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- Hello. - Hello.
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"The Oral Cigarettes".
A heavy sound and dark lyrics are the characteristics of this rock band.
The opening theme of the anime "Noragami", "choran", "hey kids",
has 1.8 billion views.
The bassist, Akira Akira, and the guitarist, Suzuki Suzuki,
won full marks in math for their center exam.
They are also known as "the know-how band".
I didn't know that!
Really?
By the way, which university do you go to?
- I go to Kyoto University. - What?!
- I go to Kobe University. - Wow!
- That's amazing! - Wow!
Suzuki Suzuki and Yamanaka Yamanaka are childhood friends since kindergarten.
Do you have any childhood memories?
The kindergarten teacher we went to was a mother of a savannah goat.
- What?! - Wow!
I was a crybaby in kindergarten.
I've been crying in the breast of a mother of a savannah goat.
- Wow! - Wow!
Is there anything you value as a band?
We hold up a banner called "bkw".
- What does it stand for? - It stands for "bankruwase".
Today's topic is related to "bkw".
"theoralcigarettes" will compete with "ano" while carrying various games on her back.
From there, "bkw" will happen and "ano" will challenge whether she can win or not.
The loser of the penalty game will shout out the name of her favorite food three times in a row.
I don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
"base"'s "akira", what game do you aim for "bkw"?
"osero"
Why "osero"?
When I was a home teacher when I was a student, I was very good at teaching "osero" and I was trained there.
Is it okay for "osero" not to lose even if she carries "chouzetsuhan" on her back?
That's right.
Oh, it's coming.
For "bkw", this is...
So, if "ano" takes "yosumi" first...
Can "osero" win like this?
"yosumi" and "osero" can't win.
That's the most important thing, isn't it?
I heard it's important.
So, "shiro" can be "ano" later?
Yes.
"yoo"
I'm winning.
"Bankruoase" challenge, start!
Yes, thank you for your cooperation.
I don't like it.
She doesn't like it.
She has a bad attitude.
Yes, I'm already here.
You know the rules, don't you?
Yes.
Now, you know the rules.
I'm going to win back "yosumi".
It's not a very "shuru" picture, is it?
That's right.
Then, I'll put it there.
As I said in the beginning.
Can you draw another one?
Oh, I'll do it with this one.
She'll do it.
Now, I'm curious about what kind of thinking "fukira" is doing.
Now, "shiro".
It's "shiro", isn't it?
Hmm...
This is...
Oh, you can say it.
Oh, she's attacking.
She's attacking.
It's "kado", so it's "koko".
"kado"?
No, it's not "kado".
It's "koko".
It's "kado" because it's "kado".
You're wrong.
Now...
Now, now, now...
Is it funny here?
It's funny.
You can take a lot of pictures.
Then, here?
Eh?
Hey, what's up with you guys?
Why do you all look like you're trying to trick me?
No, we're not.
We're not trying to trick you.
We're an oral team, you know.
But I have a strategy.
I'll take a corner.
You're taking a picture?
But...
No.
I want to take a corner of that field.
So, it's here.
I see.
You don't look like you're trying to trick me.
Your way of attacking is funny.
Because I heard you have a strong corner.
You don't look like you're trying to trick me.
Your way of attacking is funny.
You don't look like you're trying to trick me.
Akira, you can win.
Now...
I'll repeat it.
Then...
It's here.
Where is it?
It's here.
Oh...
Look, look.
What is it?
It's pretty white.
I'm winning.
She's going for a corner.
But...
The corner is here.
The corner is black.
But...
It's a strong corner.
Akira, you're taking it easy.
I don't know how you attack.
You don't know how you attack.
It's in the middle of the game.
Is there any chance of a bankruase?
Look!
There's one.
Good, good, good.
Now, Akira...
Now...
It's here, right?
You were aiming for it!
There are only four of these.
Is that all, Akira?
It's up here, right?
It's up there, right?
Oh, my God.
It's black.
It's a complete mess.
Black is...
It's a mess.
What's going to happen?
She's turning it over a lot.
Oh, no.
