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Now exciting AKB48 presents a special project for President Ariyoshi.
If you don't like it, you will be punished.
Ariyoshi AKB Republic.
Ariyoshi AKB Republic National Anniversary Special.
Yes, we have finally reached the first broadcast.
Yes, we have reached it. Hello, I am President.
Yes, I am President.
Yes, and I am First Lady of AKB48, Kojima Hina.
Thank you for having me.
How do you like this...this...what was it?
Office?
Office!
How do you like this office?
How do you like it? Well...
It is a pity that you are not here, Mr. Akimoto.
Is that so?
Mr. Akimoto...
You look like a general from somewhere.
Are you okay? Do you have permission?
Can I take a picture of you?
Yes, of course you can.
I am nervous for the first time in a while.
What?
I am nervous for the first time in a while.
I only work with dirty people.
Basically...
I am a little nervous, but thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
Yes, this member brought us this song.
Yes, I am 17-year-old Minami Minegishi who is anti- national all year round.
Thank you for having me.
And...
I am an AKB researcher.
So, Minegishi-san!
Yes!
What kind of project do you have for us today?
Today's project is...this!
For President Ariyoshi, we're going to get a UFO catcher's doll!
Today's project is to get President Ariyoshi's favorite Disney character, Bear No. 2, and Stitch!
Because I love them!
You're crazy!
I love them!
Today's project is UFO catchers!
For President Ariyoshi, we're going to get rare goods that you can't buy with money!
There, an AKB researcher becomes a disciple of a famous actor!
Who's that?
A famous actor?
An actor?
Shut up, you bastard!
Hey!
What are you doing?!
Huh?!
At the location, there's a loud noise! What could it be?!
What's a UFO catcher?
Shut up, you bastards!
Is it that hot in here?
The incident took place here, at Tokyo Joy Police!
The victim is an AKB researcher, Tateuchi Min!
She's a victim?!
Her mother is Sarah Bread, who was born in a family of entertainers and used to be an actor!
She's also an AKB researcher, Mori Anna!
Her father's occupation is unknown...
It's the same as mine!
The two of them have just joined AKB, and they're going to experience the location!
One, two...
A!
K!
B!
Researcher!
What's this?!
They're both completely failed!
There's no way of knowing what tragedy will happen next!
Let's go to the UFO catcher corner and wait patiently!
Huh?!
Is it an actor?
Let's go and see!
Huh?!
There it is!
Hello, I'm the master of UFO catcher, Toshiya Sakai.
The master and actor are Toshiya Sakai.
He's been doing UFO catcher for 15 years.
His skills are truly outstanding.
What?! He's standing on one leg!
So this time, the three of them will also do it!
UFO catcher multi-technique course!
Who wants to go first?
Okay, I'll go first!
Wait a minute!
What are you doing?!
How many fingers are you using?!
Fingers?
You only use one finger, right?! One!
Why do you use two?!
I'm scared...
Why do you use two?!
I'm scared...
You only use one finger, right?!
Are you kidding me?!
I don't like it!
She's mad at me...
I want to puke...
Sakai usually has a gentle personality, but when it comes to UFO catchers, it gets hot!
UFO catchers have very delicate skills...
Delicate?!
So I'd like you to use only one finger if you can...
One finger?!
I've never heard of it...
I don't think it's a bad idea...
UFO catchers' special skills are their delicate movements and their ability to analyze the center of the object.
In this object, there is a heavy accessory in the box, and the center of gravity is slightly to the left.
Instead of aiming for the center of the box, it is more important to aim for the position from the center to the left.
The basic of UFO catchers is to identify the center of gravity and align the crane accurately with that position!
Based on this, Anna Mori will try again!
If you align it with the center of gravity, you can peek in from the side!
Wait!
What?!
You can't do that?!
What are you doing?!
UFO catchers!
You have to do it in front of the machine!
That's right!
It's decided!
Take a good look at the machine!
It's growing a little here, isn't it?!
Do you understand?!
Yes...
What did you understand?!
Go ahead!
I'm sorry...
Yes...
Go ahead!
Machines and life forms...
It's UFO Catch!
It's UFO Catch, Yuki!
Catch UFOs!
UFO?!
You're not listening to me!
Catch UFOs!
UFO...
Say it!
Catch UFOs...
Say it louder!
Catch UFOs?
Catch UFOs...
I won't!
I'm sorry...
I'm tired... Next prize!
With Mr. Sakai's kind words, the next prize is...
A cute underwater watch designed by Mickey, but...
The problem is this case...
A round and slippery can...
What should we do to remove it?
