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Good evening!
Tonight's show is also on air, "Hey, that's an AKB song, isn't it?"
Yay!
Well, since it's summer vacation, it's "kani".
"Kani"?
Since it's summer vacation?
I don't know what you're talking about.
This is the member who brought us this song.
Hi! I'm Akimo Saiga of Team K, who's strong, tall and beautiful.
Nice to meet you!
Okay, let's move on to today's song!
Since it's summer vacation, we've prepared a project like this.
"AKB is in the mood for fun" versus "Summer Vacation Research Special"!
Okay, these are the two researchers who went on location!
It's summer vacation!
Yomi and Ami!
Yay!
What are you doing?
Sit down!
What are you doing?
It's summer vacation! Have fun!
Do you have a weapon? Go, go!
Tonight, AKB researchers will answer questions from the program staff!
I like you. Definitely.
"AKB is in the mood for fun" versus "Summer Vacation Research Special"!
AKB researchers!
The first free research is...
Which is stronger, extremely spicy food or extremely sour food?
This time, when AKB researchers eat extremely spicy and sour food in the same amount,
which one will react first?
First of all, the representative of extreme spiciness is hell's miso ramen with ten times of chili pepper.
What kind of ramen is it?
When we visited the restaurant...
Welcome back! This is the tenth hell's miso ramen in Urameni!
This is the hell's miso ramen with ten times of chili pepper.
From its appearance, it looks spicy.
When we compare it with normal ones...
It's red!
It's different in color.
Wow, it looks good!
How is it?
It's spicy!
It's spicy, isn't it?
I'm tearing up!
Not only the spiciness, but also the researchers are tearing up.
And the representative of sourness is Filipino food, adobo!
It's a food you're not used to hearing about...
But many customers come here because of its sourness.
This is Filipino food, adobo, which is famous for its sourness.
When you look at it, it doesn't look sour at all.
Oh, I know! I know!
It's cooked with a lot of pork and chicken, so it's pretty sour.
It's good! It's good!
But with this sourness, it's not enough for extremely spicy ramen.
What are you making me do?
So, this time, they specially added a lot of vinegar!
They made adobo ten times sourer than normal.
If you drink soup with too much sourness...
How is it?
Sour!
This should be able to compete with extremely spicy ramen!
Extremely spicy ramen vs. sour soup!
Isn't it better if it's spicy?
The one who will judge who won...
is a researcher with no knowledge of the content at all...
Over!
Mixing the soup in a fair ratio of one to one...
This ramen is complete!
Indeed, which will be the first reaction after drinking the soup?
Which one will it be?
It's ramen, isn't it?
I'm about to cry...
Which one?
S...
Is it sour?
The sourness is strong!
Sour!
Extremely sour?
Oh, it's sour!
Sour!
So, the winner is Sour!
What will happen if you spray perfume on Kusaya?
Kusaya is famous for its strong smell.
And Kusaya is famous for its sweet smell.
First of all, Kusaya has 752 smell levels.
On the other hand, Kusaya has 724 smell levels.
Although they have different smell genres, they have almost the same strength.
So, which one will smell better if you spray perfume on Kusaya?
How much are you going to spray?
A lot?
You're going to spray a lot, right?
How is it?
Huh?
Which one?
Ah, I can't do it!
What?
Doesn't it smell?
Not at all! It really stinks!
Kusaya...
It stinks, doesn't it?
Ah, I see...
It stinks, doesn't it?
So, Kusaya vs. Kusaya
Kusaya wins!
And here, they continue their research.
Any smell can create a bad breath.
If you spray this on Kusaya, will her strong smell disappear?
Here we go.
Wow!
Oh, no!
It stinks!
As a result, Kusaya's bad breath doesn't disappear even if you spray this on her.
The next research is to see if you can team up with an octopus.
What is this?
What did you get?
Since they want to team up with a lively octopus,
they will try to catch an octopus in the busy sea.
Oh, you caught it in one go.
As you can see, it looks like candy.
But it only takes 30 minutes for them to move the thread.
I got one!
No way!
I got one!
No way!
I got one!
The captain caught a thread!
Here we go!
Ah!
They successfully caught a lively octopus!
Taking a picture with this octopus
Is there a shoulder here?
Shoulder! Shoulder! Shoulder! Shoulder! What kind of shoulder is that?
We don't know if this octopus is a male or female, but if it's a male,
the third hand on the right is the reproductive organ, so be careful
Putting an octopus and a shoulder together
Cute! Cute!
