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The idol who makes your heart flutter, A.K.B., gets pranked!
The research ship is in great need of help!
They even set up a spider web!
What will happen in the end?!
Good evening, A.K.B. Republic!
Tonight's program is a prank special!
Tonight's program is A.K.B. Republic!
Tomorrow is the general election of A.K.B.48.
Finally!
Is it possible for A.K.B.48 to join A.K.B.?
No, it's not possible.
Today's guest is...
A.K.B.48 Team A's member, Kyosuke.
Hi, A.K.B.48!
Thank you for coming again.
Thank you for having me.
A.K.B., what kind of program do you have for us today?
Here is today's program.
It's supposed to be a fun shoot, but it's a failure VTR!
What do you mean?
Actually, I don't know either, but these two went with me for the shoot.
I'm Mori.
I'm Yokoyama.
Why do you sound like Hiroshi?
What's wrong?
She's crying.
What's wrong with you?
I can't do this every day.
What's wrong with you?
She's traumatized.
Traumatized?
Please watch it for now.
Let's watch the VTR.
What is the big-scale failure VTR that traumatized them?
And...
Did you notice that something strange is happening to President Ariyoshi?
The truth will be revealed in the second half of the program!
What should we do?
What? Really?
Why did they cry so much?
The reason was in this wild location project.
This location was intended to capture the best wildness.
The guide was veteran actor Roboto Okamoto.
I told you to do laundry and cleaning in the morning.
Many of you know him as a troublemaker.
But he is a wild mania who writes wild books.
He walks around looking for the best wild books.
But for researchers who can't get along with guests because of shyness,
he prepared this project.
Let's get along with skinship.
What is it?
It's a game where you get points for each time you touch Okamoto-san.
If you play like it's a game, you can get along with Okamoto-san for sure.
I can't do it.
That's right. It's your job to get used to Okamoto- san's skinship.
Let the game begin!
Researcher!
I don't know much about it, but let's get started.
I like it. It makes me happy.
With Okamoto-san's guidance, the three of them came to...
Look!
Wow!
There are a lot of greens.
The best wild paradise in the capital city, Tamagawa's marine style.
Tamagawa, where many greens remain, is said to be a viking-like spot full of delicious wild plants.
Look at this. It doesn't have flowers in it, but it's wild grass, isn't it?
Wild grass.
The first thing I found was wild grass.
The leaves are soft now and it's the best time to eat it.
So, researchers will try wild plants for the first time in their lives.
It's amazing.
Wow.
It looks hard.
It is.
It's good, isn't it?
It's heavy.
It doesn't smell at all, does it?
I can't eat it normally.
The next thing they eat is wild grass.
Wild grass?
They eat wild grass?
Wow.
They eat it with Mr. Okamoto and enjoy it together.
They are moved by the greatness of nature's blessings.
But it was a strategy to measure skinship.
Wow.
So, this is what it's about.
It's their first time eating it.
They are seniors in the entertainment world.
They are not used to it and can't touch it.
Moreover, when they found crow's nest...
Can we eat it?
Yes, you can eat it.
Can young people like me eat it?
They don't have the courage and can't touch it.
By the way, this grass is called "crow's nest" because its beans turn black.
It's recommended to eat it while it's young and doesn't turn black.
We can eat it.
And the third chance came when they found European wild grass.
Here it is.
Wild grass is so beautiful.
It looks fun.
When Yokoyama crouched down, he double-touched Yokoyama's shoulder!
And...
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry. There were a lot of stones.
It's hard to walk.
They pretended to stumble and touched Yokoyama's buttocks.
And they moved to the middle of the street...
There it is! There it is!
They got excited and touched Yokoyama's shoulder several times to earn points!
It's a little dirty.
Oh, it's dirty?
Yes.
Oh, thank you.
I'm sorry.
After that, they earned points one after another, but they didn't do much to earn high points.
So...
It's okay. You're like a child.
Keia earned 10 points and put her finger in her nose!
What are you doing?
Well, I'll do it.
Then I'll put my finger in my nose, too.
What are you doing?
I'll do it.
With a firm determination in their hearts, they aim for the great actor's nose-putting chance!
How do you do it?
This is sweet and delicious.
Here, Mori casually puts on his military uniform and is finally ready for battle.
And...
Ah, something's stuck. Ah, sorry. Sorry. Something's stuck.
Was it stuck?
I'm sorry.
They pretend to pick up trash from their noses and put their fingers in.
They get 10 points for their "wily" play!
It's not a military uniform!
By the way, the wild animals they caught today are 12 species.
Wow, that's amazing!
These wild animals will be cooked deliciously by Okamoto-san today.
Wow, this is amazing!
It sounds good.
