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President Ariyoshi! Ariyoshi! Ariyoshi! Ariyoshi!
President Ariyoshi celebrated his 36th birthday.
The world celebrated his birthday with a festival.
In 1974, Mr. Hiroyuki was born in Hiroshima Prefecture.
Since his childhood, people have understood his cuteness.
In a nearby bakery, he was given bread for free.
In his elementary school graduation letter, he dreamt of becoming Prime Minister of Japan.
In middle school, he was passionate about comedy.
He wanted to be popular with girls and became a punk.
Finally, he became President of Ariyoshi AKB Republic.
Today is Mr. Hiroyuki's 36th birthday.
Let's welcome his birthday party with great blessings.
Today is President Ariyoshi's 36th birthday.
To celebrate this day, we...
Will hold President Ariyoshi's birthday party!
Let's welcome today's star.
President Ariyoshi's wife!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
President Ariyoshi celebrates his 36th birthday.
The AKB and all the staff will bring you a lot of content to celebrate this memorable day!
Ariyoshi AKB Republic Ariyoshi President's Birthday Special!
President Ariyoshi, did you get any presents?
Presents? I didn't get anything!
Really?
Yes!
I brought a wonderful present for you!
Really?
Yes! Let's watch the video!
Here you go!
Yes! Today, with this money, I will go and buy a present for President Ariyoshi!
Yeah!
Yes! So, this month's prize is...
224,400 yen!
What will the researchers get for this money?
What?
The researchers borrowed 100,000 yen from President Ariyoshi and increased their numbers with this money.
With this 224,400 yen, they called a professional to buy President Ariyoshi's birthday present for a little cheaper.
President Ariyoshi! Please help me with the shopping!
This is the world-famous journalist and world- famous Negilist, Tetsuo Kaneko!
The teacher, who is a professional who buys things cheaply, is also capable of writing many related books!
Ready, set, go!
A!
Cake!
B!
Cake!
Yay!
President Marioshi's Birthday Party Special!
The President buys his favorite computer parts cheaply!
The shop that the teacher chose is a PC-Net Akihabara Chuo-gu branch.
The payment method is, once a year, all-you-can- pack computer parts!
No matter how much you put in, it's only 2,000 yen, so the President will be happy for sure!
He will try it right away!
Ishiguro-san, Takefu-san, wait a minute!
Actually, all-you-can-pack is a group battle!
All-you-can-pack is a group battle!
First of all, before you put it in, it is basic for three people to stretch the bag.
That's right!
You have to make it as small as you can.
That's right!
One person holds the bag, and the other person plays the role of packing.
At first, you start with the smallest one and make a base.
Next, you pack the big one.
Finally, you pack the small one and fill in the gaps.
The PC that the President wanted!
He gets a lot of those parts!
What's inside?
The PC memory that the President loves!
The President's favorite color, red and yellow coats, etc.
It's a bargain to buy parts that cost more than 10,000 yen for 2,000 yen!
President Ariyoshi's Birthday Special!
We will give you a trip for the President!
Thank you!
Actually, there is a trip that you can get 100 million yen for!
What?
100 million yen?
That's amazing!
The teacher recommended us a tour where you can get 100 million yen for catching a tsuchinoko.
Tsuchinoko Summit is being held, and you can also take pictures of tsuchinoko-like creatures.
It's a one-night-four-meal trip that costs you only 21,500 yen!
You can apply for it at Nohkyo Tourism.
Make a reservation now so you don't miss this chance!
Oh, you make a reservation.
You can get 100 million yen for the President!
Congratulations!
He bought personal computer parts and his father's search skills, and now has 29 million yen left.
President Ariyoshi's birthday special presents a man who raises his status!
And that is...
Weapons!
A 36-year-old Japanese man who can't even fire one or two weapons is caught by evil men!
If you raise your status...
Hold your weapons!
Let's go!
That's why we visited a weapon shop!
In the shop...
Armors and other things related to art are lined up.
That's amazing!
The teacher immediately discovers something that looks like it can be torn off!
That is...
Muscle armor and trojan helmet for 68,000 yen!
The design is an image of muscles symbolized by strength in armor of the Greek era!
With this weapon that threatens the enemy, the President's shyness will also be cured!
Moreover...
The teacher said he wanted it, so I thought it would be a corset.
Nice idea!
In order to aim for the strongest man in human history, we would like to give you this!
In fact...
Things that are cheap at the armors shop are...
Super rare artifacts!
The secret of cutting...
It is to aim for super rare artifacts!
Especially metals...
The longer you leave it, the more likely it is to rust and hurt, so it is easy to cut!
So...
