AISubs v3.7
Huh? What's that guitar?
That's a guitar I stole from Takaya Kawasaki.
Huh? Oh, the one I bought and got?
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
But you don't use it.
No, I don't.
Right, if you got it for me.
What made you start playing guitar?
Oh, my parents did it.
Oh, really?
My aunt was in a band.
Huh?
So I always had a guitar at home.
Oh, really?
And my brother did it, too.
I wasn't the only one.
So I had no choice but to do it.
How old were you?
About the time I entered this world.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
A week later, they told me to do it because I'd play it at a concert.
A week later, I did something really weird.
Huh?
Yeah, that's how it started.
Hello.
Oh, hello.
Hello. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. I'm Ano-chan.
I'm Ano-chan.
I'm Ano-chan. Nice to meet you.
I'm Ano-chan.
I'm Gomusata.
I'm Koubue. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Koubue, a singer-songwriter with a vocaloid song.
In 2022, I made my major debut with "Heart",
and my unique voice and vocaloid songs became a hot topic,
and the number of views exceeded 20 million times.
The music video for my 4th ending song "Jouzai" in the anime "Ken Souman"
attracted more than 18 million viewers.
I'm a super-rich artist who writes, composes, draws, and even makes videos.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Wait.
Huh?
This is a present for you.
Wow!
It's a present.
Yay!
I'm so happy.
I'm happy.
It's digital.
I'm sorry it's printed, but this is it.
Wow!
Do you see it?
Wow!
It's so nice!
It's so cool!
It has a cool taste.
It's so cool!
I'm happy.
It's not loose.
It's dark.
It's more dark.
Wow!
I'm happy.
I thought this kanji would suit you, so I put it on thickly.
Thank you.
I'll eat it.
Let's decorate it.
I'm happy.
It's so good.
There's Sasaki, too.
Wow!
It's called "Touboe".
Yes.
Why is it called "Touboe"?
It's because I like dogs.
Simply.
While you're writing songs and releasing them,
you're the brightest when you're biting people or being cynical.
There's a word like "losing dog running away" every month, isn't there?
Losing dog running away
That's right.
Do you think you're better than them?
Oh, but I'm a lot better than them.
I was below the hierarchy of the class, and I was a student who wasn't good at it.
The other day, there was a big drink party at Vocaloid P.
When I went there, I didn't have a name for my name when I was invited.
Wow, huh?
"Huh?" I was like, and then I was asked by Vocaloid P, "what's up?"
No, I don't have a name for this reason.
"Huh, you're not supposed to come," I was told.
Huh?
At that time, I participated in it and went home in the first round, so I'm not suitable for it anymore.
Poor you.
No, no, no, no.
Even though everyone printed it out, I was the only one who wrote "huh?" behind something and smiled like "I want to die."
"You're not supposed to come," you say.
Who is it?
Huh?
Is it Fuwa-chan?
No, it's not.
Who is it?
Wow!
That guy!
That guy...
I wasn't sure if he was good or not.
No, on the contrary, I think he has a higher hierarchy.
Yeah, he's higher, and I think he's about half a joke.
That's funny.
It sounds like it.
But still, his aura is amazing.
His aura.
That's why...
His aura is amazing.
I see, I see.
He was overwhelmed.
It's like a group joke.
That's probably it.
I'll keep it in mind, though.
When I drink with him,
if he says something like that,
I'll never be able to leave.
I'll go home.
It's tough, isn't it?
If he says something like that, I'll be depressed.
Yeah.
I'll say "thanks" or something like that.
I'd say it right away, but...
You'd say it, wouldn't you?
I'd say it right away, but...
I'd say it right away, but I couldn't.
Do you have such feelings for music, too?
Yeah.
When I first started vocal, I was angry.
I've been changing my motivation a lot lately.
It's tough, but...
It's tough for me, too, so...
I want to push myself so hard that I don't overdo it.
I don't want to say, "You can do it, so do your best."
In that sense, I support her.
What about you, Ano-chan?
I have a lot of dark feelings, too.
I make songs that support me in my own way.
I've been making songs like that lately.
But I say "thanks" and "thank you" to the lyrics.
Shindorgun.
Hito Shindorgun.
It's dark.
It's dark, but I support it.
In your own...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have it like a house.
Yes.
How did you meet music, Shindorgun?
I had a piano teacher as a half-hobby at home.
I had it, so I didn't feel uncomfortable and I was played about once a day.
I didn't like it very much at the time.
I had a guitar that someone had left at home.
When I touched it, I was like...
By the way, do you remember the first song you played or the guitar you played?
I like solo singers like Shikao Suga, Masashi Yamazaki, Tamio Okuda, and Shogo Hamada.
Shogo Hamada was very easy to play at the time.
That's why I remember the chord progression of the song very well.