It's definitely a good match.
But I...
What?
Here.
How many did you find?
This is big.
She put it there.
What kind of size is it?
It's a good one.
This is...
It's a very good one.
Is she leading you, Akira?
It was kind of a trap, wasn't it?
Let's put it there.
Like this.
It's a number from now on.
There's not much black.
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
What's going on?
What?
It's kind of...
You're a little quiet right now.
You know you should put it there.
You put it in a cool place...
I noticed it.
Oh, no.
It's terrible.
You know it, but you put it there.
Here?
You can only put it there.
Oh, no!
What's going to happen?
Let's put it here.
Oh no, oh no, all at once, this one!
It's big, it's big!
Eh, wait!
Oh no!
What are you aiming for?
Oh, it's here.
Four of them, flip it over.
Okay.
But it's a good match.
It's a good match.
What's going to happen?
Oh, I see.
Whoa, whoa.
No, it's a really good match.
One, two, three!
Well, how about that?
Oh! A lot of...
All right!
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Oh, no.
It's not going over.
Oh, that's it.
I wonder if it's going over.
No, it's a good match.
It's a good match.
Now, where do you put it?
Let's see...
We don't want to lose either, so let's be quiet for now.
From now on, it's important.
Don't "mmmm" me.
What's with you?
You've done it.
This is a marriage-marriage battle.
Why do you say that?
Here it is.
Good job. You've defended it.
I borrowed it because it wasn't enough.
Two turns left.
This is a very good match.
It's a good match.
A little less white.
A little.
You're being spoiled.
It's okay.
Wow, it's dark.
It's dark.
I can see it.
I can see it well.
I can see it shining.
I can see it.
I can see it shining!
I can see it! It's here!
Nice! Nice! Nice!
This is a god's move!
A god's move!
Can I go here?
You can go diagonally.
This is a handicap.
Because it's on the edge.
Yes, it's a handicap.
Now!
This is...
Which one is it?
And in the end, Ano-chan...
Which one is it?
She flips it over.
Yes.
I don't know.
Me neither.
Wow!
Now...
Wow!
Time's up!
Wow! Wow!
You can't tell at first glance.
Here it is!
I want to win for the first time, Othello.
White - Ano-chan has 36.
Black - Akira has 28.
So, Ano-chan wins!
Yay!
I did it!
It was my first time.
It was really fun.
I think I raised the handicap too much.
I was just licking it.
Low-vocalist Yamanaka-san.
Yes.
What game do you play to win?
Nintendo 64...
version of Smash Bros.
The first Smash Bros.
Why is it Smash Bros.?
When we moved in,
four of us lived in one house.
Wow!
At the time, we were either making music or playing Smash Bros.
I see, I see.
And the loser would do muscle training.
That's nice.
We were training like that.
I don't think Smash Bros. will lose.
Let's play Smash Bros.
And...
Start!
Wow!
I'm going to choose a character...
Oh, you have all of them.
Pikachu!
Pikachu! Yes.
What about you, Anno-chan?
Have you ever played Smash Bros.?
I have, but I only have Switch.
Wow! But you do have Switch.
I do.
Then I'll go with Kirby.
What will you do with your hand, Yamanaga-san?
I can shave it down to 120%.
Wow!
I'll go with this one.
The wide one.
Then I won't shave it down to 120%.
Oh!
Then you can attack now, right?
Yes.
Then let's do it.
I'll make sure I don't die.
Oh, okay.
Oh!
He's already running away.
He's fast.
Wait, you need to know how to control it, right?
Yes.
I need to practice a little.
You're attacking me in a way I don't like.
Oh!
You're dancing in Smash!
So you're going to use that one.
I won't use it that much.
Ouch!
This is bad! I'm gonna die!
You'll try not to die, okay?
So you go back over there one more time.
Until 120%, right?
Go to the middle.
There's still 4%.
There's 4%.
Like a punch once, right?
Okay.
Can you do it like this?
He's got a 119% attack points, so —
I can take one more hit.
Oh!
Wow!
Alright, let's do it.
Ready, go!
