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AKB48 VS Mysterious Idol Gundam
Which one is more beautiful?
My favorite food is blackberry and kujimohara.
That's a good choice.
This member brought us this comparison.
I'm Takashi Aki, and I'd like to talk with animals.
Nice to meet you.
What song did you bring us this time?
This song is...
AKB VS Mysterious Idol Gundam.
Mysterious Idol, right?
That's right.
Check out the VTR of Mysterious Idol Gundam.
AKB's main member, Maeda Atsuko, faces Mysterious Idol Gundam.
All-out war for Idol's pride is...
average face competing for beauty and sexy performance!
The battle scene is Shinjuku 2-chome.
What is Mysterious Idol Gundam?
A-K-B, check it out!
What kind of idol are these people?
AKB's song can be heard from inside, but who are they?
They're cute.
It's an idol unit only for gays.
They're formed in Shinjuku 2-chome to meet gays.
They'll make you feel close to the gays who were far away.
It's a very popular gay idol project in 2-chome now.
You're good at dancing.
Wait a minute.
What are you?
What is AKB?
We're AKB's researchers.
Researchers.
Researchers?
What is it? It's an instrument.
What are you?
What is it?
AKB48!
Damn it. Their name is AKB48.
I'm a star.
They're called "AKB with a beard in 2-chome".
They've already released their first single.
Moreover, it's a very touching work beyond that famous song "Aitakatta".
It's a song about a member's sadness about confessing to his parents that he's gay.
AKB48 first single "Nakitagatta".
Here we go!
If you're gay, say you're gay.
You'll be a mother.
Say you want to have children.
You'll be moved.
I cried, I cried, I cried, yeah!
I threw up, I woke up, I cried in my head, ah!
I'm so happy!
I was so happy!
A.K.A.B...
48!
BRUCE US!
A.K.A.B...
Tonight, two idol groups will do a face-to-face competition.
The first member of A.K.A.B. is...
Team B's pretty girl, Tomomi Kasai.
She has big eyes and a straight nose.
She's a popular 18-year-old exotic face.
Hello, everyone. I'm Tomomi Kasai, who looks like Mega-chan.
As for A.K.A.B.,
A.K.A.B. and A.K.A.B.'s Tomomi Kasai.
A.K.A.B. and Kasai are two of a kind.
They have more sexiness than anyone else.
They have a beautiful look.
And Kasai's drooping eyes are more than their true form.
They're pretty gay boys.
Stop it!
You're gay!
How can you say that?!
Stop it!
How can you say that?!
Even though you're a research student!
You can say whatever you like.
AKB's Tomomi Kasai and Akemi-san!
They have a slender proportion and are 24 years old and have the same drooping eyes as their parents.
They usually work as a gay bar "Diana" and their exotic atmosphere fascinates not only Kasai but also many customers.
Here, AKB's Tomomi Kasai and AKB's Tomomi Kasai will have a sexy performance experience using peaches!
Oh, it tickles me!
Penn! Penn! My butt! Penn! Penn!
You two...
A.G.B., Leading Techniques of Peaches, uses...
Peach Necks!
As expected of them...
Peach Necks!
No way! Peach Necks!
Let's get a picture of their faces, who have just won a famous match.
AKB vs. AKB average face battle.
The second contestant is...
Last year's general election, she won 5th place proudly.
Her powerful performance is a sign of AKB's energy.
The catchphrase is...
She looks a little bit like a Yankee, but her heart is like a glass heart.
Takaminako and Takahashi Minami.
On the other hand, AKB is...
She looks a little bit like a girl, but her heart is like a glass heart.
Takahashi Minami and Ryota!
This is Eri Geybeard, Takahashi Minami and Ryota, 21 years old.
They have a body like a drum from head to toe.
Geyber is the second oldest in Japan.
Geydol is famous for her cheerful and happy smile.
Look at her slender waist.
She is so beautiful that you can't tell her from you.
On top of that, look at her provoking expression.
She is Takahashi Minami.
- How old are you? - I'm 21 years old.
I've liked you since you were born.
- Since you were born? - Yes, since you were born.
Here is a sexy performance battle between Honte vs. AJB Takahashi Minami and Tetsu Arei!
Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten...
Don't just listen to "u".
AJB has a wonderful sexy exercise.
Joan and Toki are...
