AISubs v3.7
(Laughing)
Thank you for your cooperation!
The number of people who have requested this song is...
AKB48.
I'll look it up.
AKB48 is a national idol group that has just debuted for 19 years.
Their total sales are more than 60 million copies.
They are the number one female artist in history.
That's all.
That's all?
No, no, no.
That's all.
I only know Atsuko and Shinoda Moriko.
(Laughing)
In January, the great senior Kashiwagi Yuki will graduate.
I don't think many people know her face and name now.
I want you all to know her.
It's pretty dark, isn't it?
It's brighter than the future.
I'm so nervous.
Today, we have prepared a project like this.
"Leave a trace", AKB general election!
(Cheering)
I'll give you one person at a time.
Feel free to leave a trace.
Since it's a general election, I'd like to decide Kami Seven as a ranking system in the program.
(Cheering)
If you become Kami Seven, does that mean you have something?
Yes, that's right.
(Cheering)
You haven't become Kami Seven, have you?
(Laughing)
It's rare.
Everyone will sing after this, right?
Only those who become Kami Seven will take a one-shot from the camera.
(Cheering)
Others can only take a group shot.
(Cheering)
That's terrible.
Why?
It's just terrible.
But on the other hand, it's a great chance, isn't it?
Do you want to become Kami Seven?
(Cheering)
Here we go. The first one is "hirata-yuki".
Please come forward.
"hirata-yuki".
You can do it, Kami.
I'm going to eat this whole lemon.
Lemons are quite sour.
I know.
I'm going to eat it deliciously without making it sour.
Thank you for it.
The skin too?
Wow!
It doesn't look sour at all.
It looks delicious.
Wow!
This is amazing.
It's really amazing.
It's cute.
Wow!
It's amazing.
Here we go.
It's number one.
I've seen it a lot.
The expression hasn't changed.
It's amazing.
"yamazaki-sora".
Here we go.
"yamazaki-sora".
"hirata" and "douki".
I'm going to put my fingernail on my eyelashes.
My eyelashes have always been straight since I was born.
Isn't it amazing?
More than one centimeter is basic.
How many will you put in?
Please.
Okay.
Wow, that's fast!
Wow, this is amazing!
Wow, that's fast!
She's concentrating, so she doesn't hear anything.
Wow, that's fast!
Wow!
Wow, she's shaking!
What is that?
Stop right there!
Wow!
Was it better than "lemon maru kajiri" or not?
Well...
Wow!
Thank you very much!
As an idol, you can appeal that you have long eyelashes, can't you?
Thank you very much!
Next, Sato Airi, please.
Yes!
Ai-chan, Ai-chan, Ai-chan!
You won first place in a cheer dance competition nationwide.
Wow!
I'll show you my cheer dance and cheer for you!
Wow!
OK, everyone, please clap your hands!
Clap!
One, one, one...
A, K, P, AKB!
Good!
A, N, O, Ano-chan!
Oh, I see!
Wow!
Thank you!
Wow!
Thank you very much!
That's all!
Wow!
Ano-chan, you were happy, weren't you?
Yes, I was happy. Thank you for your support.
Ano-chan, please announce your ranking.
Well, it's...
Why is that, Ano-chan?
Isn't my voice too quiet?
That's true.
It's true.
It was kind of soft.
It was kind of sloppy.
Yes, it was kind of sloppy.
Well, let's move on.
Hashimoto and Haruna.
Yes!
Let's go.
Oh!
I think you have the best idol power in akb48.
So, I'd like you to shake hands with each other.
Oh!
Speaking of akb...
Ano-chan will join us on the way and we'll shake hands with her.
So, Ano-chan will join us on the way and we'll shake hands with her.
Yes!
We're looking forward to it.
Let's start!
Oh! Hello! Thank you!
Huh? Do you remember my name?
Well...
Den-den! Denpa-kun!
That's right, isn't it?
Huh? You bit me the other day, didn't you?
That's right, isn't it? Huh? Thank you! See you later!
Oh! Nice to meet you!