I'd like to hear you play the guitar.
Is it okay for me to play the guitar?
Not at all.
Wow, you have a guitar.
You stole it.
I didn't steal it.
Is it okay for me to play it?
Okay, okay.
Shogo Hamada, can you play "Mou Hitotsu no Doyoubi"?
You were crying last night without sleeping, weren't you?
I kept waiting for your call from him.
You laugh at the other side of the table,
and your eyes are full of sadness.
Is it like this?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I've been talking about this at home for a long time.
It's cool. It's cool.
Today, I'd like to do a project like this with Toboe-san.
Let's comfort the lost dogs!
The name "Toboe" originated from Toboe-san's name.
It's a saying that a weak dog barks from a distance in order for a cowardly human to curse others or slap others where they don't exist.
This time, we've prepared a place where viewers can talk as much as they want about things they can't say to their bosses, seniors, lovers, and friends.
We're going to listen to their curses and comfort them with Toboe-san and Ano-chan.
Sounds good.
Yes, it's good.
Then, shall we listen to the first "Toboe"?
Yes.
What is it?
Hello?
Hello. Can you tell me your name, age and occupation?
My name is Otobe. I'm 29 years old and I work at a fast food restaurant. I'm a member of Ano-chan Fan Club.
That's gross.
It's not gross.
No, no, no. Gross is weird.
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
Thank you.
Now, Otobe, what is your nickname?
It's "Why am I the only one missing from the group line?"
No, it's cheerful.
It's cheerful.
What's up with you, fan?
Now, Otobe, please explain.
Before I started my job, there were seven people including me in the group.
When we had breaks together, we talked about common topics and had fun.
I thought of them as good friends.
At one point, besides me, there were six of us having birthday parties or going somewhere far away.
There were many times when we weren't invited to any of our friends' events.
That's sad.
Yes.
Now that I'm a little confused, I'd like you to give me some advice on whether I should continue my relationship with these people in the future.
Thank you.
I feel sorry for you, but I don't feel sorry for you at all.
Because you're cheerful.
Cheerfulness is a weapon.
Absolutely.
If you don't know whether you should continue your relationship with them or not, you shouldn't do it.
I agree.
Why is that?
Well, I've only thought of it as a coincidence.
I think humans are in a boom.
It's a boom where you want to play and meet people.
If that's the case, you don't have to meet anymore, and if you need it, you'll meet it.
I think so, too.
If they didn't invite me, I probably wouldn't be in their boom.
But that's also a circle.
There are a lot of people who meet me in various places.
So I think I should go there.
Don't you have a lot of seven people?
I know, I know.
Isn't it difficult for everyone to match their schedules?
I know, I know.
It doesn't match.
How did you know you weren't invited?
You're connected on social media by mutual help, right?
Yes.
So one day I opened my social media and...
I saw a picture of you six having fun...
It's painful!
I saw some people celebrating their birthdays...
I don't like it...
But I had that when I was an idol...
Really?
There were a lot of members other than me who had fun taking pictures...
I bet you did...
But I didn't hate it at all.
Why? You don't like it, do you?
Huh? Do I?
It's not just that for me.
I also enjoyed being alone.
That's reassuring, isn't it, Otobu-san?
I'm totally fine with pictures of people other than me having fun...
I love being alone...
I'm not scared of being alone, to be honest...
That's why I'm able to live because of my talents...
How about finding joy in that?
That's right, I felt refreshed.
I was in a daze, but I was able to get through it.
Oh, really?
I'm glad...
I didn't know you had such a gross fan...
What do you mean "gross fan"?
You!
As a reward...
I'm also very relieved.
As a reward...
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Thank you very much, Otobu-san!
Thank you very much!
She's really cheerful...
If she's that cheerful, she can do anything.
She's an interesting person.
Interesting!
Now, we have a call for our next loser.
Hello?
Hello? Nice to meet you.
My name is Ai.
I'm a 23-year-old company employee who loves Toboe-san.
She was on this side.
There she is, Toboe-san's fan.
She was on this side.
Now, what is Ai-san's "Toboe" to you?
A birthday present as a reward...
What is a Starbucks ticket?
That's nice!
That's cute!
Now, what do you mean?
It's a birthday present for my female friends...
I met her...
Well, you know, like "depakosu" and stuff like that...
And I also choose and send presents from brands like perfume and stuff like that, but...
Then, when it's my own birthday, I wonder what I got back from that girl...
It's a Starbucks ticket, and it's only three pieces, and it's 700 yen, and I can't say anything about it...
Of course, I know that the present is not what's inside, but...
I thought "Did she give me a brand-name present?"
I hate it when people think of me as a "satisfying" person...
I've been keeping myself busy for a year without going out, and this time I came here...
I came here to have you listen to my story properly!
Wow...
That's what it seems like, but...
