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Tonight, as the world cup heatwave continues to cool down...
...idol AKB, whose heatwave of the general election still hasn't cooled down, encounters unknown!
Full of scoop footage!
Ariyoshi AKB Alliance UFO Special!
It's moving! It's a UFO!
Studio full of shocking footage!
UFO!
Ariyoshi AKB Alliance Amoeba Pig!
In the gym area of AKB48 Academy, in the special program "Jihankun"...
...the second MyDartsCo produced item appears!
A parka with Acchan's design of a cute rabbit as a motif!
If you wear this, you'll definitely get more attention!
Good evening, I'm Kojima Haruto!
Good evening, President Ariyoshi!
Today...
Are you laughing?
Don't be selfish!
You're always doing something.
Good evening!
Can I start with an announcement?
Yes, of course!
Thank you!
Today, we have news for those of you who are watching this live!
First Lady Haru-nyan Presents "Minocchiya Iyan- nyan Quiz" will be held!
If you say "Iyan-nyan" or "Good evening" you won't regret it, right?
All participants will receive Haru-nyan's original parka...
...as well as a special coupon card given by the winner...
...on the program's mobile phone!
President Ariyoshi, you also want my square figure, right?
I definitely want it!
You're lying!
Well then, this member brought us this comparison!
Do-re-mi-do-mi-do...
...Myo!
Thank you, Shiromi!
I'm Miyazaki Myo!
Thank you, researcher's face!
I'm not dead!
Mia, what song did you bring with you today?
Yes! Here is today's project!
Idols you can meet meet UFOs!
UFO!
Yes! I'll say it a little bit!
Yes, please!
Well, this time I really succeeded in shooting UFOs!
No way!
Really?
Really!
It's true!
These two people went with me!
UFO!
Yes! Cute!
Is it cute?
Do you want to see it?
Yes! Well, let's see the video of UFO!
Let's UFO!
Huh?
Do you believe in UFOs?
The existence of UFO began to gain popularity in the world in 1947 in Roswell, USA.
Unknown objects were recovered by the American army.
In addition, the existence of UFO became certain.
Around 1950, a photo of this alien was taken in Mexico.
Cute!
This shocked the whole world and UFO research has been secretly carried out all over the world.
And even in Japan, rumors about aliens have been left.
Urashima Taro, famous for old stories.
According to Professor Sakka of Kyoto Information University,
Kamei is a spaceship and Ryugu Castle is a planet somewhere.
If you travel in space, you will lose track of time.
It is said that it is better to think like that than to go back to years ago when you returned from Ryugu Castle.
In addition, there is a theory that Dogoon, which is famous as an imported product of the Jomon period, was actually an alien in space clothes.
Certainly, the face that you can't think of as an earthling is very similar to the face of an alien left behind in history.
And in recent years, in 2007, a mysterious corpse thought to be an alien was discovered in Vietnam.
This year, President Ilmzhinov of the Russian Federation of Kalmyk Republic confessed that he was taken away by an alien during a Russian national broadcast.
There is no longer any doubt about the existence of aliens.
So tonight, "Let's go see them" idol AKB goes to see UFOs!
Under the advice of UFO Director Junichi Yaoichi, researchers call for UFOs in a surprising strategy.
This project may seem reckless, but...
We were able to meet UFOs!
Tonight, let's see the record of that truth!
UFO discovery site is here, Takaosa.
It was also introduced in the Michelin Guide of Japan, and it is known for having the most climbers in the world.
Why was the mountain chosen as a place to meet UFOs?
That is...
Takao-san has seen many UFOs like this picture around 2000 years ago, and it is also called "UFO discovery site".
Maybe Takao-san came to one of the landmarks and went through here and went to Tokyo.
Takao-san, you're dressed up today.
Yes, I'm dressed up.
Can you look forward to it?
I'm looking forward to it!
And as the reputation says, we succeeded in meeting UFOs!
This time, the UFO discovery site is a well- guarded observatory.
It's a rear-guard.
Wow! The scenery is so beautiful!
Oh, it is!
Because of this place, which has a 360 degree view, UFOs flying in the sky have never been overlooked.
The secret to succeeding in shooting UFOs - part one.
By standing out, you attract the attention of aliens.
By doing so, you can get closer to the UFOs.
After hearing this, the two took a strategy...
One, two, three!
Wow!
It's nice, isn't it?
Is that so?
Appeal to UFOs with an AKB stage costume!
