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An idol unit that is popular for their overwhelming heat and powerful performances, Appare!
This time, it's a firepower battle!
For the first time in their lives, they'll challenge with a big saw and everyday tools!
And with a cute big saw, too!
Aoi, Suzu, go!
For the first time for the seven of them, there will be a lot of shocking developments!
Please look at their slightly different facial expressions from the stage, which you can only see on this show!
Now, Appare@channel has started!
This is the fourth episode.
How is the response from the audience?
Do you have anything to say?
Very good.
"Very good" you say?
Yes.
Foreigners...
Foreigners are watching us.
"Very good" you say?
I'm sure you've all heard of it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Now, Kudo-san has posted a picture of you doing stupid things on Twitter.
Yes, yes, yes.
Here it is.
Oh, my.
She's been criticized.
You really did that?
Yes, I did.
Oh, I see. I was just joking, but you really did it?
I wouldn't have let you do it.
I did this.
You did this?
A lot of comments are coming in.
Yes, yes.
You're the cutest in all of your facial expressions.
It's fine if you say it like that.
Yes, but there are a lot of comments saying "You're cute" like that.
But, well...
I can't force you to do it.
Yes, you're right.
You're so mean.
And, "Who is this guy?"
That's the worst.
Yes, yes.
Who is this guy?
Well, well, well.
It's surprising that you responded to it like that.
Yes.
Now, before we get started,
we have a report for a certain member.
That's right.
Yes.
Four of you will be fired.
That's too bad.
What?
No, it's not like that.
There is a report for a certain member.
Yes!
And that member is...
Kudo-san.
What? What? What?
What?
Can you imagine it?
Yes.
It's a report.
A report?
What do you mean? Do you want me to do something?
Yes, yes, yes.
If you have something like that,
you should report it yourself.
I should have brought a lot of catering.
That's not true.
We didn't know about it.
We just thought, "Oh, I see."
But it's scary, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Actually, this show will air on February 20th.
Kudo-no-ka-san, 19 years old.
Congratulations!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, Kudo-no-ka-san!
Happy birthday to you!
Yes, congratulations!
Congratulations!
Yes.
Now, 19 years old.
Do you have any aspirations?
Well, I'm trying not to grow any taller.
That's right.
You're doing your best.
What is it? Don't you drink milk or something like that?
Furthermore, as a birthday present from the show,
Kudou has prepared a pen that she hates.
I'm happy!
What is it?
I'm surprised.
It's a pen.
I'm happy!
Do you want to try pressing it?
It's amazing.
Do you want to try pressing it?
I finally realized it.
I wanted to give you a pen.
I finally realized it.
Why? Why?
Because you're 19 years old.
I'm happy.
Please react properly.
3, 2, 1!
How was it?
Did you fall?
I didn't fall.
Kudou is 19 years old now.
Please continue to support her.
Today, Appare will challenge...
In order for you to learn the basics of variety shows, we will do a theme like this.
"Go for it! Variety Queen Thought Power Battle"!
This time, they will challenge the basic of variety, "thought power", "big cuts", "funny faces" and "cute big cuts"
Everyone's answer will be decided by Morita's "shamelessness" or "sadness"
The person with the least shamelessness will receive an embarrassing punishment
Are you confident in this?
Actually, I might be good at this
This is a personal opinion
But in terms of "thought power",
I think Morita's "shamelessness" is a bit higher
Also, Rea always says funny things, so I'm a bit curious
I see
Well, let's get started!
"Big cuts", let's get started!
The first topic is this!
I don't like this kind of idol
What kind of idol?
I don't like this kind of idol
Well, let's start with the person who wrote it
Yes
Kudo-san, please don't look next to me
What is it?
Yes, Aoi-san
I don't like this kind of idol
What kind of idol?
Yes
Icon with bald head idol
I don't like that kind of girl
Idol with a lonely life
That's good, Aoi-san!
That's good!
This is "shamelessness"
You're good!
You're the first one
You're the first one, right?
Well, how about it?
Well, Asaina-san, you're up next
I don't like this kind of idol
What kind of idol?
Morita-san produced it
Why is that?
That's terrible
Why is that?
I absolutely don't like it
You don't like that kind of idol?
That's a shame
That's a shame, isn't it?
You don't like that kind of idol?
I don't want you to say that
Well, let's go with Naraori-san
I don't like this kind of idol
What kind of idol?
With a restaurant's face
No, no, no!
You don't like that kind of idol, do you?
