AISubs v3.5
Tonight...
No, those four are Aerosmiths.
With the end of the comedy show...
A new project will appear that will save many comedians!
In addition...
Chinchin Train!
Chinchin Train's consecutive Ariyoshi A.T.V. Co- op!
This time, it's a summer holiday special guest...
Comedian Comedy Festival Special!
President's Assistant...
Team Researcher's Haruka Shimada...
Researcher's Tiger Hamoneff!
When did you become like that?
Oh, yeah, yeah!
7 talented comedians...
Will reveal new jokes about A.T.V.!
"Was it funny or not?"...
First Lady, Haruna Koshima will judge!
The winner will receive a special reward!
That's right, I brought it from home today!
Oh, really?
Oh, I'm looking forward to it!
If only it was underwear...
Underwear?
No, that's not it!
With that said...
The first comedian is...
This person!
Here it is!
In the morning...
Under the screw...
A red lantern I entered alone...
Please give me some alcohol, please give me some alcohol...
Osaka, Koishiigura...
OK, Pogi-san!
How is it, president?
It's no good, right?
Because AKB48 is the one who sings this song!
Oh, is that so?
Since you produced this song for us...
You should have made it more like an idol song!
Yes, like an idol song!
I don't go to the bathroom...
I... don't... poop...
Hey, stop it! Stop it!
It's true that you have that image, but...
But Kojima Harada has that image, doesn't he?
Well, I know it, but...
You know it, but you don't have to say it now!
If you don't produce a song that feels like AKB48...
AKB48...
That's right!
My big brother's girlfriend is ugly...
48 years old...
What are you saying?
AKB48...
That's not an abbreviation for 'my big brother's girlfriend is ugly, 48 years old'!
Do you understand?
Okay!
What do you mean?
You should have made it a song that sells well!
I bought a wallet...
I bought a bag...
I bought a watch...
Yes!
It's cheap!
Are you crazy?!
That's not what I mean!
You should have made it more like a pop song!
Pop, pop!
I like bread!
You like bread!
I like rice!
Go home!
Okay, Kojima-san, please give us your verdict!
You passed!
Don't tell me you're okay with pooping down your pants?
Oh, I forgot! It's bread, so I forgot!
Hello, we're DOBROCK.
Today, please listen to the song we wrote.
"AKB".
AKB 2-NO-WA
As a national idol
AKB 2-NO-WA
Play with a man's heart
After three months
I want to go on a date with everyone
As long as you work hard
I feel like I can go out with one person
AKB
I wish I could flirt
AKB
I want to untie my ponytail
AKB
Even if you show me your thighs, you won't show me your pants
AKB
Do you want a romance with us?
Please give us a score!
Please!
Passed!
I want you to do your best.
What is it?
It's just a joke.
No, no, you always cut it off and make it about me today.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Good morning!
Then, I'll tell you the story.
Today, I came up with an idea about AKB48.
Today, AKB48 is disbanded.
Obviously, it's big.
Somehow, there are many people who have joined.
Obviously, it's a doll.
Sometimes, Mr. Akimoto comes out.
Somehow, I can't find the wall.
It's here.
Somehow, the handshake meeting became like this.
I made a big discovery.
It's AKB48, but if you do it like this...
If you do it like this, it's Mr. Akimoto.
That's all.
Mr. Akimoto, please judge.
Yes, which one?
I passed!
You passed! Congratulations!
Did you really pass?
I passed!
It's been a while since you passed.
Mr. Kojima, you don't look like you passed.
I passed during rehearsal.
Mr. Kojima, why did you pass?
It's been a while since I saw you like that, so I passed!
Stop it!
That's all.
CYCLONE JAMMETS
CYCLONE JAMMETS!
Let's start the lesson.
I'd like to start the lesson of AKB's dance.
Thank you for your cooperation.
What kind of dance is it?
We're going to do a dance that follows the lyrics of the music.
Let's start with the first choreography.
