AISubs v3.5
Now, it has begun, Ariyoshi AKB Republic!
Today, for the first time, we will fly out of the Republic and have a rocket showdown!
Isn't it troublesome? Isn't it troublesome?
Don't say troublesome things!
Don't say it!
This is a special project!
Special, special!
Because, Ariyoshi president...
No, no, no, we can't process it! We can't process it!
No, no, no, we can't process it!
Why all of a sudden?
Yes, yes!
Why all of a sudden?
Someone we don't know comes out and we can't process it!
No, no, no, we can't process it!
From now on, we won't be regular guests anymore!
No, no, no, we won't be regular guests anymore!
Today, it depends on whether we do it well or not!
We will do our best!
And you guys, shut up, shut up, shut up!
Don't make us laugh!
No, no, no, we can't process it!
No one has raised their tension in this program, so...
When someone with high tension comes out, we can't process it!
We can't process it!
Ariyoshi, for us...
Let's have a showdown!
The explanation of the mobile phone is ridiculous!
No, it's true!
We will be guided by Ariyoshi's junior colleague...
Machineguns, who is familiar with independent manzai!
We are prepared for criticism from AKB fans!
Please watch over them warmly!
And in this program...
We will rent this London bus...
And inspect this wonderful country!
And of course, we will go to...
Ariyoshi President's favorite...
AKB Center!
Godzilla's birthday party will be held there!
Yes, that's right!
AKB!
To inspect this peaceful country...
We will go to Geber!
You've never been to Geber, have you?
No, we haven't!
It's your first time, right?
Yes, it's our first time!
AKB48 has now become a national idol group.
However, do you know of their super idol rivals?
That's right, it's them!
AKB!
48!
It's them!
They're the second largest gay idol group in Shinjuku, AKB48!
With a bearded AKB, they debuted with their first single "nakitakatta de hanabanashiku".
I wanted to say it, I wanted to say it, I wanted to say it, yeah!
To my father!
My father, who sacrificed himself for his dream,
was beaten up by his wife.
Their beautiful dance and angelic singing can surpass even their main group, AKB!
However, AKB's momentum doesn't stop.
After their debut, only one month later, they released their second single!
Please watch our highly anticipated music video!
To celebrate President Ariyoshi's birthday, they wrote down their second single,
"Tears Surprise"'s homo version, "What's Samurai Size"?
♪ Even more, I hide my eyes ♪
♪ My feelings are tied up ♪
♪ And I can't get out of it ♪
A fascinating and exciting performance.
And Maeda Atsuko saw it.
She was moved by the perfection of the performance and declared her happiness.
And this day is...
Maeda Atsuko of A.G.B. and Godzilla-san's birthday.
From now on, they will participate in the birthday party to celebrate it.
Moreover, the new song that has just been completed will be performed only for our show tonight!
Finally, a new song!
That's right!
All of them are highly completed!
That's right!
Then, we will perform it for you for the first time.
I'm happy!
That's right!
Tonight, the long-awaited new song with A.G.B.48 will finally be unveiled!
That new song is...
A.G.B.'s first ever Oricon Weekly Single Chart No. 1 song.
It's a home version of "REVERB".
The song is about...
A gay boy who has the courage to face a gay bar for the first time in his life...
and seeks a new encounter.
It's a sad love song about a gay boy who lives forward and sings about his feelings of gayness.
A.G.B.'s No. 1 song has been completed with the support of everyone!
We will show you only a small part of it.
A.G.B.48!
Tonight, the A.G.B. new single will be released!
Let's shout out loud!
Let's have fun!
Let's go!
G.A.Y.! G.A.Y.! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
You should say it!
Let's shout it out loud!
Let's go!
G.A.Y.! G.A.Y. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
This time, we'll fly out of the A.G.B. and go to G.A.Y.Bar!
We'll celebrate the birthday party of the A.G.B. leader held there!
Tonight, we can't miss it!
ARIOSHI A.G.B. ALLIANCE!
We're heading to G.A.Y.Bar in Nichome, Shinjuku!
But before that, please watch MACHINE GUNZ's exclusive manzai!
We've made some jokes!
We've made jokes about A.G.B. and ARIOSHI!
But we're just making jokes.
We'll make sure you don't miss any of them!
Let's start making jokes!
Thank you for your cooperation!
I'm an AKB big fan!
It hurts, it hurts. It doesn't hurt, you idiot!
I'm getting angry!
