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Tonight, a super hit and famous super fortune teller will make a miracle happen!
All of the 100,000 yen military funds that President Ariyoshi received will be invested in horse racing!
And...
No way!
I did it!
The result is unbelievable!
Can this really happen?!
Tonight, a super hit and famous super fortune teller will make a miracle happen!
All of the 100,000 yen military funds that President Ariyoshi received will be invested in horse racing!
Good evening! I'm Haruna Kojima and I'm here in Saitama prefecture!
All of a sudden?
Really?
Today is the 6th episode of "Ariyoshi AKB Kyomokoku", and we have this member with us today!
Hi! I'm Tomomi Kotoha and I play the role of Ganchan Point!
Thank you for having me!
Thank you!
Today's topic is...
Fortune-telling and guessing horses!
This game is to buy and guess horses with 100,000 yen you received from the president.
President, did you really give me 100,000 yen?
I gave you 100,000 yen this morning!
Wow!
Are you okay?
I think so.
Why are you grinning like that?
Horse racing is a game where you guess a horse's value and buy a horse's horse.
If you win, your dream will be many times bigger.
Horse racing is a game where you guess a horse's value and buy a horse's horse.
Mr. Ariyoshi, we discovered a wonderful fortune- teller.
This is a miracle story where you guess a horse's value and buy a horse's horse.
It was a week ago.
We visited you to get money for buying a horse's horse.
At that time, you were grinning even though you only had 100,000 yen.
What will you do if you lose?
No, I won't lose.
Really?
I'm counting on you!
Leave it to me!
Excuse me!
It's not a fraud!
Are you okay?
Three days after we received military funds, we visited a legendary fortune-teller.
Yes, this is a legendary fortune-teller, Mr. Tavaria Rammes.
He is a fortune-teller who uses rice from India and Nepal for fortune-telling.
Even big celebrities and Sunday Japan visit him.
Mr. Ariyoshi, he will definitely be fine.
Huh? Are you still doubting me?
Then, I will ask you to fortune-tell Mr. Ariyoshi and prove it.
(Speaking Japanese)
This person is very, well, can I say it?
Well, very "skeletal".
This person is not satisfied with only one woman.
This person is very "skeletal".
What a fortune-telling!
Then, immediately, foretelling of bad luck.
April 25th, Tokyo Keiba.
Here is the fortune-telling result.
Lucky races are 3rd race and 8th race.
Lucky colors are white and black.
And, lucky horses are 3rd, 8th and 13th.
According to all members of AKB, there are more than 100 people.
They can't waste 100,000 yen from Mr. Ariyoshi.
So, they chose someone who is more lucky.
That member is Asuka Kuramochi.
Her father is a former lottery pitcher and has a nickname of "flame stopper".
So, she should be able to strike well.
Then, from SDN, Yukari Sato.
As a child, she was 44 years old and was elected as a congresswoman.
She is very lucky.
She and Yukari Sato are of the same gender.
This person should also be lucky.
These two people will definitely be fine.
Mr. Ariyoshi, please look forward to it.
In order to increase his luck, he called a fortune- teller from Osaka.
Here he is.
The fortune-teller, Baramon, in his 36 years of fortune-telling.
Baramon, I know you!
A fortune-teller who has raised more than 40,000 people's luck so far.
With this person, his luck will definitely increase.
What will further increase his luck is...
tissue paper.
If you put the tissue in your nose and blow it to the right of you, your luck will increase.
In the first place, tissue paper is made from nature.
In other words, if you blow away something inhabited by earth's power, happiness will come.
Ariyoshi, please try it. I recommend it.
They also challenged it.
One, two, and...
Applause!
With this, their luck has increased significantly.
Ariyoshi, this is an incident.
With this, 100,000 yen will be added.
In slow motion, they will further increase their luck.
They will move their bodies slowly like seagulls floating in the sea.
By doing this, blood flow will improve and good luck will come out of their whole bodies.
Ariyoshi, your reaction is small!
I don't have luck!
With the movement of their bodies, Ariyoshi's 100,000 yen has increased even more.
And on the day of the race...
They went to the racecourse in this outfit.
The reason for this outfit is...
The seven-colored afro on her head.
As there is a legend about the seven-colored woman with seven-colored lyrics,
the seven-colored woman is very good at acting.
And the mirror.
The mirror is also dedicated to the shrine and has a great power called "God's heart".
If you carry God's heart with you, you won't be afraid of anything.
And a golden and shining outfit.
Even in Egypt 4,600 years ago, gold was said to protect you from evil spirits.
If you carry it with you, it will bring you good luck.
This doll I bought in a mail order is also amazing.
"Please, Okkun" is a doll that keeps praying for you for 24 hours and 365 days.
If you put a sword between your hands and chest and shake your head,
it will shake back and forth and pray for you in place of the owner.
The inside of the arm is flat and holds the sword firmly.
