AISubs v3.5
If, in front of you...
If you are treated like this...
What will you do?
BIMBO ESTHETIC!
I'm in a bad mood...
PEN TOUCH TOUCH!
I'll say "Touch, touch, stop it."
I'll think about it.
If I have responsibility or motivation, I won't be late.
I'll say "Touch, touch, stop it."
With such an unpleasant attitude...
People get furious!
This time, we'll look at the most harsh filming in the history of the show.
My legs hurt and I can't stand it.
What are you doing?
In a state of anger...
Take a laugh!
The idol group AKB, which is booming now...
Will work hard!
And get angry!
Because it's late at night, there are a lot of things you can do!
Ariyoshi AKB Alliance!
Why are you still silent?
Your attitude is strange, isn't it?
My legs hurt and I can't stand it.
Ariyoshi AKB Alliance!
Ameiba Pig!
Special program "Jihankun Nite"!
Miyazaki Miho!
PRODUCE-ITEMs are on sale!
This summer, we recommend you to get a cool and cute sun visor!
This is Kojima Haruna, who is asked for a kiss train at a handshake meeting.
I see. Are you asked for it?
I'm in trouble because I'm often asked for it.
Like, "Could you open your mouth a little more?"
That's not true!
This is the member who brought us this project.
Do-Re-Mi-Do-Mi-Do
Mio!
Thank you so much, Mio!
I'm Miyazaki Mio!
What kind of song did you bring us, Mio?
This is the project!
Let's make an angry Onigun-san laugh!
It's really difficult to make an angry person laugh.
Yes.
These two people came with us for the shooting.
Yes, we can!
Do you think you can do it?
Well, as you can see...
Are you sure you can do it?
Yes, we can!
Will they be able to make an angry person smile again?
That problem project "How to make people angry" has appeared again!
My legs hurt, so I can't do it.
Their target is...
The leader of AKB48 Theater,
Onigun-san, a member of the group,
Togasaki Tomonobu-san!
I'm really scared!
I'm scared!
It's funny, isn't it?
To make this person furious and make him laugh even more, we'll challenge a very difficult challenge!
Will we be able to make an angry manager laugh?!
I'm really serious!
A!
K!
B!
Experimenters!
This time, the person who taught us how to make people laugh is this elementary school student!
Elementary school student!
Here, we'll interview former entertainer and headmaster, Tonomura Masaaki-san!
As an N.S.C. 11th grade student, he debuted with Tomonori Jinnai and Kobayashi Kendo as his colleagues.
After that, he got a job at a housemaker and became a top salesman with his laughter skills.
Then, he started a sales company and developed his laughter skills to improve his communication skills.
Using the know-how of entertainers and businessmen, he opened up a bookstore.
Since his internship at a large company, he also writes books and does a wide range of activities.
Under such a teacher, researchers learn the basics of laughter.
- Let's start the surgery. Scalpel. - Here, fork.
- Yes, yes, yes, fork. Wrap the blood vessel and... Spaghetti!
Now you're not scared!
So, he taught us a one-shot special technique without mistake of explosion.
Here is the one-shot gag.
- Ebizoo Flash!
This is it!
A one-shot gag involving the viewer in a whirlwind of explosion.
Ebizoo Flash!
Ichika uses Ebizoo's confident face for a gag.
Furthermore, if you glare at Ebizoo with your eyes, you will be more surreal.
It will be a one-shot gag without mistake of explosion.
Let's see the secret.
- Flash! - Okay, Isuke, one more shot!
The ultimate one-shot gag.
Ebizoo Flash!
Can it really make you laugh?
Researchers put their bodies together and solve any questions you might have.
AKB's "Oni Gunsou" that everyone is afraid of...
Can you make it laugh with maximum anger?
- It's scary! - Before that...
Let's try Ebizoo Flash at a cafe.
- It's delicious!
The cafe staff always has a smile on their face.
The hurdle of laughing should be low, too.
So, the cafe staff who came to make an order...
Will have Ebizoo Flash on their faces!
Can it really make you laugh?
The evolution of Ebizoo Flash is being asked.
Oh, no!
I can't do it!
Oh, no!
I can't do it!
What is this strange movement that has suddenly started?
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
This is the first preparation exercise to become a fool in the elementary and middle school classes.
According to the teacher, it is important to become a fool in order to laugh.
With this preparation exercise, you can remove shame and tension.
I'm nervous.
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
Now that she's relaxed, it's finally...
Excuse me!
Yes?
Could you do me a favor?
Yes, thank you.
Thank you.
If you don't mind, could you do me a favor first?
Sure.