Yeah, it sounds amazing.
It looks delicious! It looks delicious, doesn't it?
Ah, it's still stuck.
You're still doing it?
Even here, Yokoyama touches his shoulder and gets points for his "wily" play!
And this time, Okamoto-san made four types of wild food.
Boiled rice with a large container, miso soup with strong grass,
serinohitashi, and other wild food like tempura.
Wow, it sounds good!
Wow, it sounds good.
It's crispy.
Okamoto-san, please try this poisonous candy.
Ah, me too.
And now, Mori will continue his "wily" play!
However, Yokoyama also loses and gets hit by Okamoto-san!
No, it's fine. It's totally fine.
Can you turn your shoulders towards me?
Oh, really?
That's not good.
Wow!
Can I?
Yes, yes, yes.
Wow, wow.
Thank you very much.
She's good, she's good.
With the famous point of "turning shoulders",
Rizumikaru is increasing her points.
Moreover, Rizumikaru's skill of using both hands
has gained 156 points!
I understand.
Then, I'll make another one.
I'll do it.
Really?
I did it!
Okamoto-san's wild cuisine is at its last stage!
Finally, the fierce skinship game battle
is coming to an end!
Right now, Yokoyama-san is leading.
Alright!
I did it!
Can I still turn my shoulders?
That's why...
I've prepared...
a big turning point chance for you.
What big turning point chance?
A turning point of skinship is...
Hip Attack!
Hip Attack is a special move of Koshinaka-sensei
that can cause great damage to your opponent
by swinging your hips and your butt.
You gain 1000 points.
But, since it's such a dangerous move,
it's a once-in-a-lifetime bonus chance!
We're doing it for you, aren't we?
It doesn't make any sense, does it?
But I can't do Hip Attack.
Hip Attack...
Huh?
I can't do it...
Who will succeed in Hip Attack
and gain 1000 points?
Which one will it be?
Alright, I'm done!
Alright, alright, alright!
Okamoto-san's wild cuisine is...
Red-clawed grass and white-clawed grass.
- It's good. - Really?
- Ah, I'm glad. - It's good!
It makes you happy, doesn't it?
How tall are you, Mr. Okamoto?
- My height? - Yes.
And then, the forest moved!
- I think I'm 163cm... - Hey, wait!
Please compare us! I was really curious about you!
- But Anna is taller! - Really?
- What's going on? - What?
She pretended to compare their height and did a hip attack!
- She showed off her high-tech skills! - I was so surprised!
- The forest got 1,000 points! - Oh, you did it!
- Wow! - But there was a change in Mr. Okamoto's expression.
- Huh? - Thank you very much!
And the filming of the ending talk also ended.
- Okay! Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
The filming of the ending talk also ended.
And at that moment, it finally exploded!
Hey, you know...
You're a little rude, aren't you?
Actually, Mr. Okamoto was angry.
He had a natural skinship with the researchers up until now.
At first, I didn't think you were friendly at all.
But you're becoming more and more like an escalate.
- You're still angry at me, aren't you? - No, I'm not angry at you.
- That's not true. - Oh, I see.
I'm sorry for making you angry.
Mr. Okamoto's anger didn't subside and he left the scene.
- You told me to do it! - That's right!
- I'm angry! - I'm angry!
It's a perfect couple!
I'm angry! I'm angry! I'm angry!
But this was all Mr. Okamoto's strategy.
In fact, Mr. Okamoto was also participating in the skinship game.
However, for Mr. Okamoto, who is shy, it is a must for young girls to touch their bodies.
So, we have prepared a bonus chance for you.
It is "apologize to wild animals".
The score is 10,000 points!
In a lock-up bus with hidden cameras that can't be seen,
A researcher who didn't know anything came to apologize while being comforted by his manager.
I'm sorry. I didn't know. I didn't mind.
Well, I don't care. I don't care, but I don't like anything but wild animals.
So, apologize to those wild animals.
Apologize to wild animals
Mr. Okamoto says this stupid phrase shamelessly.
He is a great actor who is particular about victory.
Apologize to wild animals
Tanpopo
Did you call me "Tanpopo"?
Say it.
Tanpopo
Your voice is small.
You two say something big together.
Tanpopo
I'm sorry.
You can say one more thing.
Nimogi
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Great! The two researchers apologized to wild animals!
The winner is Okamoto-san!
I did it! I did it!
The researchers are crying for no reason.
You all got 20 points for ass-kicking and hip- attacks.
What are you talking about?
Didn't you know about this?
If you apologize to wild animals, you get 10,000 points!
Wow! You got a big comeback!
Well, the world is full of demons.
Wow!
So, the final result is...
Okamoto Nobuto...
...gets 18,000 points.
