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So?
What are you doing?
Cutting.
Rolling beans.
Hey.
Hey, stop it.
Hey.
Stop it.
I'll say "ah," so put it in.
Can I?
Hey, lower person.
Lower person?
Huh?
I'll order you properly.
Lower person.
Lower person?
Hello.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Thank you for having us.
Please come in.
Thank you for having us.
Humbretters.
A dog band from Osaka who made their major debut in 2020 and were formed in 2015.
In October 2024, they will hold a solo live performance at the Japanese Budokan.
They came to sing "青春" from the lowest part of the school cast.
I see.
Thank you for having us.
In Osaka...
Yes.
That's right.
It's that, isn't it?
The universities...
Yes, that's right.
Everyone...
At Russia University...
That?
At the university I dropped out of...
Yes.
It's true, isn't it?
You're 30 years old, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
31 years old.
Huh?
So you probably went to the same...
We probably went to the same campus.
I see.
You did, didn't you?
I think so.
What about you, caster Uki?
It has nothing to do with me dropping out of school.
Oh, I see.
I joined too early.
Oh, I see, I see.
Yes, yes, yes.
So, you dropped out of school at the lowest part of the school cast.
Yes.
Was it like that?
Before high school, it was like that all the time.
Yes.
A bad student life.
It was like that.
When I was in my second year of high school...
Yes.
There was a girl I liked.
And I wanted her to come and watch my live performance because I was in a band with her.
Isn't it nice?
At a cultural festival...
"I'm doing a live performance here tomorrow, so please come and watch it."
I emailed her.
The next morning, before it even started...
"No way."
It's like...
Making fun of people.
Yes, making fun of people.
Oh, I see.
It's funny, isn't it?
Yes.
This is it.
Yes.
Well, let me show you.
Oh, yes.
Oh, this is it.
It looks pretty dark.
Yes.
Which one is who?
But Mutsumuro-san is...
This is me. These two.
Oh, two of you.
Yes.
What is this picture of you doing?
What picture is it?
Isn't it "L" from "Death Note"?
The way you sit.
You look like a cat.
Yes, I want to be like "L".
Oh, I see.
Yes, and "L" is a little...
He doesn't say anything.
I see.
He likes sweet things and is an introverted character.
Yes.
And when he doesn't say anything, he really doesn't have any friends.
When we were in elementary school, we all played dodgeball a lot.
Yes.
Don't elementary school students love dodgeball so much?
We love it!
We all love it.
I used to make milk caps by myself.
By yourself?
Yes.
I used to think about how I could draw a cool dragon on them.
You're a man.
The one in the upper right corner.
This is me.
Delash.
Are you in high school?
I think I was in second year of middle school.
Hmm...
This is me in middle school.
I'm really dark.
Oh, you are?
You've grown up.
You're right.
You've grown up.
I really didn't have many friends.
I was embarrassed to sit alone in class.
I was always walking like I had something to do.
That's cute.
I was embarrassed.
That's cute.
I see.
But like...
Where did you learn that hairstyle?
Oh, you're right.
It doesn't come off at all.
You're right.
Can I talk to you for a second?
Your hairstyle is hard to cheer for, isn't it?
No, it's not like that.
It's true.
It was four years ago that I made my first major debut.
At first, everyone had a hairstyle like mine.
Oh, I see.
And who was it?
Who was it?
My grandmother didn't tell me.
And you, caster Uki.
Yes, it's me.
When was this?
I think it was when I was in middle school.
Wow, you're young.
I'm young.
How about you, caster Uki? When you were a student?
When I was a student, I really couldn't exercise.
When I was in middle school, there was a physical education class.
You had to make a room and stand up like a fish stand.
I was so scared of that.
It's scary, isn't it?
I said, "I forgot my gym clothes."
"Oh, I'll go get them."
That's how I made my time.
Wow, that's sad.
You were slacking off.
I was slacking off.
Uki's Kansai dialect is very calming.
Is it?
It's got a great intonation.
Is it?
These guys haven't used Kansai dialect at all since they really started working.
They're like, "Let's slack off."
No, no, no.
Thank you very much.
It's nothing like that.
The person on the bottom left.
Isn't this Kijima?