I'll turn it this way
Turning the octopus's hand desperately towards the researcher's shoulder
Cute! Cute!
Successfully taking a commemorative picture with an octopus and a shoulder!
Next is a mud dumpling that was often made in the sand as a child
If you polish this mud dumpling, it will shine like this
Do you know that?
In addition, you can make colorful mud dumplings as well
But this size, color and shine...
It looks like something
That's right! It's a billiard ball!
Will you be able to hit a break shot with a mud dumpling?
This time, we asked for cooperation from a mud dumpling specialist, the Mud Dumpling Science Association
Since we aimed for a billiard ball, we didn't dare to color it
The number of days it took to knead, polish and dry the mud was three days
The way it was polished by a skilled craftsman, its size and gloss are no longer an exaggeration of a billiard ball
Compared to a normal mud dumpling, its shine is outstanding
And the key hardness is...
This hardness! Can a break shot hit it?
With high expectations in their hearts, they head up to the billiard hall where the experiment will be held
In addition, in order to pay respect to the mud dumplings, they asked Mr. Fujiki, who has a winning experience in billiard tournaments, for a break shot
The number of days it took to make it...three days
The fate of the mud dumplings that everyone put their hearts and souls into is...
Three days!
This is so sad!
As a result...
They couldn't meet and fell apart.
What's with you?
And the last free research is...
When you confess your love to an AKB member, does your body heat up?!
I'm curious!
What's this?
Confessing your love to someone you don't know.
When you have such a wonderful experience...
Everyone gets excited and their bodies heat up.
AKB48 has become national idols now.
If they confessed their love to you...
Your body will heat up with excitement and excitement!
So...
To the AD Sato-kun who has never confessed his love to a woman...
Researcher Oba confesses his love in a prank.
His body temperature is verified with a thermography.
AD Sato-kun is told that his body temperature drops a lot in the water bath.
It's said to be a free research location.
With his body completely cooled down...
How hot will a person's body get?!
Since it's just the two of them here...
The other staff are leaving.
If AKB confesses their love...
Will their bodies heat up?!
Good work, Sako-san!
Good work!
Are you okay in the water bath?
No, not at all.
What is this?!
First, Oba carefully watches over AD Sato-kun.
Wow, you're doing your best! Amazing!
Are you with your girlfriend right now?
No, I'm not.
You're not?
Is it true?
Yes, it's true.
Something's wrong! Something's not right!
What's wrong with your face?!
I said I like you.
What?!
Yes.
I like you. Definitely.
No way!
Please reply me when you're done with work.
What kind of offer is this?!
This is going to be bad!
What is the response of A.D. Sako, who was confessed to by A.K.B.?
Please reply me when you're done with work.
When A.K.B. confessed their love with their ears,
it was obvious that their faces got warmer.
Their faces change a lot compared to before confession.
What's with this voice?
I like you.
Sensei!
Sensei, you're too much!
Let's verify more questions.
What happens if sexy teacher Okazaki confesses her love?
A.K.B. vs. Sexy Sensei!
Who will make their bodies hotter?!
My body...
is getting hotter...
You're wrong!
Sensei!
I'm getting excited!
What's with you?
If I confessed my love...
will you marry me?
Of course, I'd be happy.
Really?!
I'm so happy!
I love you, Sako-kun!
Looking at A.D. Sako-kun's body when Okazaki- sensei confessed his love...
Wow! It's pretty red!
Isn't it hotter than when A.K.B. confessed their love?!
Now that we have the results, we have a story for you, Eddy and Sako.
We're getting married!
Congratulations!
And so, compared to A.K.B.,
when Sexy confessed her love, people's body temperature rose!
But there's another shocking fact!
The one whose body temperature rose the most was actually Sexy, who confessed her love!
What was her body temperature?!
38 degrees Celsius!
Even though Sexy was in the water bath, she was still passionate!
I see...
That wasn't a good experiment.
But this isn't the end of it!
We're going to do some DNA research in the studio!
So, will the laundry scissors erase the pain?!
Yes, according to rumors, if there are two painful places in a human body, one of them seems to be erased.
Oh, I see.
Well, for now, we'd like to conduct an experiment here.
Okay, everyone...
I'd like to put this on the president's face and conduct the experiment...
No!
No, no, no...
It's usually a little smaller, right? Why is it a big one?
Are the rumors really true?!
