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A.K.B's five beautiful women versus five beautiful women employees.
Which one is more beautiful?
Good evening!
Good evening, Mr. Ariyoshi.
Good evening.
It's started.
Ariyoshi and A.K.B. have met for the fourth time.
The fourth time?
It's the first and last time.
It's a two-year program.
Yes.
This member brought us the song this time.
Yes.
Today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, I'm Kirakira Power.
I'm Elefian Kotoh's Irina.
And I'm A.K.B's graduate student.
Yes!
Did one person increase?
Yes.
Please.
Is it okay for this to increase randomly?
I'm a graduate student and I'm busy because I'm a theater and I'm a student.
So I increased.
Did you increase?
Yes.
Then you can call my friends, too.
Nice to meet you.
You're a little old, aren't you?
Oh, don't say that.
I'm young, so I can't help it.
What song did Elefian bring us this time?
Yes.
Here is the plan for this time.
A.K.B. versus Cyber Angels and Beautiful Women.
A face-to-face confrontation!
Yes!
A face-to-face confrontation!
It's a face-to-face confrontation where people use high-tech tools developed by the University of Tokyo Department of Engineering to synthesize people's faces.
According to statistics, the more you mix, the more beautiful you become.
If you make this face-to-face confrontation with A.K.B.48...
Thank you for waiting, fans!
This time, not only researchers but also A.K.B. main members will appear!
And a face-to-face confrontation with well-known companies with many beautiful women!
The company with many beautiful female employees is...
Cyber Agents!
Speaking of Cyber Agents...
Making avatars that look like you...
Going out in the city online...
Or shopping with your own money...
Amoeba Pigs are very popular!
There are currently 3 million members!
And so...
A.K.B. ancient beauty and Cyber Agents beautiful employees...
A.K.B. face-off!
Our guests for this segment are...
Shimada Haruka, a second year high school student...
Mina Oban, a first-time photographer...
A high school senior, 18 years old...
A!
K!
B!
Research student!
Bye!
I don't know how to ride a bike...
Cyber Agents!
The most beautiful saleswomen in the company!
Looking for a beautiful woman at the office...
Excuse me, where is Mr. Takeda?
She's over there.
Oh, I see! Thank you!
I've heard rumors about you, but what do you think? Are you beautiful?
Excuse me, are you Ms. Takeda?
You look like Ms. Tai Kimura.
That's right, I know you.
Ms. Kimura?
Ms. Tai Kimura?
Let's take a look at Ms. Takeda's face.
This is Ms. Kanako Takeda, who is famous for being a saleswoman and saleswoman with a spear.
She is 26 years old.
In fact, not only is Ms. Takeda cute, but she has also won the "best player award", which is awarded to the best saleswoman.
She appeals with her special skill of golf.
She's in serious mode.
She's beautiful from below.
She's really beautiful from below.
What's with that expression?
What is this?
She's wonderful.
Cyber Agent Beautiful Employee gets her first "facepalm".
Cyber Agent Full of Adult's Charms gets her "akb ayahushi".
The next "beauty" is...
It's not that many.
It's an ex-idol.
Let's take a look at Ms. Takeda's face.
Go ahead!
This is ex-idol Ms. Okuda Ayano.
She's 23 years old and from Tokyo.
Ms. Okuda is in charge of mobile game production.
Her charming point is her smile full of love.
She was active in an idol group until a few years ago.
Here, the president will also show off his favorite special skill.
I'm grateful.
It's amazing.
I can't do it.
We also want to be stepped on with tap shoes.
Cyber agent and beautiful employee.
Get two beautiful faces.
In opposition to female employees full of adult charm.
After this, akb's ancient beauties will finally appear.
First of all, advance.
It's like this.
Who?
Excuse me.
What did you say?
Tomochin.
Itano Tomomi appeared there.
Her nickname is "Tomochin".
With a cute blade that can be seen from the charming point of the duck's mouth.
She grabs the hearts of fans.
This high school student is amazing.
She is one of the super popular members whose cold eyes are on fire.
Cute.
I took a picture with her right away.
She is only 18 years old.
To beat a cyber agent, adult charm is not enough.
So, I asked her to say the word "sexy" in a sexy way.
Can you do it?
Pineapple?
It's a child's trick.
Pineapple?
It's not a child's trick.
Once again.
Pineapple. Pineapple.
It's a child's trick.
Pineapple?
What is going on with President's Pineapple who is watching this right now?
Wait for me!
A.k.a. the ancient beauty Heikinger.
Next is "Jihou".
Oh! Daikon Shibai!
Daikon Shibai!
Ah, here it is!
A.k.a. B-48, the second one is "Shinoda Mariko".
She has an outstanding style.
She is a model whose height is 168cm.
We would like you to look down from her height.