How do you distinguish super rare artifacts?
It is...
Things placed on pillars or shadows of shelves...
There is a high possibility that it did not sell at first sight!
Then...
Shall we call the teacher?
Wait a minute!
The secret of cutting...
Call the storekeeper by name with affection!
Storekeeper-san, may I ask for your name?
Who are you?
I am Iso's storekeeper!
You are so cool!
Iso-san, you look like an imperial officer today.
But we don't have much budget.
Can you help us somehow?
Then...
60,000 yen!
It's cheap!
It's cheap, isn't it?
And the last one is...
With the ultimate grip technique, you can make impossible things possible.
And that is...
Oiroke!
Let's do it in a sexy way.
One, two...
Please...
What are you doing?
54,000 yen!
50,000 yen!
Then let's do 50,000 yen.
What is it?
Storekeeper!
President Ariyoshi's weapon that raises men.
68,000 yen.
But you can get it for 50,000 yen!
Muscle armor is included.
The balance is 159,000 yen.
The next target is an expensive art piece.
The storekeeper says that you need the strengthening of Oiroke strategy to grab it.
For that purpose, we visited Don Quixote Akihabara store.
There are about 1,400 costumes, and their scale is Japan's largest.
Here, Oiroke will definitely increase.
Is it near the theater?
Yes, this building.
Can we go in?
Yes, let's go in.
It looks like you're going to increase your grip strength. It's cute.
Which costume did Ishiguro choose?
With a naked maid costume, increase grip strength.
You're used to it, aren't you?
The price is 19,900 yen.
And the costume that Takeuchi chose is...
With a big heart on the chest and a head cover, appeal and increase grip strength.
The price is 9,990 yen.
President Ariyoshi, look at their cuteness.
I'm sure you can buy it cheaply.
What are you excited about?
Both costumes were purchased with president's money and cost 129,920 yen.
President Ariyoshi will definitely use all of this money for his super high-end small artworks.
The place is Ginza.
The two are dressed in sexy costumes to negotiate a bargain.
Inside the store, there are hallucinogenic stores and high-end small artworks.
There are a lot of them.
Shall we buy a lot of them today?
Yes, let's do it!
They praised the good quality of Fushinadoroi.
And they said they want to buy a lot of them.
They said they want to buy a lot of them.
They are very good.
We came here to buy a birthday present for President Kariyoshi.
For President Kariyoshi?
Yes!
We will give you a birthday present.
What is your name?
My name is Sasaki.
Sasaki.
She asked for your name.
She is very good.
By the way, how much is it?
It's 180,000 yen.
Wow!
Shall we give you a budget?
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
129,920 yen.
I think it's better for you to ask for it within your budget.
Can you make it a little cheaper?
I beg you!
She said "I beg you"!
That's right.
It's about 10,000 yen.
I beg you!
There is a sticker, too.
I beg you!
It feels good.
It's about 10,000 yen.
Wow!
Really?
I'm so happy!
But...
How much is it?
But...
The goal was so far away that an hour passed without being able to reach it.
Finally...
Negilus and Kaneko moved!
They came with autographs.
That's right.
And...
That's right. A.k.a. "sign attack"!
In case of an emergency, it's the best way to make the most of being an entertainer.
Then...
A wise owner said...
My children will be happy.
Thank you!
His children found out by chance that he is an AKB fan.
This time is special.
Thank you very much!
Cutting success!
Cutting off the head of his master, who was stubborn about cutting down more than 20,000 yen,
Cutting down about 50,000 yen, success!
I'm sorry.
For President Ariyoshi, he bought this for 129,920 yen.
This is a Western doll made in Germany 100 years ago.
These beautiful blue eyes.
Why has this beauty been preserved for 100 years?
When you look at this doll closely, you close your eyes.
Only for President Ariyoshi.
Countdown!
A total of 320,610 yen.
For President Ariyoshi, he bought it for 224,400 yen.
I will give you all of them as a gift!
What? Is it a thank you gift?
I don't need that!
So, I brought a wonderful gift!
This doll has a burnt-out face.
Oh, really?
When you look at it, you close your eyes.
Isn't it too scary?
We don't need it!
Give it back!
Actually, we haven't finished our presents yet.
That's right!
The second present is a song from "That Idol Corps"
Please look at it!
Good evening!
Last week, when I visited your studio, you might have fallen in love with me, Ariochi Daito-ryu.
That's too bad!
So, with that thought in mind, we made a new song.
It's a tear-jerking surprise song, "What's Samurai Size?"
Here you go!
This is the worst!
It's similar!
It's the same!
It's me!
This is...
It's similar!
The clock of life is already ticking, and I'm hiding my eyes.
