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With overwhelming passion and powerful performances, they are a popular idol unit, APARE!
Here they are!
This is their first Kamburi program, APARE@CHANNEL!
This time, they will try five odd-variety projects!
For the first time for the seven of them, there will be a series of shocking developments!
On this program, you will see a different side of them than on stage!
Now, Appare@channel has started! I'm your host, Hikari Saraba!
Nice to meet you!
This is our second episode, but didn't you feel nervous at first?
Yes, I was nervous.
What do you mean by "yes"? You should be more nervous!
Can you express your feelings normally?
Yes, I can.
What else do you do besides work?
I studied art at college.
At college?
Yes.
What do you do at college?
I studied economics at college.
Wow!
Do you tell your friends that you are an idol?
I don't have to say it yet, so I will tell them if they ask me.
Is it embarrassing for you?
Because I say "I'm cute, so I'm going to dance!"
That's rude for all idols!
How about you, Nagamori? You had a strange feeling for the first time.
I didn't do anything.
I didn't leave my house on my day off.
I didn't even step out of my bed.
I just stared at the ceiling.
You stared at the ceiling?
Do you live in a prison?
No, I don't.
You don't?
You just stared at the ceiling?
What do you do when you stare at the ceiling?
I look up at the ceiling and think, "I want that."
Or I look at people's faces.
Are you serious?
I don't have that.
That's how it ends.
Are you enjoying your activities?
Yes, I am.
I'm happy that I can go out.
I'm worried about you.
I'm happy that I can go out.
Let's talk about your personal life.
This is your first time on this show.
Have you been on a variety show before?
No, we haven't.
This is your first time on this show.
We have prepared a dream project for you.
It's called "Variety Roulette".
"Variety Roulette" for the first time.
For them, this time,
"Variety Roulette" is the same as usual.
They will try these five challenges.
It's only their first experience.
What will happen?
Do you want to do "Variety Roulette"?
Yes!
Uzmia looks like she doesn't want to do it.
What's wrong?
Uzmia, do you want to do "Variety Roulette"?
Yes.
Why? You don't look like you can do it.
I'm kind of scared.
Scared?
I don't want them to do anything.
It's like a punishment game.
But it's a good path.
That's right.
I'll do my best.
She looks like she's going to graduate soon.
It's okay.
It's okay, right?
Do you want to do "Variety Roulette"?
Yes!
Okay!
The first challenge is...
This one!
Foreign food.
Wow!
From the beginning to the end.
It's a rebellion, isn't it?
Yes, it's a rebellion.
Uzmia doesn't like this kind of thing.
I don't like it!
First of all, foreign food.
Many famous idols have tried it.
It's a way of making money.
What will the members eat this time?
Are you ready?
Look at me.
Look at me, Ms. Uzmia.
Hold it.
Hold it, please.
Here we go!
This is it!
What you will eat this time is...
This is a fried bamboo shoot.
It doesn't taste like anything.
Bamboo shoot!
Bamboo shoot.
Ms. Uzmia, what is it?
Are you wearing it?
Yes!
Ms. Uzmia, what is it?
Childcare.
Childcare!
The person who tries this will be decided by a roulette.
Yes!
By the way, the member who challenges this time will be decided by MC Morita with a dart.
However...
Um... No, no, no. Wait a minute. Why am I in it?
No, I don't need it.
No, no, no. I don't need it.
Well, well, well. It's fine, isn't it? Let's do it.
I don't like it.
Well, is it a member or an easter egg? It's a fateful dart.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Once again, after making a promise.
This is a serious dart.
Oh, it's here!
Who is it? Who is it?
It's Nagahori!
Yes!
Wait a minute!
Ah, it's Nagahori. It's decided.
But it's better than I expected, isn't it?
It's strange, but...
I don't like it. It's a little...
Well, it's gross. It's gross.
Ah, this is...
But I can finally get out of the house.
Right.
I can eat what's outside.
Actually, it's my first meal of the day.
Is it your first meal of the day?
Yes, it's my first meal of the day.
The first member to try is the mysterious girl, Nagahori Yume.
What kind of reaction will she show us?