...shameful.
What a high-level battle!
With that, let's get a picture of their faces!
Sounds good!
A.K.B. vs. A.G.B. Average face showdown, the third person is...
Yes, these members...
At 17 years old, A.K.B. is known for being in charge of variety shows.
They have big eyes like a gacha pin and lips like a little bird.
Their catchphrase is "A.K.B.'s rebellious period, Minegishi Minami."
As for A.K.B...
A.K.B.'s rebellious period, 24 years old, Minegishi Minami.
That's one.
Two.
This is A.K.B.'s Minegishi Minami, 24 years old.
Her charming point is her little animal-like smile like Minegishi Minami.
She usually works for a gay bar, Samurai Second.
She's a gay doll who's very popular in stores and has a variety of characters.
- Cute! - Cute!
Look!
Look how far they're looking at Minegishi Minami, the main character.
- It's the same! - It's the same!
Her expression is exactly like Minegishi Minami's, her eyes are closed.
- What's your specialty? - This is my specialty.
- My specialty is swimming. - Swimming.
Which one will you wear?
- Hm? - Which one? For girls or for boys?
- I'll ask you that. - You'll ask her about it, right?
Bikini.
Here, A.G.A.B. in bikini and Nawatobi in sexy performance of Minami Minegishi of the main family compete.
A.G.A.B. against unexpected attack...
More! More! More! More! More!
Masochistic...
This is the legendary main match between the two families.
So, both families get a picture of each other's faces.
AKB vs. AKB average face competition. The fourth person is...
Yes, Rie Kitahara.
Big eyes and big mouth.
With a cute expression like Anpanman, she is a popular member.
Speaking of Kitahara...
"From a mushroom mountain to a bamboo mushroom village" and other particular catchphrases are impressive.
On the other hand, AKB is...
From a mushroom mountain to a real mushroom village
AKB's Rie Kitahara and Tsukue.
Gays!
This is AKB's Rie Kitahara and 24-year-old Tsukue.
When she looks you in the eyes...
Yes, she is a little devilish gay.
She usually plays the role of a gay bar samurai second mama like Ichi-san.
This rhythmic hand gesture...
It's more beautiful and softer than Rie Kitahara's.
This shoulder-holding pose is more feminine than her own.
Why is your name Tsukue?
People say my face looks like a desk.
Is that why you're called Tsukue?
Yes, that's why.
Rie Kitahara and AKB's Rie Kitahara.
Sexy performance competition using carrots.
Carrots, carrots, carrots.
I want to eat carrots.
On the other hand...
I like you because you're a horse.
Who would like that?
You two are so cool!
Now you can get photos of Rie Kitahara and AKB members.
A.K.A.B. vs. A.K.A.B., who will win?
A.K.A.B.!
Is it decided?
Oh, Atsuko Maeda is here!
Atsuko Maeda is finally here!
She won first place in last year's election.
A.K.A.B.48, a popular national idol group, has established a real-life center.
However, A.K.A.B. is not inferior to Atsuko Maeda!
Of course!
I'm A.K.A.B.'s 18-year-old Atsuko Maeda and I'm Godzilla!
Yay!
A.K.A.B.!
This is A.K.A.B.'s center, Atsuko Maeda and Godzilla!
They won first place in the election in Shinjuku for the second time in a row.
Of course!
They also worked as a mother in "Gay Bar Diana" and are now at the top of their career.
They're different, aren't they?
They're sweating.
In Atsuko Maeda's photo book, Atsuko Maeda is as sexy as Atsuko Maeda's cover.
They're the same!
And moreover...
This arm-stretching dance is also by Atsuko Maeda himself!
Do you like Mr. Matsui?
Huh?
That's the most annoying thing I've ever been told!
A sexy performance battle between A.K.A.B. and Atsuko Maeda!
Men! Do!
Jump and punch, punch, punch!
In place of the moon, I'll push you up!
Atsuko Maeda is attacking A.K.A.B.'s sexy "dajare"!
Men! Do!
Kote!
Tsuki!
An-chan is also doing a good job!
Re! Do! Kote!
Tsuki! Tsuki! Tsuki! Tsuki! Tsuki! Tsuki! Tsuki!
Dai! Dai! Dai! Dai! Tsuki!
So cute!
And so, we also got photos of their faces!