This time, in order to attract the attention of aliens,
AKB48 Team A chose this costume when they sang "Airplane Clouds".
Even if you are an alien, you will definitely be fascinated by this costume, which attracts fans.
Taking over the souls of seniors,
with a hot beat and intense dance, they appeal to aliens!
But there is no sign of UFOs appearing.
Since they are far up in the sky, you can't see them, can you?
So, they came up with this idea.
Wow, it's dazzling. Amazing.
The next strategy they came up with is...
Originally, they reflect sunlight and reflect it towards the sky with a reflector that makes the subject look beautiful.
This method seems meaningless at first glance.
But it seems that UFOs gather under these signs.
This video proves it.
Wow, wow, wow, look!
Wow, wow, wow!
What is that?
It's not an airplane.
It can't fly like that.
Look, look.
Two planes are spinning in the sky.
And under them is the U.S. military's fancy base.
Wow!
I'm scared!
Don't make too much noise, Mom.
The neighbors will be surprised.
This is amazing!
These UFOs are probably gathering under the bright lights of the base.
Grandpa!
It's here!
If this reflector is strong enough, it will definitely be an eye-catcher for UFOs.
But...
There is no sign of anything approaching.
When they thought this strategy was a failure...
What is it? What is it?
Something gold is flying.
What is it? What is it?
Yaoi-san's eyes finally caught a flying object shining in gold!
What is it? What is it?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Where did it go?
However, she lost sight of it.
Huh?
Where did it go?
Yaoi-san noticed it.
Unfortunately, the UFO disappeared.
UFOs can sometimes hide themselves for a moment.
Here is a video that proves it.
In the evening sky, you can clearly see the flying object moving.
Oh, wow.
What is it?
However, it slowly disappeared and disappeared into the clouds.
Oh, it's true!
This is because there is a high possibility that a UFO with a stealth function has hidden itself.
You can't see it from any other angle, can you?
We will continue to show you a video of UFOs hiding themselves.
Huh?
Translucent?
It's here.
Where did it go?
Which direction?
This is...
After seeing the UFO and hurriedly turning the camera around,
the photographer desperately searches for the missing UFO.
The black shadow you can see in the video says that it wasn't visible at all.
Is this also an intentionally camouflaged appearance of the UFO?
Can you do that?
Next, based on Mr. Yaoi's advice, the strategy is...
Ta-da!
Oh, oh!
Face hood!
By paying respect to the UFO and having hospitality in mind,
space food is prepared.
Just like the space food that astronauts eat,
it is made with freeze-dry method.
The astronauts will also be very satisfied with the taste of autumn.
With this, the astronauts who are hungry will gather while drooling.
It's not delicious!
It's crunchy.
Is it good?
Yes!
Are you interested in it?
Is it good?
It's good!
If you put it in your mouth, it's good.
It's like a snack.
The texture is crunchy, but the taste is good.
Wow, amazing!
I'm impressed!
Drink it! Drink it! Hurry up!
While appealing such a souvenir,
the astronauts keep calling for aliens.
Is this what happened?
One step closer to UFO discovery!
And this was the direct cause of UFO discovery.
To convey the feeling of wanting to meet.
Well, that's...
So, we got cooperation from this person,
Akatsuki Rekas-sensei, a spiritualist.
That's amazing!
Now, he has written many books about power spots that are popular with women.
He is a Japanese spiritualist who can't stand the perception of spirits from all over the country.
He was taught how to make contact with aliens by saying, "If you can convey your feelings to spirits, can you convey them to aliens?"
Music and words are very easy to convey.
So you have to speak and read what you think in words.
Since ancient times, it has been said that it is better to convey feelings to strangers with voice or music.
That should also reach aliens.
So, as the teacher taught, you ring the bell and convey your feelings to aliens.
I want to see you. Please come and see me.
The four desperately wish only that for the unknown aliens.
But there is no sign of aliens coming to see them.
Are you still lacking in feelings?
The four continued to wish even stronger for aliens.
Ms. Yaoi, you're not motivated at all.
Ms. Yaoi, you're not motivated at all today.
I want to see you.
When those feelings reached their peak...
I want to see you, UFO.
I want to see you.
Those strong feelings are still here.
AKB researchers who were in the lesson hall...
I want to see you, UFO.
I want to see you.
I want to see you, UFO.
Did the hot feelings of the forest and the hills reach other researchers?
Even though it is no-make, it sends telepathy to space.