She is an A.k.a. B's Sky Tree-like existence.
Her photos are quite sexy.
However, they are not as sexy as cyber agents.
So, we would like Shinoda to say "sexy" in a sexy way.
For the president's point-up, we would like you to say it one more time.
It's a mouth-up, so it's a bit sexy, but...
It's a gag of Dachou Club, you know?
I took a really good picture.
Yes, it's perfect.
President, aren't you a little nervous?
Well, I am, but...
So, A.k.a. B also gets a beautiful face of Shinoda and Itano!
Cyber agent and beautiful employee Chuuken is an exotic designer.
Let's have you look down from her face.
She is Mami Higashino.
She is 26 years old and from Nagano Prefecture.
She is in charge of web ads design.
Her charming point is her big eyes full of charm.
And her hobby is mountain climbing like the president.
From Higashino-san to the president, we have these suggestions for you.
Let's go to Takao-san together next time.
Is it okay?
She is an adult.
AKB is dangerous.
No one cares about you like this.
I also want to go to Takao-san.
I got the third photo.
Will AKB's five beautiful girls beat these beautiful girls?
Next is a transparent white beauty.
Excuse me.
Are you Shigeta-san?
You are so beautiful.
You look like Sadamoyami-san of Genoji.
I know.
Let's see Shigeta-san's face.
This is Shigeta Aisa-san, 23 years old, who is in charge of the mobile department of AKB.
She is from Ito-shi, Shizuoka Prefecture.
Her beautiful skin, which she used in a local hot spring, is her charming point.
So, we got the cyber agent's fourth photo.
She is definitely a cyber agent.
However, AKB's five beautiful girls can't lose to these beautiful employees.
AKB48's five beautiful girls with average faces.
Are you not good at acting?
Yuta, Oshima...
Enari-kun, right?
AKB48's center is Yuto Oshima, who belongs to Otapro like the president.
His charming point is his big eyes and his mouth like a squirrel.
If he really is a squirrel, he must be putting a lot of walnuts in his cheeks.
His visual is like a small animal.
However, his charm is not enough compared to cyber agents.
Therefore, the sexy up strategy is successful!
What is Oshima-san's favorite yogurt?
Whiskey, bonbon, bonbon, bonbon, whiskey, bonbon...
The sound of "bonbon" is wonderful, so let's hear it one more time!
Whiskey, bonbon, bonbon, bonbon, bonbon...
Use your editing skills!
It's embarrassing!
I got a good picture!
Really?!
That's good!
I can beat you as a cyber agent!
Can you beat me?
I'm counting on you!
In this way, Yuto Oshima's picture also has an average face!
A.k.a. B-48 Ancient Beauty with an average face!
This member has been chosen!
Team B's Watanabe Mayu, 16 years old.
A member who is gaining popularity with her black hair and dark eyes.
By the way, even if her hair and eyes are black, her stomach is definitely not black!
Because her favorite food is the lactic acid drink "pirculnano"!
It's not in that stomach.
If you were to say what you want to eat the most now in a sexy way...
Pepperoncini.
There it is!
It can't be "pepperoncini"!
This is an eternal save version, so let's do it one more time!
Pepperoncini.
By the way, who would like to eat it together?
Kamon Tatsuo
The name "Kamon Tatsuo" sounds so sexy!
Kamon Tatsuo
So, Mayu Watanabe also joined the average face!
Finally, the last of the cyber agents is the too beautiful female president!
According to the next person's profile, she seems like the president of a small company, Poope Girl.
President?
There's no such stupid thing as a beautiful president!
She's not only beautiful, but also a president! I have high expectations for her!
Are you the president, Morinaga-san?
She's so cute!
Really?
Her eyes are so big!
This is an AKB!
She's really in a pinch!
Let's see Morinaga-san's face!
Here you go!
This is the too beautiful president, Morinaga Yoshimi-san!
She's the representative of Poope Girl, a small cyber agent company.
She's so cute!
Morinaga-san's specialty is impersonating the president's favorite occupation!
Hachikai, toys, punk, children's clothes, flowers...
Wow, I can't get enough of it!
She looks like the president!
She's so cool!
I can't get enough of it!
If I were there, I'd want to ride it!
Also, a word from the president, who is also from Hiroshima!
Thank you, president!
Thank you!
I can't get enough of it!
It's a heartfelt confession!
The president is about to be knocked out!
Thank you!
In this way, all five cyber agents are beautiful!
Cyber won this!
Who is the target of AKB48, which is fighting against cyber agents?
AKB48's five beautiful girls with average faces are finally targeted!
Who is the target?
I'm not good at it.
Stop it!
Kojima-san!
That's right, the AKB48 Grand Prize goes to...
...the first lady of the AKB Republic of Korea...
