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Everyone, the Arioche AKB Association is starting!
Today, we're doing a special episode of "The Punishment Chamber"!
Yes, yes, what is it?
From the previous episodes, I will introduce the projects I think are interesting in a ranking format.
Huh? I think you should stop with the compilation episode.
It's not a compilation episode!
No, no, it's a compilation episode!
It's the third time you've done a compilation episode and you're complaining so much!
Shut up!
The staff is taking a break.
You're not taking a break!
Anyway, if I say I'll do it, you'll do it.
That's right, I'm sorry.
Then say you want to see a compilation episode.
I don't want to!
Say it properly!
I'm scared.
I want to see a compilation episode.
And with that, the fifth ranking chosen by the Queen is...
The Queen's Words Are Absolute!
With Kojima and Haruna's independent judgment,
the ranking of the VTRs chosen from previous episodes is...
"Ariyoshi AKB Republic Staff Summer Vacation Special"!
The fifth ranking chosen by the Queen is...
"Skinship Game" that AKB researchers have high expectations for!
At first, it was a plan to get the best wild animals.
However, for researchers who do not know how to get along with actor Nobuto Okamoto, who is an advisor,
the program secretly played a "skinship game" where each time you get in touch with Okamoto, you get points.
No, this is not a tempura.
Researchers who are particular about winning or losing poke their noses with their fingers and make a hip attack, and compete with excessive "skinship".
However, Okamoto-san did not stay silent about this unnatural and extreme "skinship".
Hey, you guys are a little cheap, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
That's not what I meant.
Oh, I see. I see. Excuse me.
Okamoto-san finally got angry and left the scene.
He told me to do it.
What should I do?
I'm angry.
I'm completely angry.
What should I do? What should I do? What should I do?
However, this was all Okamoto-san's strategy.
In fact, Okamoto-san also participated in the "skinship game".
However, for Okamoto-san, it is a must for a young woman to touch him.
So, the show reversed the situation.
They prepared a "bonus chance" for Okamoto-san to make Okamoto-san apologize to Okamoto-san for "skinship".
To make use of that "bonus chance", Okamoto-san pretended to be angry and went back to the car.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
I don't mind. I don't mind, but...
I really don't like "skinship".
So, apologize for "skinship".
Apologize for "skinship".
Tanpopo...
Are you calling me "Tanpopo"? You're mean.
Say it.
Tanpopo, I'm sorry.
You're too quiet.
You two can say something louder.
Tanpopo, I'm sorry.
And they apologized for "skinship".
Okamoto and Nobuto won the "skinship" game.
However...
Tanpopo...
I'm sorry.
I don't mind.
They apologized for "skinship".
However...
Some members apologized for "skinship".
That is...
Maeda.
Me? Me?
Yes, AKB's ace, Maeda Atsuko.
It happened in the studio of "Apologize for "skinship"".
Tomorrow is the general election of AKB48.
I see. Finally!
Finally!
Have you noticed?
A big flower is coming out of the president's nose.
Actually, this is it.
Made of woodworking glue, special flower "skinship".
The president has a nosebleed is a fact of knowledge other than Maeda.
If Maeda is a colleague of the office, he must have warned President Ariyoshi about the nosebleed before the show began.
So I put on a nosebleed.
Apparently, Maeda also noticed it.
I can't hide my excitement.
Because...
Beyond the eyes...
Because I have a big nosebleed.
But Maeda doesn't know it.
If the show continues like this, the president will be on public radio with a nosebleed.
However, there is no sign of Maeda paying attention even while wearing a nosebleed.
In this way, Maeda, a colleague of the office, did not pay attention.
President Ariyoshi performed with a nosebleed.
Maeda, who embarrassed the president like that, was of course harshly punished.
You two were really embarrassed.
Why didn't you tell me about the nosebleed?
Apologize for your nosebleed, you bastard!
So I prepared a special huge nosebleed.
Like talking to a cat or a puppy.
Nosebleed?
I'm sorry.
Hey, nosebleed, I'm sorry.
She apologized for her nosebleed!
Apologize for your nosebleed, you bastard!
