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Tonight's super powers special!
A miraculous video that will shock everyone!
Adiosh AKB Republic!
It has begun! Adiosh AKB Republic!
Today's guest is...
Adiosh AKB Republic!
It was my dream to meet you, Adiosh.
I'm Itomu Enu. Nice to meet you.
Please tell us about today's project.
Today's project is...
Let's guess "scratch" with psychic power!
We didn't say we would do it, but...
Seriously, what is it?!
Actually, you can't buy "scratch" when you're underage.
So I went to buy it when I was 20 years old.
Seriously, it's impossible!
Seriously! That's right! That's right!
Seriously, we wanted to come too, but...
Look! Look! Look!
Okay, then! Ignore everything and...
VTR, start!
In the past, we used fortune-telling to guess horse races and win horse races.
With this, the staff who got carried away and got carried away will challenge even more legends this time!
The next target is "scratch"!
If you scrape a card and have enough money, you can win a lottery ticket!
Of course, you have to aim for it!
A lottery of 500,000 yen!
The probability of winning is one in 125,000!
It's 0.0008% probability!
However!
What are you doing?
If you have the power of a psychic, it's not a bad thing to find and hit one card.
Let's scratch with psychic power!
However, since we don't have military funds, we have President Ariyoshi.
He's a celebrity, so he's bound to give us money.
Then, President Ariyoshi kindly gave us 100,000 yen.
Can you guarantee me only silver?
I'll really drink it.
Don't buy anything weird.
I got it.
After listening to his harsh statement, they managed to get 100,000 yen of military funds.
Excuse me!
Shut up and go home!
And here are the members who will be lucky this time.
One, two...
A!
K!
B!
Researcher!
You're wrong.
Team A's Haruka Kateyama and Natsumi Matsubara!
We'll tell you why they were chosen later!
First, the first psychic appears!
In the world of psychic power, who is called "the first person"?
The psychic, Makoto Akiyama!
Not only in Japan, but also in the world, Akiyama- san is one of the best Japanese writers.
By the way, Akiyama-san advised how to win a lottery on his website.
Many people reported that they won the lottery.
In addition, Akiyama-san said that you can even blow people away with psychic power!
Here, Mimitsu.
As soon as Akiyama-san waved her hand, the lady's body moved violently!
Actually, this technique is the only technique recognized by the Chinese army that only Akiyama- san can use the power of his mind!
And after this, with further psychic power, he will challenge the one of Scrooge!
Next, the second psychic power.
What kind of psychic power will he use?
The second psychic power, Kitani-maki!
Kitani-san's psychic power is "investment technique"!
She will try out her psychic power with a trump card!
She will use a brand new trump card to invest so that she can't do it herself!
From this card, she will invest a joker card with only one card in it!
Wow, this is amazing!
Then, Kitani-san suddenly approaches the trump card!
That's right, Kitani-san's specialty is "sniffing investment"!
By sniffing, you can get more inspiration!
Let's have a one-shot match!
One, two...
Bang!
Wow!
Really?
Wow!
Amazing!
She managed to get a joker card with only one shot!
In addition, she will show off her sniffing investment in a place where she can't do it herself!
Oh, I see!
She will use an omikuzu from a shrine as an investment technique!
Yes, it's decided!
That's fast!
I chose...this one!
Can Kitani-san see the investment?
Wow!
She drew the fortune that only God knows from herself.
In fact, it was Kitani-san who chose these two people this time.
AKB and SBL's photos of members over 80 who can be purchased in small quantities are lined up.
Kitani-san invested it and chose the members who smelled of good luck.
AKB's representative lucky goddess.
And SBL's representative super powers.
The numbers are lined up.
We're aiming for 500,000 yen.
Out of 2.5 million cards, only 20 will be sold.
The probability is 0.0008%.
Where in the world is that card?
Ah, it's difficult. I can't do it.
First of all, we'll use super powers to determine where to buy them.
There are about 1,100 scratch shops in the city.
We'll look for a shop where one person is sleeping due to COVID-19.
So it's time for the first super power, Makoto Akiyama.
In fact, Mr. Akiyama has super powers that can find out where people are missing.
He has the ability to cooperate with the police and send a thank you note.
That super power is "dowsing".
This "dowsing" hung on the map.
When you come to a place where you feel something, Mr. Akiyama's super powers work and the "dowsing" starts to move violently.
Interesting.
It's shaking a lot.
It's getting bigger and bigger.
And when he put it in a certain place, the "dowsing" started to shake a lot.
Where is it?
It's shaking a lot.
Even if it's a little away from that place...