I'm sick of all the election art and all the conversation on the surface!
I'm sick of it all!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Good luck!
I'll do my best!
You're a liar!
You're sick of it all!
You'll get angry soon if I put on my glove!
That's right!
And you know, you say "Are we still working hard?"
Even in a small hut, they say they're doing their best.
Even now, in a hut where only 300 people can enter in Akihabara, they say they're doing their best, right?
Yesterday, we were laughing in a hut with 20 people!
It's funny, right?!
We're getting tired of it, right?!
It's funny, right?!
Yeah!
That's right!
Also, we don't like Arios-san's attitude towards this show!
You don't like it?!
The show is always funny!
That's why we feel some distance!
During our meeting, our staff told us...
Mashigun-san, think about it!
Arios-san isn't doing well at all!
You're worried about that, right?!
But Arios-san, you have some simple things, right?!
You have some simple things, right?!
But Arios-san, you're like this right now...
Don't you think you'll be like Take-san in the future?!
You think so?!
You should deny it!
You're getting carried away!
Okay! Let's go home! Thank you for today!
Yaaaay!
I'm sorry.
What are you apologizing for?
Nothing.
I'm sorry.
Um...
Is it possible for a story to become like this?
Because we hate monopolies the most.
I don't want you to say that!
You're the best!
I want to go to Saber as soon as possible.
I'm glad you're motivated.
Really?
What are you doing?
The bus, which became a unique and subtle atmosphere,
has finally arrived at its destination, Shinjuku 2-chome.
So, we're here.
This is the center of 2-chome.
I'm looking forward to it.
Me too.
This is it!
This is it, president!
Is this Samurai 2nd?
Yes!
Everyone, this way!
Shall we go now?
Now!
One, two...
Gay! Gay! Oh!
It's here!
Let's go!
AKB's first gay bar!
With high expectations in their hearts,
they enter AKB Republic!
AKB 48! Shut up!
Wait!
You!
Mr. Motoki, this AKB face is rare.
AKB 48!
A.G.B.48. Let's introduce the members we're curious about, along with their election results!
First up is 5th place!
The blue mustache is a charm point!
A.G.B.'s Kasai Tomomi and Akebi-san, 24 years old!
This sharp, sharp gaze completely makes you forget the existence of the main character, Kasai Tomomi!
Furthermore, exceeding the main character is the richness of facial expressions!
A.K.B.'s Kasai Tomomi and Akebi-san, 26 years old!
Next up is 4th place!
A.K.B.'s Takahashi Minamiko and Ryota-san, 21 years old!
Their slender waist moves like a human hybrid!
Their provocative gaze will never let you escape!
Next up is 3rd place!
A.K.B.'s Minagishi Minami and Ichisan, 24 years old!
Even women will fall for their cute gaze!
It's exactly like Minagishi Minami!
Their excited expressions are like goddesses dancing in the sun!
Next up is 2nd place!
From a mushroom mountain, a true mushroom lover!
A.K.B.'s Kitahara Rieko and Tsukue-san, 24 years old!
Her fingers, softer than those of a woman's, allow you to feel adult experience that is not found in Kitahara.
For some reason, she also knows how to use men's pots, which women don't know how to use.
And today's star is A.K.B.'s Maeda Atsuko and Godzilla- san, 26 years old!
She is A.K.B.'s real center!
Her sweat-dripping figure is sexy enough to surpass Atsuko Maeda's photo album "Acchan"!
And her arms-widening dance is like an engine with its wings wide open!
And today, July 12th, is the day Godzilla-san was reborn as a woman when she was 17 years old!
It is her ninth happy birthday!
Now, everyone, let's celebrate Godzilla-san's gay birthday!
GAY! GAY! OH!
How do you feel about AKB's song?
I've been involved in a crazy thing while I didn't know about it.
AKB's Minagishi Minami and AKB's Minagishi Minami's dream co-star.
I'm Minagishi Minami, 17 years old, and I'm a semi-pro.
Say it properly!
I'm Minagishi Minami, 17 years old, and I'm a semi-pro.
You're cute!
You're wearing rubber gloves!
Rubber gloves!
What is this?!
Now, let's welcome the star of the day.
She's been a woman for nine birthdays since she became a woman for the first time.
She's a minor in AKB48 and an immortal center, Godzilla.
Let's welcome her with "DAIKAN GAY"!
Thank you all for coming!
I'm really happy to be called "gay"!
