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An idol unit that is popular for their overwhelming passion and powerful performances, Appare!
Here you go.
This time, they've decided to go crazy with their academic tests!
Since I'm the oldest here, I think I'll change my textbook here.
Unbelievable new answers continue!
The first encounter of the seven members!
Shocking developments continue!
You can only see it on this program!
Please watch it with plenty of expressions that are completely different from the stage!
Appare!
Everyone is wearing school uniforms today.
If you say things like this, I don't know why you're remembering it with colors.
Because Midori-chan is not Midori-chan anymore.
But you're wearing school uniforms today, right?
What is it?
Come here!
Hey!
I'm talking to you!
The one who came is Morita-sensei, a life guidance teacher!
Do you know what we're doing today?!
What is it?!
Is it a school thing?!
It's a school story!
A school story, right?!
Today, among all of us, who will decide who is the most stupid?!
The answer is...
The Queen of Stupidity will be decided!
This time, a test will be conducted with a grade of 5 in middle school students.
The Queen of Stupidity, who had the least correct answers,
will receive a worthy punishment!
Yes, yes.
This is scary, today.
Yes.
What do you think about this, Nurse-san?
Is it proven that you're smart?
Definitely not!
Eh, is it true?!
Honestly, who do you think is the smartest, Nurse- san?
Sue is smart.
Unexpectedly?
Ahoy-san, did you study too much?
I went to a smart school, but I was the stupidest in that school.
Ah, but even before you went there...
That's right!
Even before you went there...
Everyone...
Eh?
This might be pretty stupid.
What?!
Do you have anything to say?!
Um... please don't be so serious and scary!
By the way, here is the stupidity ranking that Manager H, who knows the members well, predicted!
First of all, 6th place is Nanase-san.
Oh!
Isn't she the smartest?
Oh, oh, oh...
Um... there is a comment saying "smart".
"As you can see"...
You think I'm smart, don't you?
No, I don't think you're smart.
And 5th place...
I think she's still smart.
Fujimiya-san...
Yes?
Sunbyou said, "Ah, you can see that she's smart."
Ah, you can see that she's smart.
And 4th place...
Hashimoto-san...
Yes?
In the middle, Sunbyou said, "She seems like she can handle it with a smile."
She seems like she can handle it with a smile.
And 3rd place...
3rd place is Aoi-san.
Yes?
Surprisingly...
Surprisingly, she's not stupid.
Ah, that's right.
And if we go up to 3rd place...
Yes?
And...
2nd place is Asahina-san.
Yes?
It's close.
Oh, I see.
Yes, 1st place is Kudo-san and Nagahori-san.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
As expected of a manager.
Oh, that's amazing.
Will this prediction be correct?
Based on this information, please look at the test.
First, from Japanese.
"Kawaii-ko" means "honya-ra-ra"
Right.
"Kawaii-ko" means "maru-maru"
Yes.
What will be included in it?
Yes.
Everyone, please think about it without cheating.
Yes.
Oh, but everyone answered it quickly.
Yes.
Isn't this correct for everyone?
Oh, yes.
Then, will you announce the answer from the bag that says "Bansai University"?
Yes.
"Kawaii-ko" means "travel".
Yes.
Can you all say it at once?
Yes.
Go ahead.
Ah...
Why did you become like this?
There's no one like you.
There's no one like me.
Well, you know...
You make me do tough things and make me grow.
Oh, I know that.
Like "Awase-waza-ippon".
Like that.
"Kudou-no-ka" without kanji.
Will this prediction be correct?
Here we go.
Question.
Use "kan yoku" and "ni no ashi wo fumu" to make a sentence.
You've stepped on your own feet, haven't you?
Could you ask Kudo-san?
What is it, Kudo-san?
What is "kan yoku"?
I don't know.
It's been like this for a long time.
It's like a proverb, but...
Are you crazy?
It's like "kunigimi no funyaku".
Let's look at the answer first.
For example...
You wanted to apply for an audition, but you stepped on your own feet without confidence in yourself.
Right, Nanase-san?
Yes.
I stepped on my own feet because I was so confident.
I said "I'm good at kendama", but I'm a little less confident now and I'm hesitating.
The meaning is correct.
Yes, it is.
Now, Nagaori-san.
Go ahead.
You stepped on your own feet, and then your own feet.
What is it? An explanation?
What is it? An explanation of Diagostini's feet?
What is it?
Now, Aoi-san.
You stepped on your own feet, and then your own feet.
What do you mean "go ahead"?
What do you mean?
I'm worried about you.
You stepped on your own feet, didn't you?
Asakina Rei, Hashimoto Ami and Fujimiya Mei also used their feet incorrectly and incorrectly.