What's your name?
I'm Naoto.
Naoto-san?
Oh! I've heard of you before.
Huh? Your name is Sasaki or Shima...
Oh! See you later! Thank you!
That's amazing!
Hello!
What's your name?
I'm Ano.
Ano-chan!
Ano-chan, do you have a nickname you'd like me to give you?
No, I don't.
Oh! You don't?! But...
No, I don't!
Hey! That's the worst!
Stop right there!
Wow!
Hashimoto, have you ever been rejected by one shot?
I've never been on a music show.
What? Really?
I'm G1.
G1?
Is it your first time?
First!
Really?
Yes!
I feel bad for you, so let's make it first.
Yeah!
Let's make it higher.
Okay, first place.
AKB has a handshake event.
Yeah.
I was happy to see it.
Yeah.
I'm jealous.
What?
Wow!
Yay!
You haven't quit yet, have you?
Maho Omori!
Yes!
Please step forward.
Okay!
Go ahead!
Okay.
I'm really good at impersonating Goku Son of Dragon Ball.
Impersonation?
I'll do my best to sound like an idol.
Wow, you have a different hair color.
Yes.
Please go ahead!
Wow.
I'm the cutest, aren't I?
What? What? What?
That's nice.
You supported me?
You mean Kuriri?
You supported Kuriri.
Yes.
This is the only thing I want.
This is the only thing for me.
Are you second place?
Wow!
Why?
It's pretty high.
I was aiming for first place, but...
I don't know if it's similar or not.
You don't know Dragon Ball, do you?
But I'm glad about it.
You were doing your best.
The variety show must be amazing.
Next up is Kudo Kasumi.
Okay.
Let's go.
Kasumi.
I'm going to eat 10 mozuku rice with maha rice.
There's a lot of vinegar in it.
Yes, there's a lot of vinegar in it.
Can you eat it?
I'll eat it.
Really?
Please.
I'll eat it.
Huh?
Put it in.
Huh? Putting it in? It's late.
That's it.
End.
What's up?
I put it in.
No, you can't.
But...
You should put it in 10th place or something.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry, but I've never been on a singing show.
Oh, I see.
No, no, no.
If you've never been on a singing show, you can't say it.
Have you ever been on a singing show? Have you ever been out of tune with the audience?
No, I haven't.
Oh.
Shall we raise the pitch of the singing show once?
What?
Shall we put Kudo in there, too?
You're the worst.
That's weird.
The criteria for judging have changed.
That's weird.
But you were the worst.
But Ano-chan was kind.
I did my best.
Huh?
Ano-chan, say thank you to Kudo-san.
Thank you very much.
Yes, thank you very much.
Next, Miyu Misushima.
Yes.
Please.
You learned baton touring from the age of two to the third year of high school.
I'd like to say something that will make you mellow by baton touring.
Here we go.
Hey, keep liking Mie, okay?
You made it zero.
I feel like I'm making zero emotions.
Keep liking me, okay?
No, no, that's wonderful.
Yes, no, no.
It was funny.
Ah, it's going up a little.
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.
It's going up like this.
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.
She's praying hard.
Is it here?
Oh, you endured it.
I lost.
It was funny, though.
Yes, let's go.
Yagi Azuki.
Yes!
Yagi Azuki.
Someone will fall off and overflow.
That's right.
The next person will fall off and overflow.
What should I do?
Please.
Yagi.
I was working part-time at a rice ball shop,
so I'd like Ano-chan-san to eat the highest quality and delicious rice ball.
The highest quality and delicious rice ball.
Yes, I'll make it with love.
Really.
You were making it at the rice ball shop.
I was making it a lot and it was really fun.
It was fun.
If you put it in your hand like this and do it, it's really delicious.
Oh, it's a rice ball like this.
Yes, it's done.
Yes!
Well, it's done.
What's wrong?
I made a mistake.
I forgot to do "nigi nigi".
"Nigi nigi"?
I was going to do it cutely, but I forgot.
I don't like that.
I'll eat it.