Happy Birthday to Gay! Happy Birthday to Gay! Happy Birthday dear Toshida!
Happy Birthday, Miss Godzilla!
A toast is a Gayber specialty song!
(Laughter)
Happy Birthday, Miss Godzilla!
Cheers!
Don't get me drunk!
Cheers!
You and me, we're geniuses!
Cheers!
Our tomorrows are gone!
Those days are gone!
Yeah!
Tonight, the long-awaited AKB48's new single has finally been released!
AKB~~~
48!
With most of the production costs spent,
this is a work of love and devotion!
Wishing for a huge hit, we've prepared a wonderful game!
A game where you get gay only when you add up to 3 and multiply by 3!
No way!
The rules are simple!
Now, let's take a look at the rules!
1, 2, 3!
Like this, you know?
I see!
3!
You! You! Like this, you know?
Like this!
Like this! 3! 3!
Like this!
I see!
1, 2, 3!
3! 3! 3!
Let's add up to this much!
Yeah!
Kojima-san, can you do it by yourself?
Yeah!
Let's do it properly!
Let's do it!
Let's give up ourselves!
1, 2, 3!
3! 3! 3!
Like this!
For the punishment game, you'll have to say an embarrassing homoword in a sexy way!
A game where you get gay only when you add up to 3 and multiply by 3!
Now, please start!
1, 2, 3!
4, 5, 6!
7, 8!
10!
11!
12!
13!
14!
15!
14?!
If you add up all of them...
14 is...
OUT!
You've lost!
Kojima Haruna's sexy gay voice in front of the camera!
What is it about?
What I'm about to say is...
I'm Kumasen.
Kumasen.
I'm Kumasen.
As sexy as you can.
As sexy as you can, please!
Even if it's meaningless, please say it in a sexy way.
Here I go!
I'm Kumasen.
You're making fans happy.
I'm happy.
You're making me happy.
I'm going to be a bigger person in the summer.
Kumasen.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You said it before.
But I said it.
After understanding the meaning of Kumasen, they fell into a different sensation when they listened.
Let's watch the replay.
I'm Kumasen.
A sexy gay voice suitable for a hit song.
Lastly, let's listen to AKB48's new song.
AKB48, please sing us your new song.
Listen to AKB48's new song "GABER".
Please listen to it.
GABER
Ariyoshi and AKB have surpassed 10,000 people.
In commemoration of that, we're going to add a new voice for Kojima and Haruna.
"KO-KE-KO-KO".
It's President Ariyoshi's new voice.
In addition, this guest Minagishi Minami's cell phone waiting reception will also be distributed.
Then please listen.
A.G.A.B.48.
With a song by REVERSE.
REVERSE!
Please listen.
Here you go!
It's here!
Wow!
Huh? I was worried about this.
A.G.A.B.!
Cats! Move forward!
Yay!
Stand up and dance!
Yay!
Your goal is the only place to find!
Open up your heart's door and let out your courage!
G.A.B.! G.A.B.! G.A.B.!
Second-class G.A.B.!
Big brother Matsu!
G.A.B. G.A.B. G.A.B.
Development G.A.B.!
Show off your skills!
Increase your income!
Don't hesitate!
Let's show our manliness right now!
We did it!
The next day, Hase entered the club and shouted "Come on, come on, come on, come on" in the hall.
Gays are always jealous of each other.
If you lose and get beaten up for the first time in your life, try to fix it.
On nights when you run away around a gay club,
even if you get hurt or get wounds, even if you get beaten up for the first time in your life,
try to fix it.
I believe in you.
Try to fix it, take a do it!
I didn't expect it!
What was that?
How was it?
It cost a lot of money and it was amazing!
It's similar!
Maybe it will become popular!
It's 5 million yen!
It's highly rated!
But don't use AKB's promo too much!
To commemorate the completion of their new single "GAYBAR"
AKB48's voice delivery will be decided!
AK...
48!
AKB's "AMEBA PIG" and Sato Amida Produce's "ONE PIECE SET" are on sale!
There is a cute kitten as an accent!
And now...
Speaking of birthdays, there is a present!
We asked Godzilla what he wants in advance!
Godzilla's wish is...
A hot embrace and a kiss from President Ariyoshi!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
After the commercial, the viewers will receive an apology comment from Kojima Haruna!
How was "ONE PIECE SET"?
I'm sorry for being so rude!
Where is it?
What do you mean "rude"?
Give it back!