Furthermore, in Shinjuku and Nichome, it is AKB.
I want to see you, UFO.
Mr. UFO, come here, please!
Even though we are men, we want to meet UFOs like researchers do.
I want to meet UFOs.
Everyone's feelings become one.
At that moment...
What's that? It's moving.
Where is it?
It's moving!
They finally found an airplane that floats in the sky!
A silver airplane that moves in the air.
Is it a UFO?
If you look at it with the camera up...
What is it?
Unfortunately, we can confirm that it has wings.
The researchers are shocked.
And now, the sun has set and the filming is over.
Unfortunately, they couldn't meet UFOs.
What?
However!
A miracle happened in an unnoticed place!
Later, when the three of them were looking back at the tape...
You edited it, didn't you?
What? What?
Something is falling.
A mysterious object that crossed in front of the camera at high speed...
Let's watch it again in slow motion.
What?
Certainly, we can confirm that it is a mysterious object that moves at high speed.
Isn't it a UFO?
It's moving. It's moving.
Yeah, it's a UFO.
It's a UFO.
It's a UFO!
It was pretty fast.
It's hard to believe that there are insects and airplanes because of its speed and shape.
We had succeeded in shooting a UFO.
It's a thin and long leaf-wrapped UFO.
UFO!
It's a UFO!
In fact, this shape of UFO is...
I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear...
...even during President Obama's inauguration ceremony.
Here is the video.
A mysterious flying object is caught flying at high speed above Washington.
At this time, the sky above Washington is flying.
Even at high speed, it's hard to believe it's a bird.
This is exactly the same aircraft as the UFO we captured this time.
Wow, I'm glad we did it.
I'm glad we did it with a bell.
Wow, it's amazing.
With a bell?
Just like we went to meet President Obama,
the UFO also came to meet President Ariyoshi.
But it doesn't look like a UFO.
It's totally a skyfish, isn't it?
It's a skyfish.
In commemoration of our successful UFO capture,
I've prepared a project like this.
It's called "Adding space power to fried noodles UFO"!
I'm sorry, Nisshin-san. Thank you for coming.
What was Miyazaki Miho's favorite ingredient in "Adding space power to fried noodles UFO"?
That's right, this beef!
The umami of beef and the soft texture of beef go well with the sauce of fried noodles.
However, this is obviously an overkill plan!
Is this beef?
Yes, but adding space power...
Miyazaki says that beef has space power, but...
I've heard of it.
It's good, but...
Of course it's good!
It's good if you add space power, isn't it?
I don't know if it's space power or not.
What? Where is space power in beef?
Look!
Stop it!
Stop editing!
Look, now!
Now is the time!
Where is space power in beef?
My father brought it for me.
It's a total overkill plan, and it's a punishment.
So, we'll give you a punishment!
Shhhhhhh...
Thank you for coming to watch our punishment program!
I can't do it!
Why not?
I was a reporter.
You wanted to be a reporter, didn't you? I see.
Yes.
Well, Miyazaki.
Yes.
How many people's normal faces and multi-song projects have you stolen, you bastard?!
I haven't stolen anything!
Well, Miyazaki is good at stealing, so let's steal Kojima's sexiness.
Yes!
Well, Kojima.
Yes.
Why don't you say that first?
Chinchin train!
Wow, you're good!
Now, say it!
Yes.
Chinchin train!
You don't have to imitate Kojima.
You don't have to imitate that much!
What?! You're copying me!
You're copying me!
Don't mess with me!
I'm scared!
Shall we do one more?
I'm going to publish a book next.
Yes.
Can you say the title of the book, "You're already dead," in a sexy way?
Huh?!
I'm sorry.
Why do I have to advertise your book?
I'm sorry.
I'd like you to do me a favor, Kojima.
Are you kidding me?!
I'm sorry!
Why do I have to advertise your book?!
That's right! That's right!
Then you do it!
I'm sorry.
You're already dead.
In a sexy way!
You're already...
...dead.
That's gross!
Stop it!
That's all for this week's corner.
Goodbye!
Huh?!
After the commercial, aliens come back!
Aliens!
What's up? What's up?
We are aliens!
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President, how was our meeting tonight?
Unfortunately, we couldn't get a UFO.
Thank you for listening to us.
President!
After the commercial, aliens invade Japan!
We are aliens!
Stop it! It's a joke!
I'm an alien!
The second one!
I'm an alien!
What are you doing?
Hello, everyone in Japan!