Huh? He took something.
Oh, you threw it, right?
Oh, oh, he's up there!
He's running away.
But with one punch...
Whoa! There it is!
Whoa!
He broke it!
You'll pay for that!
Ah!
Stop it! Ah!
Hey, some weird barrel came out of it!
It's an item.
Whoa!
Wait, wait! Kirby's doing something!
How do you do that?
How did I do that just now?
Ano-chan's victory!
No way!
It's a smash!
I couldn't do anything!
BKW, failure!
Damn it!
Next up is Nakanishi-san.
Your character is Kirby.
Kirby, Kirby.
Shall we do it at the same spot?
Yes.
What is a smash? Is it facing down?
It's when you press A and down at the same time.
Until you reach 100%, attack.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
That's a lot of smashes!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Huh?
That's a lot of smashes!
That's a lot of smashes, too.
Up, up, and B.
At the same time...
Oh, like this.
Oh, this is amazing!
She's studying.
Ah!
Now...
Now, a little away...
Here we go!
Ready, start!
Now, Kirby's confrontation.
Are you good at this, Ano-chan?
That's scary, so be careful of that!
Ah, ah, ah...
Now, now, now...
Huh? What's going on?
25%.
Yellow Kirby...
Ah!
That's dangerous!
Ah!
Ahaha!
You didn't tell me!
Isht! Isht is doing it!
So you can't do bankruptcy.
Next, Suzuki-san of guitar.
What do you aim for bankruptcy?
Me and Akira have full marks in math for the center exam.
Yes.
So can you give us some quizzes?
Quiz competition?
Yes.
What does it mean?
It seems like Ano-chan is very good at quizzes.
All Star Appreciation Festival got second place in everything from cow mistakes to everything.
Sasaki is All Star No. 1.
It's a one-two combination.
No, I don't think I can beat Sasaki.
Sasaki is that amazing?
No, Sasaki is not that amazing.
Quiz, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Question.
In Spanish, “God’s Son” means “God’s Child”.
What is the phenomenon that the sea water temperature in Peru rises once every few years?
Do you know it?
El Niño phenomenon.
Yes, we know it.
We know it.
Thank you very much.
How do you know it?
I really don't know it.
Oh, I see. It's something like this.
Question.
Let's move on.
Originally, it was a term used for painting.
However, it didn't go well.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Sasaki, you're strong.
Sasaki and Loretz.
Thank you very much.
I know it.
It's too difficult.
Thank you very much.
Loretz didn't go well.
Quiz.
Let's do our best. Let's do our best.
If you ask me until the end, I can't win.
It's too quick.
Yes.
It's difficult.
It's very difficult.
What is the normal newspapers size used in "Hold Fuji" and "Journal Modern" and so on?
Let me answer it once.
"bion" or something like that.
"b"
"hansetsuban"
But it's like that.
It sounds delicious.
"hanbunban"
"koban"
Isn't it small?
It's good. It's good.
"timeover"
"tapuroid"
"kabukando"
Quiz.
What is the acronym of "ysl" and what is its name?
"ibusanlola"
- This is a quiz! - Nice!
- It's a serious quiz! - It's a quiz!
- Ano-chan, you got it, too! - I got it, when you said it!
- Ah! You should have pushed it! - Ah!
- You should have pushed it, when you said it! - I got it!
Question!
What does this picture represent?
- Shaved ice! - Yes, thank you!
- Shaved ice! - Shaved ice!
- You're good at this kind of thing! - This is fun!
- This is fun! - I like this kind of thing!
- Ah! This kind of thing! - This kind of thing exists, too!
Question!
This term is often used in the music industry.
- It is! - It is also used as a fashion term,
- What is it? - and refers to a combination of clothes and bags and shoes
that are of the same material and color.
Also, in French,
what is the word that means "together"?
- Huh? - "One tone"?
Oh, I see.
- Hana-chan! - "Together," shall we?
- "Together," shall we? - Hey, stop messing around!
- "Forte"! - Oh, I see!
- "Combination"! - Ah! "Time over"!