And the answer of Kudou no Ka that Kamioka didn't know is...
The three of us stepping on each other's feet.
What?
The three of us stepping on each other's feet?
What does that mean?
The three of us stepping on each other's feet.
What is that supposed to mean?
This is no good.
After the first lesson, Kudou no Ka took a step like a fool.
Next is Rika.
Rika?
Please answer this person's name.
Of course it's Rika.
Which one is it?
Which one?
The answer is Hideyon Noguchi.
It's a well-known person who has been murdered for 1,000 yen.
However, is it...
Wait, wait, wait.
You two, you two.
Hideyo Hideyo.
That's right.
But the worst one is...
Kudou san.
Nobi Hideyo.
Nobita?
Huh?
Is it Nobita?
Is it Nobita Hideyo?
I thought it was Nobita.
It's Nobi.
Huh?
I made a mistake.
You made a mistake.
It's Nobita.
It's Nobita. It's written there.
It's Nobita Hideyo.
Asahina san is smart.
She knows kanji, but she doesn't have confidence, so she writes it in hiragana.
That's right.
Shall we move on?
Next is H20.
Now, what is it?
I hope everyone answers correctly.
Let's announce the correct answer first.
It's water.
Yes.
Everyone, show us the picture.
Yes.
Yes, water, water, water.
Yes, yes, yes.
What are you doing?
What is it? It's not written there.
It's a flip game.
Hey, answer it!
I was wondering if water could be represented by a symbol.
So we decided to participate in the poll.
No, no, you can't.
You can't answer the second and third questions.
This is the worst!
So, Kudo san?
I thought remembering was a chance.
Then, what is the actual chance?
H2.
No, it's not.
It's Anujimitsuru's masterpiece.
Let's move on.
Next is English.
Next is English. Please translate it into Japanese.
I don't know. It's not good.
Can't we hear the pronunciation?
I don't think I'm stupid.
I don't know.
Stupid.
Then, first of all, the correct answer, Mr. Bukuro.
I don't think I'm stupid.
"Stupid" means "oroka" or "baka" in Japanese.
This question, Asahina Rei is correct.
In addition, Hashimoto Ami and Fujimiya Mei are also correct.
The remaining members' answers are...
Then, Aoi, you go first.
I don't think I'm stupid.
"Stupid" means "oroka" in Japanese.
Then, Nanase, you go first.
I don't know.
"Stupid" means "oroka" in Japanese.
You should write something there!
And Midori-chan?
I understand the meaning of 'stupid'.
You're just saying what you feel now, right?
But there was a completely different person.
Yui!
I don't think I've ever stopped.
You thought it was "stop"?
What? "tuna"?
"Stop"!
You thought it was "tuna"?
Yui?
It's not quite right.
What's not right?
What are you saying?
You're terrible.
You're missing all the questions.
That's right.
This is the next question.
Write February in English.
Wait, which one is it?
I want January.
What do you want in January?
Then ask Nagaori-san.
November?
Yes, it's November.
Nagaori-san is...
No, no, Fujimiya-san is like Galileo.
You're a genius!
Wow, that's amazing!
That's amazing!
The correct answer is...
February.
It's February!
If you're correct,
if you're correct in everything,
it's February.
Asamiya-san, you're correct.
What are you doing, Aoi-san?
Hey!
All adults were looking at you.
There wasn't a "U" or "R".
It's a shame, but it's definitely wrong.
Like Aoi-suzu,
Hashimoto-ami and Fujimiya-mei are also correct.
Show us Galileo before that.
Galileo. Fujimiya Galileo.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
There's no "U" or "R".
That's amazing!
So, the correct answer is...
It's a shame.
It's really interesting.
It's wrong.
Next, from "Nagaori-yume",
"January" was taught as "November".
What is the answer?
"Noventa"!
She must be saying it wrong!
"Noventa"!
Oh, I remember now! January!
It's "genierie"!
"Genierie"!
"January"!
Why do you think you're funny?
"January"!
She taught you a lie, didn't she?
Let's ask her for the answer!
Yes, Mr. Nagaori!
"February" is "July"!
You're saying it in English again and again!
"July" is "November", isn't it?
What month is it, Ms. Kudo?
"January", "February", "March", "September", "October", "November", "December", "July"
"October"!
"July"!
What else?
"July"!
"August"!
What else?
I can't remember!
You're saying it all wrong!
It's not a hint!
With a smile on her face, she screams "future"
Today is the beginning of everything!
and back-pushing cheerleader, Kurekure Hero!
Make sure you check it out!
There's a lot I don't know and a lot of things I don't care about
But the days I spent getting ready and cheering you on
Will always change in this world without you even noticing!
It's okay!
Friendly! To your youth!