Yes, it's Kijima.
Huh? It's completely different.
Oh, it's completely different.
I'm sorry.
It's completely different, isn't it?
Yeah.
The atmosphere is completely different.
At the time, it was my graduation photo.
High school.
It was my high school graduation photo.
On my graduation album, I often wrote things like "female students."
But I didn't like that kind of culture.
So I was standing there with this really happy smile.
Wow, you're sharp.
You're sharp.
But...
Except for Kijima, everyone else was standing in line.
I was like, "When is Kijima the only one sitting?"
That's crazy.
When the last chime rang, we went straight to the car repair shop and fixed the car.
That's scary, Kijima-san.
But the craziest thing for me was...
When I was in second year of high school, there was a cultural festival.
Since I liked anime, we formed an anison band.
I was cosplaying as a maid with my friends.
That's crazy.
K-on was really popular in anime.
In one scene, the bassist, Mio-chan, was wearing a maid outfit.
I got it from somewhere and wore it.
That's nice. Anison band.
Only Sadaki-san became an ally.
The members weren't allies at all.
But...
You're a cheerful person, right?
When you wore a maid outfit at a cultural festival, you stood out.
You weren't that type of person?
When I was mixed with other sports teams...
I was like, "I'm okay now."
That's the scariest thing for me.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's dark.
It's dark.
Is it still dark for you, Mutsumuro-san?
I'm really lost about it.
What are you lost about?
When you're in your 30s and you're shy...
It's dark.
It's kind of lame.
What are you talking about? It's fun.
I have a favor to ask you today.
Yes.
What is it?
Well...
On a show like this...
In the survey, "Do you have any special skills?"
People ask me that, but...
We were in a band because we didn't have any special skills, but...
We can't write "guitar" in our songs...
I see.
It's kind of hard to come up with something if you don't have any special skills, right?
Yes, that's right.
I was really worried about that...
I'd like you to think about it with me.
What should we do?
That's a good idea.
Ano-chan, give me some advice.
Okay...
First of all...
Don't you have any special skills?
I used to...
Fla-foop...
Once...
I was lost in my mind and it was a different TV show...
I just did Fla-foop...
And it made a lot of noise...
Are you good at it?
Yes, I'm good at it.
No, you can't do that...
I see...
But you did it on a show...
That's right.
Who's the host?
What?
Who is it?
I'm curious...
You're not good at it, are you?
You made me do it...
You're not good at it...
Who is it?
It's Kazu-Lazer-san...
That's unexpected...
Kazu-san...
Can you show me Fla-foop?
I'd like you to show me Fla-foop...
Is it in here?
Is it okay?
Isn't it this one?
The color is really cute...
Yes, Fla-foop is good...
Then I'll go this way...
Okay...
Isn't it good?
I'll try it...
Wow, that's amazing...
Oh, you can do it forever...
Wow, that's amazing...
Your face doesn't change...
I wonder if it'll be like that for you, too, Kazulaser...
No, no, that's not good.
But it's amazing, really.
It's amazing, amazing.
Well, but...
I see.
If it doesn't have a plus alpha...
I see.
I wonder if it's hard to come up with something.
There's a recorder.
I'll try the recorder.
Yes.
Thank you.
Oh, that's amazing.
Oh, that's good. That's really good.
Can you draw a picture or something?
Oh, a picture or something.
Can you draw something for me?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Oh, that's amazing. Really.
No, no, no.
Oh, a picture or something?
A picture or something.
How about a big cut?
Oh!
I'd like to try it. I'd like to try it.
That's really good.
A big cut?
A big cut.
If you can do that, you'll be amazing.
A big cut or something.
I think about a topic in the morning and answer it at night. I've been doing it alone lately.
That's right, that's right.
I feel like I need a TV or something like that.
No, no, no.
If you can do a big cut while fla-hooping like that, you'll sell a lot.
Oh, really?
It's too amazing.
Ano-chan, can you give me a number?
What? I can't give you a big cut topic.
I see.
I don't know.
I'll give you a topic.
Okay.
Let's see...
I don't like this kind of Ano-chan.
What kind of Ano-chan?
Um...
Wow, you're improvising.
You're very quick-tempered.