No
No, you're following up with "r"
Let's go with "r"
Yes, let's do "r"
Yes, that's great
Yes, let's go with Hashimoto-san
I don't like this kind of idol
What kind of idol?
Only the pink one is in charge
You two must have had a fight, right?
Appare appare
"Appare appare" is responding well, but...
I said "r"
What did you say wrong?
I said "r" wrong
Can you say it one more time?
I don't like this kind of idol. What kind of idol?
Average age is 95 years old.
Can you say it a little more?
It's a shame.
I thought you wouldn't say it.
I don't like this kind of idol. What kind of idol?
An idol who will get engaged in 100 days.
I can't support you like that.
That's right.
It's decided.
It's okay, right?
Let's go one more time.
I don't like this kind of idol. What kind of idol?
All of them have no teeth.
I don't like it.
It might be popular.
Young people with no teeth.
Let's go one more time.
I don't like this kind of idol. What kind of idol?
It's the same timing, but...
All of them are close to cavities.
Do you have something around your teeth?
It's not like you have it.
You're saying something to me.
That's right.
I don't like this kind of idol.
Are you good at cutting?
The first topic is...
"Getting popular overseas with driving".
The next topic is...
"Would you say it if...
Nocomaru, the official character of "Appare",
who is based on a bamboo shoot, said it?
Does Nocomaru usually say it?
Yes, he does.
What does Nocomaru usually say?
He says "Nocomaru".
If you say "Nocomaru", it doesn't matter, right?
That's right.
Let's move on.
If you say "Nocomaru", what would you say?
"You're too lazy to get popular, Nocomaru".
It's too strict for me.
- Well, you didn't get anything. - Stop it!
- Okay, let's go. - What would you say if Nocomaru said "no"?
- Mushroom. - What's that?
- You said "ki", didn't you? - No, "kinoko".
- You said "kinoko", didn't you? - Yes, I did.
- And you didn't say "gobi", did you? - No, "kinoko".
- You said "ki", didn't you? - Yes, I did.
- So you said "gobi", and "kinoko", didn't you? - Yes, I did.
- Don't judge me like that! - It's okay.
- You said "kinoko", and "kinoko", didn't you? - Yes, I did.
- I thought you said "takedoka" and "kinoko"..
- Okay, next.
- What would you say if Nocomaru said "no"?
- Boat... I mean, Nocomaru's child.
- You said "child" for a moment.
- I absolutely didn't say "child"!
- This is funny.
- Next.
- What would you say if Nocomaru said "no"?
I'm sorry.
Well, well, well.
You imagine why you don't have one.
Yes, yes.
Okay, let's go. What does Nokomaru hate to say?
By the way, who's work is "appare" (famous)?
I don't know.
You have a strict policy.
You don't know what you do.
Okay, let's continue.
Farewell, light of youth.
"Sudden dismissal." "What happened?"
There are also such topics.
For a good answer, we will dismiss.
Okay, Asahi-san, let's continue.
"Farewell, light of youth." "Sudden dismissal." "What happened?"
Morita-san's teeth are nearly moldy.
What do you mean "nearly moldy"?
Well, well, the technology of "moldy" is good.
It's good, isn't it?
Okay, Aoi-san, let's continue.
"Farewell, light of youth." "Sudden dismissal." "What happened?"
Morita-san's teeth are clean and a little boring.
Why am I forcing myself?
I'm trying to be more and more clean.
I'm trying to be more and more boring.
It's no good. It's no good.
It's definitely no good.
Let's go, Fujimiya-san.
"Farewell, light of youth." "Sudden dismissal." "What happened?"
Morita-san became a cat.
Why do you keep teasing me?
Are you trying to make me look good?
If you look at me like that, you should only say realistic things, right?
There's nothing realistic about it.
It's fine, but...
Let's go, Dars.
"Farewell, light of youth." "Sudden dismissal." "What happened?"
Higashibukuro-san said, "for some reason."
That's...
Are you serious?
For some reason.
Don't say things like that, Dars.
Let's go, Kudo-san.
"Farewell, light of youth." "Sudden dismissal." "What happened?"
"Light of youth" really disappeared.
What do you mean?
What do you mean "disappeared"?
It disappeared along with the book and the tower.
It's usually brought down.
What a shame!
The next topic is...
"I.U.E.O. SAKUBUN" by MORITA.
This is I.U.E.O. SAKUBUN's first attempt.
Please do your best!
If you express "MORITA" in three letters, it's even better, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's about it.
That was pretty quick.
Let's go. "I.U.E.O. SAKUBUN" by MORITA.