It's gross.
No, it's not that...
Oh, it's gross.
- How is it? - It's good.
It's good? I don't know what you mean by "it's good".
No way, it's "delicious".
It's sold out.
What? What are you doing?
It's like "delicious".
"Delicious"? Can you eat more? Can you eat more?
- Report your food. - Wow, you eat normally.
Report your food properly.
The texture is like beans.
It's like beans. I don't like it.
It's not chewy.
But it's been a while since I ate snacks like that, so I'm happy.
It's been a while, so I'm happy.
You said you wanted to do a variety show.
I can't help it. Fujimiya, say something.
This is too cute. I'm about to collapse.
You look like you're about to end the world.
It was popular for a long time.
Well...
- It's an honest reaction, so... - It is, but...
- I think we can do something more like a variety show. - That's right.
Let's get back on track and move on to the next project.
Cooperative rubber patch.
- I want it. - I want it.
Cooperative rubber patch.
This is also a cooperative rubber patch that has brought about many idol varieties.
You pull a 2-meter-long rubber in your mouth and pat it.
It's definitely a reaction project.
The challenge is...
- Hey, you! - Hey, you!
- Yes, it's a reaction! - Yes, it's a reaction!
- No, it's not!
- Is it impossible? - Why? Why do you do it even though you're an idol?
I do it all the time!
- It's because you say you do it all the time, right? - Yes.
Asahina Rei, who is in charge of Apparece Center, will challenge!
There are many promises of variety in rubber patches, so do your best!
- Come on! - Come on!
- It's thick! - Come on!
- Come on!
Please go back as far as you can.
- What's wrong? - What's wrong?
- It's totally fine! - It's totally fine!
- It's fine, right? - Yeah. - Then, let's start! - Yeah yeah. - Yeah yeah. - This is so difficult since it's a dog we've seen before. - Yeah.
- What's wrong? - What's wrong? It's a dog! - It's a dog! - Take it away!
- Okay, let's have someone else hold the leash. - Okay. - Take it away!
- What are you doing with that scary one? - Hey! You know how variety works!
You've been doing it for three minutes.
I've done it as much as I can.
Pull it as much as you can.
Go ahead.
Are you scared?
Speak clearly.
Are you scared?
Yes.
Why?
I'm scared.
I'm sorry.
Don't say that.
I want you to talk.
I'm sorry.
I want you to learn that.
Please give me something delicious, too.
Pull it as much as you can.
I'll do it as much as I can.
Like this?
You're quick.
I'm good, right?
You're good, right?
I'll do it for real.
Are you ready?
Let go of my hand.
I'll do it as much as I can.
Are you ready?
One, two...
Asahina, who is completely exhausted in the winter, was hit by a beautiful rubber band.
That's a good example.
How was it?
That's good.
You're laughing and doing it.
This is funny.
Are you okay?
I'm totally fine.
If I was bleeding, it would be a curse of death.
It would be a curse of death.
Now, let's see how cool they are in their daily life.
A song that will cheer you up when you're down.
This is a live video of "Fire Star".
Please watch their crazy dancing!
A song that will cheer you up when you're down.
With love and courage, let's go! Life is just beginning!
Now, let's resume.
Next is...
What's in the box?
"What's in the box?" that will cheer you up when you're down.
This game is to guess what's in the box with only your hands' touch.
The challenge is...
Yes!
It's Mei Fujimiya!
Mei Fujimiya, who is always scared, will challenge.
Now, let's see what's in the box other than Ms. Fujimiya's.
Here it is!
She's doing it!
The staff is doing it!
This is...
Wow!
Let's do our best to make the show more exciting!
Shall we start?
Yes.
Ready...
Start!
Please put your hands in.
No, no, no.
It's time to put your hands in.
Please put your hands in.
Don't you do it?
What?
Don't you do it?
Shall we do it together?
What?
Why?
What do you want me to do?
You can't put your hands in, Fushimiya!
Come on, touch it!
No!
It's a game!
Put your hands in!
No!
I'm alive!
She's alive!
What's that?
It looks like a scene from "Impression".
I'm alive!
