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Good evening. I'm Haruna Kojima.
Tonight's show is also on air. It's "Ariushi akb Republic yeah yeah"!
What was that?
It's an elephant.
An elephant? You're pretty good at it.
Thank you for having me.
Shall we begin?
This is the member who brought us the song.
It's Haruken, do it!
I'm Haruken, 16 years old.
Nice to meet you, I'm Haruken, also known as Ishida Ayaka.
I'm kakeppuchi idol Ume Ayaka.
Are you still kakeppuchi?
Yes, I'm still kakeppuchi.
We did a show together before.
Do your best.
I will do my best.
Let's get started with today's show.
Let's do it!
Today's show is...
Following akb, a new akb rival has appeared!
Really?
Who is it? Who is it?
A new akb rival has appeared!
If this happens, we're in trouble.
What should we do?
What is this?
It smells like tea.
Let's get started with the show.
Start the show!
Akb48 election general election.
Akb48 election general election held a few days ago.
Oshima Yuko!
By popular vote from fans, the top 7 members who were chosen were popularized.
God's 7 people.
And this time, those 7 people, by one man's hands, will be reborn as Ramen!
Look, it's Ishigami.
Ramen...
48!
He's back again!
Produced by Ramen's Ishigami Hideyuki.
By God's man's Ramen selection election,
Ramen will become an idol group that surpasses akb48!
A!
K!
B!
KBS!
Ishigami...
Let's go!
Yes!
Ramen 48!
Kojima-san is in God's team!
He barely made it!
Amazing!
Watanabe Mayu!
With an ultimate idol face, Mayu-yu!
There is a ramen that looks like Mayu-yu...
What are you saying?
What do you mean?
Wow!
Wow, it's beautiful!
This ramen features pure white soup made only from chicken broth.
This whiteness...
A color I've seen somewhere...
Yes!
Doesn't it look like Mayu-yu's fair skin?
And even the taste of Mayu-yu itself!
What does that mean?
Watari Roka Hashiritai
"Watari Roka Hashiritai" is Mayu-yu's unit.
The soup that passes through Ishigami's throat is indeed Mayu-yu that runs in Watari Roka!
There's a limit.
Oh, it's a good bite.
It's delicious!
How is it?
It's said that it's rich in flavor and umami.
It's 100% my charm!
This ramen is Mayu-yu itself, which is 100% filled with the charm of idols!
This ramen is always the same!
It's exactly the same!
For you who wants to meet Mayu-yu who became ramen,
we'll introduce you to the access of the shop with the youth flag of "Watari Roka Hashiritai"!
Watari Roka Hashiritai
I hope NKB fans won't hate me.
Ramen Forty-Eight!
The next member is this shop, "Kahutei"!
It's a light soy sauce ramen based on chicken.
It looks delicious!
I don't know who you're imagining,
but if you take a bite of the soup, it's obvious!
Who is it?
These tears!
It's no doubt that it's the same as when she won first place in the last general election!
Please give me attention and push my back.
Please follow me!
I won't say it's all.
Just one bite.
Please drink it.
Drink it!
The biggest feature of this ramen that Yuko can eat is the noodles.
Actually, these are handmade noodles.
Usually, machines do the work, but she does it herself.
That's amazing.
Actually, this handmade work was also Yuko Oshima's own.
She carefully kneads the selected wheat flour by herself.
She puts the kneaded dough in the refrigerator and lets it mature.
Yes, it looks like...
Yuko sleeping in a trunk.
She uses a cotton swab to stretch the dough.
If you look closely, the person holding the cotton swab is...
Yuko clinging to a palm tree.
This ramen is full of charm like Yuko.
Let's tell you the secret of its deliciousness with the famous song "Iiwake Maybe".
Iiwake Maybe!
You have a good face.
Ramen 48
To go to the next shop, let's go south.
- You've moved. - South? South?
You've noticed that I have a good sense of humor.
The next member is...
Minami Takahashi!
His body is small, but his energy is high!
Such high energy can only be expressed with ramen!
This time, it's the smallest owner, Kobayashi-san!
However, as you can see, the ramen is full of energy!
Chili peppers and plenty of garlic!
Thickly sliced pork and vegetables that are just about to overflow!
It's a ramen that combines service-minded high energy into one bowl of rice!
To go with the rich soup with a lot of back fat floating in it,
it's a special type of noodles that even the owner can't resist!
Oh, it's thick!
That's right! The unique feature of Takamina Ramen is the amount of noodles!
