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(screaming)
Tonight's Akiyoshi AKB Kyowakoku is...
Screams Resound!
What in the world?!
The incident happened on the spot!
Is it a scream of joy or a scream of fear?
It's still a mystery!
Tonight, AKB will work hard to increase their fans!
And they will also kiss!
Akiyoshi AKB Kyowakoku!
(applause)
Good evening! I'm Kojima Haruna!
Tonight's Akiyoshi AKB Kyowakoku has begun!
(applause)
Can you stop saying "good evening"?
I thought you were cute.
That's a monkey gag.
Oh, really?
That's right.
Is it like...
Are there more researchers on their own again?
It's not like we're doing it on our own.
It's increasing all of a sudden, right?
Who is it?
Yes!
Oh, you two.
Good evening!
I'm Yuririn Toto and Yuriko Sano, and I'm 18 years old.
Nice to meet you!
Good evening!
Stop it!
Why are you doing it?!
I'm supporting you!
You're annoying!
I'm Maria Nagao, and I'm in my second year of high school.
Nice to meet you!
This time, we have these members with us!
Yes! It's time for bed for good girls!
I'm Sato Amina!
Oh!
Cute!
You can't do that!
Wake up! Wake up!
What kind of plan do you have for us today?
Yes! This is today's plan!
Let's meet up with our fans!
Yeah!
These two are the ones who came with us!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What is it?!
It's always weird like this in the beginning!
What's wrong?!
What's wrong?! What's wrong?!
Stop it already!
Yes! It seems like you had a great time playing with the monsters!
With that said, here's the VTR!
Go ahead!
Today, we're going to acquire new fans of akb48!
That strategy is to play a game with cute animals and have them become fans!
It's a skinship game!
And for the members who gain more fans and skinship,
they'll receive 20,000 yen worth of luxurious rewards!
Sounds good!
I'll do my best too!
She already said that in the first round!
However, this light-hearted decision will lead them to a terrible situation!
The fans they'll meet this time will be in danger if they make one wrong move!
Based on their abundant knowledge and experience,
they'll write many books about animal ecosystems!
Animal expert, Punk Machida-san will teach them how to interact with happy fans!
Will the researchers be able to increase their number of fans?
Say it one more time!
A!
K!
B!
Researchers!
Machida-san!
Go, go, go!
They came to the pet shop "Barben" in Shinkoiwa to interact with their fans.
Here we have...
Harry Potter's well-known white owl and...
...mostly living in dry grassland areas...
...mice's comrade, Mara.
Living in tropical rainforests like Africa, which you can't see much in Japan...
...we have nocturnal monkeys, "hotori".
In this shop, which treats a lot of rare animals...
...they aim for individual fan acquisition.
It's nice! It's cute!
The first animal they encounter is...
It's a snake! It's a snake!
It's a snake!
A snake with red and black stripes, "akamata".
It doesn't have poison, but it bites you right away.
It's a rare fan acquisition.
It's dangerous!
It's impossible for her to hold back her feelings...
...in such a rude manner towards her fans.
It's dangerous!
So, first of all...
...if you can gently stroke this "akamata"...
...you'll receive 10 points.
It's an individual animal.
It's a snake!
It just touched you!
Even though she was scared...
...she was able to stroke "akamata" for a moment.
However...
You can't say it just touched you like that...
...but you have to touch it like this...
You can't say it just touched you like that...
...but you have to touch it like this...
And when the director comes in to help...
...it seems like you hate AKB very much...
So, she gives up and touches a new animal...
That's a good reaction!
The next one is...
...a passionate fan who came all the way from Africa...
...a savannah rooster with sharp claws extending from its hands and legs...
You have to be able to kiss it...
...if you really want to do it...
...because animals kiss their own pets, right?
They do.
So, in order for her to become a fan...
...she gives this savannah rooster a passionate kiss...
I can't do it...
Then you can kiss it...
I can't do it...
It's okay!
Then I'll show you first...
Okay, show me...
You kiss it like this...
Like this...
And then you close your eyes...
No, no, no...
Don't close your eyes...
I don't want to!
Look, look...
Her eyes have become kinder...
She's eating it...
While her lips are being taken away...
...it seems like she has completely become a fan of Mr. Punk...
Do your best!
Because she wants to become a fan of Mr. Punk...
...she challenges herself...
Can you do it?
I can't do it!
It's amazing if you can do it...
You're crying, aren't you?