Wow!
As expected of an ass-kicking and hip-attack.
Mori Anna...
...gets 1,016 points.
Yokoyama Yui...
...gets 178 points.
And their friendship...
...is priceless.
We did it!
Oh, I see!
You two were crying a lot.
I'm used to it now.
Okamoto-san had an overwhelming victory...
...and you two were pranked.
But there is one more person...
...who has been pranked in this studio.
What?
There is one more person...
...who hasn't realized that they are still being pranked.
What?
That is...
It's Maeda!
What? Me? Me?
You're totally caught!
Huh? What is it? Huh?
You haven't changed at all, haven't you?
Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic Ameiba Pig!
In the A.K.B. Forty-Eight Academy Gymnasium area,
in the program-specific vending machine,
starting today, Maeda Arts and Producer items will be on sale!
If you hold it in your hand, it's a very cute doll in your hand!
Everything is designed by Acchan!
If you hold it in your hand, you can definitely boast about it to everyone!
Actually, there is one more person in this studio
who is being pranked.
Huh? Huh?
Moreover, there is one person who hasn't noticed that she is still being pranked.
That is...
It's Maeda!
What? Me? Me?
You're totally caught!
Huh? What is it? Huh?
You haven't changed at all, haven't you?
Not at all! I'm already a little shocked!
We're juniors in the same office!
Oh, you're right!
You haven't noticed?
When the program first started,
I didn't have a nosebleed.
No, you shouldn't have said that!
That's what happened before the recording.
By thinly spreading wood glue,
and painting it in ordeal color,
the real-life special hand-made nosebleed
is set for President Ariyoshi.
Then, what will happen?
Won't the nosebleed pop out beautifully?
In fact, this is a fact that everyone knows except Maeda Atsuko.
If Maeda is a colleague of the office, he must have warned President Ariyoshi about the nosebleed before the show began, so he put on the nosebleed.
Apparently, Maeda also noticed it.
I can't hide my excitement.
Because...
In front of my eyes...
Because there is a big nosebleed that popped out!
But Maeda doesn't know it.
If the show continues like this, President Atsuko will be on public radio with a nosebleed.
However, Maeda doesn't seem to pay any attention even though he is wearing a nosebleed.
In this way, Maeda, a colleague of the office, did not pay attention to it, and President Ariyoshi performed with a nosebleed.
I thought he was going to talk to me normally.
If you hadn't warned me before, I would have been talking too much in front of many viewers.
You should have warned me. You were talking too much, weren't you?
No, I wasn't.
Why didn't you warn me?
I thought you were looking this way.
So I started talking too much in front of Kojima.
No one noticed.
If you hadn't warned me, I would have been talking too much in front of many viewers.
I'm talking too much in front of many viewers.
This is the video.
She took care of the flowery grass and put it on Kojima's shoulder.
You may not know about it, but Kojima was on public radio with flowery grass on.
Maeda Atsuko was embarrassed by the first lady of the Republic of Korea.
We will never forgive you!
You should have warned me.
Why did you say that in such an easy-to-understand way?
This is a punishment for you.
Everyone, it's starting!
It's President Ariase's punishment corner!
This week, Maeda Atsuko will be punished by wearing muskul armor.
They were so embarrassed.
Why didn't you tell me about flowery grass?!
Apologize to flowery grass, you bastard!
Look at this flowery grass
It's big
This flowery grass is big
For now, hold this
I don't want it! Why? You always hold it
I don't want it!
Hold flowery grass
So you can talk to kittens and puppies
Flowery grass?
I'm sorry
Flowery grass, I'm sorry
She's apologizing to flowery grass!
Apologize to flowery grass, you bastard!
She apologized to flowery grass!
Apologize to flowery grass, you bastard!
She apologized to flowery grass, you bastard!
She apologized to flowery grass
That's it for today's episode of "Oshioki"!
After the commercial is over, the researchers will apologize to flowery grass!
Apologize to this flowery grass
I'm sorry
Flowery grass 3 is missing
One more time
Yes
Next week, June 14th, while the show is airing, we will have a quiz on mobile phones.
We will tell you what happened during the show.
We will choose 100 people from the audience and give them KUO cards.
We will also give all of the participants an original machine.
However, only during the show.
You will not lose anything!
For more information, please visit the show's mobile site!
The show is not over yet!
After the commercial airs, Hanakusa will say something crazy!
Hanakusa-san, I'm sorry.
Then, Amari-chan will say it in English.
I'm sorry, Hanakusa-san.
OK, very good!
Finally, let's show our gratitude to Hanakusa-san!
Thank you, Hanakusa!
Forever, Hanakusa!
Thank you, Hanakusa!
Forever, Hanakusa!