The UFO Catcher's arm is not only for catching...
You can use various arm techniques...
Yes...
If it's difficult to catch this kind of object...
You can hit the back of the arm against the object...
You can use this technique...
Furthermore...
If it's a small object like this...
You can pierce the arm and break it...
You can make it fly up and drop it...
So...
A.k.a. Researchers Takeuchi and Miyu...
Will challenge to catch it with their arms...
If they succeed in one try...
Then...
Amazing!
We did it!
A.k.a. Researchers Transform To Catch It!
That was three days before the shoot.
At the first shoot, she didn't have confidence in her reactions and was praying for hypnosis.
So, the kind-hearted staff...
Yes!
Genius Hypnosis, Takeshi Kawakami of King!
Try touching me a little.
Try touching me. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I lost my strength, but I held my palm and took it in my mouth.
Oh, you're pure.
You're pure, so you took it in your mouth.
Researchers started hypnotizing in no time.
At this moment, they were hypnotizing people to catch chicken if they caught the cause of it.
No one has confidence in their reactions.
We did it!
Even if we catch chicken...
But, it doesn't look like a trick.
It's all true!
Even so, it's not easy to succeed in only one try.
We did it! We did it!
We're geniuses!
It's easier than we thought!
We're geniuses for sure!
It's easy!
It's easy.
What did you say?
It's easy!
Don't make me laugh!
We've been doing it for a week!
We've come this far!
Don't say it's you! It's you!
Tension builds up at the scene.
Then, all of a sudden, you hear drumming.
No matter what wall you hit...
What's up with you?
Shut up!
I've been listening to you for a while now! Don't get carried away!
I'm your senior, you know!
But this time, it's a big transformation for the Yankees!
Shut up!
Where do you think you're going?
I've been listening to you for a while now!
But just by listening to you, you've become a Yankee!
This is no joke!
What are you talking about?
It's all true!
That's what you're lying about!
How can you just take it off like that?
Do it now!
Huh? No!
Do it!
Do it now!
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Yankees...
I don't have any money!
Here, we challenge President Ariyoshi's favorite doll!
Bear Pooh! And it's a special size!
I definitely want it!
It's about 40 centimeters in length!
You can't lift it up even if you catch its head!
You can only flip it over even if you catch its legs!
To get Pooh like that, you use a skill called...
"Gap Hook"!
A "gap hook" is...
You pierce a crane's arm through a stuffed animal's gap...
and lift it up!
It's a sophisticated technique!
Wow!
If you master the gap hook, you can aim for a small tag with this technique!
It's called "tag hook"!
It looks difficult at first glance, but if you learn a trick, you can easily do it!
There's a rule for this.
The length of the arm between the elbow and the elbow when you close it...
and the length of the arm between the claw when you open it are the same.
Surprisingly, the elbow of the closed arm and the claw of the opened arm are exactly the same!
In other words, if you hold the elbow of the arm in the gap of the small item you want to aim for...
As you can see, you can do the gap hook!
Wow!
The researchers will try the "jump hook"!
The gap you want to aim for is the armpit!
But it's only about a centimeter in size!
Will the "hard max" "jump hook" succeed?
Unfortunately, she failed
Next, Anna Mori will challenge
She thought she succeeded, but the hook was too weak to lift up the balloon
It's 5 mm behind
Yes, the difference is only a few millimeters
If the difference is even a little, she will never be able to lift up the giant balloon
Ah, it's hot!
It's already off, though
She's kind
She's out of energy and physical strength
She's a researcher who's unexpectedly weak
We might not be able to do it
Here I go
Huh?
Here I go
Nan-chan!
Re-re-riu-chan!
Ga-be-!
What are you doing?!
Hypnotism?
It's like hypnotism
Sakai-san is the worst at it
You're good at it
It's not hypnotism, it's hypnotism
The strictness of the UFO catcher
And the fun that Sakai-sensei taught us
We want to live up to their expectations
With such passionate feelings in their hearts, they hold on to the last 100 yen coin
Now, Takeuchi Miyu will challenge the last challenge!
I think I'm out of breath
No
Go!
It went in!
Will it go in?
Please!
It went in!
Oh my god!
Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!
Can you do it?
I did it!
I caught it!
It was a touching development for the first time in history!
An effective catch plan!
Like celebrating a great success,
the three episodes of "Chicken" will continue forever!
I see!
And with that, I got President Ariyoshi's favorite Pooh dolls!
Awesome!
Thank you!
I'm grateful!
I got them!
Thank you!
And I, on behalf of "Stitch", who President Ariyoshi loves so much,
will challenge him in a one-shot match in this studio!
