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(Laughter)
Ah, that's nice.
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(Crickets)
Welcome, welcome.
It's a telegraph goods.
Oh, what are you doing, An-chan?
Um...
A telegraph goods that collaborated with Shimamura will be sold.
Eh, Ano Shimamura?
Ano Shimamura.
That's a lot of stuff.
It is. What's up with this amount of stuff?
Look at the socks, aren't they cute?
(Laughter)
These are room shoes.
And a cushion.
Nice.
And pants.
Oh, it's me.
This is seriously cute.
(Laughter)
Isn't it nice?
It's mostly me, right?
That's right.
(Laughter)
Right?
No, I noticed it well.
Ah, Ano-chan is here.
Which one? Ah, you're right.
A bag with a charm.
Do you sell your clothes, too?
That's right.
Eh, that's amazing.
This one I'm wearing now is a jersey.
Wow, that's amazing.
Besides, I have this hair band, too.
That's nice.
Isn't it nice?
This one, too.
A colored pad.
Wow.
This one, too.
Ano-chan has one, too.
Eh, really?
Oh.
Yes, this one.
Ta-dah!
Ah!
I'm glad.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
It's cheap.
It's easy for students, too.
I see, it's cheap.
Ta-dah!
Everyone, please buy it.
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
We are X-WISE!
Nice to meet you!
Please have a seat.
Our names are...
Nao.
I'm Nao.
I'm the energetic one in X-WISE.
You're energetic.
I'm Maho.
Maho.
I recently dyed my hair red.
I'm Mikina.
People sometimes call me "face guarantor".
I saw you on TikTok as a handsome guy.
I'm Yuki.
I'm a sweet girl.
I'm a positive sweet girl.
A sweet girl.
Ano-chan, please introduce your X-WISE profile.
X-WISE.
X-WISE debuted in 2017 as Bish's little sister.
X-WISE debuted two years ago in 2017.
X-WISE is famous for their stylish dance performances.
You're WACK9, right?
Yes.
Could you show me your dance?
I'd like to see it.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Please!
Cool!
Wow!
Wow, cool.
It's cool, isn't it?
Yes.
It's also the only song I know from Wack.
Wow, I'm happy.
I heard that Okayama Amane-kun really likes "Empire".
So I listened to it.
Wow, I'm happy.
Like "Mad Love" and "Originals".
Wow.
Yes.
I'm happy.
As soon as I heard it, I became an EXO idol.
I'm very happy.
Before I became an idol, I went to Ano-chan's concert.
Really?
She was my first check-in in my life.
She was my first fan.
You have a lot of fans.
Yes.
I'm happy that there are people like that sometimes in Wack.
I'm happy.
Why aren't you here today?
Sleepy every day.
I should have slept.
It's a mental weakness to like you.
I see, I see.
Yes, yes. How about you, Ano-chan?
We're pretty noisy.
Oh, really?
I'm like, "Maybe you don't like it?"
I'm kind of nervous.
When the video plays, it's really noisy.
It's noisy.
Yes, it looks like this and I'm like, "Whoa!"
I want to see it from a distance.
Well, today we're going to reveal the mysterious side of X-WISE.
That's why we've prepared this show.
Den Den Doubt!
Now, the four of you will each tell us an episode about yourselves.
But only one of you is lying.
Ano-chan, you have to find out who's lying and shout out "den den doubt!"
If you get it right, X-WISE will punish you.
If you get it wrong, Ano-chan will punish you.
I can't think of anything.
The punishment is air current.
Please give us an air current reaction.
Oh, no!
That's the worst!
Okay, let's start with Yuuki-san.
Okay!
When I was in high school, I worked part-time at a call center.
They had sales every month, but I had worked part-time several times before becoming first place.
In high school?
Yes.
How much was that salary?
There was a contract with Apodori, and if you went to Apodori, you got 5,000 yen.
If you went to the contract, you got a 10,000 yen bonus.
That's detailed!
5,000 yen per person?
Yes, that's right.
What kind of sales did you do?
I recommended All-Denka.
Wow!
Can you do it again? Call Ano-chan and say sales.
Okay.
Hello, sorry for bothering you.
I'm X-wise from a company.
We're doing well.
Do you know how much gas it costs?
No, I don't know.
How many people in your family?
Why do I have to say it?
That's right.
I see.
But you're treated like this, right?
Yes, we are.
Right?
Don't you feel bad?
I'm getting used to it.
That's it.
How about you, Mikina?
When I was a student, I was like a potato.