It's not shaking at all.
If you return it to the place where it shook once again...
It's getting bigger and bigger.
Certainly, Buriko clearly showed a strange movement.
The place where she was led like this is...
Countries.
Remote viewing determines where a country sleeps.
Remote viewing that invests in places you've never been to and depicts them in pictures.
It is said that President Fussein's abduction destination...
Was also found by an American CIA using this super power...
And became one of the most successful.
Wow, that's amazing.
It looks like a pyramid.
But it's blue in color.
A blue pyramid-shaped building that looks like a market place.
It's like a shortcake.
With a shape like the tip of it.
Next thing you saw was a triangle like a shortcake.
Further information gained from the investment...
In addition to the triangle and the pyramid...
Countless circles and things like roof frames.
Using this clue...
Countries will look for a market place.
We've arrived at the country's next stop.
AKB will look for a market place that matches the landscape drawn by Akiyama.
Then...
That's it! That's definitely it!
But it's not blue.
It's pyramid-shaped and almost blue in color.
Is this really the pyramid that Akiyama saw?
They find something and rush out.
Beyond that...
This market place at the tip of the triangle.
Is this the market place drawn by the landscape?
And...
Here's an innovative...
Further location discovered!
That's it! That's it for sure!
It really is a landscape painting and two buttons!
And furthermore, unwavering evidence is discovered near the button shop!
Isn't... isn't this it?
It is a shop of buttons that was right next to the button shop!
Many round buttons are displayed in the shop's walls!
Yes, this button!
Countless circles on the landscape painting must be pointing at it!
The shop identified by its superpower...
Yes, this is it!
Is located five minutes' walk from Kunitachi Station's south exit!
Kunitachi Chance Center!
There's no doubt about it!
And finally, we'll buy from the scratch bags lined up for sale!
We'll pick up one scratch!
Here, we have the second superpower holder...
Oh!
The smell investor, Mr. Kitani's turn!
How is it?
He buys 500 scratch cards for 100,000 yen!
And then...
We'll have him hold up those scratch cards through the glass...
And we'll use the smell investor to pick up the cards that we think we'll win!
I don't feel anything.
This is pretty scary.
It's pretty intense for me.
It's like an electromagnetic wave in my hand.
Kitani-san is scratching her cards one by one.
It's pretty intense for me.
Will we win?
I feel like we will win!
Like this, for 100,000 yen, the president bought 500,000 scratch cards.
Furthermore...
I'd like to pick the most intense one.
Please do.
We'd like the president of the studio to scratch his own cards as well.
Therefore, we'll use the smell investor to pick up the card that we think will win 500,000 yen.
I've picked one.
The most intense one?
The most intense one.
The one with the hottest feeling in it is...
In the middle, this one!
These 100 cards will be brought to the studio later.
I'm looking forward to it.
Here, the remaining 400 cards will be scraped by the members.
Wouldn't it be weird if it came out of here?
At that time...
Goto is rich!
This scratch, "Lucky Three", will win if three of the same cards are scraped.
Depending on the card, the price will be different.
If a blonde girl comes out, the prize will be 500,000 yen.
Of course, we're aiming for these three blonde girls!
Oh, I got 5.
5?
Yeah, I got 5.
I got 5.
Starting from the first one, she's the first one to win.
Oh, I got 4.
Oh, you got 4.
And now, she gets 4 for 1,000 yen.
Furthermore...
I got 4.
4.
I got 2.
She got 4 for 1,000 yen for 7 times.
1,000 yen...
And finally...
But...
Oh, I got 1.
Oh, no.
According to Katayama, things are getting tense.
Oh, no.
I got 1.
What should we do?
As a result...
It's good, isn't it?
While everyone is praying, Katayama cuts one more piece.
Go!
Oh, my heart.
Oh, I'm upset.
However...
Three pieces!
She got three pieces!
She did it!
She got 3 pieces for 3,000 yen with 0.2% chance of winning.
She cuts 400 pieces and collects them.
Six pieces are 100 yen for 39 pieces.
Five pieces are 500 yen for 41 pieces.
Four pieces are 1,000 yen for 7 pieces.
Three pieces are 3,000 yen for one piece.
In total...
She got 34,400 yen!
She has high expectations of winning 500,000 yen.
She must be sleeping with 100 pieces left, which is the highest probability she chose with her own investment.
I'll take these 100 pieces to the studio.
Please open it.
Yay!
So, I brought here 100 pieces of scratches chosen by psychic power.
I have 100 pieces.
Can they win 500,000 yen for each scratch with psychic power?