Please.
Yes.
She's laughing.
What's wrong, Ano-chan? Does it taste good?
It doesn't taste good. I didn't do anything special.
That's harsh.
This single is important for me.
I'm begging you.
It's lower.
It's 8th place.
It's 9th place.
It's lower anyway.
A little.
Don't forget about the rice ball.
I forgot about it.
Thank you very much, Yagi-san.
Next is Takahashi Ayane.
Yes.
Takahashi Ayane is...
26 years old.
That's right.
She's doing it.
What will you do?
I will show any negative statement in a cute and positive way.
For example, "I'm tired."
I will say, "You did your best."
I see.
I can't eat because I don't have money.
If you don't have money, it means you love someone.
That's not true.
It's irrelevant.
I got sick of wearing a mask for two days.
That's harsh.
That's enough.
You didn't know what it meant.
Do you have a music show?
Of course.
We don't.
You don't?
Do you?
We really don't.
What?
We do.
I'm sorry.
We do.
We don't do one-shot shows.
You don't do one-shot shows?
We do do two-shot shows.
I see.
It's about average.
First of all, it was harsh.
It was harsh.
It's not harsh at all.
Then...
8th!
But even if it's 8th, it means...
But Ano-chan is cute and she was cute!
No!
Please go back.
Now, let's go.
10th place.
Akiyama Yuna.
Yes!
Please go ahead.
Akiyama Yuna.
I was the butterfly and cheerleader.
I will do my best to cheer for you.
I will be cheered for.
Cheerleaders are very strict.
That's right.
Of course, there were boys, too.
But apparently, my voice was louder in the voting.
That's amazing.
I can look forward to it.
Now, please cheer for Ano-chan with all your might.
Yes!
To Ano-chan-san, who is always working hard!
She's working hard.
Ano-chan-san!
Work hard! Work hard! Ano-chan! Work hard! Work hard! Ano-chan!
Thank you very much!
That's it!
She worked hard!
The volume itself is not like that.
Is it true?
You're nervous, right?
Yes, but I'm nervous.
Her feelings were conveyed.
Yes, it's high!
What will happen?
She got in!
Congratulations!
Lucky Seven!
You're the best!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's continue.
Hotei Mocha.
Yes!
Please go ahead.
Hotei...
I'll drink a can of soda...
and sing Ano-chan-san's "Chu-tayousei"...
Wow!
If you drink a can of soda...
it'll come out, but be patient...
and drink it all in one go.
Can you drink it all in one go?
That's fast!
That's slow!
I'm full!
You're full?
But you drank more than half of it.
That's amazing!
Now, let's continue.
Let's continue.
Please sing a song for me.
Please show me your palm.
One, two...
That's all!
Were you able to sing?
You weren't able to sing, right?
That's rude of you.
Here.
The highest rank.
It's the first time I've seen such a terrible thing.
That's right.
You came to lick it, didn't you, Denden Denpa?
No, I couldn't.
You couldn't.
Thank you very much, Hoto Emoka.
Yes.
Let's move on.
Taguchi Manaka.
Let's go.
Manaka-chan.
Taguchi.
Yes.
I'm aiming to be an extremely spicy person in AKB.
While eating with a smile,
if you call my name,
I'd like to do a fan service to the camera.
What should I call you?
Taguchi.
Can I call you "Taguchi"?
Yes.
If you eat spicy food, you can appear in various programs.
I think this is a pretty good skill.
Yes.
Extremely spicy food and a smile.
Ready, go!
Taguchi.
Yes, that's good.
No, it's definitely spicy.
The soup, too.
Drink some of the soup, too.
Taguchi.
Wow, that's amazing.
It's not spicy at all.
Taguchi.
What kind of music show do you go to, Taguchi?
There is one, but...
There is?
Recently, my standing position has fallen.
This song is also pretty low.
Who decides that?
A great adult.
Of course.
But Mozuku...
Mozuku is higher.
Even if I don't go in, if Mozuku goes down, I'll go in too.
That's it?