EBIZO FLASH!
I did it!
She laughed!
She successfully made a clerk at a cafe laugh!
I did it! I did it!
Thanks to EBIZO FLASH, she was able to regain her original beautiful expression
thanks to her fake smile for sales.
I was waiting for you.
Were you laughing?
I was laughing!
With EBIZO FLASH, even a furious demon warrior can laugh.
However!
I'm still nervous.
Next, let's make a clerk at a delivery pizza cafe laugh.
In order to make a clerk at a delivery pizza cafe laugh,
this moment of opening the door will be a match!
Pizza!
With the stupid preparation exercises they learned in class,
the two will try to ease their nervousness even a little.
It's coming soon.
What?
It's coming soon.
What?
A pizza shop that doesn't know anything has arrived there.
The store manager of delivery pizza, who concentrates all his nerves only on delivering pizza,
wants to deliver laughter to such a pizza shop.
A researcher stands up with a passionate feeling in his heart.
I'm coming.
Please come in.
It's hot.
Shrimp pancake!
Yes!
Shrimp pancake!
Yes!
Shrimp pancake!
Yes!
She laughed!
Even at a serious pizza shop that doesn't know anything about delivering pizza,
it's obvious that shrimp pancake flash works.
Laughter has the power to brighten people up even in a momentary encounter.
She's just laughing by herself.
Now, everything is ready.
Finally, they will make a furious demon army laugh.
First of all, they will create a situation.
They will start by making a demon army angry with an unpleasant attitude of everyone.
Here is the method.
A DVD by Professor Himoya, "How to make people angry".
This is "throwing away what you have received", "throwing away".
This "how to make people angry" is taught by Professor Himoya to become an idol who is loved by everyone.
Using this technique, after making the demon army angry...
...it is a strategy of making "shrimp elephant flash".
- What's wrong? - What's wrong?
Turning anger into laughter is the most inevitable technique.
Moreover, the person who is tested by it...
...AKB's "togasaki tomodobushi", who is in charge of AKB's 48 theaters and is feared by everyone...
If there is an important story about their future...
...they will be asked to come to this room where a hidden camera is installed.
Finally, it's time for a match.
Will they be able to make people laugh with "shrimp elephant flash"?!
First of all...
...they will make angry the demon army that has rushed in and worried about them.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Please help me. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Well...well... - Well...well...
- I have some advice for you. - What is it?
- While getting advice, they first made "shrimp elephant flash". - At the morning!
They made the demon army sit in a chair and talk angrily with from above view.
- Seriously? - Seriously?
Moreover, if you add the "poor yusuri" to it, you can double your anger.
- Is it okay? - Is it okay?
Oh, it came out.
Whether it has any effect or not, we can't hide the anger of the demon army.
By the way, why are you taking it?
No...
You're not the type of person to talk first.
And the next thing he did was look for branches.
He made me angry because I was focused on looking for branches while we were talking.
Is there such a thing?
Oh, yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad you're studying.
When you talk to people, you have to look them in the eye and sit down properly, don't you?
Am I asking you like this or like this?
My legs hurt, so I can't.
What?
My legs hurt, so I can't.
Your legs hurt, so you can't? What hurts?
I forgot! My legs hurt, so I can't!
This technique is to keep saying that your legs hurt and keep refusing other people's requests.
My legs hurt, so I can't!
Your attitude is strange.
My legs hurt, so I can't.
Your attitude is strange.
My legs hurt, so I can't!
The next technique is "pen-kachi-kachi".
If you wake up a little earlier and say "kachi- kachi", you won't be late.
If you're responsible and motivated, you won't be late.
So if you say "kachi-kachi", you won't be late.
I'm angry!
No one else will talk to you like that.
Sit properly!
My legs hurt, so I can't!
You have a good attitude.
Here I go!
What's going on?
My legs hurt, so I can't!
Even the selection committee is afraid of her.
She successfully made the scary manager laugh.
I don't want you to make me laugh.
"Ebizone Flash" is the ultimate way to get people involved in an explosion.
With this, there must be smiles all over the world.
Ebizone Flash
We successfully made the scary manager laugh.
Are you laughing?
I was laughing so hard.
Isn't it a little tough? "Ebizone Flash"
What are you talking about?
Before the show "Ebizone Flash"
You were laughing, weren't you?
Did I laugh?
Not at all.
That was before the show.
Ebizone Flash
President Ariyoshi laughed in "Ebizone Flash"
That is...
Some of the hidden cameras installed in President Ariyoshi's dressing room still had some evidence left.