And this gorgeous "haramaki" is...
"Sanoku haramaki".
Sanoku yen is scattered on the "haramaki" and it is very gorgeous and looks like it will bring good luck.
It is also effective for women's troubles and colds.
In addition, there is a pocket written "good luck" on the inside.
If you put a sword in here, you will definitely have good luck.
Predictions, good luck, cash, and luck of fortune are all in your hands and you have to go.
And I came to the Tokyo Racecourse.
This day is the 12th of March.
Here, the prediction of genius fortune-teller "Rambes" is as follows.
"Rambes", good luck!
There are two races, race 3 and race 8.
In this race, "Rambes" paid attention to the color of the race suit that matches black and white.
Can "Rambes" find such a color?
Yes, there is!
It matches these two horses.
The color of the race suit "Rambes" wore in race 3 matches black and white.
Certainly, the gloss of the hair is good, isn't it?
Next, "Rambes" chose "Leo" in race 13.
The color of the race suit "Rambes" wore in race 13 matches black and white.
There is no doubt about these two horses.
And finally, "Rambes" bought "Baken" for 100,000 yen.
This "Baken" bears "Rambes"' hope of 100,000 yen.
The "Baken" purchased are "Horseshoe" "San" "Ju" "San" and "Tansho" "San" and "Ju" "San".
While "Horseshoe" is praying, the race will start soon.
The result of race 3 and 13, which cost "Horseshoe" 100,000 yen, will be shown in the studio.
No, this is not good. Because there is no basis.
So, let's invite "Horseshoe" who bought "Baken". Please come in!
Hello, I'm Asuka.
I can't laugh at anything.
Are you okay? Do you think you can do it?
I can do it!
I'm okay!
What will happen to "Horseshoe" 100,000 yen? Let's watch the race!
Inside gate 14...
Come!
They've started!
They are heading to first corner.
Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!
It doesn't matter at all!
Is that so?
They are cool!
They are coming up.
From inside, it's a complete dance.
In the back of the car, it's Orion "the win".
They are following inside.
They've curved Just Feel corner 1.
In front of them is Munkindan from corner 3.
I feel like something's going to happen.
Really?
Isn't that too much?
Calm down!
The car is too fast!
They are following inside.
Oh, no!
I'm sorry!
Please! Please!
They are coming up.
It's Mejiroviuren from corner 6.
They've passed 1400.
It's a complete dance!
Oh, wow!
You can do it!
Are you tired?
You look tired.
13... 13 is enough, isn't it?
I'll do it.
OK.
I'm counting on you.
Come on!
OK!
Keep it up! Keep it up!
13!
You can do it!
13!
Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on!
13!
You can do it!
13!
14!
15!
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23!
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25!
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33!
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35!
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37!
Wow!
Really?
Wow!
Amazing!
Leo Rush's single book, No. 6.8, book of notes, 33,224,400 yen!
Wow!
Is it possible?
Wow!
If it's a program, it's usually wrong!
Do you want something?
Why don't you ask researchers?
Researchers?
Do you want to eat grilled meat?
Do you like grilled meat?
Let's go to Gyukaku!
Wow!
There is more!
Shut up!
Don't talk to children!
Shut up, Kojima!
I didn't think you would say that.
What kind of reaction is that?
Let's go to Gyukaku!
Gyukaku's dream expands, but there is a tragedy!
Before that, we have a new plan!
Let's do our best!
With a word of President Ariyoshi, a knighthood to protect the peace of the Republic of Japan is formed!
Kojiharuko and Kojima Haruna-chan, 22 years old, will go to serve!
Let's go, Kojima!
Let's do our best!
It's Kojiharu's first time serving in armor!
Let's go shopping!
That's how it should be!
A knight's armor weighs 20 kilograms and is difficult to move.
It's hard work, but do your best for the president! Kojiharu-chan!
We've finally arrived at the elevator hall!
Now all we have to do is get on this and go straight to the 12th floor of the convenience store!
Huh?
It looks like you can't see because of the armor! Are you okay?
Oh, I pressed it!
It's a ping pong ball...
Oh, it opened!
Lucky!
You finally pressed the button and the elevator opened!
That's great!
I'm tired...
Now all we have to do is wait for the elevator to take us to the 12th floor...
That's how it's supposed to be, but...
Good morning!
A lot of people have come in!
Kojiharu-chan, you're a knight, so be polite!
Good morning!
Kojiharu-chan has become a knight to her heart!
No matter what happens, she never forgets to smile and say hello!
Thank you for your hard work!
But everyone around her is laughing...
Kojiharu-chan, you poor thing...
12... I'm on the 12th floor, too!
We've finally arrived on the 12th floor!
Come on, we have to get off quickly!
Ah, wait!
Wait!
Even if you get stuck in a door, you're protected by armor, so you're fine!
Thank you for your hard work!
Good luck!
They finally arrived at the convenience store, but...
Kojima-san!