Hey, nosebleed, I'm sorry.
In this way, Maeda made a name for herself in history as an idol who apologized for her nosebleed.
How did you like the fifth place video?
Let's move on to the fourth place video.
How dare you look at me like that!
Are you all right, Kojiro?
The fourth place video chosen by the queen is...
How to make people angry in order to understand people's feelings.
Are you sure about this?
I'm sorry, but I'll take it.
How to make people angry in order to understand people's feelings.
Morai Stair, who immediately discards what she received.
Asaza, who sits on a chair and talks from above.
And...Pencachi.
How to make people angry in order to understand people's feelings.
As a person who understands people's feelings, she uses these techniques to make her seniors angry.
The target was Asuka Kuramoto.
Record everything on the hidden camera set up in the dressing room.
Then please see how the members of AKB get excited.
Good morning.
Long time no see.
The first technique they practiced was "moraiste".
Can you teach me how to do it?
What?
Can you teach me how to do it?
Yes.
Can you teach me how to do it?
Don't you need it?
Do you need it alone?
They can't stand the heavy air and run away from the scene.
This is bad.
As expected of AKB's number one fan, KURAMOCHI.
Even with all his heart, the researchers didn't get angry with him.
So, they decided to do a series of techniques and beat him up.
First of all, they show their courage and start beating him up from a close distance.
I have something to ask you.
I haven't asked you yet.
Let's start.
Your attitude is weird.
Your attitude is weird, isn't it?
You've been doing that all day, haven't you?
That's weird.
You should have just fixed it yesterday.
Why don't you apologize?
Why don't you pick it up?
Hey.
That's weird, isn't it?
Your attitude is weird, isn't it?
Finally, their kind-hearted senior, Kuramochi, is furious.
As soon as the professor passed the exam, they started telling stories.
I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
I'm glad you're okay.
I didn't know you were this kind of person.
You're completely wrong!
And in the studio, they also show how to make President Ariyoshi and Kojima Haruna angry.
Thank you for your cooperation.
What?
What are you doing?
No, no, that's rude.
Ariyo-san, I've been paying attention to you recently.
Thank you.
I think you have a natural talent for making people angry.
Is there anything you've been careful of lately?
No, but...
Hello?
No, but...
I have a question for you.
How old are you, Professor Himoya?
What?
How old are you now?
What?
You can't do this, can you?
I'm going home!
Why?
Why did you bring me here?
Hey, do something about it.
What?
Hey, you're my junior. You don't have to act like a professor.
So?
As expected of the President, he can do this.
I'm worried about you.
Shut up!
If you're energetic, you can do anything.
If you're energetic, you can announce third place.
Don't get lost. You can see it.
Thank you!
You're welcome!
For the first time on TV, will they react even if the camera is not rolling?
We practiced this question after the shoot.
What is it?
No reaction!
But the studio went crazy!
As a result of verification, the ultimate reaction game was "no reaction".
So...
I think so, too.
But if you don't do a lot of this, the viewers won't know.
It's "no reaction", "no reaction".
"No reaction", right?
Wait a minute, Ms. Takajo.
AKB ate wasabi and challenged "no reaction".
First, Team A's member, Ms. Takajo Aki will challenge.
It's "no reaction", right?
"No reaction" is said to be the most interesting.
It's "no reaction", you know!
However, the reaction was lost and it didn't get interesting.
Then, the honor was restored.
Next, the researchers will challenge.
It's scary!
What's going on behind me?
What's wrong?
It's scary!
Don't do it!
It's scary!
Ouch!
You took too many reactions!
In the end, no one was able to stay without reactions.
Furthermore...
They took even worse reactions...
To make cute animals become fans of them...
Researchers had a broadcast meeting with beasts.
Well, we were excited and did our best...
So we'll give you a reward!
The president was very satisfied...
And for the first time in the history of the show, a reward came out!
Of course, reactions that must come at this moment are great!
But...
The president's reward...
An expensive cockroach that costs 2,000 yen per animal...
The first time they saw a madagascar cockroach...
No matter what happens, they scream and run away...
This is not a good reaction at all!