But what's amazing is not only the amount of noodles!
If you look closely,
each noodle is cut into one bundle!
Interesting!
As the soup enters the noodles, they intertwine with each other!
Think about it! This noodle!
Takamina's leadership overflows!
AKB48's fame!
Oh, that's right! How did you know?
Please listen to the secret of the owner who came up with such a unique noodle
in the owner's version of "Ponytail" and "Shushu"!
That's right!
Takamina's explanation was too long!
Next, the members!
I'm glad you didn't look south!
Kojima Haruna!
Finally, our first lady, Kojiharu has appeared!
Even from the store's name, it's already Kojiharu!
Look at this! It says "Kojia", right?
Kojia, Kojia, Kojima, Kojima!
It's really Kojima! No, isn't this Kojima Haruna herself?
That's right!
Kojia's ramen with the same name!
Of course, there's a lot of Kojiharu-like things inside!
First, this noodle!
No matter how you look at it, it looks like udon, doesn't it?
That's right! Even though it's a delicious ramen, the noodle is udon!
The part that's missing is Kojima-san-like!
Ah, I see!
Not only is the noodle convincing, even the person who made it is Kojiharu himself!
Thank you for waiting!
Handing over a bowl like this!
There's no doubt about it, this is Kojiharu handing over a cake as a surprise!
And then, this figure wearing a counter!
Kojiharu washing his face with a ponytail and a scarf!
You! You don't know which one is Kojiharu!
This store originally specialized in Sanuki udon!
A miraculous collaboration of authentic Sanuki udon and Japanese-style ramen soup!
Kojiharu's No Cerebus hit song "Rai"'s ramen version will show you its charm!
I'm not angry! I'm not angry!
Sanuki udon is delicious!
My throat is cold!
Ramen 14-0!
The next member is...
Itano Tomomi!
Her little devilish smile is attractive, cool Tomochin!
This is the ramen that Tomochin's soul got into!
But if you look closely, even though it's ramen, there's no steam at all!
What should we hide here?
Like Tomochin, it's a cool cold ramen!
Tonkotsu, chicken skin, and seafood mix together in a triple soup...
and a special soy sauce sauce!
After boiling thin noodles using pre-washed wheat flour...
put it in cold water and cool it down in one go!
The rich taste of the cold triple soup...
and the cool and refreshing thin noodles...
make for a stylish cold ramen!
It's just like cool Tomochin himself!
And even the tools used in this ramen shop are Tomochin himself!
Speaking of Tomochin's charms...
aside from his cute mouth, his sword!
At first glance, it's just a regular sword...
but when you hold it...
yes, it's a sword!
Not only that, but if you also pour in the chili oil and vinegar in it...
yes, it's a sword!
I can't help but want to get bitten by a sword!
Ramen 48!
The next member is...
Mariko Shiroda!
A.K.B's fashion leader, Mariko-sama!
She has come to Omotesando Hills' only ramen shop!
Look at this sophisticated and chic shop!
It's Mariko-sama, who has a stylish interior!
How does Mariko-sama's ramen look like?
Wow, it's amazing!
It's delicious!
It's amazing!
By the way, there's nothing useless about it.
It's really sophisticated.
It's kind of like Mariko-sama.
Yes!
Moreover, what imaged Mariko-sama wasn't only this golden soup.
The white and soft thin straight noodles
are like Mariko-sama's sexy body line that stretches out.
And the original bowl of this restaurant is also...
If you look closely...
It looks exactly like Mariko-sama's egg-shaped face!
It's as if you're eating yourself, Mariko-sama!
Ramen 48!
The last member of Ramen 48 is...
Maeda Atsuko!
It's time for the second announcement of the AKB48 election.
AKB48...
Team A belongs to!
With a shocking announcement, the fans are excited!
Excited?! Excited?!
Speaking of excitement...
Whales!
And so, whales have come!
A station that's perfect for kids who've worked as a center in many songs!
Simple ramen from the past...
Will it taste like it?
Mmm!
It's super good!
It's good, right?
I said I'd show you at the end, but you're still bad at reporting!
Bad, bad?!
Are you serious about telling me?!
You can't be serious about this phrase!
Are you serious about telling me?!
The line itself of the loud-voiced diamond, Maeda Atsuko!
Are you serious about telling me?!
Oh, I'm sorry!
I ended up like Maeda-san.
When you eat this ramen, anyone can end up like Acchan.
The secret of Acchan's appearance was in the soup.