Friendly! To your all-out effort!
The best isn't "anytime", it's "in the future", people!
Friendly! To your passion!
There's no mistake in the future, people!
Let's move forward with a smile on your face!
It's a story full of solutions!
A special story!
After the first half, the driver, Obaka-cho, takes a lead!
There are only two races left!
Will it be a turnaround?!
Next up is "Society"!
Please answer all four prefectures in Shikoku!
Of course!
There is one person who is having a hard time.
Is he okay?
I can't stop shaking just by looking at him.
Oh, really?
Then, shall we announce the correct answers?
Kagawa
Tokushima
Kouchi
Ehime
Yes, yes, yes.
Then, shall we look at them?
Aoi, will you look at them?
Yes!
Ta-dah!
Kagawa, Ehime, Kouchi, Tokushima!
These four prefectures!
Aoi, Suzu, and Katachi all answered correctly!
Nagahori and Kudo, would you like to look at the four other prefectures?
At the same time?
Yes! One, two, go!
Yes!
How is it?
Oh!
There is someone who is in trouble!
Yes?
The oldest!
The oldest, look!
Kagawa, Tokushima, Ehime, Tottori!
I got one wrong!
It's not a matter of getting one wrong!
But it's close, isn't it?
It's close!
Then, Nagahori, would you like to look at them?
Yes!
There is no Tokushima!
Tokushima is in there!
If Tokushima and Nei are wrong, it's still a problem!
You guys are making Kouchi too difficult!
Why didn't it come up?
Kudo's family is left!
Here is their answer!
Ehime, Kagawa, Hyogo, and this is Ewa!
What do you call this?
What is it?
Kagoshima!
There is a song in it!
What is it?
You were confident about it!
What was in it?
The thickness of the letters and all of that, it was like solving a mystery!
What is it?
It's kind of creepy.
Shall we move on to the next question?
Professor Clark's famous quote.
Boy, be kind to XX.
Um, Mr. Kudo, I'll cover you up so you don't get caught, but no one will see you.
They won't see me?
They won't refer you.
Is it okay for me to say the correct answer?
Well, I'll say it then.
The answer is...
Boy, be kind to XX.
Shall we all say it?
Go ahead.
Only one of you is wrong.
Is it an ambition?
I really don't know.
I don't know, Professor Clark.
I don't know you.
I won't show you my face.
I don't know you.
I've never met you.
I've never talked to you.
I've never met you.
But you're used to it.
Won't you get a response if you say "Boy, be kind to XX"?
Well, I'm probably the oldest here, so I'll probably change textbooks here.
Why are we the only ones who know that?
We know it, but no one else knows it.
The next question is...
Answer the three major duties of a citizen.
The correct answer is...
Education, labor, and tax.
What will be the popular answer?
Taxes, education, work.
- Good, good, good. - That's the answer.
- Isn't it good? - It is.
- This is... - We finally have the correct answer.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Now, Nanase. - Yes.
I'm sorry. I couldn't get it last time.
Education... Huh?
- Job. - It said "job".
- Well, it's not wrong, but... - It's a pretty sweet word, isn't it?
- Yes, yes. - Well, it's okay.
- You're wrong. - Yes.
- You're wrong. - Let them receive education...
- That's not wrong at all. - Taxes, election, good child.
I couldn't get it last time.
Also, Kudo's "ka" is also incorrect.
Next, Yume Nagahori and Suzu Aoi's answers.
Paying money, studying, sleeping.
That's your schedule for a day.
- Hey, Aoi. - Yes.
What are you doing?
- You're so excited. - It's okay.
- You're doing your best, aren't you? - Yes.
That's not your duty.
- You shouldn't say that in front of me. - Not really.
- You're laughing too much. - I'm not.
The last one is Asahina Ray, who said her textbook is wrong.
Her answer is...
- Equality for men and women. - Equality for families.
- I forgot the 7 words for elections. - Hey, hey, hey.
- Equality for men and women. - Peacefulism.
What do you mean you can choose your own election?
It's like you can freely choose your own election.
There was one of the three, wasn't there?
- What? - There wasn't?
- Today? - No.
First of all, I'm interested in equality for men and women.
- First of all... - You're trying to write equality, aren't you?
- Equality... - It's totally different.
It's finally time for the last lesson, Mathematics.
Who will be the queen of mathematics?
Please draw the shape of this diagram you've drawn.
- It's a little difficult. - Oh, no.
How do you draw it?
Please draw it with your picture.
- Draw it with your picture? - Yes.
- Please draw it as you like. - Please draw it as you like.
- You guys are pretty good at this. - Yes, we are.
- Then, let's see the correct answer first. - The correct answer is...
- This one. - Yes.