Shall we start with one hand?
If you don't touch it, it won't start!
It's up there, right?
Shall we go down a little?
No!
It's not "no"!
She's giving it her all.
Oh, no!
Please talk to the staff.
It's not like you can put your hands in there!
You can't put your hands in there!
I can't reach it!
No, you can't!
Go down!
No!
Go down!
Just put your fingers in!
No!
No, you can't!
You can't!
Just a little!
If you don't like it, let's put it in together!
No, you can't!
With this, the first announcement project won't proceed.
Is there anyone who can put their hands in there with you?
No!
No, you can't do it after you've seen it.
Huh? What's wrong?
Huh?
There's someone who's shaking.
Huh?
How is it?
Shall we go?
Even though she looks like a pretty lady,
a driver who reacts in an interesting way suddenly joins in!
I know it's a frog, but could it be...
Wait!
Instead of that, you can join in too, Kudo-san!
Can I join in?
Yes, join in.
Why me?
You said it yourself!
Stop it!
Escort her for a bit.
Kudo-san, go.
Kudo-san, lower her a bit.
How many millimeters more?
A little more.
It's fine.
A little more.
It's fine.
A little more.
A little bit more.
This way?
Which way?
It's fine.
Why are you eating this?
Lower your tongue.
Kudo-san, lower it.
You can do it.
You can do it at all!
What?
What's wrong?
I can't do it!
Show me your face properly!
Properly!
What do you think?
- What's the answer? - I don't know!
Let's do it one more time.
One more time.
What's wrong with you?
- You cried in the end. - Why did you cry?
- What? - I don't know!
- You can't do it? - I can't do it?
- Okay, then... - Okay, then look this way.
I don't want to look!
- Look at the answer. - Okay.
- Look in front of you. - What's this?
- Okay, you saw it, right? - Yes.
Okay, then let's touch it.
The answer is a frog!
Nice reaction!
But it's not over yet!
- Since we're here, let's do it one more time! - One more time!
- Okay, let's do it one more time. - Okay.
- Let's spin it. - I don't know!
- Who are you aiming for, Mori-san? - Fujimiya!
- Okay, let's do it! - Fujimiya!
Will it be Fujimiya's second try?
- Boom! - So close!
So close! Okay, you got it!
- Let's do it! - I'm so happy!
That was so close!
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
- Asahina-san, please try it! - No, no, no!
It'll come out if you open it more!
Following the rubber patch, Asahina-san tries it again!
What's inside the box?
Here it is!
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- Is it okay? - Oh, really?
- Fujio-san, it's pretty hard, isn't it? - Oh, no!
- Oh, no!
But it doesn't look that bad!
- No, it's not bad! - It's not coming out of the box!
- Hashimo-san, what do you think of it? - It's looking this way!
- It's looking this way, isn't it?! - That's right! It's eye-matching!
- It's eye-matching! - Now, it looks bad!
- What do you mean, "it's eye-matching"? - Be careful with it! Seriously!
- Won't I get hurt? - No, you won't!
- Well, you won't get hurt, but if it were me, you would! - I don't like this!
- No, no, no! - Are you ready? - I have no choice but to go!
- I don't know! It won't end like this! - Well then, Mr. Watanabe, are you ready?
Before you get tired of it, let's get started!
Huh? Is it bad? Is it big?
- It's big! - Well, if you say "big", it's big, right?
- It's bigger than the one you always see, right? - It's big!
- What is it? Do you always see it? - Where did you find it?
- This is... I don't really see it. - It's amazing, isn't it?
- Let me see it.
- I don't like it! - It's okay! It's okay!
For now, it's okay for now!
- It's going down! It's going down! - It's going down!
- Is it okay here? - It's okay there!
- It just flew away... - It flew away!
- Well, let's go! Let's go! For now! - It's still okay! It's still quiet!
- It's still quiet... - It's still quiet...
- Huh? What is it? A butterfly? - No, it's not!
- There's no way that's true! - What is it? What is it?
- Go for it! - Go for it!
- What is it? What is it? - It's a lizard!
- Huh? What is it? What is it? - What is it? What is it?