One and two and three and four.
I like this table.
If you say you like this table, I'll steal it for you.
That's all for now.
Let's move on to the music.
Music, start!
Next, I think there are people who don't know it. I will do a short version, so please follow me. Let's go!
1 and 2 and 3 and 4
MADE BEAM! MADE BEAM!
That's it! It's very easy. Let's move on to the music. Music, start!
Let's move on to the long version.
Please remember the choreography.
Let's go!
One and two and three and four.
Is this all the moving luggage?
OK.
I'll open it for you.
It's open.
I opened it.
OK.
It's open.
I hit it.
Oh, it's in this bag.
You already bought it.
OK. Give me the car key.
OK. That's it.
Let's move on to the music.
Music, start!
It's like "Give me the key", it's a bit forceful.
Oh, you noticed it now!
That's it for today's lesson. Let's meet again somewhere!
Cosmo-san, please give us a comment!
It's music!
I'm not good at dancing, so I was hoping for a teacher like you.
Please do it for us.
It's not cute at all.
Be careful of the speed of the entertainment world's cycle.
Suddenly a new star comes.
The company suddenly changes its attitude.
My job pushes me to the left.
Thank you very much.
Cosmo-san, please give us a comment!
It's music!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your hard work! Thank you for your hard work! Thank you for your hard work!
It's really hard!
Kojima-san, why did you lose?
It's really persuasive!
Thank you for your hard work!
I'm doing things like Twitter, but...
It's nice weather today, so I'd like to drink beer.
I got a reply from an amateur.
Drinking alcohol is not a bad thing.
I'm aware of that.
Just saying "I'd like to drink alcohol" makes you think of "baked salmon".
"Chakuchaku" and "ippatsu" and "mandan" are getting too complete.
I'm Yamauchi Yami.
I upload AKB48 information that was circulating on the Internet...
...to an original melody and just read it.
AKB48 is...
...in one word...
...an idol you can go see!
Kojima Haruna is...
...an idol you can go see!
She's an idol you can go see!
She's telling her grandpa that...
...AKB's Kojima Haruna is gay...
...and that she's doing a crazy entertainment job.
She's telling him a lie!
Oh, oh, oh, liar, liar!
Okay, come on!
Born on July 22nd, 1995...
...the same birthday as the player...
...Kanata Tsunori...
...Emoto Takenori...
...Denny Gonzalez!
Katayama Haruka is...
...a singer!
Haruka is... konbini onigiri... konbini onigiri...
Nori is... nori is...
Tamesugi... tamesugi...
Only white rice!
Do you want some?
President Ariyoshi doesn't remember the names of any of the researchers of the AKB.
And he doesn't seem like he's going to end it.
Thank you!
Mr. Tajima, please give us your answer!
Fugokaku!
Fugokaku?!
That was pretty exciting!
It seems like you don't like people on the left.
But you love AKB, don't you?
No, I'm only interested in anime.
So I don't care.
It's a no!
Why is he saying it's a no?!
I'm sorry.
Yes, yes, thank you very much.
Well, it's great that we can come and do manzai in front of young people like this.
Well, it's true that it's summer now and there are a lot of summer events.
Ah, summer festivals.
Summer festivals sure are nice, aren't they? There are a lot of good restaurants and stalls and you can eat a lot of good food, aren't they?
Yes, yes.
Don Quijote's 8th floor in Akihabara.
There's an AKB theater up there. Aren't you allowed to talk about that now?
I'm talking about summer festivals now.
There's apple candy and you can eat a lot of good food, aren't you?
Yes, yes. Rock, paper, scissors? Yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
Even if you play rock, paper, scissors, you can't be selected.
What are you trying to say?
Yes, yes.
That's because you're ugly, Kojiharu-chan. What do you mean by that?
That doesn't concern me. What do you mean by that?
Yes, ugly is ugly, but...
...no three ugly.
You're really something.
Do you remember all of the AKB members?