Because of her joy of meeting her fans...
...tears well up in her eyes...
And then...
Ah! 1.62 seconds!
Yokoyama, Savannah's big lizard and one second of first kiss...
...achieved a splendid 20 points!
Next up is Sano's challenge!
0.4 kilograms!
But it didn't reach one second and it didn't count!
Ah! I can't do it anymore!
Tokage's sad face was decided by Yokoyama, who kissed her for a long time.
And the two who want to gain more fans...
...continue to meet a scorpion!
This scorpion is a large species that lives widely in Southeast Asia.
Scorpions are poisonous!
Yes, it's okay, it's okay.
Um...
This is not a scorpion.
If you don't get bitten, it's like a crab.
If you put it on your face like that...
...the other fans will get jealous.
Here...
She overcame her fear of scorpions...
...and received a scorpion-touched second x 50 points!
It doesn't hurt, but it hurts!
Before her beloved AKB...
...she actively asks for a handshake with the scorpion.
Yes, now AKB is not only in the human world...
...but also in the scorpion world, they are top idols!
Scorpion!
Oh, you couldn't get it.
Scorpion!
However, she refused the fans who asked for a handshake with her.
This is a wicked act as an AKB that cherishes fans!
So, in order to cheer her up...
...she meets Scorpion.
No!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Mom!
However, her desire to meet her fans...
...makes Scorpion move!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Oh! She moved!
I'm scared! Don't touch me!
It's okay. You can ride it.
Wow!
She succeeded in touching Scorpion with her arms...
...and Scorpion gains 550 points!
And...
What is this?
We're going to move.
Please move.
I don't like it.
Where are you going?
I don't like it!
I don't like it at all!
Ah! I'm scared!
They move while wearing eye masks.
We came here to meet a new fan candidate...
...an animal training facility represented by TANK.
Training?
Since there are many animals with higher points here...
...they decided to expand their fan base even more!
And here...
...what is the first animal the two researchers will meet?
I'm scared!
This is the Bullman-type snake!
Wow!
Its total length is several tons and two meters!
Enveloped in the prey it catches...
...it will kill you with its terrifying power!
This type of snake is...
...a fan candidate who is proud of its history!
Mr. TANK, are you okay?
And this time...
...we have special rules!
Idols must always interact with fans with smiles!
If you scream when you meet a fan candidate...
...your points will be confiscated!
By the way...
...since they are wearing eye masks...
...they don't know about the snake's existence!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Will the two be able to endure their screams?!
Do your best!
You can do it!
Wait!
One, two...
Teacher!
After seeing their fan, Nishiki Hebi, they screamed in shame.
Unfortunately, their points went back to zero.
It was like this just now!
I'm scared!
As such, the fate of the match was entrusted to the strongest fan candidate for last.
Who is it?
The last fan they played with.
Here is the next animal!
Here, please look!
It's a crocodile!
It's about two meters in length.
With its strong teeth and jaw, it can even swallow humans whole.
It's a ferocious Mississippi crocodile!
Crocodiles are dangerous!
It's dangerous, isn't it?
This is the most dangerous!
Let's shake hands for the last time.
Shake hands?
It's impossible!
It's not impossible!
Because shaking hands is the basic!
If you want to get along with someone, shaking hands is the basic.
That's shaking hands, isn't it?
You have to practice shaking hands.
Today's last skinship is shaking hands with a crocodile.
With this cute fan's hands,
those who can shake hands longer will get 1,000 points.
Will they be able to capture the crocodile's heart?
Why do we have to shake hands?
I'm so scared!
I'm scared!
However, Yokoyama and Sano are determined to increase the number of fans.
One, two...
Let's see who can shake hands for the longest time.
With the results so far,
both of them shook hands with the crocodile without hesitation.
Let's see how long they can shake hands with the crocodile.
Let's see!
I'm scared!
You're scared? But the crocodile is still.
Who is it?
It looks like you're scared of the fans.
The crocodile just moved a little.
Surprisingly, both of them shook hands with the fans at the same time.
I'm scared...
I'm scared!
You're not going to cry anymore because you're scared?
Since they couldn't shake hands, they'll try again!
One, two...
Yes!
I can't do it!
All they can do now is make the fans happy.
They'll put their feelings into their hands.
Wani-san has come all the way to Japan from her motherland.
She wants to make up for her loneliness and cheer people up.
That's why she doesn't want to let go of this hand!
You did it!
You're good at talking!