The miraculous moment will be revealed in the second half of the program.
Chosen Rock-paper-scissors Competition Enhanced Project
"How to make people angry" Rock-paper-scissors section.
In fact, when people are angry,
there is a research result that they make "goo" when playing rock-paper-scissors.
So, of course, if you make "pa" at that time,
you can win rock-paper-scissors.
In this program, you will learn how to win rock- paper-scissors.
"How to make people angry" Please watch it.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Are you serious?
Yes, I am serious!
This technique is really wonderful.
It makes the opponent's seriousness into a joke.
Hey!
I am serious about rock-paper-scissors!
And this technique!
Cat trick!
Rock-paper-scissors is not necessary for fighting.
If you use it persistently in a row, you will get angry.
I am angry!
You are not allowed to play rock-paper-scissors at close range.
What?
Rock-paper-scissors!
She is very annoying.
I am angry! I am angry!
Using this technique, she makes AKB's strongest woman, Sayaka Akimoto, angry.
Will she really make a mistake?
Now, I think that Professor Himonya will go to Akimoto's school.
Akimoto's strongest woman, Sayaka Akimoto, who has no idea about the plan,
will go to Akimoto's school.
Hello.
Today, we have a plan of rock-paper-scissors with AKB.
We would like to have a meeting about it.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors!
First of all, you are not allowed to use this technique.
I'm sorry. I didn't see it clearly.
It doesn't make sense at all.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Why are you doing like this?
What? What?
Do you want to play rock-paper-scissors?
Rock-paper-scissors!
She is getting angry.
I am angry!
Let's play rock-paper-scissors properly.
She has been doing it for a long time.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Power in my fist! Power in my fist!
This technique is the ultimate way of getting angry in rock-paper-scissors.
It's called "high pitch".
The technique is to make a high pitch that is too excessive for each action.
Power in my fist! Power in my fist!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Here it is! The ultimate way of getting angry in rock- paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors!
This is annoying.
She is angry.
She is very angry.
You are serious, aren't you?
No.
You are serious, aren't you?
No, you are more serious than me.
Are you OK?
Yes.
Are you OK? Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
What?
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Why?
She said "Let's play rock-paper-scissors".
What?
Excuse me, but is it OK for you to play rock- paper-scissors?
Is this really a shooting?
So?
No!
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Are you serious?
Yes, I am serious.
I will be angry for 5 seconds.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
What?
What do you mean "what"?
I want to play rock-paper-scissors.
What do you mean "what"?
It doesn't matter.
Rock-paper-scissors!
It doesn't matter.
What?
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors!
One, two, three!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Rock, paper, scissors.
I did it!
As expected!
Rock, paper, scissors!
When a person is angry...
When you play rock, paper, scissors...
You have to hit rock.
I'm so pissed off!
Amazing!
It was true!
The result of verification...
If you can make a person angry...
You can definitely win rock, paper, scissors.
Because...
The angry opponent is...
Rock, paper, scissors!
Yay!
If you can't make a person angry...
You have to hit rock!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
Can you win 1,500,000 yen scratch cards with your psychic powers?
500 scratch cards purchased for 100,000 yen
According to psychic powers, 1,500,000 yen is hidden in these cards...
Oh, 1,000,000 yen!
If a blonde woman appears, 1,500,000 yen...
Go!
Oh...
That was close! Will a miracle happen?
So, we have scraped off all 500 cards!
I'm curious about the total...
44,000 yen minus 59,600 yen...
That's 6,000,000 yen!
Oh, it's 5,000,000 yen!
Can you give me your receipt?
And we'll punish you!
We'll punish you!
Hey, you in the north! Hey, you in the north!
This is President Ariyoshi's punishment corner!
This time, Kojima Haruna will punish you with her psychic powers!
Here I go...
Haa!
Haaa!
Haa!
On the program's mobile site, you can receive the original voice and the voice-over!
Passed!
Also...
Welcome back! Good work today!
You worked hard all day, so I'll give you a reward!
Harunyan "Kiss No Movie" is also on stream!
Here I go.
Ha!
Haaaaaa!
Ha!
Muhahahaha!
You did it in public!
Next, Ms. Nito.
Yes.
Oh, I don't like it anymore.
Please stand here normally.
Can I stand normally?
Let's go.
Ha!
Haaaaaa!
Ha!
Ahahahaha!
Oh, stop it!
And I just held it down.
So, you did it in public!
You did it in public!
Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic Ameiba Pig.
Start selling Ishida Haruka Produce items!
After this, self-study notice! The students are going crazy!