Come on, say it. You're really something.
Yes, yes.
No, those four are Aerosmiths.
None of them are AKB.
Yes, only AKB. What's wrong with you?
You're stupid.
All of you are stupid.
Mr. Koshiura, please give us your answer.
You passed!
Kojima-san, why did you pass?
Both of you were very cute, so I passed!
Thank you very much!
And now, the winner will receive a special reward from Kojima Haruna!
Now, Kojima-san, what is your reward?
Yes, I would like to present you with my sexy voice!
Please look forward to it in the second half of the show!
Selection Rock-Paper-Scissors Competition Enhancement Project!
Tonight, we have invited a professor whom everyone hates!
As you know, it is Professor Himonya!
He is a world-renowned swordsman who studies many ways of infuriating people!
Professor of Language Studies at Tokyo Tokai University, Himonya Jun!
Actually, when people are angry, they use "gu" when playing Rock-Paper-Scissors.
So, of course, if you use "pa" at that moment, you win Rock-Paper-Scissors!
How to infuriate people with Rock-Paper-Scissors! First of all, this technique! It's magical!
Rock-Paper-Scissors!
- You're serious, right? - Yes, I'm serious!
- Really? - Yes!
This is a technique to make fun of your partner's seriousness.
Hey! I really want to win!
I'm serious.
- I'm serious. - I'm serious. - I'm serious!
I'm sorry.
- This is annoying! - This is annoying!
- I really want to win! - I want to win! - I want to win!
- You're blocking me! This is annoying! - You're serious, right?
When people are angry, they play rock-paper- scissors to win!
There are other ways of making people angry with rock- paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Professor, what kind of technique is this?
This is called "ban" or "ban" is how you make people angry with rock-paper-scissors.
But I can only make a sound of "Goo" now.
Do you want to try it, Nagao?
Yes!
Let's do it!
Rock-paper-scissors!
That was fast!
Nagao is completely angry now.
Rock-paper-scissors!
I'm angry now.
She's upset.
Because I said "goo"
I'm angry now.
Professor, what is this?
This is called "cat trick" or "cat trick" is how you make people angry with rock-paper-scissors.
Next week...
Rock-paper-scissors!
What are you doing?
A.K.B.48's strongest woman, Sayaka Akimoto, is angry!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Can you stop saying "rock-paper-scissors"?
Are you serious?
Yes, I'm serious.
I'll cut you off in 5 seconds.
A.K.B.48's strongest woman is furious! What will happen next?
Huh?
Don't "huh" me!
I want to help you, but I can't.
I want to subscribe!
We've been waiting for you! Sexy Voice Live!
Well, Kojima-san, let's get started.
Chinchin Train!
I don't need a train!
Please don't say you don't need a train.
A train is important.
I'll fire it from Doboro-kun's car.
I'll fire Chinchin Train.
After the commercial, Kojima-haruna's Chinchin Train fires!
Hello! I'm Kojima-haruna, the leader of the Peaceful Nation Knights.
Kojiharu's armor series will be broadcast live on Nico Nico video!
Kojiharu-chan, who was appointed as the leader of the Knights to protect the peace of the Peaceful Nation,
will wear an armor and challenge to be a servant for the first time,
will wear an armor and eat Italian food for the first time,
and that excitement will come back!
Also...
Everyone on Earth, please give me strength!
Queen of Dress, Chuck Voice is also on stream!
Please support my leadership!
I'll fire Chinchin Train!
If you don't mind, can I hear your "get up and come here"?
Me?
No matter what, I'll tell you!
Rudy-san...
You did it!
The party hasn't ended yet!
Please wait 7 years!
Big hit! Ameiba Pig!
Ishida Haruka Design's cute pants are on sale!
After this, Kojima Haruna's perfect "kind rain" is on sale!
"Kind rain" is coming!
Why?
Do you want me to say something?
No, nothing in particular.
You did it! Why did you do it?