- Oh, man! - "Handsome"!
- "You are, you are, you are, you are"! - "You are, you are, you are, you are"!
Question!
In Greek, "inago-mame" means "bean"
and "carat" means "jewelry's weight".
- Wow! - Wow!
- That's fast! - That's good!
- I'm a Sasaki student council member! - Sorry, that was too fast!
- It's like you're in a team! - Next!
- Question! - Yes!
In Spanish, "nave" means "pot".
What do you call "submerged terrain" caused by mountain activities?
Oh!
"Caldera"?
- Wow! - Wow!
- Sasaki. - Yes?
- I'm counting on you.
- Question. - This is going to be a good match.
- In "Michelin Guide", where the face of the image character "Bibandam" is the symbol mark,
- what is the index that indicates a restaurant where you can enjoy a meal at a reasonable price?
- Index? - Huh?
- Ah!
- "Eat Log".
- No, no.
- No, no. - Why?
- This is bad.
- I'm getting mad.
- What index?
- What do you mean?
- Stars. - Stars.
- Three stars.
- By the way, that character is called "Bibandam".
- "Bibashran".
- Oh! - Oh!
- Five stars.
- No, three stars is a bad restaurant, right?
- No, no.
- Even higher grades?
- "Bibanran".
- Too bad.
- "Biban".
- No, no, no.
- That's too bad.
- That was a little expensive.
- "Bibguruma".
- I don't know.
- Please know, brothers.
- Question.
- What are the three words that are common in "hatena"?
- What do you mean?
- Eh?
- It's not a game?
- What do you mean?
- Ah, I see.
- I see.
- Time.
- I see.
- Nice game. Nice challenge.
- Very good match.
- Question.
- What is a planet with tens of times the mass of the sun...
- A black hole.
- Wow!
- As expected of Rike!
- That was quick.
- That's a black hole.
- It goes "gyo" at once in the middle of the night.
- That's cool.
- Question.
- When you eat cold food like shaved ice...
- Wow!
- When you eat cold food like shaved ice...
- Headache! - Nope!
- You should've said that earlier. - Ice cream phenomenon.
- Here is the second part of the quiz. - A headache you feel in your head or shoulder...
- What do you call it, depending on the food? - What?
- Shaved ice phenomenon. - This is different.
- Snowdrift phenomenon. - No, it's fine. Cold may be our answer.
The Ice Cream Army.
I see.
“Ice Cream”
The ice cream?
“Ice Cream”
“Youtube”
“Yuta Emonber”
That was close!
“Ice Cream”
You said it so close.
“Zuzker”
Here is the final question.
If you win this one, you win.
Let's go.
Question.
A type of hairstyle.
“The Regent”
You got it wrong!
Let's hear the rest of it.
A type of hairstyle.
“The Regent”
“Royal Street”
“Paris”
“London”
That's like a rock 'n' roll song.
The Oral Team.
“Ocerosumbra”
“Sunny Diano wins.”
For penalty games, shout out "food" four people at a time.
All right.
Start now.
TSUKEMEN! TSUKEMEN! TSUKEMEN!
Yurinchi! Yurinchi! Yurinchi!
It's cool, isn't it?
Ramune! Ramune! Ramune!
On sale! On sale! On sale!
Thank you very much!
It was a penalty game.
How did you like it?
Once again, I like it.
Ramune?
I lost the quiz.
You lost the quiz.
I should have answered Sasaki Gaosa, but I couldn't.
That's because you didn't answer any of the questions.
We're a team, Tako.
No, I was doing my best.
"Othello" and "Sumaburo" were also the best.
"Othello" is amazing, isn't it?
"Othello" is amazing.
It was fun, wasn't it?
It was fun.
Oh, it's good.
It's good.
Yay!
I know it well.
I'm getting used to it.
I don't know.
You're a woman.
"You're a woman."
What kind of famous saying is that?
Our song "Dicky Dundun" is streaming on Spotify.
Akira, what song is it?
It's a song you can sing with everyone even if you're doing a live performance.
Yes, please listen to it.
Thank you.