With the ultimate one-shot gag "Ebizone Flash"
Let's go to President Ariyoshi.
Good morning.
I'm Team B of AKB48.
My name is Miyazaki Miho.
Nice to meet you.
Ebizone Flash
"Ebizone Flash" "Ebizone Flash"
He's laughing! It's a fact!
"Ebizone Flash" is a one-hit kill!
It's a loss! It's bitter!
I see! If you say like that, I'll give you "Ebizone Flash"
Then I'll give you "Ebizone Flash"
But I don't want it!
Since you set up a clock and a battery for me, I went there for you.
For me?
Ebizone Flash
Yes, it's a punishment!
Kokekokcorn
It's President Arius's "Oshai Corner"
How do you like this unstable situation?
It's great, isn't it?
Well, you laughed a lot this time as well.
But is it a fact that Arius-san was laughing?
He wasn't laughing at all, you bastard!
I don't know about that.
Was he laughing?
I've been thinking about it recently.
Well, as a reminder...
Ebizone Flash
We'll have Miyazaki-san do "Sexy Flash" which is more powerful.
What is "Sexy Flash"?
Kojima Haruna will show you an example.
Chinchin Rensha
"flash"!
It's great, isn't it?
As expected of you!
It's the best!
Well, Miyazaki-san, please show us.
Marimokkorin
Well, Miyazaki-san, please show us.
Marimokkorin
I'm happy!
Calm down! Calm down! Calm down, you bastard!
Calm down, you bastard!
Go home, you bastard!
That's all for "Push and Pull Corner"!
Queen of "dress-up" voice will be broadcasted on TV and mobile phones!
Everyone, it's starting!
It's "Push and Pull Corner" with President Ariyasu!
First lady of the Republic of Japan, Haruna Kojima!
She is not only a queen of "dress-up" voice, but also a leader of a knighthood that protects peace!
Tonight, it's been a while since we did "patrol"!
Hello! I'm Haruna Kojima!
I'm going to do "patrol" cheerfully today, too!
Kojima-chan is patrolling with 20 kilograms of armor to protect the peace of the Republic of Japan!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
As I thought, it's heavy!
Is there anyone suspicious?
Excuse me!
Is there anyone suspicious in here?
Huh? What's this?
As she opens the door to be led to something...
Oh! Muscle armor and try on helmet!
There is a legendary armor from the Greek era!
Wow! Amazing!
You look cool in muscle armor!
Muscle and muscular form!
Muscle armor that Maeda Atsuko wears and fascinates the viewer!
It's nice!
I want to try it on, too!
A maiden's heart in love with legendary armor!
When Kojiharu-chan touched muscle armor, a miracle happened!
Muscle armor makes you muscular!
Wow, power is flowing!
Muscle Kojiba!
Huh? Muscle is coming!
After commercial, Muscle Kojiba's rampage won't stop!
Good morning! Muscle Kojiba here!
Huh? Muscle is coming!
Kojiharu-chan is wearing muscle armor!
Is she happy?
She went outside of Republic of Korea!
Muscle, muscle, Muscle armor!
Good morning! Muscle Kojiba here!
Good morning!
Ah, I'm hungry!
Wow, they are doing something interesting!
The strongest ramen chain held in Akasaka Circus now!
Ramen shops from all over Japan gather in Akasaka!
It will be held until June 27th!
There are so many! I'm hungry!
Good evening! I'm Muscar Kojima!
Good evening!
Even with Muscar armor on, Kojiharu-chan doesn't forget her courtesy as a knight!
The shop that Kojiharu-chan has chosen is this one, Kisurin!
High purity sesame oil and spicy special chili oil are the key points of this shop!
It looks so good!
Let's eat!
Will Kojiharu-chan be able to eat properly?
My face can only go this far!
Where should I put it in?
Here?
Where should I put it in?
I can't do it!
I don't know!
Even the strongest armor can't get close to the noodles!
You can do it, Kojiharu-chan!
Eat it, Kojiharu-chan!
Should I do it vertically?
It's so good!
It can't be helped, baby!
Kojiharu-chan didn't give up and carried the noodles in her mouth!
Soup is easy with a straw!
Good thinking, Kojiharu-chan!
It's hot!
Kojiharu-chan changed from her usual armor to Muscar armor!
She was able to eat delicious noodles, too!
It was a day of great satisfaction!
Muscar, it was delicious!
Thank you, Muscar!
After the commercial...
Haruna Kojima's "Marimokkori Flash"!
Don't miss it!
Would you like "Marimokkori"?
I'd like "Marimokkori Flash", Ms. Kojima.
"Marimokkori"...
Flash!