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A god of reaction who survived over 20 years of strict entertainment world with only reaction, Tetsuro Degawa.
Tonight, akb will teach him that godly skill.
Cut! Cut! Cut!
What are you doing?! What are you doing?! Tell me!
However, for his first attempt of reaction, he failed many times.
Because he is an idol, he will not show mercy.
To survive over 20 years of entertainment world, Tetsuro Degawa will put his heart and soul into reaction.
Is this really possible?
My main job is dancing and singing, so I don't hate it.
However, due to his harshness, in an emergency situation where he refused to do reaction,
a shocking ending that no one could have imagined was waiting for him!
My favorite food is Engawa and Kojima Haruna.
Good evening!
This week has started again.
Akiyoshi, akb, again today!
This time, this member has brought us a plan.
Yes, green tea, barley tea, oolong tea, but of course...
Aki-cha!
I'm Takashi Aki. Nice to meet you!
Aki-cha!
This is the least complete plan I've ever seen.
Aki-cha!
Then, what plan have you brought us today?
Yes! This time, the plan is this!
From God of Reaction, learn first-class art!
God?!
Yes, speaking of God of Reaction, Tetsuro Degawa!
A! K! B! Research student!
Hey! Hey! God!
This time, Degawa sensei chose Togoshi Ginza, the biggest shopping district in the Kanto area, for teaching reactions.
Degawa sensei says that a shopping district with various shops lined up is a treasure of reactions.
At first, Degawa sensei noticed a kamaboko shop that handles side dishes and croquettes in such a reaction heaven.
What kind of reactions will Degawa sensei teach us here?
Look over there!
Wow! That's...
...the hot oden that beginners love!
It's right here!
In the first lesson, Degawa sensei will teach a reaction game called "hot oden".
First, two researchers will use a chikuwa and try their first oden game.
What kind of reactions will they show us?
Will it work? Will God's eyes shine?
Let's do it together. One, two, three...
K!
What are you guys doing?!
Why are you playing hot oden?!
But, it didn't work out right away. What's the reason?
One of you is holding it down, and the other one...
There's no point if you don't put it on your face!
Don't say it! Don't say it!
No matter what you do, you're holding it down!
No, no!
You can't do it all by yourself!
Don't misunderstand odengei!
It's not an individual gei, it's a group gei!
A group gei?
That's right!
Odengei is only possible because of each other's cooperation!
I'll show you how it's done!
Thank you!
Give it a try!
Yes!
Yes, ma'am!
And with that, the teacher will show us her beautiful technique!
Do it properly!
Properly!
I'm begging you!
Here, we'll be using the law of betrayal!
Hey, stop it! Stop it!
Don't move!
Of course...
Stop looking at me!
I'm sorry!
Stop looking at me!
This technique...
Don't move!
Of course...
I'm sorry!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
By deliberately setting the location first,
the feeling of an accident increases!
Stop it! Stop it! Don't make me laugh!
Furthermore...
This is a divine whisper that determines where to put the oden in advance.
This is the secret of a beautiful combination.
Stop looking at me!
I'm sorry!
Stop looking at me!
You're a real idiot!
Here it is, teacher's box, "real".
By putting "real" in it, it indicates that it is vinegar's reaction.
It's because it's a lukewarm oden.
I knew it! I knew it!
I knew it!
Because it's vinegar!
I'm sorry!
Here you go!
That's how it is!
It's amazing!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Next, the teacher will learn how to react when it's spicy.
It's surprisingly difficult when it's spicy.
In order to learn how to react when it's spicy, we visited a popular Chinese restaurant in Togoshi Ginza Shopping Street, "Shakban".
It's bright! It's bright!
Here, we will learn how to react when it's spicy by using the most popular, "special sanra tanmen" which is famous for being spicy.
Here, too, we will start with the two researchers.
This...
Oh, it's good!
It's really...
It's really spicy!
It's good!
It's enough!
Oh, it's spicy!
Oh, it's good!
It's really spicy!
Oh, it's good!
It's good! It's good!
It's surprisingly painful.
However...
This! This! This!
Excuse me, can we have some water?
Thank you.
Cut! Cut! Cut!
What are you doing?!
Here, again, we will learn how the teacher reacts when it's extremely spicy.
It's extremely spicy food!
Hey, when a talent says "Please give me water! Please give me water!", what will you do if you really give water to a rare person?
We will crush you two!
We definitely won't!
That's right, by being cornered, you can shine more in reaction entertainment.
You have to have a little kindness.
Reaction entertainers don't need staff's kindness!
Thank you for your wonderful words.
We will sincerely accept your words and work hard.
So, we will sincerely accept your words and work hard.
Thank you for your words!
Everyone, did you notice?
The teacher's face turned red in an instant.
This is "kigi", redness.
If you keep breathing out, your face will turn red.
Moreover...
The teacher can control even the nose water and produce spiciness.
And here again, God's whisper.
"There's nose water." "Nose water?"