- What's wrong? What's wrong? - What is it?
- Something's stuck! - Huh?
- Something's wet! - What's wet?
- What's the correct answer? - It's wet, right?
- It's an iguana! - I want an iguana!
- An iguana is right! - It's good! It's good!
- I have a lizard at home. - Oh! Then you can go for it!
- What is it? - What is it?
- There's no iguana on it! - What is it?
- Then there's a possibility that it's your lizard!
- Where is it? Where is it? - It's deeper! It's deeper!
- A little more! A little more!
- What is it?
- What is it? What is it?
- It's a dress!
- Oh, too bad! It's too bad! - No, it's not!
- The correct answer is... - What is it? What is it?
- It's this one! Look at it!
Hey!
- You're scary, aren't you? - You're the worst!
You guys can't react properly!
You can't react when there's a really bad guy in there!
- That's important too! - It was really dangerous!
I was doing my best by myself!
- The correct answer is "slime"! - Yes!
- Fujime-san, you're too down-to-earth. - That's right.
- Why are you so scared? - It's funny.
That's right!
- Next up is... - This one!
"Russian Wasabi Sushi"!
"Russian Wasabi Sushi" is definitely going to be popular!
They're going to eat sushi at the same time, but one of them will have a lot of spicy wasabi.
- How about spicy food? - I can't eat it.
- Is there anyone who's good at eating spicy food? - Spicy food...
- Asahina-san might like it. - Aoi-san might like it too.
- Is there anyone who hasn't tried it yet? - That's right!
Is it someone other than Asahina-san and Nagaori- san?
- How about it?! - Oh!
- Nagaori-san! - Nagaori-san!
- Should we do it one more time? - Yes, Nagaori - san.
- Nagaori-san? - That's fine. - Okay, one more person.
- How about it?! - Asahina-san!
We have to do it!
- Since we've come this far, let's do it! - That's right!
- Nagaori-san and Asahina-san! - Thank you!
Nagaori-yume and Asahina-ley will try it!
This time, there will definitely be a big reaction!
- Please do it at the same time! - Thank you for the food!
- Please eat it deliciously! - Hey, don't say that!
- Okay, let's do it! - Okay!
Eat it deliciously!
- What? Which one? - Huh?
- Huh? Are you both okay? - Huh?
- What? What? What? - Which one? Which one? - I don't know!
- Which one? - Huh?
- You didn't forget the fillet, did you? - Huh? Huh? Huh?
- Yes, yes, yes. - Huh?
- Hey! - Huh?
- The woman hasn't eaten sushi yet! - Hey!
- What is this? - Huh? How is it?
- To be honest, is there wasabi in it? - Huh?
- Oh, it's in there, but it's not spicy! - Huh?
- Oh, it's in there, but it's not spicy! - Oh, I see!
- But it's not in there at all. - Hey, the staff is making a lot of noise!
- No, you should have put in a lot of wasabi, right? - Huh? Huh? Huh?
- You put in a lot of wasabi, but you don't feel it, right? - Me?
- Yeah, it's probably a stupid story. - Huh?
- You don't really feel it, do you? - Huh?
- Wow, you're cheating! - Huh?
- Well, you know, even if you're good at wasabi, I want you to pretend it's impossible.
- That's what variety is about, you know? - Huh?
- The moment you think it's impossible, if you do a 100% reaction, it's worth it!
- This is not the end of it, so both Kudou and Burikko will try it out!
- Will they be able to do it? - I'm getting nervous!
- Okay, so each of you will hold it up and eat it at the same time.
- Ready, start! - Thank you!
- It's similar at first glance!
- You should let go of your hand. - Okay.
- How is it? - Huh? - How is it?
- You're eating it deliciously, right? - Chew it well!
- Yes, yes. - Chew it well!
- But Kudo-san's face is getting a little red. - Huh?
- Hey! I think it's okay! I think it's delicious! - Huh?
- How is it? - Are you okay?
- Kudo-san, how is it? - It's delicious!
- You're crying! - Huh? - You're crying with your face!
- Chew it well! Chew it well! - Yes, yes, yes!