This is a picture of me when I was a student.
I see.
I wanted to be popular, so I've been working hard since then.
You're a different person now.
I have some memories, but it's different now.
Yamaho-san.
Yes.
I was born and raised in Minato-ku.
I'm President Reijo.
President Reijo?
Yes.
That's rare.
My dad used to own a horse.
There was a horse-riding club.
Horse-riding?
I don't think you can ride a horse in general.
You can't?
I have a picture of it.
You have a picture of it?
What?
You have a picture of it?
That's amazing.
So it's true.
What kind of horse was it?
It was...
Java.
Yes.
It was a Java club.
Java.
Nao-san.
Yes. When I was in high school, I was in the fencing club and won first place in the prefecture and competed in national competitions.
Wow!
First place in the prefecture?
Yes.
Where are you from?
I'm from Yamagata.
First place in Yamagata?
Yes.
Fencing club?
Yes.
That's rare. Was there a fencing club in high school?
Can we see you move a little?
Yes.
Can you do the first greeting?
Yes.
Good morning!
Hello!
Wow!
Hello!
Wow!
Do you have to know how to do it?
I'm sure you were fencing.
But you might have won first place in the prefecture.
Wow! That's hard!
That's hard!
Anyway...
What should we do?
You said you won first place in the fencing club, didn't you?
I'm sure I won first place in the prefecture.
"Jabba" was suspicious, too.
Suspicious... "Jabba"?
"Jabba"?
I don't remember the name of the horse in this picture.
Maybe you lied about it.
That's right.
Who do you think lied about it?
Please declare it.
Maho!
Doubt!
The one who lied about it is...
Who is it?
It's me!
Yay!
You can do it!
It's not "jaba"!
It was "jaba"!
So, everyone, the call center and the fencing...
It's amazing.
It's true.
It's amazing.
"Jaba"!
Is this a big lie?
It's a big lie!
Where are you from?
I'm from Yamagata Prefecture.
Oh, you're from Yamagata!
It's important!
Is that so?
Yes.
Okay, X-Wise, you lost.
Here's the penalty game.
Air current, please!
One, two...
Wonderful.
That's great!
Wonderful!
Would you like to ask one more question?
This is frustrating!
I love gorillas.
I often go to the zoo by myself to see gorillas.
Gorillas...
Yes, they don't look like tough guys.
But when you think about it, they're like boys who play with their friends.
You like gorillas...
Gorillas...
Yes.
Do you have a favorite gorilla?
I especially like Shabani from Higashiyama Zoo.
When I went to Nagoya for a tour, I went to see him.
Higashiyama Zoo in Nagoya...
This is Shabani-kun's poster.
Is this you, Yuuki-san?
Yes.
If this is a lie, did you go there just to get this picture?
I just happened to get it.
I don't like it that much, but I made it into an episode.
Nakamura Ward Disaster Prevention Association...
Isn't this a disaster prevention poster?
Disaster prevention poster?
From the fire station.
But it says "Shabani".
That's right.
It said "Shabani".
So...
She said "The gorilla's name is Honma", right?
I see.
Then, Ms. Mikina, let's go.
I am...
This is how I usually look like in a live show.
- My muscles are broken... - Wow, that's amazing.
I'm thin.
And for this body shape maintenance,
since the time the group name changed, I've been banning bread all the time.
- What? - I haven't eaten it all the time.
No bread?
That's right. It's been about two years now.
You don't want to eat it?
I really want to eat it, but...
You don't eat pizza either, do you?
No, I don't eat pizza either.
What about wheat?
Wheat...
To explain it in detail, curry has wheat in it, right?
I eat that kind of stuff a lot,
but I don't eat any bread at all.
- I don't know about this. - It's hard.
- You're originally thin. - I know.
I love bread.
You might have something like "I ate it again today", right?
Yeah...
Well, Maho-san, let's go with you.
Yes.
For a while, I was active under the name "Poop".
What?
Don't lie!
- Is that so? - Yeah.
- You're too wack. - It's not like that.
You're showing off your wackness.
Poop?
It's like the era of "Empire",
- so I was active under "Poop Empire". - Oh, I see.
Why?
Everyone in the agency went out to eat.
President Watanabe was there, too.
- It was like that. - You're too wack.
You can't say no?
But it was about three months since I joined.
You didn't like it?
I didn't like it.
Even when I introduced myself,
- I had to say my name. - Yeah.
So I tried to say it in a cool way.
Like what?
I'm Poop Empire.
Something like that.
- That's really funny. - Yeah.