Here is an average face with top idols' faces perfectly synchronized!
The impression of Maeda and Minegishi is strong.
The straight nose inherits Kasai and Kitahara's DNA.
The sexy lips are Takahashi and Minami!
This is the ultimate idol face created by the strongest members of AKB!
On the other hand, here is an average face of a gay!
Hmm, sexy!
No way!
Seriously?!
The average face of AKB and AKB top idols will be decided in the studio!
AKB is a bit... completely primitive!
It's a bit of a bad thing to say!
And so, we have invited AKB to our studio!
Aren't you guys gay?!
Aren't you gay?!
Shut up! You're too big!
But you guys are so cute!
No, I don't want to do a show with you at all!
It's so comfortable!
Please introduce yourselves again!
Good evening! If you come to see us every day, you'll meet us! We are AKB!
K.O.D.A!
Wow, that's nice!
It looks like fun!
It's fun!
But we have a purpose today.
Our charm is not only in appearance.
Right?
That's right!
We won't lose to girls like you in waist shake!
Waist shake?
Is there such a thing as waist shake?
So, AKB vs. AKB waist shake competition!
Nice idea!
Taka-chan, you have to win!
Me?
Do it!
I'll do my best!
Can I say something?
I'm really curious about it.
I'll give you some.
Why?
Everyone is curious about it.
Because I have a short stomach!
I told you, didn't I?
Is it a sexy turn?
It's a sexy turn!
Is it a sexy turn?
A 30 second waist shake competition!
From AKB, Takahashi Minamini and Leota-san!
Waist shake competition!
Ready...
Start!
Don't mess with us!
Both of you were pretty intense!
Amazing!
How was it?
Let's see!
How many times did you win?
166 times!
How many times did you lose?
117 times!
So close!
And with that, A. Gemmy Hottie wins!
This is real strength!
Is it okay for A. Gemmy Hottie to lose like this?
I can't hear you!
Kojima-san, let's avenge her!
Will this be broadcasted?
It will!
Finally, Kojima and Haruna are getting serious!
A back-shaking battle!
From AKB, Tomomi Kasai's "a-hemison"!
Ready, start!
A back-shaking battle for an idol's pride!
Who will win?
Ameiba-pig from AKB Kyo-wa-boku!
The fourth one is Asuka Kuramochi's produce item "frog's look"!
Will she be able to scare away Produce 101's current number one producer, Kurage T-shirt?
Finally, the final battle!
AKB vs. A. Gemmy Hottie!
A back-shaking battle with a time limit of 30 seconds!
As A. Gemmy Hottie, I will never lose!
As AKB, I will never lose!
With a time limit of 30 seconds, the winner will be announced.
Ready, start!
How was it, Kojima-san? Are you tired?
No, I'm not tired.
Akemi-san was also very energetic.
Let's see the number of times.
Akemi-san, 136 times.
Kojima-san?
108 times!
Tamoya A.K.B. won by default!
We're the real A.K.B., aren't we?
The president will come again next week, so please look forward to it!
We're looking forward to it!
Be prepared for President Ariyoshi's punishment!
Wow!
Takashio wasn't shaking his waist at all! Shake your waist!
Shake your waist!
I did!
Shake it more!
But you really weren't able to do it at all, so for today's punishment...
You'll have to say the same sexy voice as A.K.B.
Really?
That weird sexy voice?
Yes, there were a lot of them, so you'll have to say them.
Yes!
The first one is...
"Johan Nitoukin ga mokkori" (Johan Nitoukin is naked)
Johan Nitoukin is naked!
Say "naked" properly!
Kojima-san, let's go with the last example!
Yes, let's do it!
I love carotene like a horse!
After this, Kojima Haruna's sexy voice! "I love carotene like a horse!"
New version of "Good Morning Movie" will be released!
Hey! The alarm is ringing!
Me? I don't know how to turn it off!
It's morning! Wake up!
Have you forgotten about the date?
Thank you for waiting for us, Kojima Haruna's sexy voice!
Kojima-san, let's go with the last example!
Yes, let's do it!
I love carotene like a horse!
That's all for "Good Morning Movie"!
The show isn't over yet!
After this, we'll have a reflection session!
Change as you like!
One, two...
I love carotene like a horse!
You can watch the sexy reflection session on our mobile site!