You did it!
Yokoyama showed her idol spirit and didn't let go of her fans' hands.
She won the championship by winning 1,000 points!
Here's the prize!
Yay! What is it?
A reward for Yokoyama's hard work!
What is it?
Can I open it?
Yes, you can open it.
You're getting old.
Ta-da!
Wow!
This is the worst!
It's beautiful!
The prize Yokoyama won was 20,000 yen for ten of them!
This is a really rare and valuable Madagascar cockroach!
This is a very precious cockroach.
Cockroach!
It's huge!
Look at this one!
This is a popular celebrity cockroach for pets in the United States and Europe!
Yokoyama is also very happy about this wonderful prize!
This time, Yokoyama met a lot of animal fans in person and deepened their faith in Yokoyama!
Thanks to this, Yokoyama successfully expanded her fan base!
I see!
But it looks like you worked really hard!
Thank you!
And today, we have a president's fan who wants to shake hands with us in this studio.
Really?
Yes, let me introduce you.
We have an animal expert, Mr. Punk Machida and a snake, Mr. Akamata!
Mr. Punk is fine, but Mr. Akamata is a little...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm a fan of yours.
Oh, really? Thank you.
You've already been bitten!
Give me a hand.
I'm sorry. Thank you for your support.
Can I shake hands with this snake?
Shake hands? That's...
It's okay.
It's okay?
You're going to bite me, aren't you?
It doesn't hurt even if you bite me.
How do you want me to bite you?
Your body?
If you grip it too much, it'll bite you.
It's better to just put it on you.
I was excited and did my best, so I'll give you a reward this time!
What is the first reward?
I knew it!
The big hit, Queen Doe S. wearing a voice!
Shhh!
Thank you, Queen Doe S. wearing a voice!
In addition, members' sexy voice will be added!
I want to eat carrots.
Researcher Yui Yokoyama's "Matsuyoke" will also be distributed!
All of them are rare items that you can only get in the Republic of Korea!
Please bring the reward, Yokoyama!
What is it?
Sato-san, what is it?
I'll open it!
The reward is an expensive and cute cockroach, "Madagascar Cockroach"!
In return for the reward...
- Then, thank you! - Shut up!
- Then, thank you for touching me! - Really?
- Did you say it? - Yes, I said it!
- I didn't say it! - I didn't say it!
- It's totally fine!
A cockroach and a cockroach are the same thing!
- Then, smell it! - I'm not going to smell it!
I'm just going to touch it, so let me stay still!
- Are you okay? - No!
- Don't touch me!
- Then, everyone...
- Since you didn't want the reward...
- I'm sorry!
- Haruna-chan...
- What's wrong? Are you okay?
- Of course I'm not okay!
- I'm President Ariyoshi's...
- Apology Cockroach!
- Why did you say you didn't want the reward, you bastard?!
- This isn't a reward!
- Shut up, you cockroach woman!
- Asuka, come on!
- Hold it properly!
- Hold it!
- Look at it properly!
- Look at the other person's face first!
- Hey!
- Look at it!
- I'm looking at it!
- I'm sorry! - Apologize to Madagascar Cockroach!
- I'm really sorry about today! - Hey!
- She's a foreigner! - Apologize in English!
- She's crazy! - She's crazy!
- She's a woman! - She's a woman!
- She doesn't like you at all! - Kojima-san!
- Kojima-san, she doesn't like you and she's hurt. Apologize properly!
- She doesn't like you at all. - Oh no! I looked at her face!
- Yes, look at her face properly!
- She's not good at all! - I'm sorry!
- That's all for today!
- From now on, President Ariyoshi will eat a lot of melon!
- For the first time! Chinchin Train!
- Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic, Ameiba Pig!
- A.K.B. Academy, Gymnasium Area!
- Our first lady, Kojima Haruna's show is now on sale!
- If you wear this dress, you'll be A.K.B. Republic's first lady!
- Next week's Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic will be full of sexiness!
- This is... my first time!
- What A.K.B. doesn't have is adult sexiness!
- With this, A.K.B. will master adult sexiness and transform into sexy ladies!
- Wow! I can count on you!
- Don't miss out on A.K.B.'s gorgeous transformation!
- And the show will continue!
- Legendary Geidol! - Yes, we are A.K.B. 48!
- With Shinjuku 2-chome, forbidden love blooms!
- Coming soon! Don't miss it!
- Peace! Peace! Peace! Peace!