- And you, Nauchi-san? - Yes.
- What is it? - My name is...
Evo-ji.
What?
Don't lie!
It's been like that since I realized it in 2022.
We've been living together for two years now.
Don't you take it off?
It seems like I need surgery or something.
- It's not that painful. - I see.
- So when you're sitting or dancing... - When I'm dancing...
It doesn't feel weird at all.
When I go to the bathroom, it's like, "Oh yeah, you were there."
- Oh, I see. - Yeah.
- So what do you think of it? - Huh?
There's a lie in this, right?
This is a little hard.
It's hard!
Evo-ji? Does everyone know about it?
Is it popular?
- Is it your first time saying it? - When I was in Empire...
I wrote Evo-ji's lyrics and released it as a song.
- What kind of song? - I don't know about that.
It's "Earth Free."
I wrote the lyrics like...
Get out of my way. It hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
It's my first time and I can't move.
- I wrote the lyrics like that. - Is it a solo song?
- With a graph? - With a graph.
- With a hook? - Yes, I wrote Evo-ji.
- So you don't say Evo-ji, but... - Yes.
- Wow. - It sounds real.
It's amazing that lyrics like that come out now.
But "Poop Empire" is...
Is it for real?
- Saying it in a cool way. - It was a complete mess.
It was a complete mess.
Poop Empire.
- "Gorilla" or "bread"? - "Gorilla" or "bread"?
Right?
- "Gorilla"? - "Gorilla"?
You didn't just take a picture of me hanging from a tree.
You take pictures of animals and gorillas every time.
- Yes, I do. - But you don't have that picture.
- That's right. It's just a poster. - It's a mobile phone.
- Yes, it's a mobile phone. - That's good.
- You're a famous detective. Certainly, you didn't take a picture with a real gorilla. - Yes.
- Anyway... - Bread.
- Bread.
- Well, but this is... - Bread.
- You don't say "bro" when you ask a question, do you? - I say "bread" when I'm in a bad mood.
- That's suspicious. - I say "bread" when I'm in a bad mood.
- You say "bread" when you're in a bad mood, don't you? - Yes.
- There's a possibility that Maho leaked this picture. - No, I didn't.
- No, I didn't.
- Don't worry about it. - Don't worry about it.
- I say "bread" when I'm in a bad mood. - Yes.
- I say "bread" when I'm in a bad mood. - Pano-chan, please make a declaration.
- I say "bread" when I'm in a bad mood. - Miki's doubt.
- Come on. - Please.
- The one who was lying... - Please. Please. Please.
- Please. - Please.
- It's me. - Yes!
- Yes! Yes! - Yes!
- Yes! Yes! - Yes! Yes!
- So... - Yes!
- The penalty game is "air current". - Please.
- Poop is real air conditioner.
- Poop-chan. - Poop-chan.
- One, two... - One, two...
- Hey! - Hey!
- What's this? - What's this?
Okay, wonderful.
Panga doubts.
I really love bread.
But I can't stand it at all.
- I see. - You eat it and...
It's important.
I ate hot dog yesterday, too.
- Do you like gorillas? - Yes.
- Do you really like them? - Yes.
- You don't like them? - No.
I'm worried about you.
It's true.
- I feel sorry for you. - It's been a month.
- I see. - I see.
What did you think about being in "Poop Empire"?
We had to call it "poop", too.
No way!
It was a big secret.
It's not about me, so...
- It's not a big deal for me. - It's really interesting.
- I see. - Iboji is real, too.
- I see. - Yes.
I see.
You look happy.
- You're energetic. - I know.
Now that we know about X-WISE,
let's move on to the next segment.
Denden Club!
Yo, I'm DJ Sasaki.
What's that?
X-WISE is all about the cool dance we do ourselves.
So we're going to have you dance to all of our songs!
That's rare.
But dancing is boring.
According to the music and topic I'm going to play,
let's see who's the most excited to dance!
Here's the music you'll be dancing to!
Wow, that's a lot of music.
- Wow, he's dancing! - You're good, Sasaki!
You're good.
It's too long.
That's enough.
- That's enough. - Yeah, that's enough.
- Now, the topic is... - Yes.
X-WISE
- The dance when you find the right type of man. - What?
- You'll be playing the role of a man. - Okay.
- Ready, set, go! - Who's going first?
- Now! - Yes!
- When you find the right type of man... - No, no, no!
- Great! - No!
- No... - That's...
- That's pretty much it. - Pretty much.
- Wow! - Yes, yes, yes, yes...