...our Kojima Haruna!
Not only is she beautiful, but her character is also charming!
The word "sexual" that was written in the script...
...was not used at all in this photo!
Thank you!
This photo also shows that an adult's charm is not enough.
We asked Kojima-san to express...
...the word "sexual" in a sexy way!
Sexy!
Isn't that the worst?
But we couldn't hear it very well, so let's do it again!
What is this?
It's sexy, isn't it?
But it's a really good photo!
Really?
What is it?
You can win against a cyber agent with this!
Really?
You can win 100%!
Finally, the AKB48 5 average-looking ladies have been completed!
And these are the average-looking faces of...
...the 5 cyber agent ladies!
Which one is more beautiful...
...will be decided by the president!
What did you think of the president?
No, no! He's not a cyber agent at all!
What?!
Not at all!
No, no!
Because, look at it, the AKB side...
Enari-kun is coming out strong!
No, it's not like that!
It's completely and overwhelmingly cyber!
Well, I thought that might be the case...
In this AKB average face...
There is an average face that mixed my research students' faces!
What?!
Five of you?
No, I don't want to do that...
It's not ancient beauty, you know?!
Ancient beauty is like that!
It's worse, you know?!
Then, I'll do my research students' faces!
Here you go!
I'll put all of them in...
How is it?
This is no good!
Not at all!
What is this?!
It's like Galsone's No Makeup!
Well, Kojima-san was also one of the ancient beauties, you know?
Right?
It's dark, it's dark...
Well, Kojima-san will also be punished!
So, Kojima Haruna and Ono Elena will be punished at the same time!
The punishment video and Ono Elena's self- reflection session...
Are being streamed on the show's mobile site!
Also!
Whiskey bomb...
Hormone, raw roast, makkori...
AKB ancient beauty and sexy voice are also being streamed!
After the recording...
Research students are waiting in front of the dressing room!
They're here!
They've come, President Ariyoshi!
Today, for President Ariyoshi...
We've prepared a very fun event!
Please write it!
What is it?
What did President Ariyoshi, who was forced to come here, see there?!
Today, for President Ariyoshi's sake, we researchers will have a fun meeting!
I'm not an elementary school student anymore.
That's right! AKB researchers are planning a fun meeting to deepen their friendship with President Ariyoshi!
Today, for President Ariyoshi's sake, we researchers will present a table cross draw on behalf of researchers, Ishiguro Atsuki-chan!
Yay!
I heard that President Ariyoshi loves table cross draws.
I don't love them! I've never said that!
Don't be so embarrassed!
You wrote it in your diary!
I've done it before, but I don't love them!
Okay! Then, Atsuki-chan will do the table cross draw!
Let's not talk too much.
One, two...
For President Ariyoshi's sake...
Let's have a wonderful, wonderful time!
I was kept waiting for this!
My practice was the best!
What are you doing?!
I can't move forward on my own! What are you doing?!
Researchers start setting up wine glasses, ignoring President Ariyoshi!
It's cold! I'm getting nervous!
Here I go!
No!
That's not true!
President Ariyoshi...
Do your best! Do your best!
I wrote it in my diary, but I was so nervous...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Don't apologize! Don't apologize!
You don't have to apologize!
One more time! One more time!
No, you're already wet!
One, two...
For President Ariyoshi's sake...
Let's have a wonderful, wonderful time!
One more time! One more time!
Don't think I won't touch you, student!
I'll do it one more time, really.
No, no, I can't do the tower.
Is it better to do the hot water tower?
That's right!
It's not hot water, it's water.
Go, go, go!
Okay, I got it!
Here we go!
One, two!
You, too!
Help me!
Guma!
Idiot!
Guma wasn't happy with what we were doing.
He wasn't happy at all.
I think that was because of Daito-ryu's embarrassment.
He even poured water on us!
Daito-ryu
What is this?
Hey!
Are you looking forward to it?
Looking forward to it?
It's really bad quality.
I won't let you win.
Ameiba Pig from Ariyoshi AKB Republic is here!
In the gym area of AKB48 School,
in Ariyoshi AKB Republic's special sales area,
items produced by the members are on sale!
The first batch of Kojima Haruna produced items are on sale!
Please get something rare that you can only buy here!
AKB's new album "Kami Kyoku Tachi" is on sale!
In addition, our first lady, Kojima Haruna's unit "North Reeves"' new song is on sale!
To commemorate the release of "Kami Kyoku Tachi",
the members will receive an autographed CD and an introduction CD.
For more information, please visit the program's website!
Daito-ryu, what did you think of "Akihabara"?
As a cyber agent, I thought it was beautiful.
Do you think so, too?
I'm sure it was a negative project for AKB.
Ariyoshi AKB Republic, see you next week!