I really don't like quick-tempered people.
I don't like quick-tempered people.
You're very quick-tempered.
Oh, okay?
Okay.
I don't like this kind of Ano-chan. What kind of Ano-chan?
I'll get a job at a gallery.
That's a good one.
I might have said a better one.
I'm sorry.
Let's do a really big cut topic.
Okay.
One more.
"This fortune teller...
Today...
She came to see me.
What did you do?"
Wow, that's funny.
That's a good topic.
"This fortune teller...
Today...
She came to see me.
Go ahead.
"Today...
She came to see me.
You like comedy, don't you?
I like comedy, but...
It hurts me to say that I like comedy.
You like comedy.
I can feel it.
You like comedy.
Comedy...
It's really amazing.
You don't fall down at all.
That's good.
I couldn't accept it.
It's amazing.
Can you throw me some beans?
That's good.
Because we are lonely.
I'll eat you.
It's over.
I'm sorry.
Hey...
It's amazing.
It's really good.
I'll cut you more.
I'm sorry.
What are you good at?
I'm good at playing table tennis.
I've been playing table tennis since I was in elementary school.
Table tennis...
Yes.
I only know how to rotate a racket.
Rotate a racket...
What does "rotate a racket" mean?
Rotate a racket...
Does it mean that?
What does it mean?
It's too plain.
What does "rotate a racket" mean?
It's too plain.
But you can do something while rotating a racket, can't you?
No?
Other than table tennis, you don't have to be good at anything.
For example, you can calculate fast.
Don't you have something like that?
If I had something like that, I'd draw it.
You can't say no.
What?
Why?
"Nei" "ustra" "u" "tatsu" "ni"
You can't say it from here.
- From where the rhythm changes? - That's right.
- I didn't remember it. - Is it like that, Mr. Terashi?
- Yes. - Can you say all 12 constellations?
Wow, I can't say constellations.
- I wonder if that's possible, like... - That's true.
- It's really boring. - But you know...
I've been doing this "ton, ton, ton" with young feet all the time.
Are you good at quizzes?
- I might be pretty good at it. - Really?
- Even though you don't know it? - I don't know it.
- You can't do common sense, can you? - This guy.
- This guy. - Ah!
- This is hard. - Yeah.
I don't know it.
- Then...
- Out of all the prefectures... - Yes?
- Out of all the prefectures with animals in them...
- Answer three of them. - That's interesting.
- Like, "ping pong if you get it right" and pose. - Right, that's important.
- "ping pong." - Kumamoto prefecture.
- Oh. - Tottori prefecture.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Gunma prefecture. - Oh!
- Correct! - Oh!
- "ping pong." - What is this?
- Ah, that's good. - Thank you.
- That's really good. - Thank you.
- There's something you want to do in Niwa. - Yes.
- This. Do you know it? - What is it?
- This is a digital chamber called "sassen." - I see.
- I really can't exercise. - I see.
- I've never won a competition or anything like that. - I see.
- One of the hosts said, "If you do this, you'll win." - I see.
- "sassen." - "sassen."
- Do you know it, Ano-chan? - I don't know it.
- You touch the ball up to five times per person. - Oh!
- Like this. - Five times?
- If you hit it, the color changes. - I see.
- And you win. - I see.
- But you don't have a lot of exercise nerves. - I see.
- So it's possible for anyone to win. - That's true.
- Excuse me, but the person who wins... - Yes?
Please do a cool pose.
- A pose as far away from the person who won. - I see.
Yes, yes, yes. Please do a cool pose.
Sounds good.
- Shall we decide the champion today? - Oh, shall we?
First of all, who and who will do it?
- Will you do it, Ano-chan and Mutsumoro-san? - Yes.
- Ah, here it is. - Ano-chan, you look like you're good at this.
- Yes. - Right?
- I don't know, but I'm usually like this. - Just do your best.
- Let's do it. - Do your best.
- If you win, do a cool pose. - Ready, go!
- I don't want to do a cool pose. - No, no, you can do it.
- Do your best! - Oh!
- Go, go! - They're looking at each other.
- Fight! - Oh!
- Did you do it? - Oh, my! Oh, my! Oh, my!