Chicken skin, vegetables, kelp, etc.
By simmering it for a long time, this transparent soup is completed.
It's like...
I'm 38 years old, Maeda Atsuko.
I'm 14 years old. Nice to meet you.
14 years old.
She joined AKB48 from the beginning.
By growing up slowly,
she became a transparent idol.
Acchan herself.
The tears she shed during the general election.
Yes, Acchan's movement from the center has been decided.
And this angel too.
This year, her movement from the center to the north has been decided.
However, the angel continues to work hard even at a new tempo.
(The 7 Ramen)
This is just right!
I don't need this!
And...
When the 7 ramen came together...
A miracle happened!
55 years old.
It's fine!
What's wrong? Are you okay?
All of it!
Are you going to eat all of it?
7 kinds of soup for 1 ramen!
After this, President Ariyoshi is going to try it!
So, I brought God's Seven Ramen from Ramen 48!
Thank you for coming!
It does look good.
If you mix the 7 kinds of ramen soup I introduced you, it will be even better!
You can't mix 7 kinds!
What's this noodle?
It's Tamina's!
Oh, it's this! The one that's connected!
Thank you for it!
It looks hard to eat!
Huh? It's good!
Huh? Why is it good?!
It's good!
It's really good!
I think it was pretty good this time, so I think it's a reward!
No!
I feel like a stone god, and I'm full!
This is a punishment!
What?! Be honest!
Wait a minute! Really!
But I thought this might happen, so I prepared another project for Marjie!
What?!
This is the project!
Huh?
Unidentified creature captured by Yuma!
Yeah!
Do you want to know what it is?
Yes, we do.
The content of it is...
I'll show you next week!
Why don't you do it on your own?
Why don't you show it on your own?
I won't do it next week!
Will you do it? Will you do it?
Please let me do it next week! Please!
If you can't do it, it's a prelude!
2010.09.21
A new drama will be born in Nippon Budokan.
AKB48's 19th single selection and position will be decided by rock-paper-scissors!
The members who can participate in the 19th single will be decided by rock-paper-scissors!
Two members have entered from AKB.
Team researchers Maria Nagao, 16 years old.
And...
First lady Haruna Kojima, 22 years old.
They will win the selection and position by rock- paper-scissors and aim for the center position of the 19th single!
Naho-chan, you want to win this selection and position, don't you?
I do!
Is there any good way to raise your luck?
Hmm...
Ah!
There's a tarai here!
And there's a weird person down there!
Okay! Let's use this to raise our luck!
Okay!
In order to win the selection and position, you have to look at your luck as well!
We will use the president's body to determine which of you has good luck!
What should I do?
I'll go first!
Will it be easier to get a tarai if you cut it off?
Number 7! Lucky 7! Here I go!
One, two...
Ariyoshi A.K.A.B. Alliance Amoeba Pig!
Starting today, pink and lovely caskets produced by Minenishi Minami will be on sale!
In addition...
From the show's mobile site, we will be delivering the original Machiukyo for our guests Haruka Ishida and Ayaka Umeda!
Here I go... 7! Lucky 7! Here I go!
In order to win in a rock-paper-scissors competition, you have to consider luck as well.
Will our Alliance A.K.A. Alliance Amoeba Pig be lucky? Let's find out!
Kojima-senpai, are you lucky?
Of course I am!
Next up is Kao-chan!
Here I go...
Good luck!
Number 4!
Here I go...
Good luck!
Ah!
That was fast!
But it can't be helped, right?
Yes...
It's not the actual production yet, so things like this can happen.
Yes...
Well, let's do our best for the actual production!
Yes!
We still have a lot of days to go!
Yes!
Let's do our best from now on!
What is this?
After the commercial, a sexy rock-paper-scissors lesson by sexy teacher!
How was tonight's Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic?
Next week, researchers will dig up mysterious giant creature, Yuma, and capture it.
In addition, the selection rock-paper-scissors competition will be strengthened by...
...sexy rock-paper-scissors because rock-paper- scissors that show one's face must be beautiful.
Republic's first lady, Haruna Kojima...
...and researcher Maria Nagao's fans are in danger!
The game isn't over yet!
After the commercial, let's take a look at the audience's reaction in the dressing room for only 12 seconds!
We'll start with "ramen shiritori" from Naashima.
One, two...
Yes! Yes!
Miso ramen!
Oh, we're lucky!
Miso ramen!
We're lucky!
It's not ramen!
It's not ramen, we're lucky!