-san, it seems like you should communicate with people around you a little more.
The next person to predict the "Punishment Rock- Paper- Scissors Tournament" is...
Nagao Maria!
In the first round, Nagao will play against her senior Kobayashi Kana.
Will she be able to win?
I'm sorry. I'll lose.
You'll lose?
No, I can't win no matter what.
Legendary fortune-teller Rammes says that
if you don't have confidence in yourself,
you will inevitably lose luck.
Confidence is important?
That's right.
If you really want to do your best, there is a possibility.
I think it's about 7%.
7%?
Who will win the rock-paper-scissors competition and win the center position?
After the commercial, we will announce the results!
Oh...
Eh...
...ka?
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Rock-paper-scissors competition!
Who will win the center position?
Mayu WATANABE
It's Mayu WATANABE.
Oh!
Eh, is it Mayu WATANABE?
The winner is Mayu WATANABE!
Mayu-yu, who can turn the support around you into power,
will be able to show more luck in the rock-paper- scissors competition!
So, as you can see from the tournament results predicted by the legendary fortune-teller, Rammes,
there are only 15 days left until the rock-paper- scissors competition!
Thank you for waiting, everyone!
Mysterious Quiz Project "Quiz Tiger" begins now!
Question number one!
Ta-dah!
What is the professional wrestling organization represented by Tiger Mask's Sayama Satoru-sama?
It's a service issue!
The curious answer is after the commercial!
Now, let's think about it together!
Time over! Boo-boo!
The correct answer is Real Japan Pro Wrestling!
You don't know?
I don't know!
That's not good!