For now, you're in 3rd place.
Yay!
And Mozuku is...
Mozuku is a one-shot. It's not a music show.
That's right. It's not a one-shot and it's not a music show.
5th place.
What should we do?
It's sad.
Should we move one by one?
Okay.
Okay, Taguchi. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Itomomo, please.
Okay.
Itomomo.
I love rakugo so much.
In order to leave a mark, I'll show you rakugo.
Wow!
Serious rakugo?
I'll tell you a little story.
I understand.
Then, serious rakugo, please.
Please.
Going to school can sometimes be depressing.
Hey, Sadakichi! Sadakichi!
Wake up!
You're right.
I don't want to go to school anymore.
Why is that?
I'm hated at school and even my teacher hates me.
That's why I don't want to go.
That's not a reason.
Hurry up and get ready.
Tell me why you have to go to school.
Because you're a principal, aren't you?
Wow.
That's interesting.
Isn't it good?
Is it true?
It's really good.
Then...
I'm first place!
First place!
I'm happy! Thank you very much!
I'm happy!
I'm happy! Thank you very much!
Next up, Eriko Hashimoto!
Yes!
Let's go!
While walking on the bridge, I will imitate the boy that appears in "Crayon Shin-chan"!
Please do it!
Yes!
This stone is beautiful!
That girl looks like a bridge!
Scary!
I love that song!
Scary!
Ah! Look at the cat over there!
Stop right there!
Scary!
I'm scared!
But it had a great impact!
It had an impact!
Now I'm at the end of my third month, so...
One shot one kill!
I can't get out of it with one shot!
It's a battle from fifth place!
No, no, no!
Goku vs. Bo!
Bo-chan!
Please!
Goku wins!
I lost!
You're in fifth place now!
Thank you very much!
Last up, Yamauchi Miki!
Yes!
Last up, please!
Yes!
What will you be doing?
When I was in elementary school, I played the role of Lion King in a play.
So...
I'd like to play Lion King by myself!
Then...
Lion King, please!
See you later!
Yes, Simba!
Hey, I just heard something amazing!
We're going hunting with Mom now.
It's not weird, is it?
It's an amazing, very useful place!
Where is that very useful place?
Who are you talking about?
Can I say Simba?
Simba!
Zazu too!
Zazu!
What? Zazu too?
That's it!
Do you have a music show?
It's my first time.
You were a center, weren't you?
I was a center.
You were a center, weren't you?
I'm sorry!
Why were you in third place in the first place?
Well, well, I'm an experienced center.
I'm sorry and thank you for today.
Ano-chan, you're back soon!
Well, I was in first place because I've never been in second place,
but it's weird, isn't it?
I'm definitely in second place.
That's true.
Kudo, are you okay without it?
No, I'm not.
You're not?
No, I'm not.
Well, then, talk to Omori.
Yes.
Let me change ranks.
Without it!
Talk to Omori!
Without it!
Let's do our best with our own strength!
That's right!
Yes, understood!
The song will be decided by these seven people!
I'm happy!
What will you sing for us today?
Yes!
We'll perform a song called "Pintokita"!
It's the theme song of the drama "Hoshikuzu Telepath", which we're doing on "AKB48".
It's a cool song, so I hope you'll pay attention to the dance!
Yes!
I hated the sun at the end of the day.
No one will look up to me anyway
You smiled at me when I was sulking.
You're an alien with a focus.
You're different from everyone else.
You're an alien with a focus.
If I'm with you, we can be friends.
I'm always alone.
We're definitely aliens.
We can go to earth and other planets.
We can fly our handmade clocks.
Let's run through youth.
You're an alien with a focus.
You're different from everyone else.
You're an alien with a focus.
If I'm with you, we can be friends.
I'm always alone.
Let's coordinate a match.
I want this.
It's really good.
It suits you.
It's quite erotic.
"Pintkita" that we sang today is streaming on Spotify.
It is the theme song of the drama "Hoshikuzu Telepasu".
It is a youthful song full of youthfulness.
Please watch it.