You idiot! If you drink nose water while acting, you'll get a diamond!
"Diamond?" "You can't say that, can you?"
"I want to do it." "If you drink nose water while acting, you'll get a diamond!"
This used up line is said with no shame.
The strength of his heart is overwhelming.
If you drink nose water while acting, you'll get a first-class reaction.
"You're the only one who can do it." "I love you."
The legend's famous line has been said.
Next, painful reaction.
We visited a beauty salon to learn painful reaction.
What do you use for painful reaction?
"What is it?" "It's that, isn't it?" "That palm thing."
"Ah, it's hot." "I think it's like that."
It's totally different.
Here's the item.
God's whisper discovered a crayfish.
Even if you hide it in a beauty salon, you won't let it escape until it's settled.
Yes, for Sensei, a crayfish is an eternal rival.
"My legs are shaking." "Hold it." "Please be gentle."
"That was a good question." "But it's tempting."
Do your best, Ishiguro.
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
"But it hurts! It hurts!" "You're good, you're good!"
You're good, but it hurts, doesn't it?
Quite a reaction.
But it's still not enough.
Ow, ow, ow!
It's really painful, isn't it?
Ow, ow, ow!
But here comes an unexpected accident!
Ow, ow, ow!
How does the doctor deal with such a shortage of blood?
If you bleed any more than this,
you'll end up in my house without Mizuno-san noticing.
It's because they've faced danger for many years that they've mastered this technique.
It's painful.
But it's okay, it's okay.
It's like a demi-glace sauce we make ourselves.
"Demi-glace sauce?" "Yes!"
This is a technique only a god can perform.
Children, please don't imitate it.
Teacher Degawa-sensei has taught us great techniques and passionate reactions.
But what are those reactions like?
It's time for a strategy to find out!
That stage is the yoga specialty store, Prejil.
It's a shop where you can enjoy the delicious sweets the owners bake every day,
but their goal is not cakes.
Here you go.
Wow, thank you!
It's a birthday cake!
I really like this!
Yeah!
This time, in order for Teacher Degawa-sensei to see a complete raw reaction,
we'll keep it a secret from Teacher Degawa-sensei,
and we'll use this whole cake as a reaction to a face cream.
However, after that...
I'm an idol, so I don't want a face cream!
The two researchers make a fuss and suddenly pour cold water on Teacher Degawa-sensei's face!
While they're not aware of the camera, Teacher Degawa- sensei learns how to react!
That's a great reaction!
It's rotten!
Without knowing anything, teacher Degawa is showing her reaction with all her might.
Now that the prank is over, the operation starts!
"Since you've made it, shall we try it?" "This is tough." "This is tough?"
It's a little hard.
Teacher Degawa is confused by Ishiguro's sudden reluctance to do it.
"It's quite loud, isn't it?" "Isn't it a room?" "Then shall we go outside?" "I don't think so."
And the two people who went outside give them water without hesitation and the preparation is complete.
Teacher Degawa is completely back to normal. What kind of reaction will she show us?
I'm sorry, but we don't need it anymore.
What?! No reaction?!
"No way!" "Reaction!" "Please react! Reaction!"
"It's a reaction!" "The camera..."
"I didn't know that existed!" "I didn't know at all!" "Really?" "It's so good! It's too good!"
"It's so good!" "Not at all."
This time, Degawa and Tetsuro have been worshipping the god of reaction.
Sadly, their reaction was completely normal.
I see. It was good in the end, wasn't it?
"No reaction was the most interesting, wasn't it?" "Yes, it was." "It was a little interesting, though."
Since no reaction is more interesting, we prepared something like this.
Let's eat wasabi with no reaction!
Yes, this time we brought wasabi that can definitely make you laugh for President Mario.
Wasabi with no reaction is tough.
If you eat it with no reaction, you can definitely laugh.
Can you laugh?
Yes. So, President, please.
Please.
In the world of comedians, wasabi is said to be the most difficult to eat with no reaction.
I also think so.
But if you don't eat it with a lot of wasabi, the viewers won't know what it is.
It's no reaction.
It's no reaction, right?
It's a little expensive, right?
I'll show you how it's like when an amateur does it.
You don't know, do you?
That's right. It's necessary.
You eat it like this.
No reaction, right?
No reaction is said to be the most funny.
It's no reaction!
It has to be no reaction.
That's right.
Wow!
I'm scared!
My mouth is moving a lot!
What's wrong?
It's itchy!
It itches!
Ouch!
You got too many reactions.
Prepare yourself!
I'll eat you up!
Alright! Come on!
Come on!
Are you scared?
I've never seen anything like it!
Show me, you idiot!
Idiot!
I'm scared...
Takashi, why can't you eat wasabi like this?
No, it's really spicy!
Can you eat it instead of saying goodbye?
We won't eat it!
You have to eat it without any reaction like this!
I really can't do it!
You can't do it!
If you were Kojima-san, you'd be able to eat it!
Really?
If you were Kojima-san, you'd be able to eat it!