I'm not moving, I'm not moving, I'm not moving.
When the world gathers and I'm ready,
I can talk about anything I want.
When that happens, I'll clap my hands with you.
Three, two, one, go!
When the world gathers and I'm ready,
I can talk about anything I want.
I'm not moving, I'm not moving, I'm not moving.
The clock of life is already ticking, and I'm hiding my eyes.
I'm not moving, I'm not moving, I'm not moving.
Happy New Year!
Wow, amazing!
Amazing!
You did it well!
Why did we lose?
I was surprised!
You looked exactly like her!
Oh, I'm sorry!
But your face caught my attention.
The lyrics were terrible, too.
The lyrics were pretty vulgar, too.
I'm happy about it, but what about me?
I'm happy about it, but...
you didn't get that present, so...
you're fired!
Oh!
I'm fired!
Is it me?
Yes!
Yay!
You're fired!
I am...
President Arias's best friend!
What is muscular armor?
What is this?
Where do you wear muscular armor?
Since it is a punishment, you will take a sexy pose wearing muscular armor.
I will take a picture of you.
You are taking a picture like this.
What are you doing?
This is the first time for Maeda Atsuko to appear on Arios and AKB's mobile site.
I like you.
I love you.
After the recording, you will meet Atsuko in muscular armor.
Wow! You are so tough!
Can I touch you?
Yes, you can.
A punishment for Maeda Atsuko is to wear muscular armor and take a sexy picture.
Do you want me to wear this photo album?
Yes, I like it.
Maeda, you are playing with a dog.
Do you want me to do it like this?
Do it like you are in a photo album.
I am doing it.
Do it properly.
This is not like a photo album.
What are you doing?
She is so sexy.
I don't like it.
It's totally different.
Please show me the sexiest one.
The sexiest one?
She has a great body.
She has a great body line.
I can't see her face at all.
She is not sexy at all.
She is not sexy.
Kojima is sexier, isn't he?
What?
Do you want me to say something to you?
What is it?
I want you to say "chinchin train".
That's sexual, isn't it?
I want you to say it with your feelings.
Chinchin train.
That's good.
You just said "sexual", didn't you?
It's okay.
Let's say "chinchin train" together.
Why?
I don't like it.
Let's say "chinchin train" together.
Let's say it together.
I don't like it.
Let's say "chinchin train" together.
Don't say "chinchin train".
Please say "mao" for editing.
Please say it for editing.
Let's say it.
One, two...
The members are selling the items produced by the program "Special Sale Zone" in the area of Taikikan in Yoshii Edoga Prefecture.
The sixth one is selling the items produced by Takachou Aki.
Please get the rare goods you can only buy here.
Let's say "chinchin train" together.
Why?
I don't like it.
Are you going to say "chinchin train" in a sexy way like this?
Don't say "chinchin train" but say "chinchin train" for the sake of editing.
Let's say it. One, two...
chinchin train
I can't hear you.
One, two...
chinchin train
OK, we got it. We got what you said "chinchin".
I don't like it.
That's all for "punishment collaboration".
It's a hobby.
Next week, AKB researchers are in dire need of help.
What should we do?
The reason for their tears is...
They are shocked once at the last moment of shock.
And...
There is someone who is being pranked.
And...
There is someone who is still being pranked.
It's...
Maeda.
Me? Me?
She is still being pranked.
What is it?
Maeda Atsuko will be pranked. Look forward to it!
How was tonight's "Ariyoshi AKB Republic"?
We pledge allegiance to President Ariyoshi, who celebrated his happy 36th birthday, and we will continue to promote the program production and AKB48.
As such, we decided to support AKB's rival, Shinjuku Nichome's gay doll, AKB48.
We are also producing a new song promo. Like AKB, please support AKB as well!
President Ariyoshi, how was "Ariyoshi AKB Republic"?
AKB48 was great! I'm so excited!
I love AKB!
I think this is the first time our staff has been this serious!
We used to do this a lot!
We collaborated a lot!
How about you, Atsuko?
It was a lot of fun, but it's a shame that Ariyoshi wasn't happy with the presents we gave him.
But it's nice to have a big party like this. You don't have to be nervous.
You don't have to be nervous at all.
You're right about how you sit.
This has been "Ariyoshi AKB Republic"! See you next week!
After this, Maeda Atsuko will change into Muscular Armor and go on a rampage!
Let's take a look at the feedback after recording for just 12 seconds.
Muscular Armor, cheers!
Ariyoshi AKB Republic
Wow!
Lio!
Lio-san, hello!
You look so cool!
Thank you!
You look invincible in this outfit!