Don't touch me and let me stay still!
What kind of attitude is that towards the fans?!
Everyone needs to learn more about reactions!
Everyone! It's finally time for the second announcement!
Was there a song you thought was interesting?
Here we go!
Second...
Announcement!
I hate you!
Hello!
Second...
Just looking at it makes you know it's sexy?
Yes!
Ms. Nana Okazaki learned a fascinating sexy lesson!
The ultimate sexy word that Ms. Nana will present is...
I've never seen anything like it!
To use this ultimate sexy word...
I've challenged myself to grab President Ariyoshi's heart!
The ultimate sexy word "I've never seen anything like it!" will make President Ariyoshi's heart pound!
The time limit is 15 seconds.
If the red line crosses the black line, the sexy license will be renewed!
First place goes to Sato Amina! Grab President Ariyoshi's heart!
Are you ready?
Start!
I've never seen anything like it!
You're moving! Keep it up!
I've never seen anything like it!
A little more!
I've never seen anything like it!
Time's up!
That was close!
But you're disqualified!
Next up is Minami Mineishi! Grab President Ariyoshi's heart!
Are you ready?
Start!
I've never seen anything like it!
Nice!
I've never seen anything like it!
You're moving!
I've never seen anything like it!
Time's up!
How was it?
It was a little disappointing. I felt like I wasn't healthy enough.
You didn't have enough sexiness.
I see.
Last up is Kojima Haruna! Grab President Ariyoshi's heart!
Start!
5... 5...
This is... my first time!
Chin-chin-train!
A little more! A little more!
Chin-chin-train!
Time's up!
That was a little heart-pounding!
Disqualified!
That's too bad!
Your punishment won't be as good as the teacher's!
With that said, Sexy Sensei's emergency participation!
Grab President Ariyoshi's heart!
It's Sensei's sexy time!
Start!
5... 5... This is... my first time!
5... 5...
Teacher's record is... 8.23 seconds!
Huh? I thought you weren't upset at all!
Is it showing?
It's showing! It's clearly showing!
Huh? As expected of Teacher!
This is my first time!
The president also fell in love with the charm of adults.
After the commercial, it's finally time for the first item!
Ah... it's heavy...
Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic Ameiba Pig!
With the special program "Jihankun",
Minenishi Minami's second produce item is now on sale!
A casket with a star and your own initial design!
Please go ahead and get it!
Oh, what's wrong?
When I think it's my last one...
I feel sad...
Can I announce the first place?
Yes, go ahead.
The first place is...
This casket!
Queen, you're unstable?
Hello! I'm Kojima Haruna, leader of the Republic Knights!
The first place chosen by the queen is...
In order to protect the Republic and peace,
Kojiharu-chan wears armor and goes out to serve people,
and eats pasta.
It's a very popular segment!
During her patrol, Kojiharu-chan met her destiny!
It's Muscal Armor and Triumphelm!
And there, a legendary armor from the Greek era is...
Wow, amazing!
A maiden's heart in love with a legendary armor...
When Kojiharu-chan touched Muscal Armor, a miracle happened!
Muscle-up with Muscle wear!
Wow! Power is flowing!
Muscal Kojima! Muscal Kojima! Muscal Kojima!
Oh! Muscal is here!
Muscal Kojima is wearing a legendary armor! Please look forward to it!
Good morning! I'm Muscal Kojima!
To celebrate the early queen special, we will announce the winner of "Wearing voice"
The fifth place chosen by the queen is...
me!
Then, the fourth place is...
Don't look at me like that!
We will also stream "Waiting for you"
After the commercial, a new rival appears for AKB!
On July 21st, the unit that our first lady Kojima Haruna is also participating in...
"Team Dragon" from AKB48 will release "Kokoro no Hane"
Today, we will show you a little bit of the promotional video
Kokoro no Hane
Next week, a powerful rival threatens AKB!
Her name is...
Ramen...
Forty-Eight!
After the commercial, the queen says harsh words to the staff!
I'll do it properly next week!
Guttara staff, work properly!
That's right, work properly, you bastard!
Work properly, you bastard!
You idiot!
Goodbye!