Then this is...
Right?!
This is...
Yes!
Look at them!
Kojima-san is amazing!
Kojima-san is really amazing!
Is my face amazing?
Kojima-san is really amazing!
Look!
Here I go!
Wait!
Kojima-san!
Here I go!
Look! Kojima-san is amazing!
My face is...
No reaction! Look at Kojima-san!
My face is...
Did you see that, Takajo?!
No way!
She's definitely hiding it!
Are you okay?
I don't know!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Hey, Kojima!
Even Kojima-san...
First Lady of the AKB Republic of Korea, Haruna Kojima!
Her true identity is...
Sometimes she's the Queen of Oshioki...
And sometimes she's...
The leader of the Knights of the Republic of Korea!
After the commercial...
In order to protect the peace of Akasaka...
Haruna Kojima, the leader of the Knights of the Republic, is patrolling!
Hello! I'm Haruna Kojima, the leader of the Knights of the Republic!
Under President Ariyoshi's order, Haruna Kojima, appointed as the leader of the Knights of the Republic, is patrolling tonight wearing a 20kg armor!
It's the first time for Haruna Kojima to wear an armor in Italy!
Speaking of the Knights of the Republic's sacred armor, this time it's a shiny and stylish armor.
It looks like they're going to have a meal after the patrol.
Have you gotten used to handling armor yet?
Wow, it's heavy!
Hmm, it doesn't look like it yet!
If you don't wear the armor quickly, you'll fail as the leader of the Knights of the Republic!
Do your best, Kojiharu-chan!
But just as she thought...
Ouch! It won't go through!
Kojiharu-chan, what are you going to do?
As expected of the leader of the Knights of the Republic!
No matter what obstacle comes in front of her, she won't run away!
Now, Kojiharu-chan, who has just left the Republic for the first time, please patrol as well!
Wow, what an armor!
Oh, this shop is...
When she thought about it, she got tired of the heavy armor!
Kojiharu-chan is having a meal in a straight line at the shop!
It's too late for you to patrol now! You're disqualified as the leader of the Republic!
Ah, I'm sorry! I can't bend my legs!
While Kojiharu-chan is fighting with her chair, let me introduce you to this shop!
An Italian restaurant that boasts of a variety of seasonal ingredients!
You can enjoy Italian gentle and warm dishes!
Is the food ready yet?
What did Kojiharu-chan order?
Thank you for waiting!
The dish she ordered is a classic Italian spaghetti with a lot of tomato flavor.
She used to make it every day when she was training in Italy.
Kojiharu-chan, you're a knight, so eat well!
Huh? I can't get it off at all!
It's also difficult to hold a fork with an armor on.
Don't give up, Kojiharu-chan!
I have to do it again!
Even just eating can be difficult.
But you have to eat all of the food she made for you.
I can only reach this far with my hands!
Huh? I can only reach this far with my hands!
I can only reach this far with my face!
What should I do? Huh? What should I do?
Now, Kojiharu-chan, how will you get through this?
As a famous knight band leader, show us your example!
Huh? I can't reach it!
If you throw it out now, you won't become a great knight!
You can do it, Kojiharu-chan!
I can't reach it! Huh?
Don't give up, Kojiharu-chan!
Get yourself together and do it again!
It looks like she noticed that she could reach it with the edge of the fork.
Just a little more!
I did it!
She finally cleared it!
That's our knight band leader, Kojiharu-chan for you!
Delicious!
At last, she finished her dessert and there's nothing scary in the restaurant anymore!
When you're dressed like a knight, it's hard to do your usual casual moves, right?
But this is also a mission as a band leader!
Keep up the good work, Kojiharu-chan!
Ah, it was delicious!
If it's like that, I don't mind wearing an armor...
First Lady Kojima Haruna and Kakajo Aki will be delivering their "Good Morning Movie" from today!
Hey! The alarm is ringing!
Good morning! It's morning! Wake up! Hurry up!
If you don't wake up, I'll kiss you!
After this, a mysterious beautiful band will appear and stand against AKB!
AKB's Ameiba Pigs are appearing one after another!
The 4th one is a produce item only for Kasai!
And as you can see, the Pig Item Ranking is currently on sale!
Let's support your favorite pig!
Next week, AKB's rival will appear! Their name is...
AKB48!
AKB, led by Maeda Atsuko, and AKB, the second oldest idol in Shinjuku, will have a sexy competition!
Please look forward to it!
So, how was this week's competition?
It was the worst! Everyone couldn't react properly!
That's right! We couldn't react at all!
We wanted to go with no reaction, but everyone started crying!
It was terrible!
Takeuchi, did you have a hard time breathing normally?
Are you okay?
I was hungry!
Don't tell your dad!
After this, we will show you the feedback after recording for only 12 seconds!
Sit down! Sit down!
After recording, researchers examine Takajo's anger!
Please sit down!
Onara! Onara!
Takajo's "onara" behavior can be found on his mobile site!