It's okay, but it's "satisfying"!
Hey!
No, it's not...
Well, you can't look back on the present, really...
That's how I feel, you know...
It's just that she felt that way...
I don't know...
I don't know if I'm that much of a person, you know...
But, well...
I can do it back next year, you know...
Next year, "Oh, you're right," you know...
"Got a job at a star bar, so you get two tickets"...
Yeah...
If it was me, I'd do it back next year, you know...
Well, that's a good way of putting it...
Yeah...
Did you give me that because you had it?
Oh, well...
It was a LINE gift.
Oh, my...
It's possible that you're busy...
I feel like I'm sad that you're not spending time with me...
I see...
Well, after listening to Ai's song...
In a way of encouraging Ai...
Touboi-san...
Yes...
Making a song on the spot...
Can you do it?
Let's do it!
Thank you very much!
Can you really do it?
I'm sorry for saying that.
Can you really do it for me?
How do you usually make songs?
It's D-team.
By recording.
It's a software called Logic.
I want to save the words that were good from the conversation now.
But at this time of song, anger...
Rather than sadness, I feel anger more.
It's like, "Don't look down on me."
Oh, that's good.
Don't look down on me.
And the next time we meet...
Do you remember?
I remember.
Oh, that's good.
It's like, "Don't forget."
And when I decide it, I think, "How about anger?"
BPM, tempo...
About 90?
That's how I decide it.
This time, I'm going to do it with the data in Logic.
I'll pick a random drum data.
And here...
I'll hit it randomly.
I like...
shuffling...
swing.
I like swing.
For example...
The tip of swing is...
Two...
Four...
Two and four.
I'll scrape it a little.
No, no, no.
Like this.
Yes.
Do it like this.
I tend to go first with the beat.
If I don't get carried away with the beat, I don't think the song will progress.
If I think of a good beat, I'll go for it.
And the guitar.
Deciding the chord progression.
I like anger and funk a lot.
Speaking of anger...
Funk has a strong mind of saying what you want to say.
The guitar is a rock sound.
It's a rock sound.
From here, through this relay, it goes into my computer.
That's amazing.
I'll put in something like this.
I like E flat minor.
I have a slight discomfort with it.
I like that discomfort.
Does it feel like a habit?
It's the other side of production.
It's like a music show.
It's like a show.
This is precious.
Thank you.
It's very precious.
It's good, isn't it?
If I can do this in one piece...
Funk is a loop, so I think this is enough.
I stretched it out.
I stretched it all the way to my butt.
Like this.
This is done.
That's amazing.
It's done.
It's a little off.
I don't have a bass this time, so I'll hit it.
I'll think about it.
Like this.
I'll do it if I think about it.
I'll use a raw bass-style hit.
That's amazing.
It's getting more and more done.
If you process it a little, you'll have a funk-like bass sound.
Is it E flat?
Like this.
Cool.
Once I'm done with this, I'll hold the mic and try out different things.
Yeah.
Like this.
Yeah.
I see.
You gave me your Starbucks card, didn't you?
The next time we met, I went bang. Remember?
I went gang.
You're good.
So that's what you have.
Cool.
Is it good?
Yeah, it's good.
Sounds funny.
Yeah, it is.
And I realized that my voice sounds like an instrument.
Yeah.
Ai-san, you're really happy about this, aren't you?
Ah...
Did you hear that?
Yes...
Um...
This is bad, isn't it?
It's over, it's over.
She's happy, for sure.
This is bad, isn't it?
It's bad, isn't it?
No, but...
Can I die tomorrow?
That's great.
Thank you...
Please don't die, okay?
Right?
Well, if I'm in a good mood too,
um...
would you like me to be in your album?
"Staba"?
Say "staba".
"Staba"?
"Staba".
"Staba", I'm sleepy too, I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
Ai-san, thank you very much.
Amazing!
Thank you.
That was amazing.
Since you came all the way here, please sing for us too!
Yes!
My new song "Itai no Itai no" has been released.
It seems like it'll be on TV for the first time.
Oh!
I'm happy!
That's great, really.
Then, please sing for us in this garden!
Yes!
Thank you for having me.
That was amazing.
It was?
Yeah.
I could really feel that you were proud of me.
I've been looking at Sasaki all this time,
so I don't think I can look you in the eye.
Cat, okay.
Thank goodness, this is amazing.
Who can I have this for?
What?
You're giving me this for free?
Can't I have it for myself?
Sure, you can have it.
Thank you.
You might have a hearing aid or something.
Be careful.
Scary.
Hi, Christmas! Hello, we're TRIPLE S!
One, two...
Can you look only in front of you?
We're TRIPLE S!
"Itai no Itai no Tondeike" is currently streaming on Spotify.
It's a cheerful, fun song with great tempo,
so please give it a listen.
It was me, Kogu.