Really?!
I'll do my best!
"Stitch"'s dolls, which President Ariyoshi desperately wants, are here!
Even his girlfriend, Angel-chan, is next to him!
This is quite rare!
In order to catch "Stitch", you have to use the technique I introduced in the previous video!
That's right!
"Skimmer Hook"!
You aim for the slight gap between "Stitch" and Angel- chan, who are in sync with each other!
If the difficulty is not high, it is not sufficient as a project.
First of all, President Ariyoshi controls the arm of the UFO catcher himself.
The aim is determined!
"Stitch" and "Angel-chan" are in sync with each other, and the arm is pierced into the gap between them!
Could it be...
Isn't this difficult? The setting is...
Suddenly, there is a drum beat. Could it be...
Ariyoshi! Why can't you make a gap?
Where are you from?
I'm in trouble.
Where are you from?
What were you watching on the VTR just now?
What should we do?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
President Ariyoshi said something amazing just now.
Do you remember?
No, I'm sorry.
Shut up!
Now, AKB48 Minagishi Minami and Ariyoshi will challenge for a UFO catcher for President Ariyoshi!
Can you do it?
I'm nervous.
If you can make "Stitch", which Ariyoshi loves, you will be rewarded!
If you fail, you will be punished severely!
How is it?
It's light.
I think it's in a good place.
Look! It's pretty good.
It's not bad.
Unfortunately, "Stitch" catcher failed!
Try to make a drum beat.
Why?
Why can't I make it?
I'm your senior.
You must have been confident.
I was wondering if you could make it.
I'm experienced.
Oh...
Anyone can do it.
It's like this.
How was it?
Of course it's not good!
It's not good at all!
It's not good?
It's not good at all!
You didn't catch anything!
Su-san also caught something.
It's a good result for the first time.
Sakai-san! Sakai-san!
Today is Sakai special!
Since it's Sakai special, you will be punished!
Yes!
Yay!
You will be punished!
Why do you say "you will be punished" in front of me?
Don't make fun of me.
You will be punished!
The first step is getting shorter and shorter.
You will be punished!
So, representing AKB, Minami Minegishi, 17 years old, will be punished!
This is not good.
Here is the punishment.
This is good for your health, but it is not good for you.
Please drink one drop of AKB Special Health Juice.
Thank you for the drink.
I'm scared.
Thank you for the drink.
The punishment presented by AKB is not good for AKB.
So, Minami Minegishi will be punished!
Here is the punishment.
This is good for your health, but it is not good for you.
Please drink one drop of AKB Special Health Juice.
Thank you for the drink.
I'm scared.
Thank you for the drink.
It's hot!
I can't stop it!
It's terrible!
I'm scared of my eyes and tears.
It's terrible!
This is the maximum sourness.
They were punished.
AKB48 from Italy and Minami Minegi.
After recording, they gathered researchers in the dressing room and had a reflection meeting.
We were punished on behalf of everyone.
What do you think we couldn't do?
We couldn't get the stitches.
What?
We couldn't get the stitches.
What?
We couldn't get the stitches.
What are you doing?
Researchers couldn't see any reflection.
Finally, Minami Minegi was punished.
We were punished!
This video shows AKB48 in their best condition.
What happened in the reflection meeting?
If you want to know more about it, you can watch it on the program's mobile site.
OK?
Wow!
Stop it!
Next week, AKB48 will try to shoot a haunted video.
AKB researchers and Shumada soldiers enter the haunted ruins.
Many strange phenomena will attack AKB researchers.
I don't want to go in.
I don't like it.
It's stronger over there.
I saw something just now.
Finally, we succeeded in shooting a haunted video!
I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, yes, you!
We will show you the next week of the scary haunted video that the AKB researchers filmed with all their might!
The new program "Ariyoshi AKB Republic" has just begun!
A lot of benefits will be obtained, and a program mobile site will also be born!
There is also a waiting image that you can only get here!
We are waiting for a lot of access!
Ariyoshi AKB Republic
President Ariyoshi, how was the first lecture to commemorate?
How is it? I'm a little dizzy.
Where is it? I should be a little more strict, but I'm not as familiar as AKB.
Is it okay for me to be a little more strict, researchers?
It's okay!
Is it okay?
Yes!
It's okay if Kojima-san says it, right?
It's okay!
You too!
You too! You were angry!
No, I'm sorry to say that, but the president doesn't speak at all when the camera is turning!
Shut up!
That's what presidents are like!
That's what TV is like!
I learned!
Yes, I learned!
This has been Ariyoshi AKB Choreography! See you next week! Goodbye!