First up is...
Oh, is that so?
What did you think it was like?
MO-RI-FAN-TA-JI-N
Wait a minute.
This is not what you think it is like.
It's not like that, right?
I'm not trying to make letters out of it.
What? It's not like that?
Everyone, take a look at it first.
I'm not good at explaining things.
I'm sorry.
Everyone, take a look at it first.
Let's go.
First up is...
"MO" by MORITA.
RI
TA
KA
That's what it is like.
Do you know what it is like?
Why?
MO-RI-FAN-TA-JI-N
The answer is...
"MO" by MORITA.
MO-RIC-DA-I-SU-KI
RI
RI-SHII-OTOKO
KA
The number of "KA" is like this.
Do you know what it is like?
You finally know it.
It's difficult.
Let's see.
"MO" by MORITA.
MO-TTO
RI
TA
TA-KU-SAN-MO-TE-TA-I
You worked really hard.
You worked hard.
It's okay.
KUDO's "KA" tries again.
Did he understand the rule?
"MO" by MORITA.
MO-RI-MO-TI
RI
KA
TA-BE-TA-I
MO-RI-MO-TI
TA-BE-TA-I
It's out of plan.
It's okay.
We're in the middle of a vocal battle, but here's a special performance!
A song you can sing and dance to together, "Fire! Fire!"
Please enjoy!
On top of that round earth layer, we're making today as well
A fortune sharing with someone, a future day
I got fusion! I'll get back at you!
I can't stand it!
After the first half, Yume Nagahori and Suzu Aoi lead by one step.
Is Kudo going to be all right?
The next battle is "mono-boke".
What kind of "boke" will they show us in the first challenge?
Kudo-san, why don't you take a look at it?
What people are doing.
Should we say it without knowing it?
Let's say it without knowing it.
Should we say it without knowing it?
Yes, we should say it without knowing it.
What kind of "mono-boke" will they show us in the first challenge?
Kudo-san, please show us "mono-boke".
That's not it!
Everyone, that's not it!
That's good!
It's already unpredictable Kudo's turn!
Once again, the members will teach him the rules.
Let's go!
"Mono-boke", please!
Please make me a disciple of Kamesen!
She's not a generation!
You know about it, right?
Like "mashou-kun"?
"Mashou-senkan"?
Why are we not in that game where you remember things?
That's not it.
What kind of "boke" will they show us in the first challenge?
It's better for you to look like something.
Let's go, Aoi-san.
I eat Evangelion.
You have a good personality.
I can't do that either.
You don't know yet, do you?
You look like you've been following someone for a long time.
Let's go, Hashimoto-san.
If it's fried rice, I can fight.
What's with that "fight" thing?
Whatever you think of, it's fine.
Let's go, Fujimiya-san.
My heart is stopping.
That kind of story is fine too.
Even if you use it as it is, as long as it's funny.
Let's go, Narase-san.
You've gotten smaller, Juri.
You're wearing Juri's hat, right?
How old are you guys?
Let's go, Kanagori-san.
Ten raw eggs. One drink in one go.
I'm not going to say anything.
Let's go, Asahina-san.
My daughter is Michael Jackson, right?
You don't have to say it.
Asahina-san, I'm sorry, I forgot.
I'm sorry, I forgot.
It's their first challenge, but the six of them are working hard.
Six people.
You don't have to use it as it is, like Fujimiya- san did.
The story is weird.
There it is!
What? Could it be?
I don't think it's possible.
Let's go, Fuyo-san.
Evangelion, you can't go home.
You can't go home!
That's terrible.
They worked hard for one day, so they'll get a lot of money.
Let's go, Narase-san.
Let's go.
I can't hear you.
You can do it better than I do.
I'm not making fun of you.
You can do it better than I do.
It's fine, Nanase-san.
Let's go, Asimov-san.
Please.
My stomach is telling me the current time.
She looks like she's having fun.
She always looks like she's having fun.
Let's go, Monoboke.
Please.
Good.
As soon as you picked up your sense, you knew.
Good, good.
Wonderful.
Good, good.
Kudo, who saw it, wants to try again.
Okay, please.
You don't know the rhythm!
What song are you singing?
I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know?
What did you think Aoi was doing earlier?
I don't know!
You don't know?
Try to do it somehow.
Remember me
You only have a graduation certificate, don't you?
No, I don't.
Whatever.
You can get this as a service as well.
Let's do it, Nurse.
Please.
No, no, not like that, not like that
What's wrong with you?
Why are you doing this?
It's not that hairstyle.