- Ah, Ibochi! - Yes!
- Yuki! - What's this?
- Yes, yes, yes... - Wow!
- Oh, seduction! - Wow!
- Shaving! - Yes!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Yes! - Wow!
- Wow!
- That's perfect! Come on, come on, come on!
- Here we go! - Oh!
- Oh, slow! - Oh!
- Oh!
- Careful! - Careful!
- Socialist! - Socialist!
- The two socialists... - Yes, yes, yes, yes...
- Ah! - Ah!
- Ah, that's the pattern! - This pattern, right?
- It's the right one! - Yes!
- When you find a type of man! - Yes!
- Yes, shave your hair! - Yes, shave your hair!
- Ah, that face line is... - Face line appeal!
- From there... - That's a pretty profile!
- Face line appeal! - Face line appeal!
- Ah, that's enough! - Ah, that's enough!
- How was it for you, Anno-chan? - No, at first, I was like, "Wow!", and then the wind blew me away...
- The wind, right? - But Nao-san, you overpowered me!
- Ah, thank you! - Ah, thank you!
- How about you, Maho? - Me?
- No, no, just the A-shape four times... - Four times...
- It's like, "It's definitely not a holiday..." - It's like, "It's definitely not a holiday..."
- Alright! Here's the music you'll be listening to next!
Ah, it's kind of stylish.
The theme is...
After puking in your senpai's house,
you have to do a sound and smell deception dance!
What kind of dance is that?
Ano-chan, you'll be playing senpai.
Alright!
Start!
Alright, who'll go first? Who'll go first?
Anyone is fine.
Oh, Maho!
Is this alright?
Alright.
Alright, after puking...
Ah, ah, ah!
W-wait a minute. Wait a minute, please.
Alright.
Listen carefully...
What is this guy doing?
He went home, he went home.
Alright!
Right!
Alright, right.
You don't have an image of it, do you?
Ah, it's kind of like...
Did it come out?
That's good.
Ah, that's good.
He's spreading it out.
He's deceiving you.
He's also deceiving you with his sound.
Ah, that's good.
That's good.
That's really good.
Alright, how is it?
Alright.
Oh!
Let's go, Nami!
Ah, she did it.
Ah, she caught it!
She caught the root of the smell.
Alright, put it all together...
She ate it!
She ate it, digested it, and went home!
Alright, Yuki!
Alright, here it comes.
Ah, it came out!
It came out, Onara.
What are you going to do?
You're going to blame someone else.
That's enough!
You guys are funny.
It was so funny.
You're wonderful.
You're the best.
You're so funny.
Yuki, don't blame someone else.
You're mean, right, Maho?
What? Listen carefully.
What is that?
It's like Taichi was playing it.
It doesn't end.
So, Ano-chan is different?
She's different.
I see.
The last song is...
Dance to cheer up friends who are down.
With this music...
Dance to cheer up friends who are down.
Ano-chan will be the down-and-out friend.
Please be down-and-out.
Alright, let's go!
Dance and cheer up! Start!
Dance to cheer up friends who are down.
Here it comes! Mikina!
Go! Go!
Go, Ano-chan!
Nice!
Go, Ano-chan!
Here it comes!
Nao is here, too!
Go!
You're doing it together!
Go, Ano-chan!
Great!
Go, Ano-chan!
Yuki is here, too!
Go, Ano-chan!
Awesome!
Go, Ano-chan!
Maho is...
Maho is doing something!
Go, Ano-chan!
Maho is here!
Go, Ano-chan!
Ano-chan!
Yuki will do a pose!
Promotion B!
What?
Stop right there!
Great!
It's a group performance.
How about you, Ano-chan?
No, I'm about to cry even more.
What? Even more?
Yes.
But it's great.
You're the best, everyone.
We're good friends.
You're good friends, right?
I was able to convey a lot of good things.
Thank you.
I feel like I've used up everything now.
When we're all back together again...
Please come.
I'll go dancing anytime.
Thank you very much.
Bye-bye.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
What's up?
It was funny.
The fart thing was funny.
I want to repeat it one more time.
No, it's like that.
It's like watching a comic theater with a crowd.
It was really funny.
Everyone has a different pattern.
That's right.
That's amazing, isn't it?
I'm about to cover it up.
That's right.
You faced the variety show with all your might.
It's like a model.
It was a model.
We, X-WISE's new song "Twitter's Sour" is being distributed on Spotify.
It's a beautiful summer song packed with sweetness.
Please listen to it.