- Oh, my! Oh, oh! - Oh, paint, paint!
- Paint, step and... - Oh, you can do it, you can do it!
- Step and paint. - Fight! - Oh, oh!
- Hey, hey, hey! - Hahaha!
- Oh, nice! - Shake it! Shake it!
- Dance battle! - No, no, no! Dance battle!
Hey, hey, what are you doing?! Don't show me your back!
- What are you doing?! - Oh, wait!
- Oh! - Oh, my! Oh, my!
- You did it! - Yes!
- Yano-chan won! - Thank you for doing it for me!
- What is this?! - What is this?!
- Uzumuro-san, Yano-chan won! - Yes!
- You're so lame! - You're so cool!
- You're so lame! - Hahaha!
That's a woman's pose.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- Okay, next. - Oh!
- Okay, it's me against Derashi. - Oh!
- Okay, it's... - Fuki-san versus Derashi-san.
- Okay! - Okay, Kijima-san...
- You can do it! - ...can you say a few words of encouragement?
- Fuki-kun! You can do it! - Thank you very much!
- Oh, my! - Oh, my!
- Wonderful! - This is fun!
Okay, let's go. Ready...
- Start! - Oh, scary, scary, scary!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- Fuki-kun, you can do it! - Fuki-kun, you can do it!
- Okay... - Oh, my!
- It's pretty hard to do it. - Oh, my! Oh, my!
- You're so lame! - But you did it just now, didn't you?
- Why?! - You can do it! You can do it!
- Oh! - You can't win. You can't win.
- You can't win. - Oh!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Yes! - Uki's victory!
- Yes! - Oh, you're so cool!
- Wow, you're so cool!
- Uki's amazing! - You're amazing!
- Uki's advanced to the finals. - You're amazing!
- Yes! - Congratulations!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Uki's final match, Uki Caster versus Ano-chan! - Yay! Yay! Yay!
- Uki, are you confident? - I'm not!
- Why? - Ano-chan is exciting and if you want to beat him up, you can find him online.
- Yes! - Ano-chan is good at fighting online.
"Ukicaster vs. Ano" matchup. Ready, set, go!
Go, go, go!
It's decided by one hit.
Because you...
Oh, one hit, two hits.
It's serious.
I'm scared.
Uki's waist is pulling back.
Her waist is pulling back.
She's struggling with her steps.
Oh, good, good.
Go, go, go!
I'm scared.
Watch your back. Watch your back.
Watch your back.
Watch your back, Kaito.
Good, good.
Stay calm, stay calm.
Who will attack first?
How do you win?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
There's no one underneath me.
I was surprised.
Alright, alright, alright.
Alright.
That's too bad.
Ano's victory!
Alright, let's do a cool pose.
Three, two, one, go!
Well, that's worrisome.
Ani-jewelry is bad.
Cool.
Ani-jewelry.
Was it fun?
Yes, it was fun.
Thank you very much.
Will you sing for us today?
Oh, yes!
That's right.
We're going to perform our new song, "Action"!
"Action"!
We often think too much about many things, and we're the type of people who can't move quickly,
but we're going to perform "Action"!
Yes!
Then, please sing for us here!
Thank you for having me!
- What's up? - Huh? What's up?
- Wow, like, I'm tired. - Well, you know...
I'm sweating. It was harder than I thought.
You hit two shots at the end.
Oh, yeah, I...
Well, I thought I'd be able to get away if I hit it here once.
- You hit it and it hit you? - Oh, yeah, yeah.
Wow.
- I'm tired. - You're tired?
You know, recently...
Can you stop calling me "bottom person"?
- No! - Can you?
What do you call me, then?
Sasaki.
- It wasn't Sasaki... - It's Sasaki!
...who hit me.
Sasaki is dangerous.
- Right, "bottom person"? - Hey, stop it.
Stop it.
The action we showed you today is streaming on Spotify!
It's a song about trying different things with action.
Please give it a listen!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
The podcast "den-den-den" is funny.
- Huh? Sasaki, you listen to it, too? - Yeah.
This partner is nice.
Their relationship is good and it's popular.
Should we do a debt collection in that crappy field?
- Shut up, octopus! - Octopus...