- Kudo-san, chew it well! - Are you swallowing it?
- Your face is getting sadder and sadder! - You're eating it like a wasabi!
- You're holding it in! - How is it? - How is it? - It's delicious, right?
- It's not like you're eating a frog! - How is it? - What are you crying about?
- You're just eating a tuna, right? - It's delicious...
- You ate it all up! Hey, that's amazing! - Thank you for the meal!
- It was pretty spicy! - Thank you!
- Was it really spicy? - But it was amazing! - It was spicy!
- Was there a lot of it? - Probably...
- You want to eat it all up, don't you? - It was a big amount!
- Your first challenge, wasabi roulette! - Yes! - Thank you for your hard work!
- Now, it's finally the last project! - Here it is! - Don!
- Face Pie! - Don!
- Idol Variety's Big Don, Face Pie!
- With a large amount of cream, you'll make your cute face covered in cream!
- Let's decide who will do the roulette!
- The one who didn't lose money is Nanase-san! - Aoi-san also did it, right? - Yes!
- Should we do the roulette for now? - Yes!
- Don!
- You're really good at it! - What is it you like?
- You're amazing! - But I was a little worried...
- You're annoying! - Alright!
- Aoi Suzu-san! - Yay!
- Don't you hate it? - No, but I feel like doing a variety show soon.
- That's good! - I want to participate in it!
- Then let's have you do it! - Yes!
A little forward-looking Aoi was...
- She's getting ready. - She has a really nice face. - She's more energetic than I thought.
- That's right, she's got a lot of energy. - Really? Is Morita-san doing it? - That's right!
- You said you wanted to do it, didn't you? - Yes.
- You want to do it, don't you? - Yes, I do!
- It's a variety show, right? - Yes!
- You're going up from here, right? - Yes!
- You have to do it, don't you? - Yes!
- The staff has prepared all of this for you... - She's coming up!
- Show me your face! Show me your face! - Oh, that's nice!
- Oh, that's nice!
- Yes! - Oh, that's nice!
- Show me how you do it!
- How do you feel now? - It stinks!
- I don't have that kind of feeling!
- It stinks!
- The variety show is the best! - Thank you very much!
- Thank you for showing us your face! - Thank you!
- Well, there is one more person who hasn't done anything yet. - Yes!
- Don't you want to do it? - I want to do the Russian roulette thing.
- That's enough! - Let's do it! - You have to get the pie properly.
- There is nothing else you want to show us? - Isn't there anything else?
- Isn't there anything else you want to show us? - Isn't there anything else you want to show us?
- Yes, I don't want to do it. - Why? - Because I want to use my own face.
- Yes, let's do it! - Please use your own face, Nanase-san!
- As expected, Nanase-san is the most determined one! - Yes!
- But you know, I don't look good when I'm doing this to an idol. - That's right!
- I'm waiting for you here, so come running! - Oh, you want me to go?
- Can you do it? - Yes! - Can you do it? - Yes! - Okay!
- You don't have to be that determined! - Yes!
- For everyone's sake, we will definitely make this show a success! - Yes!
- Okay, camera, camera! - Yes! - How is it? - How is it? - How is it? - Yes!
- Please say something to the camera! - Umm...
- You got two hits! - Yes!
- Lastly, let's have Nanase-san, who has a lot of cream on her face, end the show with an idol smile! - Yes!
- There will be a lot of cute girls next week too! Look forward to it! - See you next week! Goodbye! - Goodbye!
Next episode...
- It's a social issue! - Amazing!
- A competition to decide who's the best idiot queen will be held!
- I've heard of it, but I've never heard of it.
- Who is the best idiot in Appare?
- I'm going to buy textbooks here.
- Look forward to it!
- Hello, everyone! I'm Appare!
- The second special campaign to celebrate the broadcast of the show has been decided!
- Each of us will sign one of the flips we used in the first recording and give them away to seven people!
- Each member has written a lot of interesting and unique answers, so I hope you'll all get them!
- Applications are from January 30th to February 14th!
- For more information, please check out the Little Plus homepage!
- We'll be waiting for your applications!