You're just trying to look cool.
I'm just trying to look cool.
How is it?
But maybe you'll realize that this is what monoboke is like.
You can try it.
Try it as an original.
I want to take it home.
Take it home?
Yes.
Let's use it.
Let's use it for monoboke.
Please come to the middle.
Kudo-san, please.
I'm dead.
No, no, you remembered it at the end, didn't you?
Well, for now, it's fine, right?
You have a lot of courage.
Yes, the next creativity battle is "Cute Ogiri".
They will battle in an idol-like and cute manner.
Everyone is an idol, so it's their job to appeal themselves like that, right?
The first topic is "An excuse late for a date that you can't help but forgive".
Hashimoto-ami will be in charge of the bricks and will be the first to challenge it.
An excuse late for a date is...
Sorry for being late. I was thinking about you and tried hard to choose clothes, but I was late. Will you forgive me?
Wonderful!
You're used to saying it!
It's fine.
Let's go to Nao-san.
An excuse late for a date is...
Ah, I'm sorry! I didn't want to go today, but I went around the Yamanote Line!
What does that mean?
Why do you have to forgive her for that?
That's your decision!
No way, no way, no way!
No, you have to start over!
So, what do you think, Nao-san?
Yes, yes, yes.
Alright, Asahina-san, let's go.
An excuse late for a date is...
"Tetsuya, I'm sorry! I had a little bit of an affair with Higashi-san.
Well, I can't say it like that, but we had a little bit of an affair, so will you forgive me?"
You should quit being a comedian!
Who said that?
You two, you two, you two, you should quit!
You should sell it all to Akesuke!
Alright, let's go.
Fujimiya-san, an excuse late for a date is...
I'm sorry! I'm late! I went out for a little while.
I stepped on marshmallows and had to put on shoes again.
Sorry!
That's great!
That's fine, isn't it?
You didn't step on marshmallows.
I did.
Was there a lot of marshmallows in front of your house?
Pink marshmallows were everywhere.
You've been bullied in front of your house.
The next topic is a self-introduction where everyone becomes a birdie.
Since we're here, we asked everyone to try it.
Please introduce yourself.
Pretty princess Amici!
Everyone, love me more!
That's cute!
That's good!
Please introduce yourself.
Without you, I can't work hard.
Will you stay by my side forever?
That's good!
What's that "maypom"?
I haven't heard of it.
"Maypom".
That's good!
OK, Asahina-san, let's go!
Please introduce yourself.
The sun is shining brightly.
Please love me more!
OK, Nagahori-san, let's go!
Please introduce yourself.
Yume has a good face for you, and you have a good face for you, and you have a good face for you, too!
I see!
You're a rabbit!
Are you being honest?
The rest are these three, who are not good at burikko.
They're shy, but they're doing their best.
Okay, let's go.
Please introduce yourselves as burikko, which everyone is passionate about.
Aoi Suzu will make you fall in love with her!
You're a funny guy!
Next is Nanase Rea!
Rea-tan will support you so you can do your best tomorrow!
Nanase Rea, nice to meet you!
And last is Kudou Noka!
This is so boring...
You're in it!
Kudou-san, please introduce yourself!
This is so boring...
What do you mean?
Sorry!
What?
Are you okay?
What's going on?
So...
Have you lost your memory?
Scary!
If you have the courage, I'll do it too!
You'll get hit!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Did you have any image of it?
I can't do burikko normally...
So I have to do it in a situation where I have to do burikko...
You had it in you, didn't you?
Now that you've seen their burikko, let's announce the results!
But before that...
Let me announce the punishment!
Here it is!
You'll take a picture of the funny pose that Morita has specified!
Now, let me announce it!
The one with the least number of fights is...
Asahina Rei!
You're strict.
I'm not strict!
I really didn't get much.
By the way, the variety queen is Ami Hashimoto.
Asahina Rei met again in a flash.
Now, let's have her do a funny pose for a photo shoot!
Now, let's see how Asahina Rei looks like!
Let's do it!
Cheese!
This has been posted on Appare's official Twitter and has spread all over the world!
Next time...
Wait!
Which of them will deceive each other?
That sounded like a lie.
Like you were snoring?
Which one of them is lying?
Stay tuned!
Hello, everyone! We are Appare!
The third special campaign has been decided!
Yay!
We're going to give out autographs for each person in this sketchbook we used in our #4 broadcast!
We're also going to give out autographed posters!
The deadline is February 27th to March 14th!
For more information, please visit our website!
We're looking forward to your participation!