Yes?
You're not allowed to wear a full-face helmet inside the convenience store.
Full-face?
Yes.
That's right, you can't hide your face inside the convenience store for security reasons.
Even though you're a knight, Kojiharu-chan, you've been suspected of it.
And with that, the helmet is removed and we meet again!
President Ariyoshi asked us for
vegetable juice,
balsamic sauce,
and frisks.
First, we discover the vegetable juice!
But because of the helmet, we can't reach it.
Even the balsamic sauce seems like it'll slip if you use metal hands.
Ah! Lucky!
The last servant.
How about a frisk, Kojiharu-chan?
How do you get a frisk?!
I can't get it!
It's stuck!
What an enemy!
For once, she gave up getting a frisk.
But she wants to see President Ariyoshi's happy face.
And most of all, she wants to protect the peace of the Republic of Japan.
With that in mind, Kojiharu-chan, the leader of the Republic of Japan Knights, fights against the frisk!
You can do it, Kojiharu-chan!
Ah!
Ah, I should buy three of them.
No, you're too old for that!
Wearing a 20kg heavy armor that's hard to move around in,
Kojiharu-chan successfully served as President Ariyoshi.
I'm sorry!
Lastly, she pays with cash and that's it.
Thank you very much!
I'm hungry!
Hurry up!
Let's go to President Ariyoshi!
Kojiharu-chan, thank you for your hard work!
President Ariyoshi is also looking forward to Kojiharu- chan's return!
Hurry up! I'm sorry!
I bought it!
Huh?
Huh? He's not here!
Magic Tablet. Return.
What!? Why!?
He went home...
What did I do?
This will be Kojima-san's future main corner.
Why!? Why!?
I don't like it!
With Kojiharu-chan's words, this is complete!
Kojiharu-chan will take your mobile phone!
Kojima Haruna Produce's "Kyoho Kokuki Sekai" starts streaming on your mobile site!
Every time you open your mobile phone, you can see various expressions of Kojiharu-chan!
Super Fortune Teller predicts a horse race and buys it for President Ariyoshi's own 100,000 yen!
And the result is...
"Leo Arashi" appeared! "Zindari Libante" and "Leo Arashi" united in battle!
Winner!
A spectacular victory! An unbelievable miracle happened on TV!
How can this be!?
Super Fortune Teller predicted a horse race and bought it for President Ariyoshi's own 224,400 yen!
And now, they're off to the prison!
President! I'm going to imprison you!
Who are you!?
With this money, you can even have a party!
With their hearts dancing, they're off to the prison!
Ah!
Hey!
What!?
What a sudden wind!
Super Fortune Teller is flying away! They have to chase it!
Hey!
Super Fortune Teller is flying away! They have to chase it!
I don't think there's any comedian who can react like you!
I'll kill you!
Ameiba Pigs of Ariyoshi AKB Republic are appearing one after another!
The items produced by the members are on sale in Ariyoshi AKB Republic's program-specific vending machine in the Aikikan area of AKB48 Gakuen!
The third installment is on sale!
Please get rare goods that you can only buy here!
Super Fortune Teller predicted a horse and bought Ariyoshi President's 100,000 yen horse sword!
A miracle that you can only see on TV is happening!
With only 6.8 tickets, you can get a prize of 224,400 yen!
Now, let's go to the prison!
Hey!
Oh, no! A sudden wind is blowing and Super Fortune Teller is dancing in the air!
Where is she going?
What's going on? A goat has fallen...
No, no, no...
A goat is eating me!
Ariyoshi-san, Super Fortune Teller has been eaten by a goat...
A goat can't eat me!
Hey!
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
An entertainer who can react like this is famous all over the world...
Are you kidding me? Didn't you buy it?
It's gone... What should we do?
What did you eat?
I don't know!
Hey! Wait, wait! The viewers are also shocked!
Why? Why?
Only in this world!
What do you mean?
It's a prank!
What kind of prank is it?
Why are you so excited? You're 35 years old!
Do you have a sword?
Yes, I do!
I don't use anything and I don't eat goats either!
Then I'll kill you!
Stop it!
Yeah!
This is a bit...
A pretty...
Difficult woman has appeared.
Due to this boring prank,
Kasai, Kuramochi and Shimada will be punished!
Punishment videos and feedback will be distributed on the show's mobile site!
Also!
A sexy voice will be added!
Don't lie!
I love you!
Somewhere in my heart,
only the truth screams out!
President, how was this week's game show?
Well, I was very happy and moved because the horse race won,
but I'm worried that Kasai's performance will be zero.
That's right!
Kasai's performance will be zero.
But everyone had fun in this space,
so I'm glad.
Anyway, Shimada will be punished.
Really?!
I need everyone to educate me.
Shimada is in trouble right now.
But I set the clock last week,
so it was fun.
You like pranks, don't you?
That's all for today!
See you next week!
Bye-bye!