We'll conduct an experiment using President Arios' body!
President Kaneda...
Oh, you're putting it in a weird place!
All of it!
Ow!
What a face!
This isn't good...
I think it hurts now, but if you give me one more pain, one of the pains will disappear and it'll hurt again, so please rest assured.
If you could just bear with it for now...
What should I do?
Okay, then, can you turn your back towards me?
What are you going to do?
If you give me one more pain, one of the pains will disappear and it'll hurt again, so please rest assured.
How is it?
Both of them hurt!
What?!
Both of them hurt!
That can't be!
Both of them hurt!
That's weird!
You're lying!
It really hurts!
Isn't it because it's a different theme?
It might be different if someone else did it.
Then, Sano-chan!
You're both adults, so...
Sano-chan!
Try it!
It'll hurt!
I'm sorry, but can you not clap?
Here I go!
It hurts now, but...
Ow!
Both of them hurt!
Huh?
Both of them hurt!
You're the one who's been doing it!
One, two...
Ow!
It's obvious you're not going to react!
It looks painful, it looks scary...
It hurts!
It hurts when you touch it!
It hurts!
Come on, let me do it too!
Can you try it once?
What, you want me to do it?
You're lying! You're lying!
This is hard!
You're lying, right?!
Huh, for real?!
You're lying!
Kenran is a sea urchin!
Ouch!
Everyone, please don't do this cheap free speech.
What will you do about the punishment?
Punishment!
No way!
One, two, three!
The punishment for President Arias is cola!
Hey!
What? What? What?
Hey you!
Idiot!
What is it?
What is it? What is it?
The shape of your nose!
It doesn't matter!
The shape of your nose!
It can't be helped!
Give up your thumb! Give up your thumb!
Yes, we will do it, the punishment!
What?
This is the punishment we have prepared for you this time, Akimoto!
What is it?
What?
What is this?
Well, from now on, Akimoto will...
Yes.
...play with the strongest players of the Republic of Arios and do arm wrestling.
The strongest players?
Yes.
And...
Yes.
Well...
This is poop perfume.
Who would wear something like that?
I will apply a lot of poop perfume here.
The loser will stink of poop.
Even though you work in the morning!
Poop perfume for 609 yen is now on sale!
Now, let's start the arm wrestling battle that smells like poop!
Let's do it!
Oh, no!
It stinks!
Oh, no! This is a serious incident!
Now, once you get your hands on it...
Oh, no! It stinks!
It stinks!
Oh, no!
It really stinks!
Oh, no!
It stinks!
Well, now...
The Republic of Arios players who will play against Akimoto will enter the ring!
Akimoto, prepare yourself!
What? What? What?
I'm Tiger Sano!
Yeah!
Muscle idol, Sayaka Akimoto!
Also known as "the strongest warrior in China,"
Tiger Sano!
Now, let's start our "punching competition" with the smell of poop!
Ready...
Go!
Ah!
Alright! Feels good!
Change your position!
Sana, change your position!
This is bad! I can't lose this match!
I want to do it too!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I'm serious! Please let me participate! I'm serious! I'm serious!
President Arioshi's emergency participation!
Who's going to be the one who's going to smell like poop?!
Ready... Go!
With the smell of poop, Resmoe Battle...
Who's going to smell like poop?!
Ready... Go!
Wow!
Wow! President's house!
Let me scratch you.
That's all for today's corner!
This is crazy!
Community service, Ameiba PIG!
AKB48 new team chosen from 1 million seconds!
Team PIG has been decided!
The members are...
MAIDA ATSUKO...
KASAI TOMOMI...
KATAYAMA HARUKA...
NITO MOENO...
NATSUI SAKIKO!
Thank you for choosing Team PIG, which will be released on October 27th.
Please continue to support Team PIG!
On top of that, the show's mobile phone is also in excellent condition!
Akimoto Sayaka's mobile phone is waiting for you!
Also, after the recording was done, we added the arm wrestling tournament!
This is a must-see! Access is waiting for you!
Ameiba PIG, aka AKB Republic!
Umeda Yaka Produce's "Bring It In Summer" seawater- soaked goods are on sale now!
Ameiba PIG Produce's "Bring It In Summer" seawater- soaked goods are on sale now!
That professor is back!
Next week, we'll learn how to make people angry with rock-paper-scissors!
This is annoying!
Are you serious?
Next week, we'll learn how to make people angry with rock-paper-scissors!