- It's a triangle, right? - Yes.
- Well, let's open it except for Mr. Nagaori. - Yes.
- What do you think about it except for Mr. Nagaori? - Oh, yes, yes, yes.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes. - Is it good?
- As soon as Seibutsu-kun drew it... Yes, it's wrong.
- Yes. - Yes.
- It's not there. - Yes.
- It wasn't there, right? - Yes, it's wrong.
- Yes. - It's cute.
- Mr. Nagaori drew it well. - No, no, you drew it well.
- Well... - Well, Mr. Nagaori also drew it well.
- Everyone, you know it, right? - Yes.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Mr. Nagaori, do you want to see it? - Yes.
- What is it? - It's over there.
- It looks good. - No, but I wanted to see it.
- Hey, wait a minute. First of all, who said "it looks good"?
- What do you mean "it looks good"? - It looks like a shortcake.
- It doesn't look like a shortcake. - It only looks like Sakaya-san's house.
- But, you know, it's what I drew with my head.
- If you use a pen, it will look like that.
- It's easier to tell if it's a pen line or not.
- Now, it's time for the result announcement!
- Now, we will announce it in order of best results. - Yes.
- Yes.
- The 7th place with the best results is...
- Nanase Rea! - Yes!
- It's just as our manager expected. - Yes.
- The 7th place is Nanase Rea!
- Her results are almost perfect!
- Were you confident about it?
- I'm not good at English, so I didn't want English to come.
- I wanted Kanji to come. - But, it's almost perfect.
- That's right. - It's wonderful.
- The 6th place is...
- Fujimiya Mei! - I did it!
- I was worried about it. - You were worried about it.
- And also, the 6th place is...
- Hashimoto Ami! - That's right.
- You were 3rd place. - That's right.
- Now, 4th place...
- Aoi Suzu! - That's right.
- This is incredible, isn't it? - You didn't disappoint me, Manager.
- Incredible! - You surprised me.
- All of this was unexpected for Manager Edge.
- These three people are who will receive the Grand Queen Award?
- 3rd place is...
- Asahi Rei!
- I'm amazed at you. - I think you've made up for it.
- That's true, isn't it?
- Yes.
The textbooks were different, which was suspicious, but somehow they were safe in third place.
So it means that either Nagaori or Kudo are the stupid queens.
Are you confident?
I feel like I was right.
Nagaori, do you feel like you don't want to lose?
I don't want to lose.
Akito is stupid.
Akito is stupid. Kudo is stupid.
That's what they say.
Stupid like a fool.
Before we announce either of them, let's announce the punishment.
What is it?
The members who became stupid queens are...
Until the show is broadcasted, you will have to make your stupid nosebleed makeup into a twitter icon.
Stupid, right? Stupid, of course, with Sara Keda- san.
Yes, that's right.
But we haven't been supported yet, so we don't know anything.
We don't know anything.
Even if the fans ask us, we won't explain it.
Even if you say "what's wrong?", we'll say "hmm, what is it?"
Because you're stupid, right? You can't say something like that.
Because you're stupid, you won't know.
Wow, which one will it be?
Now, let's do it.
Now, I will announce the stupid queen.
The stupid queen is...
Kudo's "ka" which has multiple incorrect answers without kanji.
On the other hand, Nagahori's "yume" which has multiple simple mistakes.
Which one will shine as the first stupid queen?
Kudo's crab!
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
You two are just a contestant!
Seriously!
The final result is as you can see!
The stupid queen battle was only one question apart!
Now, let's have Kudo's crab, who shined like a queen, become a stupid crab!
Now, it seems like you are ready!
Now, let's have the stupid queen, Kudo's crab, appear!
Please come out!
You have a good face!
You have a good appearance!
You two look good together!
Kudo's crab has been eaten!
It's good that you didn't win first place!
It's really good!
Now, Kudo's crab, please say something stupid to the camera!
I'm very smart!
Now, let's have the stupid queen, Kudo's crab, appear!
You have a stupid face!
Next episode!
Wow, Noka-chan, your flowery makeup is cute, too!
Oh, excuse me! I'm the narrator, Jinbo Banzi, who already looks like a bamboo shoot!
Now, I'll tell you about the next episode!
In the next episode, Appare-chan and the others will challenge themselves to do a monoboke and ofugiri!
Hello, everyone!
Appare-desu! To commemorate the broadcast of the show, the second special campaign has been decided!
This time, we will each put in a signature of the flip we used in the #1 recording and give it away to seven people!
Each member has a lot of interesting and unique answers written on the flip, so we hope you will get it as a commemoration!
The application period is from January 30th to February 14th! For more information, please visit the Little Plus homepage!
We look forward to your application!